Huge thanks to Bethesda for trusting me to be goofy in your world and for letting me make whatever I want. Once again I was tasked with making a four minute animation and we wound up going way overboard. Yet again it’s my most detailed animation yet. Excited to dive into Starfield and you can too!

NPC’s never have to suffer any loading screens. Much like how people don’t have to wait two minutes in a loading screen when exiting their house.

I did a play through with the adoring fan, made an outpost on earth and forgot where. Hes been there ever since

Succulent, the most abundant and useless element in the galaxy. After touching the Artifact he clearly unlocked his “Fall on the ground and spazz” powers.

a

Why does he need those flowers?

I love this. It has some real Bob’s Burgers vibe. The most ridiculous things being said in the most dead pan way. As if all of this is perfectly normal and boring.

sad part is. this is more exciting than the actual game.

lol

I’ve watched this 3 times but never played Starfield. And I never will play Starfield. But, I will probably watch this a 4th time soon.

That end 😂😂

“wrrrithing around in intense pain” 💀

LMFAO as somebody who actually owns “So. Many. Succulents” in real life. This was how my ships and apartments actually looked.

Lack of loading screens is disturbing

Honestly, this was more entertaining than the game, itself.

I make sure my succulents are properly cared for not just sprawn about all willy nilly whilst taking my exactly 18 hour nap

Wait waht?? Who use the ladder?? I use the dash boost backpack lol

Joel does in fact have er.

This is the best type of ad.
pre video ads make me angry.
mid video shoutouts are boring.
side page ads are worthless.
this made me laugh my ass off, want to play starfield, and i chose to watch it of my own accord.
fuckin great.

Aqua teen hunger force vibes

2:05 haha I’m even doing this XD why did this become a thing

I love Starfield

I feel SOO called out on the plants😅

This is giving off some nice Senile Scribbles vibes…nice.

Dude brings an impact driver to a gun fight.

Did they fix the game or it still a pice of shit?

from NPC perspective the ship would not land it will just appear out of nowhere

Omg I actually bursted out laughing at the succulent cut. I finished playing this game a few weeks ago, and I grabbed every succulent I saw to decorate my ship.

Amazing joke 10/10

*SIR!!!!!*

MORE SUCCULENTS OVER HERE.

3:34 Dude, calm your tits o_O

best is that hat guy is using cordless screwdriver as the gun lol🤣🤣🤣

Jim Ross???

hahaha, that’s hilarious))

“Carefully I imagine” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Starfailed

Starfield sucked.

3:45

Drill gun for the win

A power drill, a salt bug shooter, and something

I love how his gun is a drill lmao

‘Cause he can.

Omg ofc he has the adoring fan

You can just take them, they are free

This is so much better than the game 😂

2:03 There is something appeasing about that many succulents.

Fallout 3/New vegas Laser Pistol firing sound effect.

Can’t help buy laugh at the amount of succulents on board 😂

The adoring fan was the best.

Not enough loading screens… And bugs …

Gotta love the npc breaking character for a lol when our guy seized like nobody Else 😂 And then it was the hard rolling r’s in writhing for me 😂😂🎉

I love how in Elite Dangerous: Odyssey you can park your SRV fifty metres from enemies and they’ll just ignore it. Same with the gigantic spaceship landing a few hundred metres away.

100% accurate about the succulents. Best kept secret 😉

Every single one of these videos hit different 😂🔥💯 great content so true

reminder that someone IRL actually spent hundreds of hours collecting a ship full of succulents

why i only just found out this exists

The cordless drill as a laser weapon lmao

“Sir, very carefully I’d imagine, sir!”

Companion AI worshipping the ground you walk on. While you, a sociopath, barely even notices they’re there

Not enough load screens

Ya love to see it.

5:50 a new hand touches the beacon

The ending made me scream 😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant

We didn’t know how golden this was

I like how that’s clearly a power drill gun prop.

I like how that was drawn heavy metal style the movie…

Lol. No shame here…Hoarding desk plants, among other things is a thing I do in Starfield, and any other game actually 😅 I play.

I actually love Starfield a lot

Blowing somebody’s pack outdoors in low gravity is a sight to behold 😂

Succulents & Art Objects

Only review I need

Dude holy shit I played this game for 3 hours and 1st thing I did was save all the plants from the place we were abandoning. Wtf. Succulent syndrome

5:12 I quote this constantly every single day. Unfortunately, nobody knows what the fuck I am talking about

and just like that, I wanna play starfield

😅

The companion getting left behind constantly made me actually laugh out loud!

Great video! It makes me think gee what a fun game…but then I remember………..……Bethesda dropping balls.

I love this game so fucking much. Its so fucking bad

06:05 😂 the laugh!

Love the male g string look

The power drill as a gun is hilarious 😂

0:52 this is great

Ive just dived back into Starfield after about a year, and only just stumbled upon this animation 😂 I love it! Hilariously written and well executed, massive props! 🤟

Dude’s got an impact wrench for a gun

ai generated video

This was better than the game

They always take the joke just a bit to far where its not funny anymore

Is that a rotoscoped water gun, battery drill and bug-a-salt? 😂

now if only bethesda would put this much effort into actually making the game next time

I love how hat guy is just carrying a cordless drill.

Not gonna lie. This does make me want to play

I have never been so personally attacked in my whole life😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👌👌

Omg the succulents are so spot on 😂😂 inthought i was the only one who cared

You guys remember Starfield? It was definitely of the games of all time.

Guy’s got a Power Drill.

as they should sponder this amazing video im buying starfield now just becuase of this video

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…
…
sssssssucculent

Drill.

call me crazy, but that guys gun is an impact driver right lol

Okay, great video and all, but like… who the heck plays Starfield on an analogue TV? Heck, do any of the systems Starfield is for even _support_ A/V cable connection?

Yo this rotoscoped animation is dope

Shartfield*

I respect BGS more bc they let Joel have this.

2:53
oml I just noticed the ‘guns’ XD

OK I know this is an old video but I have to know so the “GUNS” in this were a drill of some kind the pump action salt blaster for bugs but what was the last gun?

I like the dcrewdriver as a gun. 😂

Should’ve made a Seinfeld parody called ‘Starfeld’ seeing how the characters are just as awkward

Infinitely better writing and story mode than the actual game.

0:26 his head was hollow

Too bad there aren’t any cheese wheels…could set up avalanche booby-traps.

I was going to definitely buy a few copies of this game, because how can you possibly go wrong with succulents, but then I saw it was made by Bethesda and I thought to myself, “Nah. They’ll just fuck it up.”

The rivets on their chest plates look like nipples

😂😂😂

That’s actually my ship in Starfield

Looks like this didn’t help sales ^^

0:26 Why is this guy missing his entire brain?

Damn. This shit better than the game.

Is this animation rotoscoped? It’s pretty cool 🙂

Couldnt be me, i killed the crimson fleet

Please make more of these for starfield

This is still more interesting than the actual game.

Steifailed

that’s the sound a dead guy makes
NOTHING

I fuggin love how the lead pirate is holding a literal impact drill instead of a gun 😂

I love how the guy with the hat is holding an impact drill lol

The twitchy outfits makes it so accurate

Video has more viewers than game has players.

“SIR!!!”

This game is ass

game, load of crap.

This is hilarious.. we need a whole series on this!

The AI animation is wild, high and tight is missing the back of his head 😂

Is he holding a Dewalt drill for the pistol!? 😂

Ladders?! In a Bethesda game. You’re dreaming.

SIR!!

The way that guy shouts sir over nothing was funny as fuck

The intercom conversation was dead on

Brilliant.. accurate.. immersive

Wonderful! Now I know what my next playthrough will be about.

Thanks Bethesda for making these types of games

5:45 is so funny because that is actually what happens 😭

For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
—Romans 3:23

And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart.
-Jeremiah 29:13

“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life.
– John 3:16

Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
– Acts 3:19

If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna, Urcna, or a Canrc church
(These are conservative and actual Reformed/Presbyterian churches)

If you’re Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC
(Different from the Church of Scotland)

If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England
(Different from the Church of England)

Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it’ll show you locations

And let us consider how to stir up one another to love and good works, not neglecting to meet together, as is the habit of some, but encouraging one another, and all the more as you see the Day drawing near.
—Hebrews 10:24-25

Bruh this was genuinely funny af😂

Why does the pc give off bald omni man vibes lol

I liked those guys 😕

I think that’s Heller. Is that Heller?

Bro, this is so fucking funny.😂

Wait Starfield has a big enough audience to be making videos about it?

Suculent

video makes sense. starfield sucked.

Sponsored? Lame

Hes asleep for 4 hours..

Cool

04:29 – that same outpost/base/science facility/robot facility with the many levels of stairs upwards …. beautifully recreated.
I found this very funny and beautifully rendered.

I don’t care who you are, that’s pretty funny right there. 😂

Im fuckin dead.
😂😂😂😂

I’ve been hoarding succulents myself, and it wasn’t even because of this.
I just… did it.
I am this man.

Is this video is made by AI

Banger video. I was Giggling throughout this whole thing

Also, I played the game and I don’t get the joke

lol I love to see this, but when the player used mods to build a m class sized ship

It’s so odd to think this game came out just over a year ago, but plays and feels like it was 10 lol.

Lmaooo I just started playing Starfield yesterday and the first thing I did was start collecting succulents. I can’t believe this. (I have had zero exposure to memes or anything, I had no idea other people collected them too! I love it lmao)

Why have so many?

I swear it’s the same guy that voices “the sensible one” in these animated skits.

This has made me want to buy starfield more than anything else I’ve ever seen

Nah I be carrying all kinds of contraband, I’d turn a lowlife rich if they could destroy my shit… key word if. I have over 150 different pieces of contraband lmao

I hate this I never saw this before…..I got like 8 plants

I lost it. I’ve made so many credits from succulents. I laughed my ass off!!!!

THIS WAS SUCCULENT AS FUCK!

I love that one of them is holding a bug salt gun

This video was more interesting than the entire games plot.

I love the wonky looking guns. It fits with the universe

the worst part was when it said it was sponsored by starfield

I played starfield. Quite a lot actually. This made me laugh.

And that’s why you should fit a cargo scanner module to your ship before you starting pirating …

I’ve never wanted to buy that game. Or even play it if it was given to me for free.
Anyone else like that?

this is way better then starfield

obsidian entertainment understood bethesda better than bethesda understands bethesda

i miss good joel haver animations

Is that guy holding a portable battery-operated drill😅

I love this game!

Wow! 2.4 Million views? Genuinely surprised given how garbage the game is.

Starfield NPC’s watching me steal their ship

Never played… what’s with the succulents?

no one’s gonna mention how he broke character for the adoring fan XD 6:06

eggmund desk assistant

lmao

this shi better than the game

Worst game ever

Strong Gaston vibe.

I dont even now this game and i am so confused

Lol

Shoots pack and sends dude flying in the air and explodes. “Oh my god, that can HAPPEN?!”😂 perfection 👌

You definitely got the design of the guns right.
Drill.
Square with hole.
Gun, but weird angles.

Is that Philip Seymour Hoffman

SIR!!!!!!

More succulents over here

Player’s really are cosmic horror entities
Roaming around with motives beyond comprehension and power beyond that

In space you can collect anything…

“He’s dead, that’s the sound a dead guy makes: nothing.”😂

That ain’t no ordinary succulent! It’s a rare root that grows by the riversides of Nirn! Hear its hum! See its glow!

Honestly this and your vid on lords of the fallen are why I adore your work man.

It’s surprising that this video ages way better than game

Gold

I love this so much. It captures the very essence of playing Bethesda games.

This game sure does succ-ulent.

You can tell the video’s sponsored because they didn’t mention how fucking bad the game is.

The fact that the Captain left the ship and didn’t immediately jump-pack around like an idiot is so unrealistic.

8 months later, video aged better than the game

Video made me cry-laugh even harder the second time I watched it! Thank you!

Says succulents shows snake plants

Their captain is armed with a battery powered hand drill and Trent has a giant metal whistle. Oh and the last guy has one of those bug killing salt guns.

Shame this game sucked

I love how accurate this is

People talk so much shit about this game lol I thought it was going to be horrible. It’s actually fun, having a blast. Gives me a similar feeling to Skyrim there’s just so much to do and so many places to go with the voice acting being delivered great. But people always act like if a feature they want is missing then the game is trash…but I can think of many good games we all love that I’d like a certain feature or mechanic in..thats how Skyrim got so modded people adding stuff thats not vanilla but is fun

This video provided me with more entertainment than the actual game did

They’re just lucky they don’t exist in MY universe. They’d have been eaten alive by a massive hoard of adorably squeaking Wilbys.

Love that the one would-be pirate doesn’t even have a gun, but an impact driver. Also, I recognize that POI.

LOL THIS IS BASICALLY THE ONLY THING I DID BEFORE UNINSTALLING

Is that a power drill? XD

Dude, do the one about the witcher when he discoverers, that the mysterious woodcutter who lives in the wilderness alone is not a werewolf but just gay. True story from the game 😅

Not a single straight line to be found lmao love it

I still find this funny til this day.

Love that The Lighthouse ending

There is more narrative in this skit than in the entire “game” of starfield. Also far more enjoyment from the 6.5 minutes of this video than one can get in 200 hours of starfield. Glad they paid you to make this, just to say their game sucks much more than your succulent script.

I’m so glad this game came with my free month of Xbox on PC.

Such a woke, shitty game that didn’t make much sense.

That one guy is using a Bug-A-Salt gun

As a succulent shop owner, ID BE RAIDING BABY 😂

😂

wait you are actually sponsired b ythis shitty game xD damn you must reay need the money

*Thats the sound a dead guy makes.*

proof that Joel and his team can even turn trash to gold

This is especially funny to me bc its EXACTLY what I did at first. I feel personally attacked lol

Beth was wrong about people collecting sandwiches like they did for cheese wheels in Skyrim. The real ones know the succulents are the ticket.

SIR!!!!!!

The writing for this short video was better than the writing of the actual game!

Also that location is an abandoned research tower.

I just jettison all nonessential items that I find in my cargo hold that serve no purpose except as being useless.

I could watch a whole season of this as a TV show

🤣omg 🎉

You’ve only collected 998 succulents.

Who likes this

Damn this game sucked ass

Still not buying the game. Bad game and weapons that shouldn’t even work.

I collected all the aurora and pipes I could find and put them in a greenhouse on a forgotten planet facing the ocean. The one seat was a toilet surrounded by 1,000 plants.

avoid this shitty game. Video is good tho.

The 3:58 min timer appearing 3 minutes into the vid is perfect

I collect alcohol on my ship. Got a nice bar going.

It shows how toxic and childish the gaming community is when gamers come here of all places to shit on Starfield. I hope Bethesda never makes another TES or FO at this point.

BASED.

My god this was terrible😭

Dude has better motion capturing than bethesda hahaha

Too bad Starfield is such a crap game. This video was way more fun than the entire game.

This is very Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

I’d watch this series.

Please do more!

That was the best. Loved it!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

yeah juliein

so yeah…..about starfield lol

It’s a shame Starfield didn’t turn out to be as good. I’m definitely having doubts about TESVI. Great video as always though!

I’ve no interest in playing this game, ever, and don’t know the plot etc. *But this still makes me laugh.*

That was great

I like that you left the Adoring Fan blooper in, nice Oblivion callback.

Holy my personal gameplay feels attacked, didn’t realize collecting plants was a common thing, I just love gardening as I do in life.

Can’t believe Starfield was only out four months ago. I already forgot about it lol

Lmao the succulents scene reminds me of my wife.

Tell me why the bearded guy sounds just like Ross from vlog creations lol

Ten film najlepiej osiuje co to jest warte. Nawet piracie się wyprowadzają tej gry…

This video convinced me to pick up Starfield again, just for the laughs.

When your game sucks so hard you have to hire memers to promote it.

The people who play copefield ARE the NPCs.

The first few minutes had me rotfl

😂😂

great job ! as always …

100x more entertaining than the game

Can’t forget the abuse of random npcs and getting a huge bounty

Of course we all know the cargo limit on the vanilla frontier is insufficient for all this!

5:48…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

lmfaO

People on the E&S staryard: why is this guy walking through this wall?

This video is more investing then the whole game itself

The only good thing to come out of starfield.

Now I KNOW there is no hope for humanity. 2 million of you think this guys rubbish is entertaining? Help us all!!

I’ve got one: “Our engines are disabled! They’re docking! Prepare for boarders! Oh God they’re killing us! Uh…hmm… I don’t currently see them… they must have left. Even though we’re still docked with them.”

Way to play it safe and not pick up any of the comedy gold nuggets Bethesda left laying around for the taking. The bug-eyed NPC’s. Endless loading screens. Nagging girl bosses. NPC’s hanging from the ceiling by their necks like they tried to Epstein themselves. The list goes on and on… and you chose to do this. Golly gee, don’t want to offend a billion dollar corporation. Goodness no.

This channel is the soymilk of comedy.

Feels like something I’d watch on adult swim at like 12am 😂😂

😂

I would have used my persuasion skills against the crimson fleet pirates, it would have been easier. 😂

FIrst bethesda game that bored me after only 90 hours. such a shame. I don’t think I’ll replay it.

I’m so glad this popped back up, I tried watching this a few weeks ago and got busy, my phone didn’t save the video lol. This was stupidly funny 😭😂

Mother in law’s tounge actually creates a shit ton of oxygen

epic greatness!

thats a nice paycheck you surely deserve it well done

It’s kind of sad that the NPCs in this video have more personality than the Insurance company middle managers you encounter in the game.

Freestar collective npc: That’s the most succulent ship i’ve ever seen

Please do a video of an NPCs perspective when the player goes on a killing spree. If I was an NPC in Diamond City, I would be hiding in the bushes while the town gets mowed down.

So glad to see that I wasn’t the only one who collected every succulent they came a cross and put them on every surface of their ship.

this is better tahn the game

This was fantastic! The only thing I can criticise is that the loading bay doors opened much faster here than in the real game.

dam those animations are even better then starfield!

I just wanted the attention XD

ROFL

If only the game was this entertaining….

“Oh my god that can happen??!” :-S lol

it’s joel from rpg game

I can’t.. like unsee that they’re all wearing a yellow thong.

I feel called out about my plant collection 😅

This is super funny video 😂pls make more

The impact driver. The freakin’ impact driver.

Man. This video was more entertaining than all of Starfield. GG Joel. Collect that paycheck! BUT YO DON’T BUY STARFIELD FRIENDS, THAT GAME IS TRASH!

Where are the loading screens?

please make a movie,

The glitching is so accurate 😂😂

Hilarious 😂

I really loved this

This video is the best thing to come out of starfield

You could so easily go with this on a full time scale. It would no doubt sale better than the game!

I just wish my succulents didn’t all go to cargo every time I modify my ship 🙁

This was pure comedy gold. Especially because I just started the game and I too found myself drawn to collecting succulents… what is wrong with us?

This is great😂

It would be funny if it wouldn’t crash

convincing…. im intrigued

I’m so proud of you dude. Good work 👍

Succulents huh! It makes a change from Sweet Rolls.

I love this fucking game

I love it almost as equally as oblivion, and that’s really saying something

I fr had so many succulents until I couldn’t place them where I wanted 🥲🥲🥲

I need a tutorial so I can make rimworld montages with this style

“Oh my god, that can happen??” 😂

“SIR!…….. more succulents over here” 😂

Nice

It’s like a 1:1 recreation of the game

I wish my dewalt drill was a gun lmao

Dont ask me why, but ive been collecting succulents in my ship ever since i saw this

I’ve watched this a hundred times now, its still beautiful

After watching this I surreptitiously sequestered several succulents successfully storing said succulants stolen from several sources stashed in my ships storage, and several surfaces in the surrounding ship.

SIIIR 😀

I haven’t even played the game yet I know this was perfect.

This had me rolling dude. Holy shit is this good.

I am so glad Microsoft got greedy and kept this as an XBOX exclusive. I speak on behalf of all Playstation owners…Thank you for saving us $70. *continues playing Baulders Gate 3*

Spot on

Все хорошо, это нормально. Я не видал обшибк

Please, i need more of this.😂😂😂😂

Whats wrong with the quality of the clothes…

never listen to the old man. they are greedy and their age means they are closer to death and will take risky chances

Heh. He’s holding a drill as a gun. My kinda style.

The first time I found one I had the urge to collect all I found, but I fought the urge. I did place that first one in a seat on my ship though.

You know I never get Tired of watching this shit l o l

Thanks for this one guys

Nah, he’s dead. That’s the sound a dead guy makes… nothing.

I need more starfield videos…so good 😂

This is what made me buy Starfield

This is literally 9/10 starfield experiences, should be posted on the store page along with screen shots of gameplay, so you know what to expect.

“OMG, THAT CAN HAPPEN?” 😂

How does this poorly written, not funny, not even remotely interesting drivel have 2.1m views? The Future is doomed.

adoring fan is so hilarious
most ride or die companion too