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What about ship combat
“the equivalent of a girl putting her hair in a pony tail and then telling you she wants to talk”, I’m ancient and only now do I understand how many BJ’s I missed out on by thinking she wanted to have a serious “chat” about her star signs.
Starfield is an awesome game.
Starfield is one of those games where the art design is top tier but the gameplay and story are just trash.
I hope the sip is filled with pirates and minors 😂
You shoulda grav jumped. Its kinda hard to do at first tho
Here for the war crimes
Loading Field 😂
Slopfield: You will go everywhere, and you will do nothing. What a fucking disappointment but after fallout 4 are we surprised?
“You are over encumbered and can’t run” 0:30
This is amazing, and you have inspired me how to make Starfield playable. Thank you so very much.
You sure like that unprovoked violence, don’t you? {Singing} “You’re a mean one…Mr. Grinch.” 😉
You love minors hit me up
That man really wanted that sandwich
Better than good review. Loved the game, but put in wayyy to many hours.
Running around kicking and punching random men and women on a golf course or some kind had me in stitches
Love how the lady is walking around mars in just pants and a jacket
Hotboxing in a Tank with the boys lmao…subscribed
Lmaooo I’m pretty sure the Geneva convention doesn’t extend to space
They’re not even cool relatable Somali pirates
Your brief is soo hilarious I soiled myself. Lesson learned – carry a fresh pair before viewing a video from M Pelican. Thanks!
The attitudes are contagious poster anecdote made me laugh out loud – well done top tier video hah – also Starfield is absolute garbage
1:20 bro this guy😂
Casting couch touch was great
0:06 🤨
This is my very first time watching a video from this guy and I am greeted by “I love minors”, great first impression, I’m hooked
0:07: Average Youtuber these days.
Yeah I think I’ll stick to NmS
Story and characters = Meh! 😑
Background history and Lore = Not enough to interest me! 😴
Building your very own Starship = You have my attention! 🤩
Is this game any good 🤷♂️
i love the minor joke
I tried really hard to get into this game, I stuck 8.1 hours into it and it was bad. The plot felt like a shitty rip off to halo, was constantly running out of ammo and could not figure out how to buy more. I tried googling, tried going to different space stations, no information was provided anywhere. So I thought I would continue the storyline, but it had no depth at all, then it eventually returned me to the planet I started on but gave me no clues to what I needed to do in regards to finding energy cells. I rarely feel upset at video games, but this game genuinely upset me and its just a waste of space on your device.
Interesting never knew the pirate leader had dialogue I just opened the door and started blasting.
Hang on I thought this game was supposed to be shit
how admirable of pelican to appreicate everyone who works in the mining pipeline and not just miners themselves
5:10 you call them terrorist. You’re the one who wants to go to their country and shoot them, also you wanted to smoke weed while doing it so clearly you just find humor or fun in the idea of war. Pretty cringe to admit all that. This generation truly is brainwashed.
Starfield put too many planets with two little content they should’ve started off putting all the content into our own solar system and then every few months introduce a new solar system with more content in that way it would’ve been a much better game
One of the most boring game ever
2:19 “like the video if you enjoy war crime” – it’s like poetry, it rhymes
I don’t know, seems like theres nothing modest about this pelican…
You sir, are completely and utterly unhinged… I like it.
I’m only 2 minutes in and I already feel like this video is legendary
Man i missed your jokes.. I’ll never forgive youtube for stopping recommending your videos
“I really love minors” really just sums up the events of 2024 so far.
It’s only a war crime if your side loses
rule number one: never delete Bethesda game saves so you can go back to any branch off point and get achievements easier
Miners
That astronaut going on a rampage on the golf tee killed me
These “I like having sex with minors” jokes are becoming common to a concerning level.
Wasn’t going to thumbs up the vid but I’m a long time fan of war crimes.
You should replay it. Now you can carry 10000 weight or really high ammount by changing settings 🙂
The irony of how Starfield starts really paints the picture of modern society. Basically, instead of being a prisoner, you are an employee the non-fantasy prisoner. That is the irony of comparing starfield’s starting area with Elder Scrolls.
would join yr army, %100000 purrrcentz. yes,
Bro ur funny I fucks with u👌🏽👌🏽
I am subscribing based on solely this video. As someone with hours into the can’t-look-away-carwreck that is Starfield, this is gold.
Canada #1 in war crimes 🇨🇦
a group of what?😂😂😂
Isn’t this the game that apparently got into controversy over how you could choose the gender that nps refurd to you as in game?
🤣
welcome to no man’s sky.
sarah cant die becuase the only thing thicker than her is a plot armor………………………………..
you just saved me 1,000 hours to tell me about this game so that I don’t have to start a playthrough and get addicted. thanks fam.
I know you all hate the game, but give it a 8/10 at least.
I have 100 hours so far and that’s a lot for one savefile of one game. I loved it, even though it was outdated.
I’m sad there are people who don’t like it 🙁
I had a feeling Starfield was as overhyped as Cyberpunk.. to no surprise… It’s true…
Video games used to never be all about money. it was the commitment and dedication to a community of die hard fans without the money schemes. Now it’s money schemes to manipulate the commitment and dedication of die hard fans of video games just to make more money.
Tables have turned….. Bring back the 2000s and early 2010s.
Man really likes male miners 😂
I played Star Field and did five or six new games+ and I felt the same way especially because I wasn’t allowed to save my ship blueprints keep any items or money which might have helped me enjoy my favorite part of the game which was shipbuilding.
Because the rest of the game was dull and the coolest thing in that universe the mechs from the old war were never going to be something I could build or interact with the campaign should have had a war with the biological weapon monsters and you got to customize and build your mech to fight them because building bases to mine materials so you could become the best space long haul trucker wasn’t exactly fun… The procedurally generated planets are dull and Skyrim had more exploration and cool things to see and find and the Big Bang shotgun is the best weapon in the game without upgrading it or having skills for it but with upgrades it becomes insane… The game had so much potential the ability to build mechs and pilot them in a galactic war against man-made monsters would have been awesome but we have to settle for the multiverse version of the Hunger Games and long-haul space trucking
Goes to yt just to see if spending 70 bucks is worth is. Find this guy😂😂👍
Open world exploration game with factions you can join and do missions for.
You know what it needs?
A nagging main quest that wont stop bothering you.
Even skyrim knew when to stfu, I spent 100 hours in skyrim before remembering I had to go see the greybeards at all.
My take away from your video is that you think the Sarah character is hot.
Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
Why do people always shoot everything that moves in games like this?
Why does an 11 minute video turn into 30 minutes 😂 i have to pause and laugh until it’s not funny anymore
The game is divided between two factions that have huge ships but cities the size of a Fallujah refugee camp. It seems like we should all move to one damn planet and focus on repopulating for a few decades before exploring other planets because there’s like 50 people in each city remaining….
The bad script reading and the low quality jokes reeks of a man who spends all of his money buying subscribers.
Nice
“Like she was a woman wearning a t shirt and shorts in the Middle East” holy fuck, this is one of the best punchline filled reviews I’ve seen
Dude is annoying as hell . Wanted gameplay not some lot who thinks he’s a comedian .
I like how you punched the last guy in the stomach in your spacesuit
In a nutshell WOKE.. awful…. just sad
brilliant
The subreddit for starfield is the biggest copers anonymous on the entire internet
Bro this game sucks
Quad AAAA game lol
Starfield feels like second job and that’s not what I want from my game…
Liked for war crimes!
One turd of a game. Go away and stop holding up elder scrolls 6, shartfield
Attitude is contagious. Is yours worth catching?
“I then landed on a planet darker than America’s no fly list”….just like my favorite kind of humor…subscribed 😂
… and people paid $70 for this. Yikes.
Does Jez know you’re doing this?
Watching this was literally better then sex. You are a funny malaka M.P. xxo
“I gun her down like she was a woman wearing a T-shirt and shorts in the middle east” May I please usse this one?
I found the lack of strange uncles in the game disturbing.
Did I just like war crimes? 🤔
WHICH videogame CONSOLE is Starfield from? Pc, Xbox 1, Ps5??? Ps4??? from Europe or USA???
This game sucks.
I was so close to buying a Xbox just to play this game . So glad I didn’t 🤦♂️😂
Papa Peli, which kind of miners/minors are we talking about here? One of them will definitely get you on an FBI watchlist.
terrible no white characters allowed
the gta drop was solid
awesome
I subscribed just because of the humor. 😂 You are funny as hell. Love it
I don’t know mate, you were entertaining but the game looked horribly boring and bland. Even for low effort Bethesda standards. This is coming from a long time Bethesda games fan
Starfield is so boring, even this video is boring AF
I liked because I was told to lmao…..I was with you on the smoking weed in the army…then the kissing on the lips was just to much 😂
Some of those one liners were out of pocket😂 goddamn
God, pelican sure is horny.
https://youtu.be/rCAuf674yuk?t=335 i subbed cause of this line
0:08 your not dream 😭🙏
This is making me redownload starfield lmfao
This is the worst game of 2023.
yeah shutup sarah
I do enjoy war crimes.
starfield is a bad game to me. i played a few hours and was tired of it. many problems in the game and the gameplay is boring. you need a monster video card to play it on a pc with high framerate.
Like the video if you enjoy war crimes 😂😭
Stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe made me scream lmao! 😂😭
Not as good as fallout
so this game is a joke. Your bravery is expressed through my dissapointment in Mass Effect Andromeda.
Yooo
“cool, relatable somali pirates” hell yeah brother
Definitely need more uploads bro just made my day 10x better 😂
You love minors? What the f*ck is that supposed to mean?
Now that’s a review
Alot of referring to yourself as a pedo…
The only man u can’t cancel🤣
The only man who can make starfield entertaining
Wild joke to start a video with, subbed.
“Stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe.” – LOL! Instant sub.
Good stuff.
Forget space Thuum, barrelmancy is where it’s at.
Stronger than lizzos bed frame took me out 😂
I’d LOVE (LOVE!) to see more Sons of Anarchy shenanigans! Keep up the great work! ❤
Hilarious.
Thank you
Darn I was really hoping for a spaceship game like an improved Eve, not another FPS.
Bring back sons of virgins if you know whats good for you.
Thank you, I needed to know what my discord daddy is playing all the time.
This is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Starfield is a great game I’d never buy but gladly love to watch others play to have playing in the background to fall asleep to
i also love miners
How much do you love minors? I don’t want to know. Thanks for the laughs.
Thank you Microsoft for saving me $70. I bought Baldurs Gate 3 instead….and promptly deleted Skyrim.
I’m here from the Hub. Impress me with my heightened clarity.
Idk why but the kicking NPCs at the end got me the most hahaha
a cant play this game anymore, missions are buggy as fuck and doesnt show up
bro, your brohomo jokes are savage. hilarious. i laughed out loud several times
Like the video if you like war crime well that joke aged as well as fresh milk in Australian sun
why put children in the game
everyone is going to try and kill them
relatable
all male crew of minors
relatable
thats a lot of likes i wonder why……
Lol he kills everyone wth 😀
“Stronger than Lozzo’s bed frame”
I would of loved you in my unit
LOL, you’re such a jerk. It’s awesome! 🤣
I do enjoy them
”Stronger than a Lizzos bed frame” – That right there is a top comedy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No “space malakas”?
I’m built different.. I’m stronger than Lizzos bedframe 😂😂
Rule 1 of Bethesda games, save often lol
Best review ever … hahaha clasic
I love miners
Bring back the sons of virgins
Sad this game isnt on playstation 🥲
“You mean my sandwich??”
Wait till you realize there is no point to the main story and that there is almost no lore to be invested in, and the main conflict of the UNC and the Free Star collective was the game you should have been playing instead of the peace time period….The game is beyond boring with no reason to be invested in it and the whole point of the main story was no different than hitting “New Game” on the menu
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Cool relatable somali pirates 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i still prefer Outter words then starfield its the same game
1:28 bruh that’s wild
I only liked for the war crimes
I’m here for the jokes, not the game
Built different? You think your special because your scrappy?
Oh how quickly did I have to learn to stop stealing everything in sight. The Bethesda game joke got me pretty good. There’s just not enough traders in the game, without traveling so far.
More water pls
Made me Lol Multiple Times haha
First 2 hours are hell
Of course they’ve got a woman character begging for help to kill a spider.
In a nutshell, it sucks.
I’m glad I watched this because I was dangerously close to forgetting to hydrate.
Gay.
😂😂😂😂😂
Gosh this is great😂😂
Sarah is annoying 😂 but she does draw fire away.
She doesn’t shut up when I’m looking for health and ammo. Like b… shhhh.. I’m dieing.
Lol. Found my next game i bet.
I don’t understand where all the hate for Starfield is coming from while at the same time people are raving for NMS which has not even 10% of the content after years of updates.
“like thisvideo if you enjoy war crimes” – instant like
This was pure poetry.
I’m definitely subscribing. Quality content on YouTube is so rare now
Holy shit. The jokes in this video are savage.
WTF lol lol Lizzos bedframe
you should stop holding ur nose shut while you talk
this game sucks in so many ways
I wanted to see an actual gameplay of this game but dammit this stupid jokes on every f video on youtube is so annoying i had to mute sound, this world is domed.
“But for the most part, if you keep your distance they’re chill like that” 😂
Vanguards gonna be running things for a while i see
Thanks for saving me some money and internet bandwidth. I see that when your character got stuck in a stairwell there is still no climbing mechanic. This “Game” looks really lame. In a way this looks so bad it makes Skyrim and Fallout 4 look bad. I am not too excited about playing them again either.
playing bethesda game without saves #r/madlads
I’ve been play Starfield since it came out, but this made me chuckle
Starfield is just like fps…. we need more “things” like minecraft fr
god i love miners💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“It’s darker than Americas no fly list” jesus man hahaha
I only played this shit on the day it came out on game pass, I played the series S version but it seemed like garbage compared to the wonder of what Skyrim or Fallout NV was, it was just a game with a clumsy and boring universe, I honestly told you that over and over again. again on Twitter and xbox Latin America.
BUT they called me crazy and a fanboy PS but I let them know over and over again but they never paid attention to me and even so
IT WAS A SUCCESS, what the hell with the quality standards? MY GOD
I WISH BETHESDA AND HER THIRTY THOUSAND VERSIONS OF SKYRIM DIE, a game that I painfully adore so much
This is amazing
56k like war crimes.
Hmmm. Now I get the world.
(Joke)
darker than americas dnf list lol
Let’s Go Bethesda!!
I should have watched this before downloading it. This looks gay as fuck.
Vasco
If every person in the world smoked a joint at the same time there would be world peace for about 5-10 minutes 😂😂😂
Liked for war crimes.
why is he keep saying sus words😂
Gotta love your constant casual sexism.
Advice : just ignore the supply transfer missions. They suck
1:18 ur too much fam
You sound like a well cultured intellectual after like 2 mins here have a subscriber, bell and 🍛soup
It’s amazing that the graphical difference between GTA V and Starfield wasn’t noticeable even though one is 10 years older than the other. Shows how mediocre the graphics in Bethesda games is.
I rarely get to the end of these review videos, but this one kept me watching and laughing. Thank you.
The game is just trying to be no man’s sky
Israel liked the video.
used to like you. now just weed and gay stuff. yeah, nah. enough already
The fact the woman was following him the entire time
really appreciate the Lizzo joke, tnx
I’d rather get aids again than get this game
They need physical pickups. In this day n age they still do that kind of nonsense nonphysical pickups .
That middle eastern joke was so funny
Lol 😂 loving the commentary
of course looks THIRD PERSON better. much better ! cdred?!
Starfield is a pretty okay game, not a pretty good game. It 100% deserves it’s 7/10 rating.
an all male crew of minors……..
WE NEED THE SONS OF VIRGINS REUNITED AGAIN
W WAR CRIMES
This is like the southpark of youtube 💀
This game looks trash
Sarah Morgan aka Space Karen.
Idk how I feel about this game.
An all male crew of minors????
Great video as always, but please dont go back to GTA.
Man, I tried. Thankfully it was available on Gamepass. I would have been super bummed had I paid for it. IIIIIIt’s…………really boring. I’d rather play Skyrim again.
Why at 5:10 you- just- why?
weird joke but alright lmao
5:07 this tangent made my dayyy lmao herez a biiig sub <3
All male crew of miners😂
Jesus man, Give me a minute before you hit me with jokes like that.
YOU WHAT
been waiting for this!
I liked the video because I enjoy war crimes.
Would you consider No Man Sky?
THE RETURN OF THE SONS OF VIRGINS IS UPON US
its crazy i did exacly that ,the first 30 mins then smoked sum weed
He really stole bro sandwich😂😂😂
I thought you try to entertain your audience… conside your script lacking.
It was great until about 5 minutes in when he started talking about smoking weed and I was entirely lost
you’re insufferable. 2.2m subs. of course.
Lol wow best 11 minutes I’ve watched in YouTube. Thank you for this 😂
This content is better than the
For me.. Can you do an MBPI test?
This is actually ever single RPG from Cyberpunk 2077 to NMS to GTA5 to Dues Ex series to Diablo series to well every RPG. Atleast its not Modern Warfare 😂😅
I’m stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe. Hahahaha!
“They’re not even cool relatable Somali pirates” 😂💀
Funnies thing for me was that kid on New Atlas that tell you about how snake worshipers attacked their space station. Also fuck pronoun selection menu. Its he or she you dum shits
I’m not familiar with this channel so I have to ask. Does he have spoilers in this? I started the video and he was just narrating the game so… I stopped.
pelican said it here they want minors in their bed
Woke garbage
Sons of virgins needs a weekly show
Please bring back Sons of Virgins 😂 there is a dark whole where it used to be lol (insert joke here)
guy really likes miners. lol
SOV
please sons come back
Yes please more SOV GTA
You’re really making space a nicer place.
Thank God, the Geneva Convention doesn’t work off Earth!
God this game looks terrible and tedious
9:30 wow, i can’t believe after all that trash plot and then getting softlocked he still decided to start over for content. What a legend.
The cynicism/sarcasm is off the scale …
Top review ! ! !
No nutshell
lol
like the video if you enjoy warcraft
‘Like the video if u enjoy warcrimes’
Oh christ😆
Wow this game looks bad
You are literally a Super Saiyan.. An you sound like a Kiwi.. That is awesome.. you make this game sound way better then it probably is but fuck it looks good.. i want to play it now actually.. an i haven’t played computer games since C.S 1.5 got an upgrade
HAhaha never watched a computer game review in my life.. but bro you are funny.. great personality 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
Dude 😂
This video is amazing, to the point i might just go out & buy an Xbox One so i can this depressing game 👌🏾
You’re my new hero i never asked for 🫶🏾
“I’m stronger than Lizzos bed frame” that’s a bar 🔥😅
1:20 – “Hopefully it’s an all male crew of minors” – I see Victor Salva is writing your scripts… 😁
I was looking for a starfield review and I got soo much more. Great sense of humor dude 👌🏽
Too bad you need a damn nasa computer to even run it. I’d much rather have xbox 360 graphics in exchange for the smaller system requirements to play them then these absurdly high memory storage and other unnecessary requirements
Bring back the Sons of Virgins, do it now
Sucks its not on pa4 😢
I legit machine beryllium.
8:03 – Ouch!
400mg dxm and a cart. this is definitely the funniest video i have e ever seen
I didn’t know so many NPCs cared about me that much lol
Buddy you’re fucked for making jokes about minors
Bring back the soooonnnnnsssssssss 😅
Sucks how Montag never got a promotion. He needed more profile pics. He only had 2 sets of 6 but needed 2 sets of 12.
@6:39 omg LOL m,y sides, I going to sue you because I want compensation for losing my sides xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Only thing I heard this whole video was “light a joint 😎”
I’m sure someone else has said this already, but if you holster your weapon during combat you enter dialogue where you can go to jail instead of restart the game lol
Sold his organs for smack lmao
In my first army misson i join againt a teramorf invasion some shit like that
Lmfao!
looks pretty soulless. what about the story, the writing, the characters? I hope at least that is good cuz gameplay looks pretty uninteresting
Man loved the video..i know its a nutshell video…but wished u do a extended nutshell video esaay like around a modest one hour 😂😂😂
The cyclidee thing with the pirate leader , i did the same 😂😂😂 i convinced him and then blasted those cylinder
lmao this guy is mad funny
I don’t even have a console, I’m just here for the quick witted banter
“I’m stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame” 😅
Loser nerds that are actually just lame dudes have no say
Starfield—- Idiotic, interesting time filler.
That gunt punch!
That spaceman is going to steal your golfcart!
I liked the video 😅
Haha “hopefully its an all male crew of minors” !!! Wtf
Return some of virgins
Bro you are fucking amazeballs and now i want to commit warcrimes with you
you can smoke weed in the canadian military : )
the dodgy astronaut 🤣🙉
It takes 2 hours to complete any simple task in this horrible game. If you end up exploring a planet or getting some contraband youd might as well uninstall the game, it will take the rest of your life to get back to what you were doing
“That’s the equivalent of a girl putting her hair in a ponytail and then saying she just wants to talk”
Nice.
Hahaha war of the weeds
Become starborn, come back and the love of my characters life doesn’t remember me….
For some reason this is the first time I have seen one of your videos…. took me until 1:37 to subscribe
Piss on this game and the people who play it. Its horrible
Loved the video @Modest Pelican! Can’t wait for the next video man! Sorry if I’ve been away from the Channel for about 2 Years man, got Caught up with games like Minecraft and Stormworks.
Alright Lads and Lasses, Ya Boy James is back on Peli’s Channel thanks to Starfield! If you like seeing me come back, Flood Bethesda Games with Bug Reports about all Known bugs in Starfield as well as Feature Requests including a Multiplayer Function for Starfield so that way Peli and the “BOIS BOIS BOIS” of The Sons of Virgins can Play Starfield Together along with us all in some Pretty Epic Fleet Battles against the United Colonies and Red Mule as this will help spread the Good Word of the Channel!
Truth be told, Starfield has some Pretty great potential for being a Multiplayer Game….like how Fallout 76 was supposed to be. The Building is buggy as hell and could use more love than an Abused Wife as well as an increase in the size because like the Ladies Say “Size Matters” except in this case we need bigger Ships like those you’d find in Star Wars, Star Citizen or even HALO with Starfighters, Transports, Hovertanks and even Walkers being able to be Built to their Documented Specifications. The Bigger your Ship, The More Weapons you can Arm it with as well as the more health the Ship will have.
Only Three Ships from Star Wars can be Built in Starfield in it’s current State. The Consular-class Cruiser with it’s Charger C70 Package, The Corellian CR90 Corvette and (to some Extent and with Great Difficulty) the Pelta-class Frigate. These will be the Three Ships to start the Sons of Virgins off in Starfield at least until all Bugs have been Worked and Patched Out and Newer Features like Larger Ships, Fewer Weapons Restrictions and Multiplayer Fuctionality come into the Game when Ships like the Idris-class Frigate, Hammerhead-class Corvette, Javelin-class Destroyer, Vanguard Sentinel and Warden Starfighter from Star Citizen, Arquitens-class Light Cruiser, Acclamator-class Assault Ship, Venator-class Attack Cruiser, Victory-class Star Destroyer, RZ-1A A-wing, T-65-C-A2 X-wing, Z-95 Headhunter, BTL-B Y-wing, Alpha 3 Nimbus-class V-wing and ARC-170 Starfighters from Star Wars can be Built to spec.
Let me know what you think about this and I’ll catch you in your next video man! Let’s also get some Family Friendly Minecraft back on the Channel with Mods as well!
The fact that you put those explosive thing near those guys tole me: “You don’t want to play this game.. wait for a better game” sold me. I’ll wait.
The jokes make this more entertaining than a normal walkthrough 👍
so its destiny
99% of this game is following NPC’s around.
So it’s Mass effect 3
Dude, “HotBOX A Tank” hahahaha
This did not sell this game to me in the slightest 🤷🏼♂️
Thanks for the vid. Not going to buy. Seen all the reviews. A real crap game. Lol wannabe KOTOR
Can play this on Xbox one?
1:20 …?
0:21 looks suspiciously like Jeff who likes miners
The game needs a companion that isnt a total goody two shoes. It really ruins the whole crimson fleet quest line when your companions are negative nancies about it.
Thumbs up
Best part at 11:10
5:07
In Canada you’re basically allowed to 😂
8:07 ????
Your commentary description was fantastic. 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh wow, it’s a copy of red faction lol they tried but didn’t come close.. red faction can’t be replaced
This videos are better than the actual game
👍🏽
In the name of the war crime brigade
most useless game i have seen in years
Very good afternoon please find attached
Time bucks is interested
Nice
This vedio is good
WOW nice it’s fantastic
We need the Sons of Virgins, a well hydrated comeback is necessary in these times…..
Can you even land your own ship or or is it just a crap cinematic? 😂
bro keep going i had no interest innthis game but you made me watch the hole video hahaha thats the equivalent of a girl putting her her in a pony tail then telling you she wants to talk 😂😂😂😂😂 too funny man
Bountys suck though
“GOD I love miners” sounded wrong because I didn’t pay attention at first. lmao had to do a double take.
“Hopefully an all male crew of miners”. Bruh
Nice
Did you just punch that woman in the vagine? SOLD! ( well not really, I have to wait for it to be released on the PS5 but as someone who still plays Fallout 4 I’m liking what I’m seeing ) 😃
nice
I loved Starfield’s side stories, they were great.
Nice
Nice video❤
no we want so see sons of virgisns slow death as thak you making this mildly boring video
These videos are absolutely hilarious. Dude always brings the humor. 😂😂😂😂
more gta
I love you too babygirl
In the words of the Fat Electrician, it’s never a war crime the first time.
Thanks for the update
Nice
“hopefully its an all male crew of minors” … ed: language check that for miners. /r
I loved Starfield’s side stories, they were great.
I play game and time pas
Sons of virgins forever
Nice
This vedio is so nice.
I like how he called, killing the leader of a base a( a big plot character ), a glitch🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👍👍👍👍👍
Starfield is a Great Game!
‘Stronger than lizzo’s bedframe’ 💀
Funny fella 😂
Crazy how graphics just kinda.. stopped after that 2013 Wolfenstein game. Just better lighting and sharper textures I guess is all we’ll see from this point on 😞
PSA, That newer Saints Row game literally looks worse than some 360 titles. What a weird time we’re in
Same OLD RUBBISH from lazy developers, buy it for a £1.00 at a junk shop in three months.
🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Terrormorph? Like, not even a placeholder name…. Just feels like someone with negative I.Q. decided “yeah, like xenomorph but…. terror”
I like the video cause i like war crime
Good vibeo
This was hilarious as fck 😂 I can’t place your accent by the way? Australian ?
Papa Peli has such a way with words
mannnn everyones game looks better than mineeee (just barley above minimum requirements)
Bjjj
Is this narrated by an AI robot? Sounds like it.
” The receptionist rushed me with a fire axe but i gun her down like she was a woman wearing a T shirt and shorts in the middle east ” 8:02
Nyc
In Sons of Virgins We Trust
Definitely want to see sons of virgins back in action
Nice video
Ty for making this made me way more interested in the game now ima download it
Seems like just a rebadged destiny
This game is so fun, how does Todd Howard do it? I’m glad I’m not a poor bitter pony.
Why can’t all my gaming vids include such clever commentary?!
Very nicely done dude, will likely watch again just for the giggles.
😄
does anyone know where the planet greenheart is is starfield?
Hitman
not even 10 seconds into the video and he’s already turned into Tall Knight
Very interesting. The game is great as well graphics. Always be with you.
😅
6:52 USA police be like
Wow.
Amazing video i really like this video
Awesome WOW Amazing 🤩😍❤
Zero Punctuation reborn.
What the hey, man, you didn’t show us the gameplay everyone has been asking to be added to games: choosing your pronouns. 🤣
The beginning quest told me all I needed to know – hey you’re a random stranger who works on a mine, but I’m gonna trust you to fly off with my ship, have fun!
Was this written by 10 year olds?
Good game nice time
Matt wont get to play if his prespaterian is being deceitful
this review is just so good
I stopped watching because I got the drift of the game and don’t want more spoilers
But I am coming straight back for the rest once I get into the game you’re a funny bloken😂
https://youtu.be/hFcLyDb6niA?si=9U1qqmE01odV8PB5
Seems another meh game. Another mediocre game that will just fade after a year or so.
Amazing video
Love the humor
hell yeah the sons of virgins need to return
Hotboxing a tank with the boys 😂😂😂
SASSY SARAH 😂
“Like the video if you enjoy war crimes.” I mean, I was gonna anyway…
I love how you can’t really just join the game and murder everyone until there is no one. You are definitely punished for being a psychopath.
Looks 💩
I found it very underwhelming once you’ve been to one mine you’ve been to them all. Seriously is this all they could give us after such a long development period.
Bethesda, Bethesda, Bethesda. Couldn’t find a way to make dialogue interesting after all these years? Oblivion had a good thing going with the persuasion mini-game. This is just lazy.
Wait… you love what?
The earth is red ston
Maybe don’t make a pedo joke 10 seconds into your video man wtf is wrong with you.
“Like the video if you enjoy war crimes” “I get through my sentence without getting to bend over once…I mean HAVING to bend over once.” LMFAO!!!!!
That smack joke in the character customization screen will never not be funny
Yes! Please bring back SOV! Always been my favorite of your series.
Liked for the warcrimes
logins in– locked at 30 fps.. logs out to go play star citizen instead
All the people smacking the game are goobas. I love the game.
👍🏻
“Hopefully its a crew of all male minors”
The astronaut headbutt and crotch punch at the end made this a 5-star review
They delayed EldersScrolls & Fallout5 for this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please refrain from blaspheming.
The game is quite boring and has a lot of repetitive animations when it comes to ,boarding the ship,travelling to different planets and open certain doors…
7 days
Starfield is a pile of shit i say they need to hurry and get on with the decent games like the new fall out 6
titanfall 2 better by miles
This video is amazing👍
The Sons of Virgins making a comeback? H3LL YEAH!
I pity the ppl bashing this game since they don’t know how fun this game are
get over yourself Bethesda you could’ve released this on playstation too but instead you chose to be greedy learn from these companys blizzard etc
sons of virgins we can do it
bethesda unkown rule never trust auto save
Astroneer is better
BRING BACK SONS OF VIRGINS YES
Blimey! 49k people enjoy war crimes!
Wow it’s very nice
Yes more gta
“I almost joined the military in real life but then I realized you’re not allowed to smoke weed and shoot terrorists. They’re super strict on that.” Why military recruitments have gone down the tubes around the world.
Plot twist: In America you get sentenced life for homicide. The rest of the time you try to break out of a high security state prison starting riots, shanking gang leaders, selling dope and butt stuff. Great game.
Stronger than Lizzos bed frame…… haha
Love your dialogue, so funny !!
👍
They really should have put in a mechanic for both encumbrance and running that scales with gravity. Like longer strides and less carry weight on low gravity planets. Perhaps suit augments like robotics to aid in higher gravity planets.
Your funny dude 😀 <3
Came for jokes, stayed for war crimes 😂
I mean your vids are already the best but playing GTA would make them even better
0:06 well- this video started out very well.
Woow
great video!
awesome video
“all male crew of miners” weird comment…
“Stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe” aw nah 💀
Go Woke go Broke 😂
More gta !
Bring back sons of virgins
That living room is whiter than the US curling team
“Sneakier than a covert stepdad” 😅😅😅😅😅
Game is boring and tedious. I forced myself to play 30 hours. I could not get into it at all. Was not immersive at all. Every area felt like a fake empty movie set.
Havent watched a review of yours in a long time. Forgot how funny they are lol nice review, thinking about getting the game.
The game is boring, fallout without the fun.
“The car lets you sit in the driver’s seat, but not actually drive it. That’s the equivalent of a girl putting her hair in a ponytail and then telling you she wants to talk.”
How has Papa Peli not won a Nobel for poetry?
Your review makes the game look fun. I got way too bored.
11:10 punched her right in the womb 💀
Did anybody actually think this game would be good?
Imagine being a human NPC just viben and stuff in LA out of nowhere some astronaut comes out of his ship and starts beating you 6 ways from Sunday for your half eaten sandwiches
Ah space version of fallout
10:00 so uncalled for 😭
I heard about this game and have no intention of playing it but I enjoyed the video
Game is boring as shit.
I need more bouletzzz
This game is just perfect. I’ve been playing it since September 1st and it has become my favourite game
unlike fallout 76 fast travel in this game “kinda just works”
so disappointing 💰 🗑️
This game is very interesting.great video as always .
Game is trash and boring.
You talking about underage kids in every video genuinely makes me concerned. Creepy. Calm down with those jokes
All the miner jokes got me dying😭😭😭😭
Amongst the fire and death floating around the air in Ukraine I still managed to spread the word about Modest Pelican to a fellow wounded Orc
Those jokes bro keep it up😂😂😂😂
Nooo I want hitman3
“I was gonna join the army, but then I realised you can’t smoke weed and kill terrorists….they’re pretty strict about that” 😂😂😂😂
Your video makes me wanna at least try the game, all the other videos make me wanna hate it.
Sons of Virginia returning is the biggest dub this this year
😂 after landing on earth suddenly game became more detailed and physics are improved
This video is so good and amazing sir
sarah can breath on mars without a suit???
Very Very amazing game
Bring back The Sons Of Virgins
Fair criticisms honestly. I lean more towards an 8 but I can definitely understand people even giving it a 7. Now that the game is in players hands it’s rated a 3.75/5 on Xbox own storefront, a 7.5 out of 10 so most players are feeling about the same. Hopefully Bethesda can be quick with their updates without leaving everything to modders to fix it for them
My wife doesn’t like it when I call her papa Peli. I’m going to take away her hydration apparatus
Oh man, LMAO, I’ve got a dark, SICK at times sense of humor but you… well 1st vid I watched of yours I HAD to sub!!
Great stuff!
AAA+
👍👍👍
Thanks for a great laugh and great vids!
(New sub)
‘Nic’
Peace!
That Ending on Earth 🤣😂
Woke garbage, boycott anything woke 👍
Is this the new red faction oh wait im old noone knows what im talking about nm k bye
One of the worst games ever refund 😂
Cool
what the F***? Did I just watch?
Where have you been all my life? Your jokes are just <3
Yay, fallout something by beshitda in space!
The game is just so damn boring. Maybe after my 5th playthough of BG3 I’ll finish my first playthough of Star field..
Sooo… skyrim in space?
My mum puts her hair into a pony tail … what does that mean?
I am a miner , so I don’t get the reference. 🤔
Still the best Christian music channel out there! Would love more of y’all on GTA!!!
mans had to start new game thats a good game that game takes no shit . pay to play
I really don’t give a shit about gaming videos but your humor and train of thought alone forced me to subscribe.
This ain’t a video game video, it’s a “crowd work” style stand up comedy video. Hilarious.
Excellent informative video
That Lizzo comment took me by surprise 🤣🙈
Looks like destiny 2 but extremely underfunded and trash. As if it couldn’t even handle multiplayer
I would personally like for the sons of Virgin’s to be united once again
Out of context quote from about 1 minute in “Hopefully it’s an all male crew of minors”
Imagine peli being in military and pulling some Cristian pranks on the terrorist
Vary nice
Nice video sir this is amazing
game looks so boring with no fantastical elements to it.
Of course
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED????
– Not really. But watching this killed 10mins off my bus ride, to go get drugs. Maybe I’ll watch it again shortly in about an hour and a half approximately. 🤔
Darker than americas no fly list had me doing legendary levels of OUUFFF
This game looks like ass tbh
Good game
The sentence “she was really hot, so I pretended to like them” gives me horrible flashbacks to some of my worst late teens/early twenties life decisions
Stronger than lizzos bed frame 😂
who else immediatly came down to check the coments after he said “God i love miners”
good review
‘Darker than America’s No-fly list’……..that one had me 🤣😂
This guys humor is on another level.
Fuck dude another colorless Bethesda game
third person ftw
“large” “open” world
Thank you these videos so easy n fun to watch
Sons of virgins gta online needs to come back
This would be so much cooler if this was like star citizen where it is multi-player. You should check it out modest!
Turn on windows file history and restore your old saves from before they were overwritten
Starfield in a nutshell… shit!!! Saved 11 minutes
I stole the sandwich too 😄
I swear this game would give me anxiety attack. Why does everything seem so slow? Even when he’s “running” seems like he runs the way I do in nightmares. 🤦♂️😱
Hello kindly send me reward fast thankyou
“I’m stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame.” Man means serious business. 🤣😂
This game might be a complete flop, however content like this makes it worth it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pronouns was enough to put me off the woke garbage.
Super super excited
Thumbs
I prefer NO COMMENTARY play throughs, and frankly, you’ve enhanced that appreciation.
dislike for the 3rd person view
I would love to see the sons of virgins again
YES PLEASE PLAY GTA ONLINE AGAIN I WANNA SEE THE SONS OF VIRGINS 😢 WE MISS YOU ALL
Don’t ask. Don’t tell sound familiar? Why is there THC in your system soldier!! Ummm, went to a concert after an open mic comedy night????
2:49 why did Bethesda put Elliot Roger in this game 💀💀💀
my will to play the game as the video goes on: 📈📉📉📈📉📈📈📉📉📈📉📈📈📉📈
I was totally caught off guard by those Minor jokes 5 seconds in, God I love this man.
Like the video if you love war crimes
Pls make the sons of Virgin return. It was the best series I have seen on yt
1:20 😂 forgot you were like this and it caught me off guard
Your commentary is the most obviously put-on unfunny “comedy” I’ve heard in a long time. Literally every fucking joke is the same setup. The worst part of it is that you tell the “jokes” like you actually talk like that. I’m sorry man but I’ll be a mature adult since I don’t like this “content” and be on my way.
SoV returning would be a huge highlight of 2023.
How you fit 20 stories in one story an only 12 mins amazes me 😂 bloody legend
did you say “intergalactic war crimes”…say no more take my money
bring back gta online
You’ve inspired me to use malacker in every sentence I say, thank you Modest Pelican Gaming
Hey how about you put one small white couch in the middle and 5 XL couches around the white one for no reason. make sure they form a simi-circle around the white couch
0:06 out of context
I’m here for hotboxing in a tank with your portable speaker! 😂
Yes
Lucky you at least you get to play I have a ps5 so I can’t play as it’s not on playstation
Hey modest just want to say might want to check one of your old gta videos because the link you placed for the Australian fires three is a link to a adult film site
If you’re not encumbered, you can teleport to your ship via the scanner. I got stuck at a point in the game where I was being killed over and over and wouldn’t be able to press the option to go to prison, but all I did was get into my ship and quickly jump to the next system
his voice sounds AI generated here, so weird
Very interesting video
Flaw in ai if you build ship right ai always shoot dead center so build ship with nothing in center of ship
gta is back fuck to the yea
No, you will not make a great commander. Definitely not a great commander 💀
😢”Like the video if you enjoy warcrimes.” Nooo
Can you please play tear down
Pedophilia jokes aren’t funny.
It somehow seems worse than nms to me especially with no multiplayer
I burned and killed all the children and women in Africa for not staying hydrated and having premarital homosexual eye contact the men in Africa could live with there own shame this isn’t Sophie’s choice the women don’t
This video is more open than Starfield.
Are you the voice over guy for Anova Sous Vide’s?? Suspiciously similar.
What a shithead
amazing 😮
Please i need sons of virgins back it would be amazing
The best motivational poster I have seen featured Darth Vader.
The best leaders lift people up.
Vader choking a poor guy.
0:06 “God I love minors”
Great 👍
“Stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame “ 😂😂😂
Starfield is fast becoming, my favourite game of all time, the trouble you get into & the loot is mind blowing.
Nice
“That’s the equivalent of a girl putting her hair in a pony tail and then telling you she wants to talk” 😀
I was hoping for one black couch. 💀
I think you should quit reviewing games and focus on your budding career as a gay romance author with explicit sex scenes.
SOV return must happen
It’s only a war crime if you lose
Hey you should play rust with your boys
😮
It’s sad that in 2023 we couldn’t get a coop game lmao
Dude. You are hilarious.
Uninstalled. 🗑️
bru u gotta tone down the amount of sexualising women whenever the chance arises
Another cool video Peli👍🏻💯
This game is outstanding, absolutely love it, think I’ve found me a new game.
So uhmm how much did they pay you for your review?
More GTA online please love those vids
“Sons of Virgins” Maybe, when Starfield goes multi-player
Your commentary is second to none Had me dying the whole video bro
No fly list joke was fucking genius
You’re like that cool dad in a movie who’s the funniest in the room and I feel like the kid that came out of your wife who’s nothing like her and everything like u bro you completely get my dark humor and it’s awesome I’m definitely not ever going to unsubscribe u make my day Man
The copy paste “go find the item or kill the pirates” repetitive stuff almost completes Bethesdas transition into becoming ubisoft.
This is one of the Bethesda games of all time.
“Stronger than lizzos bedframe” 💀💀💀💀
MORE GTA ONLINE PLEASE
Like the video if you enjoy war crimes, in high pitched entitled whatever his accent is, neoaussie?
Great one
Wow…. Great👍👍
Yesssss! Sons of virgins!!!!!! Defs need more in my life
Bring back the sons of virgins online
Absolutely we want sons of virgins back.
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I am so motivated – thank you modest pelican
Nice game is really good
Aahazhzhhzhzhzhahzhxbejwjs…DARKER THAN THE NO FLY LIST….WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS
I like it also games
So this is who youtube promotes to the top of the results on unrelated searches? drug addicts with overt homosexual and pedophile tenancies, so inundated into their being to the point where they think making jokes about it is actually funny? seems like what you would do if you were running a platform as a weapon of destruction against a people or nation…
You’re a lot braver than I am. The pronoun deal triggered me so hard I was literally shaking. I immediately got PTSD, and maybe even an STD, and I couldn’t go any further. Luckily I still had Ori And The Will Of The Wisp installed on this system so I didn’t go without vidya.
_”Almost heaven….. Where’s Virginia??…”_
Yes more GTAO SoV pls!
Hotboxing the Tank….now that got me…Lmao
1:21 is absolutely outraged 💀
Boyz, Los Santos…. sounds like heaven.
Possibly the best video game, I don’t know, comedian reviewer ever. Might be the only one. But every video is hilarious.
“Are you playing a bethesda game if you’re not picking up everything until you’re overencumbered?” First of all yes and second shut up.
$52 for a shitty t-shirt that a tiny pelican on it stfu you ain’t gucci bruh
Hey uh sorry to say this but you could have fast traveled to another planet or even system when you were stuck.
Where’s the alien cheek clappin?!? Even Balders Gate let us clap alien cheeks!
I collect miners to
I was excited for this game until I heard they have pronouns
That minors joke was 💀🫡
Omg the boys boys boys returning that would literally be so hot 😍😻
Love the sarcasm. Plenty of chuckles here.
Can’t wait for GTA online
The return of the boiz boiz boiz !!!
bro you cannot be saying that many minor jokes 💀
I also once ate everything in my inventory
That Sarah thing is really annoying, you must complete its sub-mission so you can put it out of it’s misery.
Does Starfield live up to the hype? Was it worth the wait? Is this the game everyone hoped for?… There are those who think not, but there are also those who certainly think so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb895I-nqcQ
Sha was like, “Wah, wah wah, I think we should explore the mysterious metal first.” Instead, I ignored her and bought myself a jetpack 😂
Let’s get hydrated in space!
GTA!!
I can’t wait for the sons of virgins to return it was the series that made me start watching ur content
Todd wants you to upgrade your rig for this game. If you’re upgrading your rig to play this game you’re an idiot. The graphics or the lack of and the AI of the characters are atrocious.
Amazing 😂😂
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie…
This game looks boring, sorry
Fuck gta online. Play starfield
1:18 all male crew of minors
in a different context that sounds tragic
yes sons of virgins is coming back!!!!
This is legit a good ad for this game.
I’m stronger then Lizzo’s bedframe 😂😂😂
The only Star-rim review I didn’t know I needed
this video was fucking fire
you love WHHATTTTT???????
The real question to me is „does MP actually smoke 🥦“
The equivalent of a girl putting her hair in a ponytail and then telling you she wants to talk. Brilliant.
Basically more expensive no man’s sky?
Yes! More GTA V!
Looked up some gameplay for Starfield to find Mr. Pelican. Never watched a gameplay video for more than a couple minutes until this.
Tod took Oblivion jumping and built an entire game around it
Bring back the son’s of taxi
this game looks horrible. but you talking so much kept me somewhat awake
This man has the smoothest edge ive ever seen dammmm
Thanks you saved me $90 & 11 minutes of my life.
So bad
im so happy i can identify as a she shim he sham they tham this that and the other, hey quers,,,take is easy. libs are so gross
Hilarious commentary Pelican 😂
“I’m stronger than Lizzos bed frame” 💀💀💀
“all male crew of minors”
Hell yeah! I stole that bitches sandwich too! ❤
“hopefully it’s an all male crew of minors”? omfg lol
Man what an intro 😂
Yessss more gta!!!
Stronger than lizzo’s bedframe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the first joke hade me laughing and hydrated
If you’ve played NMS you won’t be able to enjoy this game because, while many NMS elements are present, they’re worse.
1:13 – a male crew of ‘miners’ or ‘minors’. Just want to clarify 😂
The stream of words are quite well articulated but you can also just zone out and they become a good background noise to turn your brain off to. Thanks so much
Don’t care what anyone says, I effin love this game and exploring and scanning planets. Randomly came across a planet and got given a tour. Was amazing 😂
I don’t care what anyone says, Starfield is a banger! It gets better and better the more you play!
There’s something ‘Clive James’ about your reviewing style (I mean that as a compliment).
He has to talk about weed when my phone is max volume and I’m in the car with my mom lmao
You’re a cheeky bastard and I love it!
Somehow, Starfield doesn’t appeal to me at all. But then again, no game does anymore.
I started playing Bethesda’s stuff in early 2006, with Oblivion. Fable 2 and Dragon Age: Origins were out around that time as well. All brilliant in their own ways. They each had one more main game in their series around 2011, and I couldn’t wait for the next releases…
13 years later, none of them are out yet. DA3 and Fable 4 are set to release soon, but TES VI is still around 5 years away 😭
This game looks great, but I just can’t make myself interested. Guess I’m getting old. Done too much, and seen it all before.
This game looks like a nightmare for a Doom addict with ADHD. Doom Eternal broke my brain. Everything feels slow and tedious.
He literally created the adult version of Sid from Toy Story 😅
Can you change camera views? Like from 3rd to 1st person?
Nice
him immediatley switching back to first person is lowkey hilarious
1:21 pedo reported.
thought bro was talkin bout me ☠️☠️
With out getting to bend over once! That’s the real crime 😂
God this looks like is sucks…
S.O.V.!!
blah blah blah metal pieces . shut up Sarah 🤣🤣😂😂
“Like the video if you enjoy warcrimes” 😂😂😂
Like if baldurs gate 3 is better
The entire game is like this? Where are the colors?!
Because I’m built different lmfao
Great video love the references 😄
man I love min*rs because they can show me all the shafts and crevasses.
I will never reveal the censored word.
bring back gta
Bring back the Sons Of Virgins
I legit got an ad for star field😂😂
“Hopefully it’s an all male crew of miners” 😂
2:10 i think we all did this lmfao
“id put the fun back in war”- modest pelican
Girl puts her hair in a ponytail and wants to talk.😂
Hahaha! Very true!
word for word, bar for bar. exactly what i did when loading it up
“Because im built different”
you’ll make great Sleeping Dogs video, please play it
I had a bug for the last faction mission, where it wouldn’t let me talk to the guy I needed to. Finally after about an hour of screwing around with him it let me, then I went to the last marker and it put me into a mandatory random dogfight that was unwinnable and it never autosaved so it sent me back to the bugged out guy I couldn’t talk to….
Good times
We need a star citizen video that would be epic
Waiting for the mp5 version of the water bottle, hope he’s rocking a H&K MP5; I’m banking on it.
Banker: “…aaaand it’s gone..”
I love you in a nutshell :v
“Stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame” 😂😂😂
oh the puppets look ugly so woke…. all vandyks
This shit ain’t worth 70 bucks
So if this like a fallout game but in space??
My Starfield campaign so far…
– Touched a Magic Rock
– Space Pirates (bad)
– getting in and out of the cockpit seat. (Don’t push E)
– New Atlantis (Got fired from Miner job? Guess I need a need Job?)
– Stole Bread (accidentally)
– Space Cops killed me for 20 minutes. (Found the save/load game feature.)
– Hid behind a bush (afk)
– Returned from afk (arrested by space cops)
– took plea deal (forced to join space pirates undercover)
– Forced to kill a guy in order to join Space Pirates. (Wanted by Space Cops)
So it’s No Man’s Sky but because it’s Bethesda they won’t actually fix whatever’s wrong with it after launch.
This game looks so empty. Even the original Mass Effect had more populated areas.
That last scene in LA was hilarious! Bravo!!😂😂
the couch was a let down
Can we get a Barry’s Taxi in space please
Interesting game. The graphics and dialog boxes are straight out of 2015.
“Why have power, if you don’t exert it, regularly.” This is what our politicians live by! 😂
I’m glad I’m not the only one getting his ass handed to him in space ship combat. It was really difficult having at least 3 people hitting you at the same time while you’re trying to hit the 4th or 5th. space ship. I really wish the targeting selection worked at what you’re aiming at to target rather than another ship by it off your crosshair
Stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame. One for the ages!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:53 ah yes, the classic Bethesda eat 200 pounds of food in a microsecond strategy, works every time
This game is not for me..
Speed enhancer no u ate speed
Liked the video just because of the war crimes 😂
Back in the day being “over encumbered” used to be called “over cucumbered”. That was because we all sat in a fumigated room and we all could not quite see the screen and we just accepted it as fact and it carried on until now. That was at least 15 years ago and I believe that just makes sense.
this game looks like dogshit
Fallout 4 had gore starfeild has bore
glad i didnt buy this game – seems kinda boring lol
So it’s basically Fallout in space
No mention of staying hydrated …?!? Who are you?
Definitely one of the Bethesda games of all time……….
Elder scrolls hasn’t had a release in 12 years because of this crap… id take fallout 5 even. Smh Bethesda has lost touch with gamers
eh. game looks dull and unengaging. i love the lush vibrant greens and blues of running through a forest looking for dungeons. we need TESVI now
stronger than lizzos bed frame.. ya got me on that one. not going to lie.
Sure looks like gta at the end when your hitting and stomping people.
im hookt to your YT from this video
DON’T BY THIS GAME WAIT UNTIL ITS NO LONGER BROKEN!!! The map breaks way too easily the most important thing in the game and it’s BROKEN!!!
please come back sons of virgins!!!!
Black couch 😜
Zzzzzzzz
Check his hard drive
I look forward to playing fallout in space
I don’t like the graphics of the environment, lack detail and sharpness. Only when up close to the characters you see great quality.
I feel like im being punked, this is a terrible boring game with shocking graphics for 2023. I grew up with sega mega drive what happened to gaming.
On steam they reccomend having an ssd drive for computer requirements. I assume that this is your C drive which I do have, being that the games I play are usually on an external drives due to storage space. My externals are not ssd’s and just want to clarify that.
Does player.additem 000000f work?
“god i love minors, mineworkers are also great!”
Omg can these games stop using the same exact names for things. Like fucking vanguard. The word vanguard is in like 20 games. This game is just another cash cow. Then turn around and abandon the game. Dont buy this fallout/destiny mimic bs
Can’t believe people pay $70 for this outdated bs
This guy is like if Moist and Ozzymanreviews had a baby
Played for 3 hours and was bored insanely 😂
400 million dollar and 9 years worth of production and marketing but the question is which aspect they spent the most of their budget and what we get are… I leave that last one for their own.
POV you get pinned by modest pelican
Can’t believe I just watched this whole video
“Hopefully it’s an all crew of all male miners”
So dry…. no need 😅 👏
Wow you can fly in space in starfield…….oops no you cant fly in a bugthesda space game……but i can in no mans sky hahahaha so enjoy buggy fallout 76 in space
Hotboxing in a tank would be extremely whacky. 😂
I am new here. Never seen Peli before. I actually laughed out loud several times. You are a friend-material Mr Peli. 😀
I tried to give it a go and like this game, but honestly, it’s boring AF.
Bring back the sons of virgins😭
That’s what they should do with the first update of the game.
Rather than view that incident as a glitch, their should be that type of reaction or space police.
Haha! I like how he had to start over because he was stuck for making the wrong move.
I definately have my pros and cons with Starfield. I love sci-fi, so I’ve been having a blast. Heck, I spent over an hour in character customization. But I still have issues. The UI is still giving me a headache a week later. And this may just be because I play on my PS5 way more than my Series X, but I’m still fumbling with the controller.
And yes, I will make the comparison to No Man’s Sky here. Frankly, it’s frustrating how Starfield fumbles aspects that No Man’s Sky managed to lock down years ago. I would be cool if we could fly the ship on the planet’s surface, like strafing bases.
ah the LA trip at the end , perfect ending
Darker than America’s no-fly list 😂😂😂 mg
You make a boring story seems interesting
This was all I needed to see
Stronger than lizzo’s bed frame got me in the head
0:06 😳
12 seconds in and I’m already laughing
We need the Sons of Virgins
This game is trash. Just started playin yesterday and already theres a bunch of issues. And stupid control designs. Not too mention lack of guidance.
Babe wake up, there’s a new Modest Pelican video!
“All of the soldiers would then kiss on the lips” I’m sent XDXDXD
Game looks like ass cheeks!
pretty sad that Mass effect Andromeda plays and looks better than starfield
I’m starting to think this guy really likes minors 😂
Dude u made me laugh a lot lol!!! Liked and subscribed
they have to stop with this shit of npc walking simulator mission. it’s 2023
The fact that “many” players ended up on the same rock after killing sprees.
Yes please sons of virgins!
imma buy this game just to steal that guy sandwich
Starfield gives new meaning to the name dead space lol
This videos alright but only gets REALLY good after 11:30 trust me
We deserve a proper new good Mass Effect.
GTA online ASAP !
I stole his sandwich too lmao
Vanguard already has bought up all houses in my neighbourhood and has all my grandpaernt’s money under their control. I reject fighting for their interest in minerals (not stones!).
Thanks for the video and info….it was entertaining. It also makes me rethink purchasing the game. Not because it looks just ok…or like any other game, but because they hyped it up so much anything at this point is gonna be a let down. Maybe I will cave if it goes on sale on Steam…in like 2031.
“Hopefully its a all male crew with minors” 😭😭😭💀😭😭😭
Sara is hot if you’re into 40+ expired milk and eggs.
2:48 🤣☠️ My husband would definitely pick that option 😂😅
Does this game have legacy sticks?
……….Like the Video if you enjoy warcrimes………Ben Roberts-Smith approves this message.
Come back to gta ❤️
i dint know u could talk to the pirate leader
I was modestly satisfied by this video
😂😂😂 I love your video, hilarious and entertaining…💯💯💯
Bring back the Sons Of Virgins, that would be great. I loved every episode!
Niceeee
Ok but can you kill the children?
Every review of this game is bad. Only Pelican can make a shit game funny and good.
Enjoy your pronouns.
this game seems like its a halo alternative
Omg this cracked me up
Ah another game not on ps an NO DISK just one more game thell lose money on. No disk no purchase. Developers are Not very smart .this is the 10th game i want be spending money on. Great job
This game looks beautifully boring, am I wrong?
Lmao! I only liked it for the war crimes. “It’s not a war crime the first time.” -FatElectrician
This video is very amazing
This is very informative video
Nice vedio.this vedio is really amazing
Nice
Vary good game i have seen
Nice video
This video is very imformative video…
Really addictive game, enjoyed a lot
“god i love minors” – a quote that most people get arrested for
Videos are better than actual game. Thanks for sharing this amazing video.
Very nice
Very good video
Woww… Amazing video.. thank you for sharing
This video is nice. Best game ever.
Very nice … Very informative content
This game is very interesting..Not even 10 seconds in and we’re on a watchlist. Thanks Papa Peli
The video is very nice
Nice video. This videos are better than the actual game. Thanks for sharing us 🙏
Nice video
I love this video.thanks for sharing this Post
Very lovely vedio…l like to.
Nice video
first time got in jail i got recruted… to infiltred a faction… lovely..
This video are better than the actual game. Thanks for sharing this video
if i love war crimes should i like twice, or?
Please bring back the sons of virgins “ bruh”
Love the game, but the sad thing is that i read an article that in Morocco Starfield is 50% cheaper than in other countries. This sucks because most of us are poor students and i think its unfair..
I played this game for like 15 minutes and got bored
Its a shame this isn’t available for Playstation! Loved playing Pirates of the Caribbean from Bethesda!
“We set course and land on a planet darker than Americas no fly list”
AYYOOOO 😂😂😭😭😭
This looks like if Star Citizen made a functional game with Bethesda
This is not “Starfield in a nutshell”, this is someone playing the first two missions in the main quest with really low quality jokes. Downvote it.
This game is boring. Don’t waste time or money on it.
Starfield the only Bethesda game with a fuck both your factions faction
You are hilarious, mate! Back when Morrowind was on the original Xbox, my sons and I played it relentlessly. I had 4 kids, 2 boys and 2 girls and 3 Xboxes, luckily. I played as a goodie two shoes, fighting for right, my eldest, played as a bastard/occasionally good cross, and my youngest son as a thief. The youngest used to break into people’s houses, murder them and steal all their loot. I, scored the best loot ever, by being an upstanding citizen. I found the “Boots of Blinding Speed” and the “Staff of Magical Flight”. The combination of the two, meant morrowind had its own jet engined crusader, at least for 45 seconds (the staff used to run out of pixie dust after 45 seconds bringing you crashing to the ground). You could cover virtually the length of the country using the boots of blinding speed and the flying staff!
Anyway, we loved Morrowind. They both told me about Starfield. They bought new Xboxes a few months ago, mainly because of Starfield. They’re grown up, both on big 6 figure salaries, with respectable jobs, but somehow they seem to be able to find the time to play. I don’t have the time, I’d love to play, so I’m going to watch you! I’m sending this video to them because they will piss themselves laughing, like I did. Thank you for making it.
Yes more GTA Sons of Virgins!
7:54 Gets sprayed in the face by 16 bullets > casually and calmly stands up , walks out of seat > strolls to the side of the table > gets on his knees to wallow in pain
My impression? It’s a Bethesda game. There’s no surprises
This guy reminds me off “TheJ3z” that makes Destiny 2 in a nutshell videos 💀😭
This game needs a Mako
Wildest statement I’ve heard in a while “hopefully it’s an all male crew of min..s” but which word? “miners”? or “minors”? 😂
“God i love minors” outed yaself
0:18 that line got you a Like lol
I only like because I like wat crimes
This games was so bad im so sad about it ffs
u sir have a new subscriber that was funny as hell 😂 will check more of your vids out for sure
Hahahaha nube mistake. Lot’s of saves. Wrecked my game on Morrowind and GTA vice City like this
1:23 speaks for itself
Stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe is wild bro
like watch
Where’s the “thumbs level” button?
25 years to make another fallout.
I’m out in space right now and have to investigate a satellite, I go near it, boom boom boom dead.
Okay I’ll go real SLOOOWWWWW so I don’t get seen… yay it work let’s fly away.. boom boom boom… dead.
Load back instant boom boom dead. Load back on boom boom dead…. okay so now what I’m trapped
This is hilarious, the bit where you got KO’d by the robot 😂
War crimes you say??? Have like, kindred spirit
“stronger than lizzos bedframe” …. 😁😁
Even ins space those characters look annoyingly woke
WE NEED MORE SONS OF VIRGINS!!!
Sarah looks like Jennifer Lawrence
starfield is horrible
thanks for saving my 20 hours from my life
thankfull that after installation watched tyhis video
and shift delete the game
i just got lucky
Nice video
My freaking graphic card is to bad!!! Sadge
Lolol hopefully it’s all men miners lololol ohhhhh shit that was fucking brilliant
Feeling betrayed here. Clicked on the video but no nuts or shells. Pls do better ,ty
Sarah needs to shut up and keep better hydrated
I like and Skyrim and Fallout so i gonna like this game too. running around and murder everyone.
Okay, today absolutely sucked. Got $1400+ worth of tools stolen and was looking forward to Starfield, it was terrible.
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in awhile 😂
I really enjoy fallout. But that just looks stupid. Your commentary was good though.
This was elite 👌
Review woulda been decent if you hadn’t made it so disgustingly homosexual, I mean damn man. People are sick of it..
No Man’s Skyrim looks pretty ok.
“oopsie daisy classic space mistake”
Turned all the way up when you hit earth’s contaminated atmosphere 😅
Nothing know to mankind is stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame.
1:54 good lord 😂she’s watching this and now knows it’s you
“God I love miners” 💀💀💀
This videos are better than the actual game
I had a really exhausting day and your video made it a hell of a whole lot better, so thanks for that! There’s nothing I’d want more than a return of the SoV series!
After killing more than 20 people I was sentenced to prison for 7 days. Harsh, but fair. 😆
Pelican, if we find ourselves on opposite sides of war, I agree to kiss you square on the lips.
So basically.
No mans sky and outer worlds made a baby.
Oh boy what I always wanted!
No I want another elder scroll or fallout.
Not some cousin screwing, cocaine space cowboy adventure. Who even asked for this?
This looks absolutely awful
Generally I’d say that whole thing was pretty sick and twisted, be hey, whatever gets you off. Hopefully you’ll stay in your mom’s basement and off the streets and away from society.
you have dark sets of humor
Stronger than lizzos bed frame 😂😂😂😂😂
I play the game for 2h max and i delete, boring, always the same thing, you cannot fly in the planet etc, No Mans sky is 100% better
Amazin
I’m gonna wait at least 1-2 years or at least till someone add a drivable vehicle (probably)
Why go back to GTA again and again and again?
Try something new and go back to BF1
Again…
So it’s an isekai
I think I might love you 😂
well worth the watch downloaded the game just because of this video.
When you posting the vid of you & sarah populating mars?
Now this is a proper review xD
Didnt join the military for the same reason bud
Sons of virgins, best series ever!
Videos with other people are more entertaining.
“I’m stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame” LMAO
Why don’t you start with, ” hi lads and lasses” these days, that starting was really unique
This game is 100% pointless 🤣
“Is that really an appropriate thing to say to a child” 🤓🤓🤓
“ because I’m built different “ 😂😂😂
I bought the water bottle cuzzo 🙏 I better see some gta content 💯
I don’t know who you are but you have a new subscriber
4:15
“i love minors”….WHAT??
Not even 10 seconds in and we’re on a watchlist. Thanks Papa Peli
This review literally had me laughing out loud😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
AYO YOU LOVE MINERS?!?!?!?!
Cleooooor
I was mildly entertained by starfield for about 10 hrs.
This video was far more entertaining than this game is going to be. The character animations are ridiculous looking in this. It reminds me of syphon filter on the psx….the way your guy moves through the world but wasn’t really part of it kinda skidding around. Lame for such a long development time and supposedly next Gen game.
Yeah but where are the sweet rolls?
Ya Sara shut up like she’s judging 😂
It’ll be good in 3 years after it’s 1st re release then it’ll become legendary in 10 years after its 5th re release
A great game that gets you stuck and restarted it.
Now this is a proper review. Thank you
How is this game a “rpg” is not an rpg.
As a PlayStation user I’m modestly jealous
Yo is the JEZ? Sound jus like him
1:17 I hope you are talking about “miners” and not “minors” lol🤭
yes sons of virgins!!!!
Maybe it’s just me but I do not see The appeal of Star Field. Compare this to Las Vegas and it’s honestly feel like they put the bare minimum into this, I could be wrong though but a $70 plus tax is not a gamble i’m willing to take.
Funniest shit I’ve seen all day 😂😂
Like those motivational quotes that get me blowing my brains out…..but she was really hot so I pretended to like em – A miner lover
This felt AI generated
l😂
Omg this is off the hook 🪝
Stronger than Lizzos bed frame 💀😂
Great review! So be a psycho just like Outerworlds and dispense with dialogue.
So this is like…. What star citizen single player?
he definitely smokes lol
2:32 😭😭😭I love his humor bro 😊
He loves what?? 00:06
Earned my sub
Call me old school but I mostly play Bethesda game first person view
This game is trash I already deleted it
“why out children in the game” made me lose it
You’re not helping at all.
Yeah this game looks boring as hell and hypetrained for no reason
Bring back the sonsssss
I am 4 hours in this game and bored shitless. I am going to go play fallout 4.
yeah
At least I took a day off work because it’s unbearably hot I guess
Ngl im rather impressed that they even thought to put earth in the game
1:19 BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMFG, the headbutt.
Honestly though it would be tbe perfect game to mod halo unto ans have a covenant invasion
2 minor/miner jokes in 2 minutes? 😒😕
a girl putting her hair in a pony tail (considering she wants to talk) lol
Sold my PS5 for XSX with GamePass and it’s AMAZING !!
4.5 / 5…….LETS GOOO!!!
Why do you have to kill every NPC ? Free QA for Bethesda ?
YES PLEASE WE NEED THE SONS OF VIRGINS BACK
Came to check out a new game and creator, game didnt look promising but luckily he made me chuckle sonwatched a bit longer and he kept me laughing, great vid boss got 1+ sub 🎉
GTA online please
Please sons of virgin
space pirates? ok lol
So are you not suppose to do all the side activities first i was waiting to talk to Sarah
For your next video please use “It you could give in to a restaurant, wait for a family of four to receive their bill then murder them and write Modest Pelican on it that would really spread the good word of my channel”
bro why does earth look js like gta graphics😂
That blonde lady at 3:22 looks exactly like Jennifer Lawrence 😂
Yet another sellout doing a paid ad for Bethesda. Reel in the suckers into paying for this garbage.
3:09
Wonderful delivery.
Jesus is coming back soon! The Bible foretold all of the things that are happening in the world right now over 2,000 years ago. The New World Order is about to come into power and the world is about to go into the 7 year tribulation, which is going to be literal hell on earth. Everything is coming together exactly like God said it would! Yes, for the world it is a hopeless situation, but the good news is that God has provided an escape through faith in Jesus Christ alone!
John 3:16: “For God so loved the world that he gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him will not perish, but have everlasting life.”
We are all born sinners and doomed to spend eternity in hell. Romans 3:10 states that “There is no one righteous, not even one”.
Romans 3:23 explains: “For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.” We all have a sin debt that we owe God and it is so great that we can never possibly repay it. However, the good news is that Jesus paid that debt by dying and suffering the wrath of God in our place on the cross, and three days later He rose from the dead in ultimate victory over sin and death.
Romans 6:23 says: “The wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.” God loves us more than we can even imagine and is offering every single person forgiveness and salvation, regardless of what anyone has done, if only they repent and put their faith in Jesus Christ alone. We can never do anything to earn salvation no matter how good of a person that we think we are. Isaiah 64:6 states: “all our righteous acts are like filthy rags”. But praise God that when we accept Christ as our savior, Jesus gives us His righteousness! It’s a GIFT!
Romans 10:9-10 explains: “That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved.”
Romans 10:13 “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved”.
Jesus IS Lord and the Bible says one day all will confess that and bow their knee before Him. Unfortunately, there will be many that do that right before they go into eternal torment in the lake of fire. Do it now before it is too late! Jesus is real, He is the Son of God, He gave His life for us, and three days later He rose from the dead. To this day there is an empty tomb in Jerusalem! He is coming back soon to rapture every true believer. Don’t be left behind to experience the wrath of God that’s about to fall on this world. Repent of your sins and get saved now before it’s too late. John 14:6: (Jesus speaking) “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
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https://jackhibbs.com/know-god/
https://jackhibbs.com/real-life-basics/
Spoiler alert! Do not click read more do you don’t want a spoiler for Starfield.
Okay. I warned you.
Are you sure?
Okay…
Heatleeches are baby terramorphs.
“Liked”
Game sucks ass.
Great narrative with lot of fun. You just won a follower 😏
lot of war crime lovers
Now I remember why I unsubbed
This videos better than the actual game (in my opinion)
Cct
Why the first joke hit me so hard 😂😂😂😂
We need to see the return of gta online series!!!!
PLEASE DO MORE SONS OF VIRGINS GTA ONLINE!!! Your fans thirst!
Obama definitely liked this video
This video is better than Bethesda’s previous two games combined.
I’m glad they kept the circular trash disposal of discarded items, it really makes it feel like Todd Howard’s behind it.
LMAO 🤣
Game looks like a cool game but too bad it clearly has that Xbox/Microsoft touch.. not even trying to be a Xbox hater you can just tell the lack of quality on this game just like all their other games.
ehh game looks repetitive
Hahaha!🤪
“Hopefully it’s an all male crew of minERs” 😂😂😂😂
it’s time for the sons of virgins to return. call all the boys
I’d probably like this channel except for the cringey pedophile murder hobo content.
Funny how the giant spider is the exact same as the other 4 in the next star system oh and the same planet oh and the same locaitons , enemy placment and loot all the same so you mayas well just sit on one planet
Theres also 0 Lore other than books as cool location mysteries are just copy pasted over and over i dont even raid camps whats the point get a new gun i cant carry
Yea get the boys boys boys back on gta lad.
trying to hard to make jokes all the way through. holy crap ur not a standup comedian are you?
Him- Hey that was my sandwich,
Me- I bought this game bitch.
“Stronger than Lizzos bedframe”😂
Perhaps the funniest youtube video i’ve ever seen. Sub’d.
“I was hoping for one black couch” 😂😂😂😂
#7 on Trending. Not even gaming. What a hydrated bird.
I like this guys humor. Great video, don’t even care too much about the game 😂
I would absolutely love to see the boys boys boys reunite
“What’s the penalty for 26 murders many of which were unarmed technicians?”
7 days in Jail.
Harsh, but fair. 🤣
3 minutes in and already subscribed. Hilarious 😂
You are a disturbed human being. I think
🤣😂🤣😂🤣💯💯💯💯
Not really into games like starfield but I do love learning about games, with that being said I hate that this will be my new standard for commentary videos. Very funny video man. I fuck with your personality.
No Man Sky Is objectively better minus the character creation that was actually decent
Modest pelican…more like humble aquatic fowl.
0:58 fk i do
STOP PLAYING GTA 5 ONLINE
If this man ran the world we would be saved
This guy is very fucking funny 🤣 absolute legend
STARFIELD IS THE BIGGEST SPACEGAME 2023
How to even get this far in the game? I’ve been stuck near the main planet for 8 hours.
Gonna turn that waterbottle into a fleshlight
I am an avid space game enthusiast. I’ve played Elite Dangerous, Star Citizen, No Man’s Sky, Dual Universe (no longer available), Space Engineers, ENDLESS Space 2, Empyrion – Galactic Survival, Mass Effect (all 3 + Andromeda), Everspace, EVE Online…etc. Here’s my thoughts:
1. A space game where piloting your ship is not one of the core aspects of the game is not great. Starfield falls very short here. Piloting and ship combat are lackluster and limited at best.
2. No manual liftoff or landing is a HUGE L. Just a cutscene of your ship going up or coming down, right after the loading screen boss.
3. The number of loading screens is like a boss fight that never ends. (Fast travel to a building w/loading screen, load in, then open door to building w/ANOTHER loading screen. This is CONSTANT throughout gameplay.)
4. The NPCs are braindead and lifeless, no purpose other than to eat up space and make stupid commentary that is usually irrelevant to what you are doing. (exception here is some occasional “activities” quest opportunities by way of random NPC conversations, usually only in main cities.)
5. Planetary exploration is boring and repetitive. Planet biomes are largely lifeless and barren outside of those attached to the main questline.
6. Massive input lag while in combat. Almost every aim + shoot was accompanied by a short frame rate lag spike making combat feel clunky and awkward most of the time.
7. Environments and landmarks are rinse & repeat. Same buildings, same loot, same locations, same areas of interest on a “spin-the-wheel” RNG AI-generation system.
8. If I had to choose, I would pick No Man’s Sky over Starfield (right now) any day of the week. It is a far more polished space game with a lot more to offer in terms of player experience.
Hope this helps concrete what Modest Pelican is saying in this vid. Thanks for the post!
This is a fraudulent of a game, what? Correct This game is nothing but loading screens loading into your spaceship loading onto the planets loading out of the planets loading into different level areas, that’s all this game is there is no continuous gameplay, plus only 30 frames a second unacceptable, graphics are awful even with the grain mold and motion blur off It’s disgusting graphics look like 1997 computer graphics This game is a one out of 10 just for lies and misleading information they get a one for being successful at that.
Peli we need more sons of virgins
Hell yeah sons of virgins gotta return!!!
This game is a pile of poo. I got a refund immediately. What a disappointment. Even in Alpha, Star Citizen is the future.
This game suuuuucks
Why do you sound like you are reading a script…
❤❤❤
this game looks so bleak and boring,simply wow…
‘Sneakier than the most covert step dad’ LOL, how does he come up with that haha
character creation comment made me spew my drink as well.
Dumb ai .. only multiplayer would be ok
“I love minors” 📸🤨
Cumraadship
YES more gta
Bring back the Sons of Virgins! Amazing content!
11:17 please give us the return !!!!!
Hell yes more Sons of Virgins
Shitfield
Watching this just made me wanna play destiny
Boring Game and shit Grafik
DAM took a good 11 minute nap, thanks again.
It looks so bad
Mass Effect Andromeda is better than this game
😭😭”Stronger than Lizzo’s Bedframe”😂
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uFyB2BXbM7s?feature=share
Welp, missed my calling because this guy picked up my phone apparently 😅
Hilarious commentary.
Can’t relate this game runs like poo
Who else press LIKE after the war crimes comment?
Sons of Virgins? But that’s impossible
That under tone of him hating some parts of earth and it’s people is hilarious!
I’ve touched the strange object and teleported to dementia, the end
“It’s only one bed, I hope my crew is male miners”
Ok I now have to get this game after watching this😂😂
Video is hilarious, but the comments on Starfield videos are so jarring lol.
Its either:
“I really like Starfield its fun!”
Or
“I played 1 hour and refunded, absolute garbage game and you’re a shill if you like it.”
Like the games got its flaws yeah, like non-seamless planet travel, a confusing UI, or steep learning curve, but people are really acting like this is the worst game to ever be made since E.T for Atari.
Personally I’ve got 55 hours played on a Series S, and while some texture load in muddy, or Andreja gets stuck invisible here and there, I’ve still been having a lot of fun. Its a solid 8.5/10 game which’ll get boosted to a 9 when mods start rolling out, and updates start to optimise the game some more.
1:20 getting sus already 😂
The ponytail comparison man…snot running from laughing.
I’m sure it’s a fun game but 30fps is really killing my enjoyment
This game is so asssss and boring idk about y’all but the game is practically empty
Bethesda made some stupid reason as to why most of the planets are garbage and why this was on purpose but what a fucking cop out… “this will be amazing! 1000 + planets it will blow you away.” Most literally nothing. And not worth even going to. What a joke…BG3 really set the bar high and so far other shit is a joke. Another ovehyped AAA cashgrab…
😂😂😂😂 yeah i wsih i was this savage first time playing starfield im enjoying the game so far
defiance seems better than this
Men are kids who stop maturing after 12 years
I was caught with some contraband by space police. Now I’m being forced to go undercover to take down the Crimson Fleet (space pirates). And that’s as a non-UC Citizen, who hasn’t joined the Vanguard or collected anymore of the artifacts yet. Thanks to my ADHD, I’m basically playing this game backwards.
God I love games like this! I can thoroughly escape from reality and do the most outlandish shit for hours and still have 90% of the game to explore!
Is every single faction and place in this game absolutely race-mixed into oblivion?
Is this f***ing Los Angeles or London in space?
this game was so disappointing
you love what??????????
Graphically this game looks olddd
“How do you run out of breath in low gravity”
Because we dont breath gravity, moving still uses oxygen dipshit
gta
As a PlayStation lover I’m actually really sad how this game turned out. I was hoping it would be an absolute banger for Xbox users. Bethesda sadly is not the company they once were.
“I’m built different”
Darker than americas no fly list 👀🤣🤣
cant WAIT for new GTAO content!
@9:25 sarah and i will repopulate mars LOL
A true Bethesda game, allowing you to pick up everything, even the pointless stuff 😂
ty for the review, but could you spend your time more wisely and give us the rest of the Hitman: Blood Money levels? Gracias
“PLAY THE GAME YOURSELF! The game is fantastic! Don’t let envy, hatred, and haters deter you. It’s an excellent game that exudes Bethesda’s essence. There are bugs, but 95% of them add extra fun to the game. This is an ultimate game that only gets better with updates, mods, and DLCs. Dare to try it. Give yourself and the game time!”
Hopefully it’s a all male crew with minors? Pedo much?
Anyone notice the walk/run animation is literally similiar to fallout 4?
Boycott wokethesda
Sarah casually walks the surface of Mars without a helmet
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Damn, u did before me :C Funny Video keep it up 👍
Your comments earned a like and subscribe. Almost missed the black couch one. Keep that up, it’s awesome.
You’re fuggin funny. Subbed
I don’t know who needs more therapy me or you……
Do we want to see the Sons Of Virgins GTA content?
That’s like asking if step dads are sneaky…of course😊
ES6 isn’t gonna be good is it?
Great review. Funny, to the point and fair on enjoyment and pros or cons.
The robot knocking you out was insane. 😂
Gotta love a Modest Pelican🧏🏾♂️
you should warn about spoiler
miners….not minors right? lol
I played for 100 mins I like si far better than grand theft auto
what the fuck are u doing?
This guy is hilarious bro
stronger than lizzos bed frame ..lol
pick a wrong descition in Neon and your game is broken and there is no way around it because the game saves all 5 sec …. what an absolute pile of shit game ….
Nutshells aren’t 11 minutes long.
This is such a shitty RPG. At least you can make it entertaining.
Hands down the best review I’ve heard of this game till now 😂. Hilarious !!! Subscribed and definitely will look forward to such funny and honest reviews. Great job 👏🏻
Nice commentary to get me laughing.
whey a psychopath plays starfield:
This video is better than the game! (Which I refunded) .
This guy is the Mark Normand of gaming!
First modest pelican video ever, and i’m an instant fan. Didn’t even catch the first joke 10 seconds in.
My favorite was when he met the woman who looks like she’d complain in a restaurant. Nice. Instant Legend.
I became encumbered in the first 30 minutes of the game……
It Looks like a MASS EFFCT(made at 2007).
all male group of minors
CLASSIC!!!
i would love to see you in some red dead RP
Reviews are very positive on steam, there is something very fishy going on. They removed every negative review from the people that refunded or they simply can not leave a review anymore. This game is absolute trash
Was looking for a video with a succinct and informative look at Starfield.
I found this one to be violent, vulgar, offensive, and hilarious. Three thumbs up.
Bro i’d be so happy to see the sons of virgins return to gta. That was like my favorite content
“sneakier than even the most covert of stepdads” jfc man
Wow it really is just Skyrim in space. Im sold
Playing this heated my PC up so much even the room !
The game entertained me for a few minutes. Awful, just awful.
8:34 You can set the time between auto-saves in the options.
The war crimes, prison and Johnny Sins jokes almost killed me!
You deliver jokes so smoothly and subtly, yet perfectly. Your content is super creative and entertaining.
7:05 Wow, just look at that awe inspiring facial animation, i guess putting all that work into face animations is why they are unable to ever make ground vehicles work in any creation engine game.
6:38 Thank you creation engine, an engine that was outdated 10 years ago, to just get this game to be able to run they need an SSD as a minimum requirement, the first game ever to do this as far as i’m aware, so instead of using a new engine they make the end user have to fork out money to compensate for their greed.
ok so AI is retarded in this game, sad to see
4:30 maybe the alien hid the wet floor sign?
“Stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe” 😂😂
yes, gta online needed those updates
‘Like the video if you enjoy warcrimes.’
Shiiiiiid, I guess that’s me. Liked.
less go sons of vrigins will be back!
The game is best played on hard
Was hoping for One black couch… 😏 men of culture i see. 😉
Ross: you ate my SANDWICH
7:59
YES! THEY KEPT THE FUCKIN THAAAAANG!!!
KEEP THE MEME *ALIVE!*
A big yes to the return of the Sons of Virgins!
4:18 my mouth dropped 😭😭
Don’t give this guy a gun IRL….
I do want to see the sons of virgins return thank you for asking
Why put children in the game? Obviously everyone will try to kill them. 🤣🤣🤣
OMG, what did they do with this game.
Maaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaawwwwwwwwwbwwwwwaaahahahahah
I can’t believe I just found this channel. This was hilarious! 😂😂😂
God this somehow in motion looks worse than 76 , sure the environments and Armour and guns look great ….but the npcs, and character model runs like ezra miller 😂
you can drink yourself to death in the military but weed is B.A.D. ???
Sons of Virgins…Please.
“Stronger than Lizzos bed frame?” Yes!!!! Funny as shit.
I’ve never even heard of this channel, but that opening line “god I love minors! Mine workers are also great” got me, what the fuck hahaha
Thick Man In Spaaaaaaaaaace
I too stole that man’s sandwich
Damnit, I forgot to pick everything up after the character menu. 😀
Darker than America’s No Fly List
The speech about your co worker caught me know off guard 😂
Like finally fantasy 16 this game sucks btw im i dont like both games and dont know why i got the console version for ffs and got the starfield vers they both play as shit but xbox does have backwards so i like that but other then everything else they both suck
Dude really loves minors
Laggy turn right and left.. on newest xbox -.- star citizen still slaps this game
“im stronger than lizzos bed frame.” had me dying
Excellent vid pal. 👌🏾 good narration. 😁
27k people like war crimes
Anyone else got the bug that won’t actually allow them to launch the game?
It was not a glitch that forced you to restart. It was your poor life choices.
Sons of Virginssssssssassssssssssssssssss yes please
So you can run even while encumbered in this game so you were wrong in the first 2 minutes of the video = not funny and now the video is worthless.
There should be a planet filled with necromorphs in this game.
Him killing the NPC and getting save locked into an unbeatable fortress full of enemies that could only be escaped by consuming all his sandwiches, before encountering the exact same situation in space, and then having to restart the entire game from scratch. Peak.
i bet the counter roast from 2023 kids would be much better
Honestly all you had to do was say that is grand theft auto but in space.
You earned a subscriber
Geneva Conventions. It wasn’t a convention in Las Vegas.
WE NEED THE SONS OF VIRGINS BACK!!!!
Lol at the end of the video.
I miss the sons of virgins. I don’t care for all this other fuckery…
“I’m stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe” I’m dead 😂
This is just a fallout inspired no man’s sky
Yay sons of virgins sad I missed out on a water bottle starfield looks good
Conclusion; playing starfield makes you want to play gta 5 😀👍
More interesting than the actual game
Who else instinctively tries to use VATS when they play this?
Even I stole that guy’s lunch
When you get to the lodge in New Atlantis, get the Mark 1 spacesuit from the basement. It is behind a master level lock but you can get it for free by moving your reticle along the middle to top right corner. It’s a really good upgrade 😉
INTERGALACTIC SPACE TERRORIST ✨
Funniest video I have seen in a long time
Sadly I can’t play a 30fps game, I’m addicted to 60fps and can’t afford a modern PC so I will wait for starfield 2 or an fps boost
It took me a few seconds to realize the end was GTA5 footage.
…I actually can’t tell the graphical difference Starfield and a 10 year old game.
“I’m stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame” …amazing haha
Performance is a JOKE! 50-60 FPS with 4090 in 4K is ridiculous. Even for a game that shitty looking compared to its performance cost. Just absolutely ridiculous.
This game is okayish. Basically a star map where you click yourself through different planets which are mostly randomly generated with alomst nothing to actually explore.
Hand made content is pretty good. Compared to BG 3 just average. Graphics suck. Looks like modded Fallout 4. This is a hard pass for me. If this game gets GOTY I will lose my sanity.
WE NEED THE SONS OF VIRGINS BACK
PLEASE BRING BACK SONS OF VIRGINS OH MY LORD THAT WOULD MAKE MY YEAR
“I’m stronger then lizzo’s bed frame” 💀
Peli on Mars – Full space suit, running with a gun among robots
Sara on Mars – Casually vaulting over a lifepod in a brown leather jacket and pants,
Broo if The sons of virgins come back ima be soo happy
Pelican: “Hopefully it is an all-male crew of minors.”
The Sons of Virgins ride again
hilarious. this feels a little no man’s sky to me. is it?
Ok so 26,000 people like war crimes 🫡
This so far seems like a good game, but appearances can be deceiving. What’s it like really? Worth it?
Good game but it is a 7/10 right now. Give it 6 months for the modders to fix all the unfinished crap.
I subscribed because you’re funny…. I’m not gay
😂😂 Great review dude
Starfield is so bad not even the Pelican can make it entertaining…
LOL – what a shitty game
Disappointed spelt “dissapointed” 2:47
Disappointing.
Great🔥video 😂☠️🪦❕
hotboxing a tank 😀 :D: D
“god i love minors” – funny hitman guy
If Bethesda was honest, their advertising would be like;
“See that moon over there way off in the distance? Well, you can open up a menu and then after a few loading screens, you can watch a cutscene of you landing on it. And then you can walk around a very limit, mostly empty area of it before you hit an invisible wall and told to turn back.” 🤣🤣
im the fast
Shit game
Absolutely love it😂
YES PLEASE! let’s see the return of the sons of virgins 🥺
“Stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe” OMG
Well that sucks, In the CAF you can grow beards and smoke weed. Also die your hair blue but lets not talk about that.
Girl putting her hair in a ponytail because she wants to talk 😅
Not even 10 seconds in, and this man is already cracking sex offender jokes. That’s classic Pelican Gaming for you.
“i’m stronger than lizzo’s bedframe”
“Like the video if you like war crimes” 😂
Even in school I still find time to enjoy water and modest pelican.
Watched it but still unsure if I want to spend money on this
I have liked this video as an endorsement and/or approval for your war crimes.
I spend few hours already and I have to say IM NOT HOOKED.its boring,copy and paste locations,cloned enemies,loading screen all the time.
If it’s 25 years of planing Bethesda have very stupid people in team.
That’s all.
Yesss Stealtho boys
warcrimes are cool!
Definitely deserve a like for playing in third person. 🙂👍🏽
I love when Modest Pelican Gaming spreads my cheeks and puts content in me
W review by a W YouTuber
BG3 in a nutshell pls
“Stronger than Lizzos bedframe” Im weak.
How do you come up with those lines? You on drugs or something? xD
Seems like triple A titles are doomed to be bland, dumb and boring AF
game is so mid
100% need an SoV return. Do a 7 days of madness, 1 video per day, conquer all the heists or something.
you like minors???
Papa peli just so you know about that glitch all you need to do is rest for 24 hours and then they stop trying to kill you and you can go to jail or pay the bounty
Ha ha loved this
why do people have health bars and why does an unarmed woman take 15 bullets before she goes down
this might be Th3Jez
pls continue the sons of virgins vids
w vid makes me hydrate
Can’t wait to see the boys boys boys back again!
Everything in this game looks so bland and grey.
Bring back sons of virgins.
Why do all the NPC’s look like Sophia the android?
yes plz bring back the sons of virgins
If you need to launder some stolen gear you can go to the trade authority. Sell them your stolen loot and buy it back. It will remove the stolen symbol.
Omg! Hilarious!
She puts hair in a ponytail but only wants to talk
😂🔥
We need more sons of virgins it Carrie’s late nights
It’s super cool how in the vastness of space, strong diverse females thankfully managed to get installed into most of the positions of power !
I liked the video for the war crimes.
I can’t see gta5 no more it makes my eyes bleed. This game is older than 60% of your viewers
GTA
Can we just take a moment what he said at the start hahahahah
Definitely need more sons of virgins. It’s like liquid relief.
You’re funny af bro
In Starfield I found an alarming lack of ways to properly hydrate my character. 1/10
Play. Ultrakill
If you bring GTA Online back I won’t kill myself
Skyrim in space
More gta 5
Best game ever.. Literally still running around mining planet at start just oozing in the greatness. Been waiting soo long for this. Great groinkick to Chris Roberts with the spacetoilets
I made peace with the three pirates then wanted to see what a land mine would do, so I throw one at them and they instantly died.
“I ignore her and instead buy a jetpack.”
*relatable*
330am .This was funny as shit. Best game commentary of 2023 for sure. 😂😂😂😂 🔥
Stronger then Lizzo’s bedframe😂
2:35 Was it the ugly kid called Bobby, if so then good on you. jeez bethesda can’t do good character models.
RETURN THE SONS OF VIRGINS GTA ONLINE
please
Is this a eldritch horror game or no
Only modest pelican can make starfield entertaining
You played it so i didnt have to, thanks friend
“I’m stronger then Lizzo’s bed frame” bro can beat goku
oh and i would flood the planet with Gods nectar and hydrate all for eternity if it meant SoV would be back
Gta5 vids yes!
The dreaded forgot to save lots and the even more dreaded chaperone quest lol
is Modest Pelican a randomly generated X-Box Gamer Tag? They gave me Miffed Crane is why I ask..
Have to cuddle up with his crew in one bed… and hopes it’s a all male crew 😅
Wasn’t what I would hope.
War crimes 👍
“One of the robots then KOs me in one hit” my god take this sub
i too am a son of a virgin
Looks like an another overhyped game.
“Im stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love this guy
I’m pretty sure the Geneva convention only applies in Europe, otherwise it would have been called the universe convention. So there’s that for you.
Keen for more SOV
Sons of Virgíns Reunion Tour!?
can i just kill everybody and then move on to next place and just kill everybody?
thank you from this video I have watched a lot of reviews of the game majority of them being positive but they avoid telling you anything about the game asside from combat being good, newgame+ and ship building. I seriously thought this game was a barren wasteland of procedural generated quests/planets.
I might wait a few months so some mods get released before I buy the game so my experience would be better even though it would probably be pretty good playing the game raw.
perfect timing, just made a nice sandwich boutta chow down to some modest pelican
Starfield: savescum simulator.
Thank you modest pelican gaming
id love to see the sons of virgins conquer Hoxxes IV
I already know hes gonna make a joke about minors/miners
“Mine workers are all so great!”
*puts down shotgun*
Tbh teribble game
It looks like fallout new vegas
Gunplay is absolutley awful
The Division has better gunplay even tho it sucks
I see nothing good in starfield
This looks completely soulless.
Peli has for sure put us all in a list
SONS OF VIRGINS!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉
0:06 pause…
1:25 wait what? So… I just heard that 💀
I subscribed when you said hotbox a tank 💨💚
6:00 I was hoping for the 1 black couch xD
Subscribed.
Great Video!!
it’s 11 minutes 30 seconds nutshell
“Darker than America’s no-fly list”
*Jesus fucking christ, ruthless*
starting off with a crazy joke in 10s💀❤
Freaking hilarious!! take my sub sir and I’ll give you a dom at a later date
Well, I guess I like war crimes, as I did indeed“like” the video 😂
just lovin the option to kill every he/she
Bro just started the game and they put his ass in jail lmao
Amazing commentary 10/10
The Sons of Virgins!!!
Carry on sir!
Enjoyed having a very hydrated poo to this 👍
That lizzo frame comment 😂
@2mins lol I did the same thing!
The military part…, same 😂
Your character is Noel Miller! 😅
War crimes??? Liked!!!
I dunno I’m not convinced with Starfield yet. I’ll take watching GTA over Starfield right now actually.
Lost it at “darker than America’s no fly list” 😂😂😂
Accurate review & funny af. A must watch! Thank you!
“Stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe” Savage! 😂👍
Sons of virgins 🤘
I absolutely do not expect anything good anymore from hyped up games or modern gaming anymore. I’m glad I don’t buy on release, I’ll happily wait for funny videos like this. Star field is trash by the looks of it.
Yes bring the boys backk
You and Gmanlives should have a video game orgy
Hilarious!!
I literally just learned that star field released today. I was so caught up with the Star Wars show that this blew past me.
I would love to see the sons of virgins again
A nutshell is not 11 minutes long
9:29 i know she has plot armor and cant die BUT she is on the surface of mars in her casual outfit and not a spacesuit
Son of Virgins!
“Sarah is like blah blah blah metal pieces magic blah blah–“ “Shut up Sarah, I am now a debt collector and I take my job very seriously.”
Died at this part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not a war crime, the first time.
Unironically a better look into the game than most reviews
“Darker than America’s no fly list.” Bars. I’m waiting on that Netflix special
Liked the video for war crimes
GTA!
Lmao, entertaining
Stronger than LIzzo’s bedframe☠☠
Yea im not buying this. Unless they add multi-player 😅
This is the worse game ever complete garbaje
weed is stupid
If I had a nickel for every time a british man said he loved miners, I would have two nickels. It’s not a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.
Does it get better 8 hours in boring asf really
It looks so easy to kill everybody in the game wow
YES FINALLY THE SONS OF VIRGINS MAKE A COMEBACK!🔥🔥🔥
Damn I know pelican won’t see this or remember me but I remember his battlefield 1 videos when he was fairly new to YouTube . Been here since before 1k i remember saying “remember me when you hit 1 million” and he hearted my comment. Crazy to see how fast he’s grown. Well deserved. Unmatched cha-rizz-ma😂 been watching since I was 14. Im 20 now
1:20 thats getting clipped by Chris Hanson.
Metal metal magic metal
I subscribe now
Where are the eggs and face huggers? 💀
Alright we need a Star Citizen in a nut shell video ASAP
So it’s bad no man’s sky
man i love starfield so much, 20 hours in and so addictive
We NEED a sons of virgins reunion- it’s been too long Mr. Pelican
I hated this video, but i really love war crimes so i liked the video.
😆
Finally a good video on this game. Its been nothing but negative content and I like the game.
So is this as cool as NMS?
Love your GTA stuff. I think the game fits really well with your comedy. Great video as always!
Starfield is the most 6/10 game ever fcking hell
😄
I would love to see some S.O.V. content again! Hell yeah
Bro you’d have made a hell of a soldier and tanker 🤘🏽
Death before dismount haha
GRA 6 warm up phase initiated
Sons of Virgin For Life👻
Dude reacting to you stealing his sandwich is peak immersion
Nah, let GTA Online die.
That’s one like from me❤
I’m surprised you haven’t done a “Star Citizen in a Nutshell” video yet.
Definitely bring back the sons of virgins!
Sounds like you started by F’ing around and Finding out. You’re not supposed to gun down entire cities until after you’ve saved, because you probably won’t survive that early into the game.
Stronger than lizzos bedframe😭😭😭
A gaggle of robots 9:40
this game sucks
Not helpful
faster than a boy on prom knight, dammit sun thats fast
GTA Sons of Virgins content would complete my year. If you do another run of water bottles, I’m no amateur, liter size please?
kindly spam us with videos
Goddess I hate Fallout…
Space capitalism
1:51 is low key the most relatable thing I’ve heard in a while
Pappapeli don’t miss
yes pls do sons of virgins content again
Id love to watch more virgins! Also some more gta would be fine too I guess 🤷🏻♂️👍
I wanna see him do this on Pokemon scarlet or violet 😅
You always make great videos thanks
i need a son of a virgin in my life – drake
Sons of virgins!! Can’t wait Pelican
“I was hoping for 1 Black Couch” 😂
Just yeet the skeet you moist bandito (Please new sons of virgins video)
MP is always so wholesome and welcoming, it makes me shed a tear. Need some Sons of Virgins, they understand how to be good guys too.
I have no idea who you are but you one goofy ass bird.
6:34 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
You should do a thicc man water bottle
This game looks absolutely terrible.
Your jokes were cringe but good vid
Bring back the boys lol
Subscribed 😂😂
🤨📸
Can you make a vid on The Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion
I haven’t watch a second on this game yet…but i can’t say no to you gotta stay hydrated
its a fun hame but not comparable to no mans sky really. I just love traveling through space.
Meh, i wanted a spoiler free review
Genuinely the second most enjoyable eleven minutes you can spend apart from spending eleven minutes being hydrated.
Fact: Console gamers consistantly come out with the most ignorant takes possible on games / gaming technology & it seems pretty clear PS gamers are by far the worst culprits. In comparrison, you’re average PC master race gamers are aboslute technology geniuses.
“God, I love min*rs. Mine workers are also great.”
30 fps tho!?
Here comes the fallout nerd rage
PLEASE PAPA PELI IM STARVING FOR MORE SONS OF VIRGINS CONTENT
Also can we get more love for minors in the chat please
Sons of virgins please
bring the SOV’s back!
Subscribed in the first 10 seconds. That joke is legendary
stronger than lizzos bedframe lmao
Intergalactic space travel. Amazing technology in the spaceship and space suit. Uses flashlight in a cave instead of some sort of futuristic night vision…..
Lmfao Holy shit. I found a new channel
I would love to see the sons of virgins in action again.
It’s got bugs
Great vid as always. Would love to see some SoV content again
“Like the video if you enjoy war crimes” DONE! 😀
Hahaha brilliant, you’re a funny bastard eh 😉
am i the only one who thinks the game looks and plays a bit mediocre? frankly it looks boring and monotone. i haven’t played it tho so my opinion could still change.
I was smoking weed in the army, fuck em!
sons of virgins return would be legendary
more GTA please.
“Hopefully it’s an all male crew of miners” 😧
I waited long for the game and after the reviews sucked I bought bg3 and love it
Ain’t no way bro said he’s stronger than lizzo’s bedframe😂😂
You’d make a great commander lol
This game looks so dated…..it should of looked like this :
https://youtu.be/Dbk_cR4DTXQ?si=vArkdYs3i5XxCSKk
When you piss in somebody’s fruit loops, you just empty the bladder! Great vid 😉
We need more sons of virgins content
Literally I just want ES6 but Todd wants a rerelease of Skyrim
Did he really say like this video if you like war crimes.😂😂😂
Been missing your content.
“Greeted with a large open world”
We need to see the sons of virgins return, I literally rewatched the series a few days ago because I was bored and had nothing else to do
I’m stronger than lizzo’s bed frame 💀
Epic fail..Because it works 🥹
had a really tiresome day. came home after work wanting to nap but papa peli has uploaded
An overrated first person shooter
This game looks last gen. I won’t believe it took them years to cut and paste fallout 4 in space.
So it’s No Man’s Sky. Gotcha.
One black couch. 😏
“I was hoping for one black couch” LMAO
Pelican and stealhto mato son of virgin is a Revolutionary concept
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This game looks like it released 10 years ago lol. Was just playing drakes uncharted four last night on PS5 and man what an incredibly beautiful game with fun gameplay no obnoxious loading screens lol
Bring back sons for the boy’s boy’s boy’s
Why do Bethesda games always look so boring
That was hilarious.
ive watched all of the sons of virgins videos at least 3 times and i can say for sure that we need more
0:06
OMFG, you pig. <3
0:06 🤨😳
Jesus Christ (that’s you oh moist one) I need more gta content to hydrate my mind.
How come you created a white character if you steal soo much?
Futuristic space setting: really advance with tech
Futuristic earth: everything remains the same since 2016 and you get a huge downgrade to your space suit
“i hope its an all male group of minors” – Modest Pelican
not even 10 seconds in and I here this lol 0:06
6:38 wtf?
SONS OF VIRGINS!
1:20 im dying💀💀💀💀
At first, I thought he was saying that he loves miners (who mine cryptocurrency) as a sarcastic jab.
One of the most redundant and buggy games Bethesda games ever.
Ur weird…mildly
This game is such trash.
Can’t wait for gta series again gta is kinda good these days
Watching this for the 11 minutes i have left before the global release!
This game is just perfect. I’ve been playing it since September 1st and it has become my favourite game!
“God I love minors” me too bro
Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart did space adventure better than this trash 😂
Glitch that made you restart?? My guy you didn’t manual save a single time and went around killing everyone. That was user error no glitch lmao
0:07 kid thinks hes tall knight
This video was more entertaining than the actual gane
Refund
Where is the tutorial on how to spread the good word of your channel peli how will I spread the good word of your channel without it who will spread the good word of your channel
Drinking God’s nectar and smoking the devil’s lettuce while I watch, because life it about balance.
Yes bring back the sons of virgins son
Peli is there any news on when the water bottles actually get shipped?
he has emphysema due to beryliosis which is a real disease caused by exposure to berylium dust!
Bethesda worried about Miners, not just minors on an island somewhere 🙏🙏🙏
You saved a lot of people $100 today
Sneakier than a step dad but not the evening swan
are u doing the voiceover freestyle or scripted? your videos are amazing 🫶🏻
stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe💀
“Stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame” That damn thing has to be made out of titanium or something.
Play baldurs gate 3
Sons of virgins👍
Fallout 3 and 4 and Skyrim in space.
Bring back the virgins
I really enjoy war crimes!
You know your a dedicated Bethesda gamer when you pass a speech check and then proceed to take advantage of them afterwards….kinda like the devs do to their fanbase 😅
the game has technology to build a spaceship to travel through space but denies you technology to travel on planets with a rover.
0:06 ? Bro you had me for a good minute
Constructive criticism:
big lack of hydration advice in this video.
Im in the ER for dehydration and that’s on you.
The return of the S.O.V is appealing enough for me to somewhat care, and might even pay attention to it enough that I would watch it, possibly like it and might as well comment it.
If I survive the dehydration, that is.
Oh no a game I want to play. Never thought that would happen again…
the gta vids on papa peli are good but the Sons of Virgins needs to return
I don’t think I want to play this game now.
Casually beats the crap out of civilians and ends the video
i lol miners too!
u should play no man’s sky
Starfield looks like a demo that i would get board with after 5 min.
This game looks so dumb. There I said what we’re all thinking…
idk if you decided to change your target audience or a different approach to the jokes but either way this video was great
I sacrifice the ability to stay hydrated if it meant even hearing a new 3 second sons of virgins clip
“… I’m stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame”
-Modest Pelican, 2023
🤣😂🤣😂 I’m dead⚰️⚰️🤣😂
“I’m stronger than lizzos bedframe” has me dying
Southpark does reviews. Lmao
The only review I waited for.
Liked for war crimes
I have never not been entertained by your videos, thanks for the upload.
Bring Back Marto!
“Stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame” had me rolling
Graphics and interface remind me of Star Citizen. Played that for a bit, it’s OK. Free account, so can’t complain. Think I’ll stick with F76 for now.
Comment if you are here withing 20 mins of this comment
“Women wearing T-shirt and shorts in Middle-east” 💀☠
crazy 0:06
11 minutes of pure entertainment 😀
yes the return
“I’m stronger than lizzo’s bedfeame” 💀 Somebody stop this man.
Please bring SoV back it would be awesome
FOR YEARS Ive been saying ” I would’ve joined the Army but they wouldnt let me smoke weed” . so funny to hear someone else say that ❤
stronger than lizzos bedframe, ha ha ha. spilt my drink on that one.
Not even 10 seconds in, and I am already dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“An all male crew of miners” fucked me up😅😂
yes! sons of virgins back!!!!!
i laughed a lot watching this XD
“Stronger then Lizzo’s bed frame” 😂😂😂
How could you expect me to dislike after such rapid application of “KEEN”, but let this not misguide you, the game is still as daft as Bethesda games go, it is raw broccoli next to my medium-rare steak, get it away.
0:05 i beg ur pardon🧐
“Stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame”
Are you the hulk? 😂
we need the sons of virgins back that was my favorite series lol
well…. shit I gotta like the video
Defo bring back the sons of virgins.
You played this game not only once but twice? Bravo little fella.
Stronger than Lizzos bed frame
🤣💀😂
Miners or minors? Be very careful 😂
The game is DOG WATER 😂
The space Witcher 3: with guns
Awesome vid…Starfield looks really fun. I would love a GTA Reunion!
White couch just doesn’t have the same feel
Darker than americas no fly list 😂😂😂
No thick thumbnail
Is this dude my unknown twin?
Ouch 4:16 Still funny and probably true.
I hope it was free….👍
People need to stop getting sick
Hey guys Modest Pelican here, please convince the General of the Australian army to create a specialized attack battalion of armed pelicans to forcefully help keep developing countries hydrated to help spread the good word of the channel.
Low gravity is a lack of oxygen in the air or density of the air which would effect running
Your script is not funny and your delivery is just as bad. Not one laugh was had. Comedy might not be for you
This is the only review channel I can trust now. SUBBED!
Watching this gave me a stiffy ☺️
Sad to see he never went to a water world. Sad day for hydration.
Killing pirates with fuel tanks best part of video–awesome! LOL!
STOP whatever you are doing and go take glass of water.I just safe your live you can thank me later.
“harsh but fair” ROFL!!!!
I was investing in buying a PC so I can play with my friends cooperatively and play Starfield together. Downside is that there’s no co-op and that means ill be sticking to playstation.
Just play Skyrim
No gta. Battlefield or cod or more new lazy bird 🐦
Please. Just pleaaaaaaase upload a little more often. You are one of the best YouTubers.
HE LOVES WHATTTT!
I would love to see the continuing adventures of the Sons of Virgins in GTAV. Just make sure you lads stay hydrated.
Any spoilers in the video? I’m waiting for it to drop on Game Pass tomorrow.
Fuck yeah gtao
The only Starfield video you need to watch 😂
The game isn’t bad, it’s just expectations being set too high. I enjoy it so far and there is a ton of stuff to do, which isn’t surprising for a game that’s been in development for 25 years.
I love miners too
Let’s go sons of virgins!!
“Stronger thanLiizzo’s bedframe” 💀
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Modest Pelican never fails to not disappoint
I hate the “consequences of my actions” glitch
LOVED IT !! lots of laughs and a great intro to this new game everyone is hyped about
I’m stronger than Lizzos bed frame had me rolling
You almost joined the military but didnt to keep smoking weed, I left the military so I could smoke weed without worry lol. Got yourself a sub
2:20 the exact moment I liked the video.
Stronger than lizo’s bed frame huh.
I love your vids of all games, but yes we need a return of the bois bois bois
The research facility looked looked like the mobile base crawler from fo3
Instalike
christ, this game truly sucks, like i love bethesda games as much as the next guy right, but doesnt this feel like a proper kick in the gamer teeth. idk it sits soo bad w me
0:07 Reminds me of the Minecraft shirt
This is sad man.
Its fallout 4 in space.
This gives me the big flop lol
Starfield is such an amazing game that it death locks you on and off planets and you get to start all over again hours later! It just works!
Lol it took all of ten seconds before papa peli made a pedo joke 🤣
BOYS BOYS BOYS!
Looks like as of now 11 thousand people like war crimes….
Including me…. 😂
War crimes FTW
A true masterpiece. Even Carl Jung would study the 10 review scores.
Modest are you getting any sleep?
Papa peli pls bring back sons of virgins it’s my fav🎉
He didn’t even lose his imursion because they asked about pronouns at the start. This channel is the best! 😊
Idea: please create a religion based around the teachings of a science fiction author indoctrinate a world famous yet shockingly short movie star and name it modest pelacinism as this really helps spread the channel
god damn MINORS!
“its not a war crime the first time” -some soldier somewhere.
not even 10 seconds in 😂💀
10 seconds in and I’m already laughing. That minors joke got me.
Has this Pelicanhead ever played VR? Would probably make great content
That’s the best review I’ve ever seen!
I have taken a vow of dehydration until you upload suns of virgin. Don’t do it for us, do it for Hydration
Plz more sons of virgins
I simply can’t watch these videos because you sound like a South Park character.
Definitely bring back sons of virgins
6:35 “That’s the equivalent of a girl putting her hair into a ponytail and then telling you she wants to talk” 😂😂😂
Space is like international waters, war crimes are perfectly legal. Trust me I’m an internet lawyer which is totally real
7:06 Extremely Realistic.
LMFAO this was much more entertaining than playing the game
Gta
WAKE UP MODEST PELICAN POSTED ON MAIN🗣️🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🥶🥶🥵😩
Did he say he wanted to cuddle with a whole crew of male miners or minors?😂
If we ever get multiplayer in Starfield then we’ll need the Sons of Virgins in space.
Video liked because, war crimes
lul
Top video from start to last second. Bravo man.
I liked the video because I enjoy war crimes.
I m a patato i need water.
Sons of virgins gotta come back!
“God i love miners, mine workers are also cool” 💀
Starfield. A poor man’s no man sky.
pls do more starfield. I loved this.
I, for one, would love to see a Sons of Virgins reunion. Especially if Barry was back!
Only Pelican can make Starfield look entertaining
Please leave my somali brothers alone… and we’re not pirates.. we’re simply fishermen.. with AKs.. it’s totally normal.. for us I mean. 😒
Best review of Starfield so far. Cheers. lmao
Didn’t even read the title, just grabbed my water 🚰
Instant hydration upon hearing the Sons of Virgins are returning. Boiz BoizBoiz
Bring them back
Bring back the Sons of Virgins
You make a boring looking game look fun lol
GTA NOW OR I WILL BUST
“I am stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame, faster than a boy on prom night and sneaker than even the most covert of stepdads”
– ModestPelican 2023
Papa Peli. As someone who has just finished an Advanced Master’s programme in Air and Space Law, I deeply regret to inform you that the Geneva Convention does in fact extend to space. I’ll be seeing you at the International Court of Justice soon.
Yes bring back the SOVs
I constantly check your channel to see if there is another GTA video upload
1:20 wtf XD
“I’m pretty sure the Geneva Convention doesn’t extend to space.”
*Clone wars intensifies*
thats the equivalent of a girl putting her hair up in a pony tail and saying she just wants to talk. had me in tears laughing bro xDDDDD
Im modestly pissed off that all these kids begged their parents enough to sell out the first edition water bottle. O well. Saves a lifetime of buying bottles because i certainly won’t start buying at #2
we need gta online
Yesssss, more sons of virgins!!!! Fck carthiccmanuel
You should re visit cyberpunk2077. Huge update at the end of September. Best part of cyberpunk, more features, NO loading screens, free updates, and just a better game overall.
someones always got to slip in the Us social media gay agenda
Yes! More sun’s if Virgins please 🙏
The running animation makes the character look like he has the runs and is rushing to the toilet
More entertaining than the game itself.
YES SONS OF VIRGINS RETURN!!?
Yep. Looks like shit. You are funny as usual tho. Good job.
i enjoy war crimes lololol
Not even 10 seconds in and we’re on a watchlist. Thanks Papa Peli
”i gun her down like she was a women wearing a t-shirt and shorts in the middle east!” 🤣😲🤣
The game was a let down, I wanted at least a fallout because asking for elder scrolls is out of the question
“Stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame” cracked me up ngl
I’d really check his phone for kiddie porn. Has a preference for young boys it seems…..
If was made by a top dev studio like insomniac or a big publisher like Rockstar the people will criticize them much more … but why in Bethesda game the people have to enjoy it when they find it boring ? Because is Bethesda ? Do not forget that publicly they promised much more than this .
“i also decide to start playing in third person because I think it looks cooler in my opinion” – immediately switches to first person
I would love to see the sons of virgins return 😂😂❤
Yes please bring back the sons of virgins
I have been waiting for the sons of virgins to return. I cant wait
11m of spoilers! Amazing!
GTA online seems a lot more immersive than copecitizen
I plan on finishing only the required parts of the campaign and then I will go out and be a space merchant never to be seen again
I liked this video so I guess I love war crimes now
Bring back the Sons of Virgins!
Sons of virgins!!!! Let’s goooooo. Where the heck are the stealtho boys boys boys?!
You made a shit game look pretty good haha. A great talent.
Since I started watching your Videos, i started to keep People around me as a mobile drinking Can since Humans are 72% Water
Thanks for the Life Advice Jeff
Starfield in a nutshell…..it SUCKS! 🤣……Nothing like the months long hype weve been subjected to.
Watch out, giant alien spiders are no joke.
I liked the video because I enjoy war crimes.
Stronger than Lizzo’s bed frame 🤣
Can’t wait for the upcoming ES6 content
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“Hopefully it’s an all-male crew of miners” bro is on THIN ice
Damn I love miners. Mine workers are also great. 😂
Please bring back the sons of virgins
“What is the penalty for murdering 26 ppl? 7 days in prison. Harsh but fair.”
“I forgot my helmet, oopsie classic space mistake”
Bro u are one of the funniest dudes out here, nice video!!
Impecable timing papa peli. Lemme go drink some water.
1:20 top tier content
It looks like a serious version of Outer Worlds.
1:20 “Hopefully it’s an all male crew of minors” – Modest Pelican
We got em boys👮
I almost creamed myself when I saw the title,do play gta thank you for your content modest pelican
Lmao game of the year!
0:06 caught me off guard ngl it fits with edp getting caught again. this is why i love your channel your always up and date to new trends
Geneva Convention? More like Suggestion…
This is the first video that makes me want to actually play the game
Don’t forget to stay hydrated even if you are on a different planet.
LMAOOOOOO! YOOOOO!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I’m crying!
Just want to make it clear I only liked the video because I like war crimes
Every day you become harder to defend
“All male crew of… MINORS”?!?! :O XD
I knew it, I saw them in the sons of virgins discord channel last week. So hyped
Missed an opportunity to throw the guys sandwich back in his face!
8:36
This reminded me to hydrate
Gta def
Stronger then Lizzie bed frame 😂
Bro drove this train off the rails in like 10 seconds flat lmfao
Stoners review of starfield = 🤤
I didn’t see no nutshell !!!!!!
False advertising, False advertising!!!!!!!!
I’m “stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe” 😂😂
Yes to a return of the Sons of Virgins. Best content ever! I’ve wached those videos more than once.. Maybe 5-6 times.. Okay, a lot more, but I stayed hydrated while I did.
If the sons of virgins came back, I would be more hype than if my dad did.
“Would I like to see the Sons of Virgins return?”
Let me out it this way.
Unless I see a new Sons of Virgins episode in the next seven days, I will vote for DJT in the next American election for President.
Done mess with me, I’ll do it.
God this game is so good
“All male crew of minors” this pelican can’t be cancelled 🤣🤣🤣
SONS OF VIRGINS BETTER COME BACK OR I SWEAR I’LL DO WHAT PELI DID BACK IN 2006
I would love some gta online
Sons of virgins need to return ❤
Lmfao fuckin subbed
I’m stronger than Lizzo’s bedframe!! LMAO
cant wait for the return of sof
Got it, don’t buy
I beat up random kids that don’t drink water for the pelican
I love this game, there are some problems, the inventory management sucks and space flight isn’t as good as I thought it was going to be but overall I’m enjoying it.
The cities are a total wasteland.
Finally a review that doesn’t say I HATE THIS GAME BECAUSE OF LOADING SCREENS! lol
Yes to virgin return 😚👌
It was weird seeing someone run in the game.I m bunny hoping 24/7
where tf is my intro
That first quip…”I love Minors, Mineworkers are also great.” 💀
YESSSS SONS OF VIRGINS NEED TO RETURN
Pls pls pls bring back the sons of virgins &/or sons of taxi 😂
10:57 Bro just posted the filthiest transition and thought we wouldn’t notice
The Sons of Virgins shall ride again?
I get to play this today
I liked fallout 3 more than ten years ago.
paying more than double the price of fallout three just to get more fallout 3 in 2023 in fallout 3 quality is…. yeesh.
I just had a surgery and woke up to new Modest Pelican. Thanks, mate. This was really needed today.
Is it me or is the comment section mildly gay? You fillin me?
I do not like Starfield But I do love warcrimes! So You earned your like
Bring back the virgins, I hear the next gta update will be an intresting one
Bro thought he was funny. 🤡💀
Starfield is a masterpiece
Thy Sons of virgins definitely need to make a return. 🙏🏽😂🔥
Dunno the game, dunno developer but the game looks like shit 😮
i would actually like more gta like games, in the sense that you dont need to reload after getting killed by police, but wake up in prison. that would be way better than having to always reload
i want to play it so bad
I hate motivational posters too. They also make me want to die.
Hope to see more GTA V content.
ye, all women have the lgtv haircut, classic modern day gaming.
Watching this with a cup of ice cold water
The character animations looks like they are from 2004
Son of birgi
So i killed them all
looks like ill have to buy an XBOX to play the game my PC wont run it
Cool, relatable Somali pirates? Yikes.
Modest pelican 10/10. Starfield 2/10 Fuck bethesdas pronouns.
8:41 💀
the game sounds kinda lame tgh
it’s most probably 66gigs of ram and needs 500GB to install
SoV GTA MUST return, that was some high tier content!
I consider all other gaming channel reviews besides modest pelicans as fake news.
YES TO SONS OF VIRGINS
“Turns out you can’t smoke weed and kill terrorist at the same time” story of my almost enlistment as well lol
moar gta online vids you absolute legend
$70 for space fallout. Hard pass
“God I love miners” cue devious meme Sound 🤨
This was moderately hilarious. Gg
There was a strange lack of screaming at the camera because of the English language. Downvote.
And yes, please bring sons of virgins back, it’s awesome.
we want the sons of virgins back
Lizzo comment was out of pocket 🤣
Great vid Peli, as always.
Screw you pelican I can make it only 5 more hours till I can play
Yes we need sons of virgins to return
10 seconds in and already a pedo joke, 10 out of 10
YES! Please do more Sons of Virgins!
Modest Pelican Gaming, this was such a nice Video, sadly not with Daddy 47 but still fun
stay hydrated!
Not even $200 million was enough to get the character facial expressions and movements right.
Sons of Virgins: GTA is awesome, but I really muss SoV:Red dead online 🙁
Like the video if you enjoy warcrimes. bwahahaha!!
Didn’t someone get locked up for this piece of shit?
“Beside the annoying glitch”
.. It wasn’t a glitch? You just didn’t save. And the autosave only keeping 3 of them is actually pretty common in Bethesda games (idk about other games). And you can set the time an autosave is created at.
Sons of virgins part two
New episodes of Sonys of virgins would be creamy
move to Canada, you can smoke weed and terrorists. Plus all the kissing of men.
a fresh modest pelican upload allways gets me moist
Bruh I can’t stop laughing at the wild shit you say every few minutes 😂
pissin myself laughing
“The big girl”damn you for the foolishness you’ve sent our beloved papa peli on
can we appreciate the amount of effort he puts into loving miners
Please more suns of virgins
brother i love your videos and i just have a humble request. please make a video on skyrim ,would be legendary
Anyone think papa Peli should play payday 3 when it comes out with the boys boys boys?
Stay hydrated my fellow space pelicans
SOV SOV
3:00 STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
lets go SOV
My 1 day and 12 hours of playtime has been admiring Sarah’s a- I mean admiring her love for adventure.
I can’t stand this style of video game coverage. Like a 8 year old telling you step by step about a game he’s playing when you just want out of the conversation. “That’s cool man I got to go” “AND THEN I GOT A SHIP AND I TALKED TO A GUY AND GOT A GUN AND HE WAS NICE AND THEN…”
Sons of Virgins!!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾
Lmao!
Pretty funny. I hit the Sub button after staring and thinking for a good 11:30 seconds.
Giving pedo vibes with that ship crew joke 🤨
0:06 what do you mean by that? 🤨
im so happy we now have a space delphine
Oh I‘m so ready for more sons of virgins.
It’s not a war crime the first time.
We need the boys boys boys back
I’m stronger than Lizo’s bedframe, that had me weak 😅😂
Fallout 5
Starfield looks a lot like The Outer Worlds but like with an insane amount of mods.
2:20 “and thats how i got 50 million subs grandkids”
God I love miners
“stronger then lizzos bedframe” this man has been banned from gyms for accidently yeeting weights and breaking the roof
Big fan of the Sons of Virgins. I’ll camp outside before the first vid.
i love you peli
First time watcher. His commentary was hilarious
Bring the bois bois bois back
thanks for playing this so i don’t have to. it looks truly shit
Your not funny
This guys humor is on another level
idk if you’ve tried deep rock before but seeing as you clearly love minors and (I assume) hairy men, it will be your type of game.
gotta thank peli, never ceases to dissapoint
thanks for the video pelicopter
I’d love to see some more of the sons of virgins
Peak humor modest pelican gaming!
And this is why consoles suck, 3 auto saves, oof. I have access to every save since the beginning on PC.
Ah yes another miner enjoyer
I recently subscribed, not only because Modest Pelican is funny, but because big billed birds are my kink; ducks, parrots, pelicans,toucans…shit like that makes me so hot, but not in a weird way.
I love war crimes. So I liked the video
Man I love the background music so muchhhhhhhh! and staying sufficiently hydrated while enjoying some mildly entertaining game play
The plunger in the toilet was a prank on a blind person.
Like the video or modest pelican will become not modest
I wonder how much they paid him for the positive review
I romanced Sarah, and married her, then the Starborn killed her… I guess I have to romance someone else now.
Has anyone else noticed your character is CONSTANTLY LOOKING TO THE LEFT while in third person? What are you looking at bro? What’s over there???
I was in bed with my girlfriend drinking a gallon of water talking about whether or not Papa Peli would venture into the star field and by the great house Varun I was not disappointed
“god I love miners”
wait wut
If AI was an acronym I’d be All In Papa
Almost choked on my food at the lizo bedframe joke 😂😂
I downloaded Freelancer with the HD mod. Happy as ever.
THIS is the star field video I needed 😭
Started all over?! No thanks. I can’t do that. If I play 3 mins, I’m playing that until the end.. I can’t start over. I’ll just stop playing the game.
Never played this game, but the ai seems to be very bad.
I call it No Man’s Fallout.
Hey peli
Just want to say I would be so happy if you did some more gta online I’m a big fan
god i love them too 🙂
Ark Ascended releases in October (apparently), not sure its your thing but you should give it a try those first few days, its going to be an absolute cluster fk if the dev’s history is anything to go by. Will be beautiful chaos.
Yes, more plz
crazy
nothing more bethesda than terrible facial expressions
You SOB we would love some SOV
You became suddenly important to the Constellation because you experienced something advanced ancient technology stuff.
Would love to see the Sons of Virgins return 🙂
Please more of these starfield vids
“Is that really an appropriate thing to say to a child?”
“Sir, I can tell by the way you speak that you are not a child. You are a very short man pretending to be one.”
This game will have the “mostly negative” Steam rating soon, just wait.
yesssssss
we do
“stronger than lizzo’s bed frame” lmao
I’m drunk and sweaty
Thank you for making sure we are always keeping sufficient hydrated
WOWZERS that game sure looks fun! Can’t wait to pick this up for my PlayStation 🤗
Darker then the American non fly list is crasy.
8:43 has to be one of the greatest jokes on this channel.
Have my children
Dear sir,
You, the most modest of pelicans… I implore you to bring back TSOV gang. You and your misfit gang of friends are quite the spectacle to behold. Indeed, the masses must know what Agent 47 is up to as you and yours run rampant through the streets of Los Santos…
Id better play The Outer Worlds once again
The Sons of Virgins ride again!!
I’m more wet and hydrated than water 💧
Darker than americas no fly list lol
If you get in your ship I think you can open up the Star map and fast travel to another planet…
I’d be hyped to se SOV come back
Would love to see the sons of virgins back. I was just getting back into gta when starfield came out and it’s on the back burner again haha
I’ve been waiting ages for this 💀💀💀
Fuck Yeah!! Return of Da hydrated Boys boys boys!
Bruh!
Sons of Virgins need to make a come bank, it’s just not the same without them😢
Peli you don’t even gotta ask of course we want The Sons of Virgins back 🤘
That transition at the end was a great ad.😂
But are you faster than a bastard maniac and more powerful than a loco madman?
The ending is so good
Why does this just kind of look like No Mans Sky 2.0?
WATER!
This video is more than satisfactory
VIRGINS!
“god I love miners” or “god I love minors”??
What a weird thing to say. I think you may be a wrong’un.
1:18 ????
_Stronger than Lizzos bedframe_ 😂💀
I dont need to breathe i need peli inside my ears
no freeflight on planets
joke of a game
I frickin love this game
1:40 💀 💀
I’ve seen several reviews and playthroughs. Modest Pelican’s is always the best. Please, let this be a continuing series.
I vote YES to “Sons of Virgins” Maybe, when Starfield goes multi-player…Sons of Virgins In Space
Hell yes to sons of virgins making a comeback!
gta time lesgooo
thanks
But you don’t have a car and its over
Stronger than lizzos bed frame is wild
5:58 haha i see what u did there
only question I have is, what preferred pronoun did you use?
Y’know it’s going to be a good day when Modest Pelican posts a new video
Starfield = repurposed Fallout with a new name.
Black couch equals BRCC(back room casting couch)
Awesome video really helped me get over the death of FDR
Bring back sons of virgins!
More Sons of Squirters.
hail the sons of virgins
If the sons of virgins don’t make a come back, I am going on strike and never drinking water again.
Almost made me wanna get the game, damn. Also definitely +1 for more Sons of Virgins.
Gta online again? Lessgoo
you love WHAT
Hahahahaha
The return of the Sons of Virgins would be worthy of a tickertape parade.
Boy I sure do love mino-ers
Man some of these jokes were absolutely hilarious. I’ve stolen a few to use today already
i’m only here for the war crimes-thx papa peli
Every part of this game looks like hot garbage with graphics barely better than Skyrim…..i hate that nearly all modern games suck and i definitely hate that companies take ten times longer to produce these hot messes than they used to.
I would’ve joined the army, but I realized that I would pass the IQ test
LOL (got through my 7 day sentence without having to bend over once) i nearly lost it ..this was by far the best review and by far most entertaining i have seen thus far!😂
Lizo’s bed frame 💀
im ready for more sons of virgins
“Hey lads and lasses,…”
@00:06 hol’ up 🧐
Those people in the base are actually mad that they aren’t sufficiently hydrated.
Subway? Check
Smirnoff 100proof? Check
Modest pelican starfield slop? CHECKKKK
Based
We dont want the sons of virgins
We NEED THE SUNS OF VIRGINS
“Like the video if you enjoy war crimes.”
That is a good way to farm Likes. 👍
I liked the video because I like war crimes.
Idc about StarMineCraft, they just need to make a new FO or ES game at this point.
when you say Geneva convention you mean Geneva suggestions correct?
the same thing happened to me in fallout, murdered someone in diamond city, had to restart the game
Papa Peli playing Starfield. This makes me happy.
The sons of virgins must return, the world needs you. Now more than ever.
SONS OF VIRGINS!!! YESSSS!!!!!!!
“Stronger than Lizzos bedfram” NAHHH how ain’t you guys pointin that out😂
Can’t believe you didn’t recreate Agent 47
Nothing would be greater than an S.O.V comeback ,thank you for great content.
If SOV doesn’t return I’ll never drink water again..
We need the Sons of Virgins Comeback!
People are really missing out if you’re not playing this game 😊
LOVE THE SONS OF VIRGINS
Shit son, peli and starfield? Hydrate me and call me Susan!
Modest Pelican never fails to deliver a christian catholic gameplay with tons of abuse towards all races and age groups; war crimes; slavery and of course the classical Hydration.
What a legend
This was the 2nd best 11 minutes 30 seconds of my life. Thanks Pelli
Amazing ❤❤
Absolutely more GTA v sons of virgins
I had a really exhausting day and your video made it a hell of a whole lot better, so thanks for that! There’s nothing I’d want more than a return of the SoV series!
1:20 miners or minors?
wtf this is just a rip off star citizen 😭
1. 2:48 the way he isn’t even sad, he is just disappointed at you and expects better…. or the game trying to hint to “hey stop killing childs so police will stop raiding you”(?
2. 9:27 WAIT SHE ISN’T WEARING A SPACESUIT?
Looking forward to more gta online content 🙂
the thought of SOV season 3 made my pants white
DIRECTLY starts the Video illegal
Wait… this isn’t call of duty advanced warfare??
I refunded the game after watching this video 😊
Yeeeeeees finaly gta online is comming
the sons of virgins GTA online is what we want and need!
I rate this game 0/10 due to lack of hydration requirements
Lowkey, best starfield review on youtube!
This game is so damn awesome! I have already sunk 30 hours into it and it still impresses me with top notch quests and sheer scope of it all.
The “God I love miners” joke had me dead at the beginning 😂😂
cant wait to play starfield.
but we need more sons of virgins please!!
love your content keep doing what you do
A crew of miners or minors? FBI just needs a bit of clarification.
1:18 Caught me off guard😭
I think he likes miners
“God I love miners”. We found EDP’s latest channel
Starfield looks awesome, and is even more interesting when you play it so chaotically lol
It wasn’t even a minute and I hear “God I love miners”
Dads back
your form of 420 warfare would be amazing for this world
Nothing like being over cucumbered in a bethsida game 😂🤣🤣. I am looking forward to playing this I hope it’s not a let down 😆😆
Best video i watched this week
Can you elaborate what you said at the start?
All male crew of minors. Damn dude. Really pushing that progressive acceptance criteria there.
Geneva Convention? You mean Geneva Suggestion
Son of virginssss pleaseeee
GTA V again would be great! The sons of virgins are legends!
A new moddy p video, time to get buttered up and furiously masturbate to that sweet hydrated Australian accent.._ yes i call him ‘moddy p’ cause im ice cold like that and never cringe
Oh my sweet Pelican a modest Pelican video..
bro become a mass murderer in the first hour of playing, respect
no father huh
Papa peli I bought your bottle 8 days ago and it hasn’t been dispatched. 🙁
Almost forgot to like when peli reminded me of war crimes.
yes post more videos
Best review of them all.
yes please
We see modest pelican, we click modest pelican, we enjoy modest pelican, we rewatch modest pelican.
If one day this background beat changes, I might kill myself.
Looks pretty good. I feel like as a big Bethesda game fan I’ll enjoy this game regardless of any issues it may have
Great vid, hope Peli play Assassins Creed Mirage when it comes out. Keep it up Peli
10 sec in, and its already ‘i love minors’ joke😂
we need more sons of virgins
Modest as always ♥
The best jokes on the platform^^
It’s been such a long time since I’ve set eyes upon the sons of virgins 😢
Spider-Man 2 > trashfield
Terrible game
I want more sons of stealtho marto content (marto is a virgin)
Nothing hydrates more than a new peli video
I’d love to see tons more Starfield stuff!
Babe wake up new modest pelican vid just dropped!
Oh that’s right I’m alone
You know it’s a good day when daddy peli releases a new video into us
bring on th Sons of Virgins!
We need the Sons of Virgins, a well hydrated comeback is necessary in these times
#sonsofvirgin4life
This guy just drowns my depression witth ultra moist water pro max……… Waiting for Sons of Virgins comeback
Great video! Makes me want to commit multiple cosmic terrorist attacks.
Sov yes please pappa peli
Yes we need the og sons of virgins back
Hydration meter in all environments should be a feature in the next DLC.
BOYZ BOYZ BOYZ
God damn I love this man
He never fails to make me laugh
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I wouldn’t quite call it a glitch that got you stuck as I would more-so call it the “feature” for your war crimes. (Could have hailed the UC ships and surrendered) – haha
NGL this game just feels like Mass Effect with fancier graphics, right down to the mcguffing that gives the MC visions.
You can star my fields any day pappa peli
We all want Sons of Virgins back! That was the best.
If you’re really love mining, please take a look at deep rock galactic with da Bois. That would be a hell of fun to see you there. Rock and Stone Brother ⛏️ 0:08
early? wow
Modest pelican never fails to keep everyone sufficiently hydrated at all times
I really liked your channel and I know you won’t lose sleep over losing 1 subscriber, also your dark humor is one of the best things about your channel. That said, the first joke about wanting to fuck kids was dark but I ignored it, but you keep making jokes about liking little kids and with that, I can’t support the channel anymore man. It’s no wonder we live in a world where politicians and celebrities can get away with doing that stuff when we got you making it out to be an acceptable joke to keep repeating. I can handle dark and racist humor, but the kid loving humor is weird dude.
*Refunds still available*
Good video
More gta would be cool
give sons of virgins
I was getting dehydrated..
Every day is a good day when pelican uploads
Stay hydrated you legends
Dude is stronger than lizzo’s bedframe
Jew
we need more sons of virgins
I instantly stopped playing this game right after the laughable pirate fight, the dodgy black dude suddenly gave away his ship and a smart watch thingy and made me the part of constellation without any further elaboration. wow my 10 year old had more plot in my imagination than the combine bethesda corporation bs. This game is just a wannabe mass effect game with a space exploration 100 times worse than first version of No man sky. Now I will indulge myself with some hydration.
You know it’s a good day when the hydrated pelican posts!
its me or starfield is boring shit
“Also mine workers are cool.” Modest Pedophile September 5th, 2023
0:06 relatable
Evil Peli be like: Don’t drink water 😈
STAR
epic video as always pelican🌊🌊🌊
stronger than lizzos bedframe holy fuck
The best evening you could posible expirence . Salad with beer and nutshell type video from papa peli <3
Literally not even 10 seconds and this man is already crackin sex offender jokes now that’s prime pelican gaming
“God I love miners”
Bro is so modest he cant get cancelled
Well that escalated quickly
God i love minors #relatable mine workers are also great #more relatable
Someone I know once almost died of dehydration so I got her addicted to water so she died of drinking too much water instead
Always a good day when peli posts a review
I died, because I opened my space suit cask to drink water. That’s what I call immersive sim!!!
I LIKE UR VIDS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marry me modest pelican
2:49 Childlike Ezra Miller asking a self referential question almost made me spit out my water. Luckily enough though that didn’t happen, and I managed to hydrate properly.
Ah yes war crimes my favorite thing to do in my free time😊
I was mildly entertained for 11 minutes. Thank you modest pelican gaming.
Can you stay hydrated while being stranded on the moon? 😢
Intro: Become a ambassador and change the main diplomatic agenda in a meeting with you head of stateto increasing Modest Pelican’s subscriber count
Your my first YouTuber i ever watched thanks for making a life great 🤗🤗
Modest Pelican is almost as good as God’s precious nectar
“I love minors”- a truly motivational quote from modest pelican
Stay hydrated boys
Modest Pelican is our favorite racist/sexist
What song is this?
“Stronger than Lizzos bed frame…”
early
its always a good day when papa peli uploads
Nothing beats coming home from a long day at school watching modest pelican while drinking a glass of water, staying sufficiently hydrated. Pelicans+water=perfection
My father ❤
Another modest pelican W
Any Star Citizen Players here?👇
Pedofilia joke within 15 seconds of the video, classic hydrated pelican.
Somebodycumloudly
These videos are moisture
The miner jokes here were out of hand
Hydrate me, Daddii
Nice
lol my comment was removed where i said i love miners too
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Don’t care how good it is.
I’m not giving Bethesda anymore money.
Hi
First 10 seconds and he already says some out of pocket shit💀
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Starfield more like staryield tehehe
Modest Pelican never fails to deliver his creamy goodness onto us
My teacher said choose a role model i chose you
That was his sandwich
Even in school I still find time to enjoy water and modest pelican.
stop posting late ya goose
Damn, my man getting the recognition he needs.. 2 likes at the time of writing this comment
This should be fun.
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1 minute gang
Yoooo wassup. #WaterIsBetterThanSex
Hi pelican,how is your day going
Love you papa peli
Thank you papa peli
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i am thirsty
ok
First one
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Hi pelii😊
Minors
First comment pls pin papa Pedi
First comment!
Hi peli
Hi
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Love you
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LOVE YOU PAPA PELI
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I just love it when I get a notification saying “Someone liked your comment!” or “Someone has just subscribed!” That really makes my day!!!!!!💡💭😊
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