
STARFIELD A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME With No Exploits – Can You Beat Starfield Unarmed Only Challenge
Welcome to the world of Starfield with The Spiffing Brit! In this gameplay video, Todd showcases a unique and challenging playstyle by going completely unarmed. Watch as he takes on enemies using only his fists, delivering devastating blows that will leave you in awe. Prepare to be amazed by the incredible combat skills and slow paced nightmare that is the exciting adventures in Starfield unarmed! So lets see if Starfield is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if perhaps todd has left in some bugs glitches and features for us to use.
Starfield description: From the creators of Fallout 4 and Skyrim comes the next Bethesda AAA Game release in the form of the space rpg starfield! It was announced during Bethesda’s E3 presentation in 2018. The game takes place in a space-themed setting, and is the first new intellectual property developed by Bethesda in 29 years and finally it is here! Today we will follow the adventure of reanu keeves a space adventurer on a quest to become the most overpowered character in starfield. We will see if its possible to bring back the skyrim stealth archer build in a brand new starfield build and see if we can stack modifiers, bugs and dupes to exploit the game so lets see what we can do!
CHAPTERS
00:00 – Intro
01:36 – Our first fight!
04:27 – Taking down Brogan
06:22 – Wall Hacks!
10:05 – Dealing with the bank robbers
12:58 – Fists vs. Robots
17:31 – Red Mile World Record!
21:14 – Can kill what you cant catch!
22:34 – Fighting Paxton Hull
25:50 – Destroying the Megacapitalists!
27.29 – Outro & THanks for Watching!
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*Welcome to the most underpowered overpowered build imaginable!*
p.s. Bethesda removed some of the trader chests so now I am very annoyed
Also reasons why unarmed sucks:
– Does Not Scale With level
– Is not buffed by other equipment
– Is only buffed by 2 meds
– Is Very Slow
– Has no weight or impact
– The Lowest DPS in the entire game
– Enemies will runaway constantly (Unlike in skyrim)
– Requires you to break every other aspect of the game to make it viable
If never become a burglar and wanna rob Tod Howard’s house, I know where I need to look to find his valuables.
Ahh, of course, the Count of Monty Fisto
Fallout 2, I created a melee build who one shot the final boss, and could explode people with ‘ONE PUNCH!’
I don’t understand the hate this game gets, it is legitimately just sci-fi skyrim lol
people acted like it was meant to be better when bethesda has down nothing any better than this
When are we going to get another Starfield video?
I want to see one with Shattered Space?
Can you beat Shattered Space with only your Fists? With only the Mining Laser? With only Skyrim Shouts?
The Kirby theme is fitting, considering the rate at which you need consumables.
That character is Mr. Chirbleborble Cheese’s brother.
Takes me forever to get that mk1 armor and he just runs up to it and yoink, da funk
Fruity Nigel Thornberry, I love him
Starfield = oblivion in space
And for the Skyrim/ Fallout comparisons
Fallout = oblivion with guns
Skyrim = oblivion with dragons
No bribe… bribed with a ship to do the FreeStar bidding.
I looked for pacifist run but this will do😅😂
Day 60 of asking spiff to release an unedited video as members only content so we can see how the sausage is made.
It should be absolutely impossible to fight robots or anyone in armor without needing something to assist you and it would make it more immersive. For robots you could just get power fist like fallout but it would work also gor armor clad villains you could use the ..
Power fist from fallout lol “it just works” Toddamus Howarducks
Dude, I finally subbed to your channel after that character. THAT CHARACTER. I haven’t laughed like that in a while. 😀
I enjoy your gamestyle because I have spent probably one billion hours jumping at walls in Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, etc etc and this has saved me so much time, I look at every single solitary game as, hey, you forgot to code that in? Too bad
I actually know a guy AND a girl who look like spiff’s character 😂
I wish there was a way to do the forward boost on console.
I liked this video over a year ago. I still havent been fisted yet!!
WTF!?!??
Well, that’s ridiculous. Give a tree for fist fighting, but fists are basically useless regardless. What a waste of a tree.
You make him a red head and i went to school with that guy…
Looks just like the average bloke.
And wow, they still do the chests under the ground for the vendor inventory. Okay, i understand why. But in Skyrim it was only one chest that was accessible (and yes, other vendors also have them, but they are out of range), now all of them are.
The cursed kuwabara looking character is perfect 👌
Your character made my eyes bleed. Five stars.
I miss Mitten Squad 😢
Oh boy, this game is next level trash. Thanks for showcasing it’s horrible state!
Playing the game on easy 😂😂😂
The most powerful enemy disabler: the scene load!
I speak for the trees ahh mustache
Why does Count Fisto look like Kevin Bacon in Copcar lmao
You know a game is really good when spif cuts out a massive part of his playthrough.
RUNESCAPE MUSIC YES
The Red Mile is dead easy.
You don’t even need to fight anything here.
Just jump and run to the button.
Press it, run back.
I did it at a low level without drugs.
Horton saw a ….. what.
bethesda thinks punching is slower than swinging a warhammer
You do so little damage, and have to avoid so much combat. Its practically a pacifist run.
ah yes no exploits and a cup of tea cheers from denmark
The mii music whilst on the character select screen 🤣
LOL HE LOOKS LIKE THE LORAX!!
55000 of you want to get fis…. damn 🤣
0:47 This guy tried selling me a Jaguar car once.
What a horrible game omg lol
Fisting your way across the universes it a fine way to win a game.
Great work!
🎉
Spiff
– joins the americans
– fists people
– refuses a bribe
– leaves.
did he even beat the game lmaoooo!? didnt he just beat the Rangers questline and thats it or maybe this game is so bad i missed it all
If I can kill everyone in a planet with just a combat knife you can surely kill the game with just your fists!
The running forward booster used running the red mile reminds me of how I play armor core. Tweak out your mech for max boost and run Thur the level
Didn’t exactly try to make it powerful did you? the 10x from sneak makes it work. is it comparable to guns? hell no – but, you can do better than the entertainment shown in this video.
Nice to see that in 2024 Bethesda still has merchant chests easily accesible through simple glitches that are intractable for the player to easily grab! Skyrim came out in 2011 by the way…
This reminds me of playing Fallout 2, rushing enclave power armor and then punching deathclaws
Man, what an ugly ass UI this game has. We went from constellations as a skill tree to some coloured boxes
Missed opportunity to name him “the count of monte fisto”
15:08 „GaEmPaLay“
Fisto from new vegas would be proud 😂😂😂
to bad they patched out the chest steal
It is kinda baffling to have support for unarmed combat but have it be so bad. Like, I dunno. Elden Ring technically lets you punch enemies, but like, it makes no pretenses that this is a good or viable idea. It just lets you swing your fists for immersion’s sake and also trying to beat god to death with your fists is about is effective as you might expect.
But Starfield has a whole skill tree for it and yet it just _sucks ass._
Tbf, I think not having unarmed combat be good is better for games in general because letting players opt out of equipment is always going to be difficult to balance and remove a significant gameplay element, but then just don’t give it a skill tree!
You can’t slice enemies in half in starfield.
“That’s not enjoyable gameplay.” Wrong. It’s exactly how Todd wanted it to work and it’s actually very enjoyable. If you felt it wasn’t enjoyable maybe this great game is just too different from their other games.
good video bro
The only glitch or exploit I was disappointed that they patched was not letting us steal the Constellation space suit from the basement at the start of the game… that sucked worse to me than not letting us steal all of the gear and credits from vendor chests.
It’s almost as if you’re NOT SUPPOSED to use melee in a game with Lasers and spaceships.
holy tea sipping Jesus spiff didn’t onetap every enemy in the game all at once. that playstyle really is awful
I mean… if it was viable, why have weapons?
lol good to see that using block to animation cancel is still a thing. That’s been in bethsoft games since Oblivion.
In defense of TODD, fist melee shouldn’t make any actual sense to be optimal in sci-fi space battles. They reasoned a similar thing for why planets are empty too I think. Classic TODD.
I punch it!
-Brick
The great Todd Howard made a gameplay decision that was suboptimal?!? Blasphemy.
Does 1 exploit, then plays the game for several hours without anything unbalanced…
Why does the boxing tree even exist if it’s so tame? It barely work while using an exploit
with all the barrels being punched, Fisto would look like a giant piece of beef jerky considering the 100 percent 3rd degree burns to his body! LOL
why do you glitch under the map and pop up by a tree just like skyrim this shit is rigged by Tod Howard
pro-paaaaane punch!!!!!
He makes me think of a stretched out Lorax.
In an ironic, meta kind of way, it turns out that unarmed combat against a robot is a terrible idea. Here’s the question that will fry your noodle… feature or bug 😏🤔… funny how the *melee build* ultimately became a *running build*
Todd HOWard, did you make it that you can stun a Turret 😂
Im so glad this fine gentleman can at least initially understand the joy of ignoring common sense and chosing the power of paunch in a sci-fi setting
I love what they were trying to do with Starfield, but…
Man, they really screwed up the fundamentals. The DLC doesn’t look very promising mechanics-wise, either.
Star Field is not a partfect game at all. However, a positive thing I can say is that the rewards for faction quests were usually awesome. The Star Eagle ship is one of the best mid-weights in the game, the UC quest gives you sick looking armor and a minigun, that one corporation basically gives you the ability to win persuasion checks automatically and a unique stealth suit. These rewards felt impactful compared to Skyrim or Fallout 4, where you basically just got some money, or were made a leader with no tangible benefits aside from getting procedurally generated fetch quests.
My monk build in oblivion is crying right now 😂
Pretty sure you can board ships in the tutorial
Yo, that character look like someone who works at sweet baby inc
The unarmed build that’s actually 100% Arms
SAXTON HALL INN SPACE!!!!!!
WHERE. IS. MY. FIST?
I like how the meme with BGS fans has become every nonsense design decision is intentional and blamed on Todd.
That Moustache gives big “I am the Lorax” vibes
still liked
Got welcomed back to starfield sooo many times
Abusing food and drinks helps with the o2 problem
I would like it but I dont feel quite acquainted with Mr. Fisto just yet.
can i get the name of the theme that is playing here 20:45
you go pummel fist you go 👊😂👍
Is that the Lorax?? 😮
It’s just weird that the game lacks any fist weapons at all. Surely bethesda would realise by now that people enjoy going punchy.
Sigh, very disappointing.
Rest in peace to the first 10k people that liked this video
I don’t know what it is, but the model s robots always make me jump, and the weirdest thing is, I made my Vasco a model S 😂
The fact that you even tried playing this 9/10 masterpiece is commendable.
This game is fucking awful. I’m sorry to everyone who likes it, but man, more I watch it, more I hate it. Good video tho (as always), nice tea.
I love the idea of a man, high out of his mind on all the drugs he can scavenge, slowly punching metal mechanical beasts to death. Somehow. Punching them into the ground at that lmao.
The Lorax in space
I feel like unarmed shouldn’t be good in a sci-fi game… Really, most games actually.
the one thing im really wondering is why they did this bullshit when they couldve spent the time and effort on es6, which is what everyone actually wanted. nobody even asked for this
im so glad i didnt buy into the hype, this looks so boring from the videos ive seen
I was just thinking 😂😂can u imagine if spiff actually did the e3 announcement gameplay
U hear tod Howard say it just works
And then u see this 😂😂😂
What u want to do do is skip all this blah blah blah take this jump block and phase the wall 😂
Rather than being able to shot the boss with a sniper thank u todd im godd to use a jet pack to skip the building and just beat the boss 😂😂
Im 5 minutes in roughly i think this would of been brilliant
Only Spiff could turn Stanfield into *Dark Souls in Space*
i didn’t know the like and dislike lit up during the video
it somehow spooked me
Love the content as always spiff but don’t waste your time with Starfield. That is such a boring recycled product. It’s a game that you instantaneously remember playing 20+ years ago. It’s the same design philosophy and mechanic implementation, regurgitated over and over and over.
A system that was fine for its time when games were at that standard to decades ago. But we have long surpassed that standard over the past decade, proven by competitors with lesser means that have far surpassed, Starfield in results.
Todd and the multi billion dollar company of Bethesda are continuing with the same pattern of the same design philosophy in the same mechanic implementation that is boring and outdated, and unbelievable from the same game engine that should no longer exist relying on modders to come in and remove or add content to make it enjoyable for those who stick around and excuse the bullshit results that the multi billion dollar company puts out.
Elder scrolls six will be more of the same shit unless Starfield fails epically, and the message is clearly sent by its own player Bass to wake the fuck up because this shit is not going to fly anymore. And the only way to do that is to make sure Starfield is getting no access to eyeballs and wallets . That’s when you see changes in making and priorities occurring. If that message isn’t sent loudly and clearly enough… It’s just gonna be more of the same disappointment.
Not gonna lie, when i learned the vendor chest exploits were patched, i uninstalled the game from my xbox. There’s nothing here to explore
I have a confession to make… I am so genuinely uninterested in Starfield (or any other Bethesda open world game they create until they finally ditch that ridiculous, janky game engine that always breaks) that Spiff’s videos are the only way I’m ever going to enjoy it.
Haha. So realistic fisticuffs.
I am more into pal type games, but this content is good!
Count of MonteFisto was right there.
So annoyed you didnt call him Count Fistula.
8:50 how did you get that suit? The display is locked, even for a constellation member
I can’t wait until there is a fist mod for your ships! 🤣
Your character looks like the punk haired kid from Cobra Kai
“Look, someone beat our game using only fists!” “… why?”
Literally Skyrim in space, bugs, exploits and all
This is not an unarmed playthrough. You used an axe to glitch through walls!
I had hopes for starfield it’s a shame even with mods on pc it’s a junky mess that’s not even worth your time coding to fix the 9 million script errors
I also wondered if someone would try to beat the game with only fists. Shame I only just now found this video, prolly would’ve made my time grinding through NG+’s a bit better. I haven’t played in a month or so but I think I was around NG+5
to be fair if you destroyed the overlevelled 4m tall robot with 5 punches it also wouldn’t be very realistic 😛
The character he created killed me omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you use personal atmosphere you don’t have to worry about O2
Sorry, I love your content but hate Starfield. I cant watch this or any other Starfield videos if you decide to put more out.
There are some glitches that were present back in oblivion such as blocking and punching and the glitch with chest merchants was there in dawnstar too……perfectly balanced
That dude in the 45min starfield deep dive who said he liked punching everything in his playthrough can’t be trusted.
7:47 it is a crying shame that a British man would simply leave 9 pieces of cheese just sitting there unattended
He did the red mile in under 6 parsecs!?
So… when you punch a explosive barrel, that is basically Mr. Satan signature attack Dynamite Punch?
I imagine the tutorial, you were punching the ‘Fire weapons” button. It counts.
0:47 chicken little.
sounds like we need to mod in the power fist.
The number of people in these comments complaining that fists aren’t as powerful as future guns, lol.
Just opened the vid and heard the offer….
I am crying from laughter 😂
When you say fisted into *oblivion…* could the Count possibly mean *Oblivion?*
that looked like bart simpsons
did it really say fist calvary
“Count fisto” is crazyy 💀
9:46 Holy shit, as he said “the first 10k people to like this video”, the actual like button lit up under the video player
I don’t think I’ve ever seen this feature before. Wonder if this website has other surprising features like that
Hey @thespiffingbrit — here’s a Starfield challenge for you. Make a character with the empath trait, take on Sarah Morgan as a follower, and do some full faction quest. This whole time, trigger the “Sarah Morgan dislikes that” event as many times as possible — which I learned as an empath, gives you debuffs, which are stackable if she disapproves of multiple things. Try the Ryujin faction. She’ll disapprove of quite a lot. But here’s where it’s really a challenge. It’s like stringing someone along. You have to get her to dislike virtually everything you do without actually quitting as a follower. Oh, and here’s a bonus. One of the Ryujin main NPCs is a tea drinker and hates coffee.
Yes fisto, I earned it
DENTAL APPOINTMENT!!!
The random Kirby music freaked me out! It’s my ring tone!
So, Todd made an entire skill tree for fisticuffs. But the only way to do more damage is to power attack and eventually discover a glitch to make you power attack faster. Games from 2003 have better unarmed mechanics. Where- oh, if you fight demons with no weapon as an acolyte of the Church, you do more damage. Enough damage for a viable build, because a mace would be too slow and a good mace would need a high level. So you just punch the heck out of small demons. And when you updank to a monk, you can do combo moves. Try hard enough and at the end of your combo, you just do 1300% damage. And if that’s not enough, use all your remaining mana to delete all but the bossiest of bosses. And that’s before the knuckle dusters come on. That’s before the demons get to witness the power of the drunken fist, which is a kung-fu legend turned into an actual ITEM.
We need outlaw star spaceship hands so we can fist fight space ships
Fisting is 300 bucks
He casts *FIST*
Tell me Count Fisto’s first name is Monty
shitting brit
real missed opportunity to call him the count of monte fisto
23:40
“COME TO ME MEN”
-Spiff 2023
“Not enjoyable gameplay” -spiffing Brit.
Couldn’t of said it better myself.
They advertised unarmed combat in their reveal. Let that sink in.
Starfield:
Goyslop
Now I need a Kirby music mod in fighting scenes.
So did you beat the game? No? Then why clickbaet you mofo
17:21–Watching that fight was an absolute pleasure: when I was young, the older girls used this “I’m a girl, so you can’t hit back” balderdash when _they_ were abusive and the excuse usually worked with the adults! Times _have_ changed for the better!
Every time you mention Count Fisto’s name, my eyes are drawn to the Masters of the Universe Fisto figures on my shelf. Yes, plural. Ive refurbished some vintage Fistos. I know: it’s eccentric.
Are you boxing following Queensbury Rules?
Anyone else have “Jump Around” by the House of Pain playing in their head?
When I started gaming I used a green screen Ms-Dos PC and now I game with my kids I have played everything and I keep running in to teens and kids that keep searching for a fantasy of a game that is balanced and fair to which I say if games were made fair and balanced they would all be boring and bland people. A game is challenging so it does not feel like another just get over it some games are challenging and it’s been like that since before you were born
I’d love to see you come back to this with some of the later perks available to you for melee. This was fun.
That mustache looks like a beak.
Lmao! Love this guy. He’s the only youtuber I know that can make a half hour feel like 7 to 10 minutes. Time flies when you’re having fun!
I bet Count Fisto is from Monte Fisto
7:57 I jumped in that little room once, there was an npc that he told me about his wife then vanished then I realized I was stuck
1:28 okay 1… 2… im done
Obviously, drinking tea while typing this ! Wow, what a sad looking and playing game . Was fun to watch though keep up the good work .
P.S drink Ringtons tea 🍵 😋 it’s better .
If Toddy Boy wanted the Ron Hope twist to _Actually Be A Twitst_ then they should’nt have had fucking _Sheogorath, Prince of the Realms of Madness_ voice his character, lmao.
Who would have thought that punching your way through star wars would be difficult…
He looks like Linus Tech
7:40 that punch was worse than any pirate hits lmao
I think ninja would be workable. There are perks to make you pretty much invisible and multiply your melee damage by silly amounts for 1 hit kills.
First – I truly enjoy your videos – extremely fun and polished delivery! Second – despite your near brilliant attempt at persuading me otherwise, I’m not really sure I think that proving that unarmed combat is a much slower slog in terms of killing your enemies compared with using the moderate array of lethal weapons available is a reasonable point. Third – i do agree that the ability to maximize this approach should be coupled with more dynamic fighting animation patterns and perhaps options with investment in martial arts leading to use of kicks, and increases in overall attack speed. Fourth – absolutely these attacks should have some scaling with level.
Perhaps they could also add a way to customize your unarmed attacks so that you get a few different options that you can use that would appear as separate weapons which you could then use the favorite key to place in your hotbar. For instance, if each tier of martial arts gave you 3 new martial weapon attacks that then appeared permanently in your inventory as weapons you could place in this manner, it would let you customize your martial arts character nicely. The 3 options might include “rapid punch”, “snap kick”, “submission hold” [tier 1], “elbow strike”, “flying kick”, “eye strike” [tier 2], “karate chop”, etc, etc With clear information as to the attack speed, damage, perhaps range or special effects for each. THAT would make martial arts a fun thing to take to offer close combat options for many builds…. Thanks for the fun and the inspiration! JW
Making you miserable, it just works. Punches are boring anyway, unless a God does them like the majestic sausage that is Reanu Keeves
0:48 if this man were slightly more green he’d be a githyanki
10:37 at this point they are doing it on purpose.
good
How does this work on a Flat Earth?
I hear he’s programmed for your pleasure. Assume the position.
Some awesome video
Wow great job
Amazing🎉
It was only a matter of time before Spiff broke the game
Good
Excellent
Alien DNA… fitting, character looks like a Githyanki Punk Rocker.
❤❤❤❤❤
Good video nice time
i love this vedio
Great work bro. Just keep going. Always be with you.
I love this video
I never thought we’d see the day that Sir Spiffing of Brit gives his own personal god less than 5 stars and join the US – in the same movie -.
What next, you’re James Bond’s secret offspring?
Very good 👍
the doom music at 11:30 make this a thousands times better
@thespiffingbrit They patched it! we need the master exploiter to do a update video! you can still wall glitch the chests are MIA across the board now
11:04 new subscriber alert for RT Game
I like this video
Wow it’s awesome
The secret to a really great melle build in this game.I like this.
Whatever happens, take responsibility.
👍👍
I did my first playthrough as unarmed and had a lot of fun, but I used the sneak attack mechanics to do a lot more damage with the punches. worked out great!
Count of Monte Fisto
That’s an pre mandela effected British flag at 0:36
Spiff mad that fisting in Starfield isn’t Perfectly Balanced™.
13:37 first fisting exploit
👍
Paxton Hull <<<<<< Saxton Hale
Just watching gameplay of this makes me feel tired…
👍👍👍
half unarmed half pacifist but not really
It’s soo good👍
I don’t have access to the game right now, but does introvert perk work for 40% dmg buff? Also, concealment is mega strong.
I love how Howard did the same mistake again after 10 years.this guy will never learn to hide chests
I found a long range coachman early on and have been using this sniper shotgun the whole time. Its absurdly op
I keep hearing “Freestyle Rangers” which sounds like a sick dance crew
Can somebody explain a non english speaker what “splendet stuff” means? (the german translation doesnt make the most sense (splendent)) just descripe it in english what it means im 27 and back at schoool so this is a question helping me with my english class 🙂
23:16 Wait, are they called “The First” or “The Fist”?
Just like a Torque Shotgun from Borderlands 2. Awesome
I love perfectly balanced game
EM damage stuns enemies UNTIL you attack them again, which is why it seemed to (and did) suck against the robots.
You suffer so we don’t have to. Thank-you for your sacrifice.
It would be cool if while blocking you could do a jab.
There’s a hack that involves using the husbandry module in an outpost. I’m hoping you’ll cover that next, I’m very curious how it works.
Starfield is a collection of plot holes held together by exploits and loading screens. Any similarity to actual science-fiction is purely coincidental.
Yorkshire Tea is amazing. I’m taking a break from Starfield until they patch the Home Ship Disappearing bug; I can’t progress the Freestar quests or All the Money can Buy without ship vanishing.
Lol dude looks like the snorlax
Fun….
That’s how Super Mutant Suiciders got their start; running at foes carrying a gas canister and punching it
Super hit
Perfect concentration
Great fun as always. Maybe rename him The Count of MontyFisto, or Count of EatMyFisto?? Maybe??
Count fisto definitely voted for joe biden and is happy with that decision
Play the front
It’s funny how every Bethesda game manages to have a stealth archerish build that is overpowered.
I always wondered if an unarmed build is viable in Starfield and this vid help me solve that riddle. Thanks uh…Spiff I gues.🤣
Is count fisto lazarbeam
The only reason I don’t buy starfield is because I LOVE medieval rpg games
I don’t see loading screens, what hack did you use to accomplish that?
That one guy who figures out how to abuse Unarmed on your server: “Hello there Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Minecraft”
Hey Spiff, when are you going to do an exploit video of Sid Meier’s Starships?
Upgrade armor to increase melee damage, level up stealth and concealment along with boxing, neurostrikes, and martial arts. You REALLY start to bully NPCs
will we get a fork run in starfield in the future? maybe a spoon run?
The barrel strategy is a legit strategy in starfield? seems effective.
Count Fisto sounds like a character from a porno spoof of Sesame Street
I love this video.
Severely disappointed that Spiff didn’t use his fists to defeat ships in space
i spat my tea when you just interact with the shop’s chest under the ground like nothing
Very nice
how come u still didnt do ac mirage?
Our favorite beta tester is testing Starfield.
I can’t believe you missed a leveling exploit!! Forget killing things to level. Just head to Bessel III-b and make an outpost in the correct location. Then make unlimited adaptive frames and isocentered magnets to level as much as you want. Then you can sell them (which takes forever) or you waddle out into the desert and drop the 250,000kg of frames and magnets you’re carrying.
Star field:monk edition
How did you beat the baddies?
Well I used my fist and fisted them to death.
You did what?
I killed them with my fists!
Didn’t they have guns and explosive barrels and all that shit?
Yes the explosive barrel of course! My best friend indeed. Just carry it over to your enemies and let it blow up in your arms. It kills them even better than my fists.
And the damage you take???
Nothing a dozen medpacks can fix.
……..
Duplicate grand soul gem. Make chameleon rings, neckless, shoes, pants, shirt and boom 100% or more chameleon makes this game so much more fun and easy…add a nighteye/cat vision item or spell and you are good to go.
I believe the chests have been patched but other then that damn these are insane 😂
The amount that would be gained by just idk giving us fist weapons???? I don’t understand why they decided that uanrmed should be just us smacking folks with our pressurized space suit that keeps the delicious life-giving oxygen in and the toxic corrosive poison atmosphere out – risking a suit rupture with every punch against sharp pirate armour and spikey space scorpion carapaces – without giving us some like specialized fisting technology? Why is Fallout the only Bethesda title in which they are willing to give us legitimate fist weapons? Like why aren’t there even unarmed damage boosting suit mods at least?
It’s absurd to me that Bethesda chose to patch the chests BEFORE fixing game breaking bugs and performance issues, IMO it seems like bugs and performance would’ve been higher on the priority list but what do I know
Very good 💯
Nice video
Count Fisto kinda looks like that dude that played Hawk in Cobra Kai
Great video
How fitting… I just returned from France; too much perfume is common there… smoking is public and common. Also from the smell… urinating on the streets is the norm.
buhuhuhu they fixed the puddle glitch
Bugthesda delivers yet again 🙂
These an opportunity for a MOD! When knock out bring up a Coup de grâce (execute to ease sufferingo of the victim) of a knocked out Pc or Npc
It should be an option in the original game 🤔?!
Love your videos. I am hoping for 12 years of Starfield videos so keep em coming
When i ran the red mile i used the boost pack and jump in the air a flew to the center.
Space 🌌 boxing game
Good video nice time
Verygood
Count of Monte Fisto
i mean, honestly y’all, its pretty realistic that choosing to punch your way through space, against animals with sharp teeth, and baddies with guns and knives, and highly advanced metal robots, isn’t actually a smart path to take.
I almost peed myself when ron hope spoke to me 😂😂 i was like “you absolutely are the bad guy that’s hilarious” hearing lucien lachance again was great. I killed him this time.
Starfield isn’t for me and I wasn’t really watching this until the very very end when Spiff tells it like it is. You go Spiff! 4.5 bribes out of 5
Sort of the opposite of Daggerfall, where you could create a whole bunch of magic items to boost your hand-to-hand to around 200, at which point your fists were doing twice as much damage as the daedric dai-katana.
Now Box a Terrormorph!
Count Fisto is going to fist people into Oblivion?
Why Oblivion specifically? Morrowind and Skyrim are both good options too.
I saw the game. Heard a friend talking about it. Read up on the perks and how they make play styles. And chose this same build before it was cool.
try and break war selection
Very funny 😂
Do a run with only the cutter the laser skill tier 4 makes the cutter the highest dps weapon in the game due to it being able to stack the fire effect extremely fast
I thought they got rid of those chest 😂 I guess the vid I watched was a meme
nice video
Reminds me of Fallout 2’s final battle with Secret Service Agent Frank Horrigan. You could stun lock him most turns, but he was immune to hand to hand damage. Only way I could kill him was via the Human Anatomy perk’s plus five HP bonus damage with each punch. It took a very long time. He had a lot of HP.
you missed that exploit where you select your healing items onto favorites and don’t need to go into the inventory
The fact that Spiff did this whole video without figuring out how to quick-use aid items is impressive to me.
is it possible to play as a necromancer in starfield
and use self replicatin nano machine clouds
to turn hostiles into zombies
I’m among those people who’s hoping that one day they will fix the game and it will be playable for the rest of us. But has it stands? My game crashes every 5 minutes and is unplayable
This game came out this year for goodness sake! How are people already finding exploitable glitches lol.
Thumps up
starfield is not the best rpg game from bethesda if there are only so much things to do in the game.. its too linear, not much of open world or sandbox like in eso.. for what? just to compete with no man sky or star citizen?
Amazing video
I feel like Bethesda is going to use you as a troubleshooter for this game and future games, you seem to find all of the “bugs”.
1:24
Not…
“Count of Monte Fisto”?
🤔
I triple liked this video…. can’t wait for my visit
I can’t believe an exploit from Oblivion made it all the way to Starfield. My guess is your fists use the same system as they used for casting spells 😆
i just want the FIST !
Chance missed to name him “Count of Monte Fisto”.
what no reanu keeves.
Next, you should beat the whole game as count fisto 😂
Get lazy and didn’t finish the build eh?
joins the Americans, doesn’t use guns.
Do the Freestyle Rangers even rap?
I have a great idea for you. I was in the middle of saving a miner on a settlement when i came across a easy ship to steal. I took the ship and sold it and i still have the miner following me through ever mission. So the question is, how many people can you agree to save and just take back to your ship as followers?? you could potentially have an army everywhere you go…
I hear u like Palastine
welp, I’m not among first 10k likes
Spaceship combat is using guns; downvoted. 😉
I see you with the BestGuest mustache
The eyes of the HOPE TECH guy looking like Tiber Septims eyes in Oblivion
Classic Tod^^
Sometimes I wonder why I, mostly french, am watching this chanel.
Oh right. I hate french too.
Getting Starfield to run at all seems like an exploit
It was good
This game looks so much like every single Bethesda game in the last 2 decades
I mean you gotta take into account how realistic the punching scale is, though.
Like fists will never be better than knives and guns IRL, and maybe Todd just wanted to sprinkle in a little realism this time
You made your character look wired ok but was such embarrassing hair style needed
At this point Devs should give spiff early access to their games and let him bug hunt for them, clearly their QA team sucks ass.
Todd should add a perk called, “Yorkshire Teabag.”
Exploits in Starfield is basically limited to stealing from merchants through terrain, so Spiff has to actually play the game to become powerful…which seems like the point.
Theres this guy on instagram who posts so called “mental health awareness” content and he looks like this character
The best way to beat this game with your bare fists is by buying a better computer
👍👍👍
😮
Bethesda’s first new universe in over 25 years (they even brag about this for some reason), and it’s this mediocre (on top of buggy).
You can punch open a 20cm door lock before learning boxing, but cannot one punch those men to death as a kickboxing master, what is this game?!
You can bypass any and all robots by locating the box they are stored in accessing the computer and updating friend/foe status, they all stop attacking you
The other “class” that starts with jetpack is Bounty Hunter, and its overall better, for a normal run (vs one done for the lulz and YouTube cash, of course).
SPACE FALLOUT SUCKS.. A THOUSAND TIMES LARGER
So glad I wasn’t in the first 10,000 to like the video.
Good
Sad I wasn’t one of the first 10k likes
1,000,000 punch man
Such a nice video uploaded…
Why are people completely overlooking drugs? Take some amp and battle stims, etc and I bet you punching will do even more damage. There are melee drugs, too Some drugs even increase your oxygen. People seem to be forgetting that entire feature, it’s always been an important thing in Bethesda games if you want to use special builds
i’m pretty sure they patched the mud puddle exploit a week or so ago
👍🏻
I know it’s probably not possible. But I know you are an expert at playing games and the way I like to. There’s a troublesome game I always seem to find myself never knowing what to do. This war of mine, that the title name. Idk if you do have footage somewhere but I searched. So I’d assume not haha.
Dammit, I wasn’t one of the first 10k
A sad day it is
The red mile felt so underwhelming, meh enemies of all one type and not very long and just too easy
Test
For anyone wondering: None of these glitch tricks or chest in puddle tricks work anymore, they were patched out on PC before this video even dropped.
I’m after 10000 so hopefully Count Fisto has better things to do.
Has anyone tried making an exploding shotgun? It hits a little hard.
10:36 I’m pretty sure the 3 or 4 chests I knew about in this little area have been patched sadly
Holy shit you broke the door pins with ur fists instead of using a cutter i didn’t know that was possible awesome
Is crazy to be a ganster member on the moon with gun and shit and a guy come and pantch you to death. John wick the star boy xD
Should have named him John L. Sullivan.
The game doesn’t allow you to punch enemy ships to death in space during the tutorial? I am horribly disappointed and shall have to continue playing Starpoint Gemini Warlords, which does allow you to punch enemy spaceships to death in the tutorial (it’s a little more effective than punching things in Starfield too… probably because you’re punching with a spaceship instead of a human fist).
It will always shock me just how incredibly bad Bethesda is at game balance despite having the resources of a AAA game studio and decades of experience making a very specific genre of game
Taking just one peek at any of the Skyrim perk overhaul mods really drives the point home lmfao
Lovely stuff! 👍🫶
Current fucking day!
I suppose others have said so but no chests anymore so using old glitches so ok but 🤷🏻♂️😂
Ofc you can lol you can upgrade your unarmed damage through the perks. Hardly a challenge 💀💀
I was somewhere around the 37k like mark and fisto visited me. He’s still spreading his fishing charms well passed the 10k that Spiff promised
This way of playing is only slightly more boring than playing it the standard way.
Congrats Spiff, you made a Githyanki. Are you sure this wasn’t BG3??
100 Hours and I haven’t seen before, that those red doors have cutable bolts….
“you’ve got to die friend”
Why yes, glorious balance
what makes me a grump is that you can’t have a v 1 of the game you have to update and even if you have the disk you have to update. (as far as i know)
Your main character looks like Frank Grillo if he went through like 3 years of chemotherapy and feel in with some Vengaboys.
You can say it’s weak and underpowered, but if I see a mixed martial artist – who looks like that – running at me with a propane tank, I’m not going to feel very safe
I just can’t take this bloated indie game, its makers, and Todd’s boring little dreams seriously.
very nice 👍
Starfield is just generally easy as hell already. The only enemy I’ve struggled with is the terrormorph because it has attacks that I can’t dodge
I love glitch and exploit -free games
Unarmed only, but with explosions
You can beat Starfield with just your fists*
*and explosive barrels
almost all games have exploits……. kinda like saying new game has a pause menu………………….
Unarmed Only? You’re not fisting the space ships… huge dissapoint.
Might not be “enjoyable gameplay” ,Brit, but it certainly made for an enjoyable video
unfortunately bethesda have moved all the merchant chests so we cant access them anymore
I am severely disappointed by the lack of Power Fists in this game.
Glad they kept the skyrim style “features”
reminds me of knuckles in fallout 3
How do I like the video twice?
Walker the freestar ranger
So working with the pre-patch build then?
Can’t believe you didn’t use Reanu Keeves in this one.
Such an awful, disappointing game
Your ranger doesn’t need a Big Iron because he IS the Big Iron
I really love Oblivion and enjoyed Skyrim, but I do not see how people rate this game above average.
3:55 sad that you didn’t fight the space ship with your fists. Clickbait 😅😘
I feel bad for British people…
Using your ship to attack other ships renders this an “armed” run I’m afraid…
Now beat the game without a spacesuit. 😀
There is the armor melee enhancement, and food items that help with o2 usage
hearthstine dota competitive exploits pls ty
Is this Batman simulator?
If they _didn’t_ want people to snipe the pirate captain, why not have the big boss fight _inside_ the building, instead of using a cheap spawn trick?
Surely a paranoid-enough crime boss would have second guesses about standing around in the open, surrounded by rocks and other stuff that can hide snipers.
Use sneak power attacks when stuned
How is this a triple A game
god … here we go again 🤣😂
If you fast travel to somewhere in the same planets surface when your ship is about to take off, then when enemy ships land, the cargo bays dont open and noone is inside. This effect lasts until you load a save.
Why would you want this?
Starborn guardians are no longer inaccessible, and you can steal them.
Can you make a video on shivering isles in oblivion? Ty spiff
I’m impressed that your character has somehow managed to look like a gith’yanki poorly disguised as a human.
Did I just hear Kirby’s Dream Land theme at 14:59? Had to go back and check. Yes, that song really does play in the background.
congratulations…. you just created the Saxton Hale build.
I … uh… ahem… I mean…
SAXTON! *_HAAAAAAAAAALE!_*
_cue the 1969 fanfare_
Hahaha Hitler when he went out on the raz
LOVING! the music. thank you Spiff for the nostalgia trip.
You’d think they’d put in a miniaturized loader from Aliens (or at least like the one from Risk of Rain 2) to augment you physically.
But…god damn…This just seems empty.
Sadly all vendors chest are now not accessible 😥
It’s almost like bringing fists to a gunfight is a questionable strategy.
4:57 This is much easier, yes, but not necessary. you can use some pipes on the building to platform up to the roof without the jump pack.
Lol, I love the game way too much, but yeah, melee in general is trash and punching is just abysmal.
Godd Howard: 16 times the loading screens
Betesta boys: wow truly genius and ez GOTY we love you game scientist Godd Howard we bleed for you
Is this character related to Kit Fisto in any way?
7:40 Parisians actually smell because they usually don’t use deodorant
Sadly, he was not named the Count of Monte Fisto…
What I find funny is that you can still get out of bounds in most recent patch, (at least the one where the did remove all trader chests) they just removed the trader chests for some reason
Should have called him Mefisto.
I loved watching you punch silly women who thought they were tough….which tough women do exist…just not those twigs
idk if it would take mods or not, but im ready to see you do a mele-only ship build. like is ramming even a thing? massive sheild and some pointy bits up front?
You really missed an opportunity to name him Monte Fisto
Go, Go, gadget lemon squeeze!
Count isn’t his name, it’s his title. His actual name with the title is “Count Monte Fisto”.
seeing how little damage you do with all of your stats pretty much maxed for melee. this is painful. and the fact that armed melee is only like 25% better and looses some of your utility is just absurd.
spiffs naming skills are very very good
With the newest update on Xbox they got rid of the chests under the map 💀 noooo
Yes, please, on the Starfield content. Thanks, Spiff.
You know it’s the wrong kind of broken when even Spiff can’t brake it.
It’s like Spiff’s channel is dedicated to making every game a logic puzzle. Quite an achievement, but the performance enhancing effects of tea use might be cheating just a tad though.
This game is just so bad lmfao.
Lorax character
With PC mods, anything is possible
unarmed combat? not very bri’ish init
Uh… I love your content and I don’t wanna be that guy but why are you using the release build of the game? Seems a bit disingenuous since you don’t mention that at all when one of the main glitches you exploit has been patched out. (Vendor chests under the maps have been removed)
Spiff you disappoint me, how fucking dare you not name this masterpiece the Count of Monte Fisto?!
You missed a great opportunity by not naming him “The Count of Monte Fisto”.
I’ve been waiting for this videos lol
I wonder if Fatshark has like a fucking patent or something on having a reasonably enjoyable and satisfying melee combat engine in a shooter game or something. Or, more reasonably, on having a melee engine that instead of “single light attack, single heavy attack, somewhat functional block” has a list like “light attack chain, heavy attack chain(!), dynamic and useful block and shove mechanics, unique alt attack or mechanic unique to each weapon” cuz I’d love to be able to, say, hit the alt-fire key that doesn’t exist in this game (drum beat mag dump button anyone?) and switch the Var’run Painblade to a reverse grip that does less damage but attacks faster and applies bleed on every hit with a 3-hit combo ending on a blade-uppercut. Having each level of Duelist unlock more steps of each weapon’s combo along with the damage increase, same for Boxer with unarmed combos… I could think of so much.
How is abusing exploits and glitches within a MP game considered legal? I mean if using cheats to give you an advantage is wrong why is abusing exploits and glitches not seen as such.
Don’t get me wrong, single player games like Skyrim and many others that is fine… exploit glitch ect till you lose interest… but in online multiplayer games you are encouraging and promoting playing the game the way its NOT meant to be played and profiting from it. So how is this acceptable?
I’m so glad my first IRL career was an ingame choice. Yes, being a bouncer in-game, as well as IRL is awesome.
7:43 What ? Why ? French people have the reputation to smell ?
I like at the start of the video by default. Would unliking 10 minutes in save me from Count Fisto?
Your character looks like the cartuber adam lz
9:43 Wait, the vid has over 10k likes, it worked. Must be something to complex for my American to understand.
Count Fisto looks like Hawk from Cobra Kai
Thanks for taking this pain for the rest of us. godspeed
I’m guessing this is on very east difficulty.
But Spiff!
You can beat the space portion of the tutorial with punching! You could board the ships even in the tutorial and punch them into submission each ship has a crew of 2 during the tutorial battle.
I was paused at around 0:32.5 and forgot about it for a while. Came back and hit play and immediately lost The Game
Glorious 2023 standard of gaming… and glorious to watch you breaking it
this game is so boring that even spiff playthroughs are painful to watch
Thank you for always giving me a good laugh 🙂
Imagine complaining about not being able to easily murder 30 or so well equipped combat veterans with only your fists.
Rip vendor chests
He looks like Loki from the ragnarök series 😂😂
Oh no i liked the moment i started the vid. I dont want fisting!
Also super easy fix to unarmed flop… knucks that grow in power with each level in boxing. Personally would make it a special apparel thought if it were a visible weapon it would be cooler.
Fit perfect with my gangster
I feel like in this game, ‘joining America’ would be more of ‘joining the IRS’, aka doing all those sidequests for kneecapping people who welched on their debts.
Fisto from new vegas “Please presume a position”
Bro made LGBTQ Arthur from peaky blinders
Honestly, with how much combat you avoided, this build could easily be adapted into a minimum kills run.
no chest to loot when doing this expliote. either its fake or Tod was super fast in fixing it since release of this vid.
the cultivated might recognise the name fisto from a lovely game called new vegas, iirc
This measly mortal would not stand a chance against Reanu Keaves .
Should have been named Bevin Kacon
Game is mid at best. So disappointed.
I feel like a collab between spiff and fudgemuppet would result im a skyrim/starfield patch where the games would become exploitless!
Very nice indeed
I’m surprised we’re still using enemies to level.
Theres a planet in the Bessel system (i think) where you can set up an outpost that generates infinite resources really quickly, allowing you to craft adaptive frames 99 at a time.
Is crafting exp not faster this way?
Glad to see the chest exploit still works in Skyrim. Kinda weird that the Dragonborn is in space, but it’s cool
I really wished the jetpack just worked like that by default, it would make the mobility issue a non-issue.
Im currently RP a lost soul searching the stars for Tea. I’m going to hog it all, already am a quarter up on tea in the cargo. Bow and fear me for Spiffing Britt has thought me the true way.
I miss the Game Might n Magic, where we needed to go to a specific master to leart a specific skill…. Is strange to me learn boxing, for example, by myself…
Starfield unscaling stunning unarmed didn’t learn from Skyrim unscaling stunning dual cast destruction.
So, you’ll be needing a new mouse about now then, spiff?
I almost never like videos on youtube, I just don’t think about it. I liked this. I even commented. I’m waiting.
Musta took some time editing this they patch the chests out a week before you uploaded this😂
Games become movies for me i can’t play anymore
What do you have to say about the vendor box patch?
melee weapons is the only way to do melee build (i tried unarmed fully lvl it and even stealth unarmed is not worth it) is so sad this is the case but a good katana will annihilate all enemies
so glad there’s many more than 10K likes on this already, so i can safely like the video without the count coming by later.
Didn’t they remove the vendor chests under the terrain in the last patch?
IT JUST WORKS YOU HERITIC
Damn, Bethesda really did iron out the bugs once the exploit videos came out. What happened to “it just works?”
This unarmed gameplay really brings me back to Morrowind where you have to punch your enemy for 15 minutes, while they lie crying on the ground and are unable to fight back, just to kill them. Bethesda games truly never change.
What difficulty was he playing? Normal or Very Easy? I assumed very easy at first but after seeing the lack of unarmed damage I hope he was on at least normal! 😂
Sneak and sniper builds are far more powerful
I first laughted at the character design, then I remembered I have a neighboor that have the same physique…
unarmed build = pacifist run
You’re so f’ing funny I can’t handle it. I may literally sh*t myself if you keep this re stuff up. OMG unbelievable LMAO ROFL LOL you are the greatest man ever LOL you just made me fart hahahaha this is the best video ever. The way you make those unfunny jokes makes me ROFL and now I just Sh*t myself so good luck Spiffing Git you are incredible I love you and your junk.
I wanna see an overpowered star field build from Spiff
This was my expeirience with D4, just every fight felt like a slog for 5 min, i wasn’t dying but neither was the boss even just random minions too way too many clicks to get through
Had to come back a few hour later to like this video so i was not one of the first 10k
“Realism”
Count Fisto begins ALL of his colonoscopies with a gentle, reassuring, uppercut to the taint… Fist that like button folks!
I regret liking the video immediately upon clicking on it…
So let me get this straight, Fisto goes pummeling through the back door?
He definitely console killed some NPCs
hes the lorax
Always a pleasure <3
12:14 I have no idea this stock image existed, but I approve.
Did… did spiff just add Falcon Pounch to star field?
Fist me Count!
I wonder what the Starfield equivalent of the Fortify Restoration Loop is
PaciFIST build.
Oh ho muscle wizard! Cast us a spell!
Starefield makes me appreciate older games.
Fisto looks like he was belched out of Whoville.
Baffles me that this game has some of the same bugs as *skyrim* from *2011* lol
im drinking coffee while watching this video
Not interested in starfield other than listening to people shit on Bethesda but, obviously any GP made by spiff is worth it, so, my point being that I didn’t play but… for space pirates, they seem pretty well off for living a life of pillaging and scrounging as pirates should be doing, yet, they dawn clean bright red and gold armor… Wouldn’t it be more like, broken parts all pieced together and having elites having full gold plated armor if you really want but it just seems off for pirates when they all look like Iron Man…
The character you created is probably how people will look in 50 years
Even the exploits in this game are uninteresting
todd never learns to put chests away from players
Todd should rename this game “Spiffield”
RIP Akila chest glitches
The secret to a really great melee build in this game is crouching. Once you knock the enemy down, crouch and then your attacks become stealth attacks (since they’re stunned they can’t see you) and suddenly you’re doing x 2 dmg. It will also let you start working up the stealth skills, which get stupidly good and stacks really well with a fisticuffs spacer build
Once you knock them out you are supposed to walk away. The whole point of unarmed is to make non lethal takedowns.
“I may be unarmed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll be unharmed!” 🤜🤜🤜
THE CARACTER IS THE SANDWICH MAN , HE IS EVERYWHERE , HE IS IN MY SKIN
You should have named him the Count of Monte Fisto.
The fact that you failed to name your character the Count Monty Fisto makes me very disappointed in you spiff.
I love this vid, more of these challenge videos please!!! I’ve sunk like 14 days into the game and finished most side quests and collected all collectibles and unique weapons/armours/achievements. Now I just enjoy watching the community. Keep it up bossman
This games “potions” reminds me of morrowind where you just stack them all up and be invincible for a little bit
Please Bring” Fork give me” to Starfield!!
For a Far Cry reskin, it definitely looks fantastic.
For unarmed, try investing in stealth aswell for the 8x damage mutipler on melee sneak attacks.
The secret to the melee god build in Starfield is to uninstall that trash, then reinstall Skyrim and level heavy armor on a mean kitty.
Will you play Fallout 4 London?
Where can i find the bear hands?
this character you created SHOULD have parents only to see them how would look like
Aaahh, the good old days of moseying into Akila City and becoming a millionaire from puddles. Puddle robbing a vendor and clearing out their entire inventory only to turn around and sell it all back to them. Those were the days..
So that block/power attack thing…I’m guessing in QA, nobody ever even tried melee with their fists.
Even fallout had some fist weapons, even Cyberpunk has ways to up Fist damage. Starfield? Nah.
Is that Kevin bacon?
Missed opportunity to name him Count Fistula.
Every time he does one about Bethesda im like come on man you not even trying. The whole game is an exploit
Damn, Spiff. You’re almost as good at beating down women in this game as a transgender athlete.
Was curious how he would do this after the chest inventory patch
Spif: having to use exploits to make a boxing build even slightly viable.
Todd Howard: “it just works.”
Number 21 on trending for YouTube gaming. Time for the master of exploiting to get number 1 on the gaming trending
Love it 👍 more pls 😌
Me at first: Did he say freestar, or threestar?
Id also look into making more potent chems and seeing if there is melee enhancing mods on the armor
Its not a Bethesda game if you aren’t falling through the floor. Still true in 2023!
I wont play this game and I haven’t watched anyone else play it either, so as far as im concerned this in cannon.
I can’t imagine how terrifying it would be to have someone pummel you to death while you lay into them with your ar
SPIFF…You made a Who from Whoville
Loving the DK64 music
the block teleport works on other melee too. i used a sword
Literally been waiting 18 hours to get fisted. Still not happened. Disappointed is an understatement.
The Count of Monte Fisto
The Paxton mission at the end completely turned me off to this game. It made no sense.
bro has been bug testing for todd howard for so long you should get payed by him at this point
When will the fallout 7 days series continue? 😢
Real talk. Its amazing how the hell they messed up punching… Like how do you take an entire mechanic and make it feel godaweful
Fisting works 100% of the time. Ask your mum.
let’s go across space and time ti find other alien spieces to punsh in the liver
Glad to see all Bethesda games have spaghetti code
Didn’t know starfield had Githyanki
Nice Githyanki character
Fallout unarmed is far more dps than this 😂😂😂
10:44 Noooo they fixed the puddles
Starfield is a perfectly balanced exploit with no game!
Brit’s bear hands are the best!
You did use energy weapons against those spceships.. I wonder if you may finish them by punching (aka ramming) only, too 😀
Oh Gosh Starfield again this should be entertaining
Literally not liking this video because I am afraid that there is a small possibility that Count Fisto will visit me in the small hours… 😨
This is beyond breaking the whole game
Someone’s probably already meantime it. Anyway. Fisto was the name of a He Man character from the og 80s show. He had… a giant hand.
You missed an opportunity to call yourself Count Fistula.
I think you can take the lonewolf perk for more fist damage. Also with the suit upgrade perk. You can put suitmodifiers on, that will increase your melee damage.
I hereby start the contest to send in pictures when you happen to look like his characters <_<
I really tried to temper my expectations for this game but I was still so bummed out with the delivery. Still, good video spiff.
Skyrim – Underpowered magic
Starfield – Underpowered melee
Now we just need the next Bethesda game to have usless stealth and the trifecta will be complete
Fisting, right?
Spiff: I need get a much better armor….
Me: ‘Because you keep punching explosive barrels at 0 distance?’
Spiff: …because fighting these pirates is hard with my low damage.
I don’t give a rat’s ass about this game- just love Spiff’s Vids
Also, get the personal atmosphere power and never worry about your O2 running out
How are people already this familiar with this game?
Easy fix where there’s turrets and robots. Just look for the local computer terminal, calibrate friend/doe settings to protect player and watch them help wipe out your enemies. Much quicker
Should have named him Monte Fisto, because he will be serving CLUB sandwiches.
Reanu Keeves
melee also sucks – but at least you could chance upon a legendary melee item that does some manner of DOT
i mean they spent all those years re-releasing skyrim – just take skyrims melee combat
which also sucks but is still significantly better
now that i think about it all bethesda combat has always sucked…
Bethesda’s entire testing team has been fired.. Replaced by Spiff.
Count fisto has an uncanny resemblance to hawk from cobra Kai.
So the secret is to raise your fist to Spiffs Rusty Sheriff’s Badge. Thanx Todd!? Peace All
i am glad i was to late to get a visit from fisto
Merci! ^^
I miss the chests😢
Starfield really needs jump pack flying kicks and grapples so grab opponent, fly up into the air and drop them type shenanigans.
Hello lord spiffing Brit, I have been a avid viewer of your videos for years and what I just saw shocked me to the core, you have to fire you ad moderators because I just saw coffee, urr yucky, advertising before ,mmm perfectly balanced game play,
I am sorry to inform you of this
Also can you buy me a new laptop as I spat out my tea when I saw the ad xD jk
i’m begging that spiff added the punch noise and that’s not the actual sound
I can’t believe that they put another trader chest close enough to grab through the floor. Clearly a genii is reference to the Dawnstar khajiit caravan chest
Excuse me Todd, I would like to modify my melee weapons, every other bethesda game could do it & we are somehow in the future without that basic feature 🤣
What an interesting combo. While you’re doing an unarmed build, the enemies are doing an unharmed build.
Is the merchant chest underground no more after the recent patch?
good
4:13 I don’t know what everybody else saw, but I saw your ship firing a volley of fists that destroyed those spacecraft. .
HELP COUNT FISTO IS IN MY ROOM SEND HELP, HE IS GOING TO-
ahh.
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Actually don’t
Don’t send help
This is fine actually
I don’t know why you don’t want to join the Americans. We have a whole harbor of tea! 🙃
Joking aside I was very pleased to find Yorkshire Gold in the kitchen at the place I work.
Imagine if Bethesda actually got a new engine.
More
You can skip even MORE of the Red Mile by jumping off the top of the platform and gliding over instead of taking the elevator down.
DOUBLE THE FIST!
Just underwent a surgery. Wasn’t ready for the Count coming to fist me comment so I laughed and am now in unimaginable pain. Subbed.
‘ It is a next gen PC game, you may need to upgrade your PC for this game ‘ Troll Howard
for once, i’m glad to not be in the first 10 thousand likers – the thoughts of that moustache creeping up on me was not needed 😛
In my save Rons corpse never de spawned same of from his man that I had to kill.
full unarmed build. somehow doesnt set with unarmed bonus damage
The red mile run was stellar.
Looks like Count Fisto is a githyanki
What a trash game lol
This actually gives me a great idea. I’m going to be doing a role play of Fist from Mass Effect… in Starfield
I mean the trick for bethesta games allways was to mod the game in a good state first.
It just sucks without.
I’ve always thought that unarmed builds are the realm of masochists
Hawk from kobra kai goes to space
oh phwew I liked the video, but Fisto will be too busy with the first 10k! I am safe from fisting … I hope
all this punching focus video without Saitama reference ???
disapointed. you should be allowed to punch spaceships in glorious melee.
Missed opportunity to name a character “MyFisto”
missed out on naming him Mister Fister
Still will never buy this garbage.
Looks like Logan paul
Man, i wish my Gtx 1080 would run this game above 30-45 FPS. >_< It's not even that good looking, i've played better looking games in 200 FPS, but they build their games to be played for 10+ years, so i suppose i'll get back to it after an GPU upgrade in a few years.
I almost forgot my Yorkshire tea before the video
Wait, so they just took the Dawnstar chest and said “Yup, we need that in starfield aswell”
Welcome to America. We don’t have quite as much tea, but we can get any tea on the planet. Just saying. I enjoy a good cup of Yorkshire Tea myself. Salute the statue of Liberty on your way in, we’ll issue you your own personal firearm as you enter, and you get access to 40 acres, just so you can fire your hand cannon any damned time you want, all we ask in return is you be a productive citizen. “Would you like to know more?”
Sadly this game will even eat bullets faster than a fat man eating chocolate.
Are you working on a Cyberpunk 2.0 video Spiff?
Going to be playing for 10 years, remember!
Well that was fast.
Ah Spiff the British space hooligan, punching woman, taking drugs till he thinks he can fly and setting things on fire. Yes you make your country proud!
I really hoped that “unarmed only” would also apply to space battles
You mean a company calling itself HOPE Tech is…Eviiiiiil?
Is it just me, or did Spiff make a Githyanki to play as a spaceman in Starfield
Count Fisto looks like the one hacker how viral recently lol
I can’t get over how awful this game is.
Wow I didn’t realize you could play as a Githyanki in Starfield
Some people are defending this broken piece of trash and they are not even getting paid.😁
When an unarmed build is so bad that you have to resort to being a pacifist
You don’t know what stunlock means do you¿
The Elder Scrolls VI
I think I will stick to a stealth -archer- sniper build.
we think Count Fisto might be related to Marneus Calgar?
evidence, they both know when it’s fisting time
Buy the Runner’s Rush from teh bartender at the red mile. It’s everything you used mixed into one delicious carbonated beverage.
Count Fister looks like a scuffed Punk Kevin Bacon.
It’s a shame they removed the under the map chests for the vendors
Starfield is killing off every excitement I used to have for “The Elder Scrolls 6”.
styealth and mellee ae jsut broken inthe game.. they arent ivable compared to the other options.
Worst implementation of unarmed combat i have ever seen, good job Bethesda. I recommend tryin unarmed in Cyberpunk 2077, you get way more multipliers to unarmed dmg in it.
Love spifz, no interest in starfield still watched
This game is boring crap yet you can make entertainment for us😂.
lol this game is terrible
i moved to New Game+ right after they patched the chests out and i was like D:
Actually, of all the exploit characters you make, this Starfield Character is on the “Moral Highground” end of the morality spectrum. He’s smack-dab in the category of “questionable morals”, but that category is not /directly/ adjacent to “morally bankrupt”.
Think being a very modest liberal on the scale of “manifest destiny” conservative to “peace love and mushrooms” hippie.
👍
Kinda glad i got here late at 25K Likes already…
Fist me Count Fist-o
Can’t get those boxes anymore so it’s time to do things legit or use console codes for creds
You had the chance to name him Mefisto and you didn’t lol
13:45 this bug is also in Oblivion.
Anyone who tried to power level their Restoration knows what I’m talking about.
me sad about not being in the first 10,000 likes
It is almost the same with melee weapons, they have 1/4 of the damage of the ranged weapons I’ve found and you still need to use O2 when hitting which ranged doesn’t… So balanced
am i the only one who heard the wii menu theme music when he spiff was creating that beautiful specimen?
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Oh my, I was so SO hoping that you would do exactly this!
Some of the glitches in Bethesda games are so esoteric that I’m convinced Todd puts them in on purpose.
No one can find me here because of the amount of comments 😂
The Redmile run reminds me of the 250 Skooma sprint
So far ive only used an Eon as my only gun.
Alternate title: The Spiffing Brit fists all of Star Field.
What a boring tech tree for unarmed. A series of sterile and anemic damage increases, and a slow stun ability. Yey.
The problem isn’t *just* that unarmed sucks, its that it’s so cripplingly boring.
I hope bethesda sees this and makes elder scrolls 6 have viable unarmed build potential.
Fisto is my favorite character in New Vegas so I’ll like the video!
I *crave* a stream where Todd and Spiff play Starfield together and every time Spiff finds a bug or exploit and praises our lord and saviour Todd Howard, he’s actually there to comment on it.
I also think it would be the best content YT has ever seen. Make it happen, Spiff! Call him! Just imagine:
“Oh it’s so little damage!”
“It doesn’t just work like that, though. Try crouching.”
“What’s this, this is so much damage!”
“Far more than sixteen times the damage, in fact.”
“Thank you, Todd.”
“You’re welcome.”
💪💪💪
What’s the spiff gonna do now that Todd Howard has patched this wonderful game
Is that Mr. Chibbleborble Cheese? 😂
creators peace will make enemies in range drop their weapons and forget that you’re punching them which can help as well
well, this is the first time i have seen this guy try to break the game and become OP and was unable to do it. is this a sign that the game is indeed balanced? lol.
but yeah, no. to make this skill so completely useless that even with all the game breaking bugs and glitches, you were still underpowered, i agree, they need to fix it.
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interestingly , this brought me back memories of ES4 Oblivion’s endgame, when every enemy has a zillion hp and the only way i could make it bearable was to put paralysis on my weapon so every enemy would just fall over stunned and i could beat them to death. .just like this video.
to think that the combat in this game bears more in common with Oblivion than Skyrim, 1 step forward, 2 steps backward
this is why this game, and skyrim and y’know, the rest, are so good. you can do so much shnenanigans
I never like videos…. but you earned it!
I love perfectly balanced gameplay.
I thoroughly enjoyed the Sonic music during the Red Mile run. Nice touch. 😉
Skyrim 2.0 and it has guns now they don’t even have to Mod that in.
His character reminds me of the ripper doc fingers from cyberpunk
Freestar = Space Texas
Max out your concealment. x10 melee sneak attack damage is the equalizer. I am knocking out terrormorphs no problem. I don’t even use the meds anymore.
Now do the UC Vanguard questline and punch your way through Terrormorphs. lol. Whoever thought in Bethesda that you can punch your way through the game has lost their mind.
No, the looting of trader chests in the puddles is patched as far as that last patch I think in front of the Shepard’s one it is anyway.
When Spiffing can’t make a build viable, let alone god tier, even with all of his exploit knowledge, you know it has issues.
Bad Game and Bad Name! Nope not watching that one!
That part at Hopetech… if you pick the right speech then Cosette helps you fight instead of you having to defeat her.
“. .Count Fisto. . ”
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not Count Fistula?
Aurea Latrina Cultus
Advice for the Red mile… don’t take the elevator down, you are already outside, you don’t need to.
Work on maxing boost pack… then you can actually boost skip from the platform the entire way to the beacon, and then boost skip back to the elevator… no enemies needed.
That mustache looks like an excellent device for catching cheese.
Me checking number of likes before hitting like… good, 23k already thumbed. My booty is safe.
I wanted to like this game so much, but it fell so flat for me. What a disappointment.
Starfield sucks
Wanted to like the video but don’t want to get fisted into oblivion by captain fisto
Its the American way; use power, if power not work just sneak around them and take all the goodies
Count Fisto has my like.
Crappiest game I have ever played totally over priced
His custom character looks like the Netflix live action adaptation of the Lorax
Had to check the likes before liking I didn’t want Count Fisto showing up in my hotel room.
Add some CQB finishing moves to the perk trees instead of just X% damage and unarmed would be viable, Todd.
Really, if anybody thinks that a hand to hand build would ever work in a world with “modern” weapons, they’re smoking smoking really, really illegal.
Damn it, Spiff! You didn’t say to get my tea. I wasn’t ready for your shenanigans. Start over…
You have a lovely British accent there, friend (for real, not kidding) you had fun videos about cyberpunk
Tfw your unarmed only run turns into a pacifist run because even at max potential unarmed is worthless
ALREADY???
its almost as if you can get 3 effect legendary gear eary on to bost your damage and special powers and you did none of that instead trying to punch high level enemeis with basic common armor and no upgrades
he’s no reanue keeves lol
If even spif cant get bilion damage using fist only means its not legit build
Fisto is goning to be a very busy boy.
This just makes Batman look a lot more impressive
1:24 Starfield added pronouns to the game????? What has this world evolved into?
Dang i missed the ist 10k likes
Me after leveling lasers perk to max so it causes fire and using the cutter to kill everything in just a few seconds on the hardest difficulty. By burning everything to ash
“Don’t worry, Proculus, once this fist is in you won’t even feel the arm.” -The Cinema Snob, _Caligula_ Review
Finally off work so I can sit down and watch Spiff
I was expecting weaponised Tranquilitea 🫖
But can The Amazing Spiffing Brit beat Starfield using Money Only and No Exploits???
Fake title, didn’t punch the ships in space battles……..LMAO
I feel like Spiff saw Fudge Muppets video on Unarmed, or something, and was like “Hold my tea!” as he intends to show how you can make unarmed more powerful than anything else.
Wait you can punch ships in space?
Rest in Peace, shipmans chest full of money. You are missed.
Todd is probably crying, “HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!” As he smashes his fist into his executive desk
10:31 Literally the same glitch as dawnstar how 😂😅 after so many years I’m shocked yet not at the same time 😂🤣💀
1:10 – He looks like a half human lorax that joined a 90’s/2000’s punk rock grunge band.
What about boostpack ram damage? When you chose the Soldier set of skills I thought you would go that way.
You missed the best pun of all and it was in the middle of your hands, his name should have been The Count of Monte Fisto
Both spaced and Terra firma are IMO bad traits. So is Alien DNA but honestly I can see an Alien DNA build.
However, terrafirma makes any mission on a space station or ship much harder. And some really big fights happen on space stations. Like crimson fleet, or the mission to steal that one artifact. Admittedly it’s much better than spaced. But as a person who likes to steal ships it’s a no go. Especially when your in ng+ 4 and are like level 50 but for some reason your getting level 90 ecliptics and spacers in level 4 ships.
Yeah nope. Definitely glad I didn’t choose that trait.
i assume sneak attacks woudlt have worked ?
To boldly Fist where no one has Fisted before!
I feel like Count Fisto was a missed oppertunity to call your character “mr lister” the sister fister.
The most baffling thing about unarmed combat in this game, is that there are a plethora of perks dedicated entirely to it, yet it is still godawful compared to everything else. Like I could understand if it was a weak mechanic that became strong once you had all or most of the perks, but it just remains bad the entire time AND you sunk a ton of points into some useless skills.
todd bless america! *salutes*
😮😂❤
You really like those goin shots don’t you
Yeah… last time I saw a guy try to run at and punch someone holding a gun, it didn’t end well for the puncher…
Fist the fist mercenaries 🙂
I think that if you get arrested and spend time in jail, you lose XP? not sure if it actually takes XP from you, but hey, i’m sure you could find out.
fisting is not the best way of progress in this game… oh well.
i blame coffé drinkers and architects.
Any tips for Martial Arts Disarm challenge?
I was hoping you’d be mentioning the name alot and sure enough, in the first sentence of the video. Hodd Towered is back!
I don’t know if you covered this but this gives me an opportunity to be on topic at least… When you go to the encounter where you fight two packets of yourself if you change your weapon to like a knife or your minoing laser then your duplicates are pretty much useless and you can just concentrate on killing the one guy that’s duplicating you
Let’s play a game. Everyone reply which photo in this video is actually Mr. Brit. My vote 0.34
Spiff, only 200 hits? Have you even paralizing palm + thousand cuts’d the final boss to death, in Jade empire?
I feel like you would enjoy this type of build in the new updates for cyber punk
Oblivion definitely has best unarmed combat. Beat the game only punching with right hand, constantly casting heal with left, with all reflect armor on to pretty much making myself an invincible punching machine that made anyone who attacked me ragdoll across the map.
To help with co2 drain in fights you can use the personal atmosphere power as you deplete your co2 to instantly replenish it and get unlimited co2 for a little bit.
Any game Todd Howard makes that’s not elders scrolls 6 is a waste of his time and ours 😅
Bro you turned this game into morrowind. GOOD SHTUFF!!!
I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen spiff do something that DIDN’T work😅
I really need to start waiting to hear the offer before liking the video 🤣✊
Well, Spiff did show us how to play the game in a balanced way, skip 98% of it.
8hours
Great vid, OMG it looks so bad!
Spiff, you clearly used fists against the crimson fleet ships, you punched the firing controls
Why does your character look like nigel thornberry’s long lost cousin?
Gotta love how apparently nobody at Bethesda has ever learned how to do shop/vendor inventory in any way other than a literal box filled with their inventory, but they can’t even be bothered to use the system they have in place with a hint of intelligence by making said box both invisible and non-interactive… Seriously, it’s such a simple thing that WE can do it via console commands, but Bethesda programmers? Impossibiru!
i always make an unarmed class
*edit: until skyrim took it out as an actual skill
I’d like to think that in a 100% fist build Count Fisto punches the controls when flying his spaceship.
7:30 – Bad news, Bethesda went back and proofed their maps, deleting your merchant chests in the progress. ‘Fraid your run’s invalid, gonna have to do it all over again… 😛
The Sonic Green Hill Zone music during the Red Mile was 👌
I can’t get over how bad the UI looks..
You know you could have just knocked out everyone in the room then slowly kill them one by one
OMG… Today’s video character is GigaDAHC… GigaCHAD’s nemesis/worst enemy, the male who came from the anti-chad dimension
Well they patched part of it not to make punching more viable but no more accessing free chest in Akila city
I made a mistake and liked the video before the warning.
It’s hard to believe that something like brass knuckles aren’t a thing.
I love people who think clipping through the ground to access inaccessible chests is any different than just using console commands. It just takes longer. Cheating is cheating Bub. Lets see you do it honest now.
you needed yorkshire tea leaves in your gloves to make the melee build work
I think you are missing some damage options here. I believe that if you stun everyone, you can then sneak, and do massive sneak attack damage on each one to finish them off.
Spiff at thia point do you have a candle lit shrine in your basement dedicated to Todd Howard? I could see you doing that.
This game REALLY needed a couple fist/unarmed weapons to use.
He didnt use Reanu Keeves thats why he was so under powered.
at this point i think easily looted merchant chest is an intentional feature of all bethesda’s game…
9:51 yeah i think not XD
Ive always loved bethesda games. I defended this game before it came out.
This is the worst bethesda title I’ve played.
00:52 what I picture when you talk 😂
You brought Charlie Garcia back to life in a Todd Howard’s universe. Perfectly balanced.
Impressive. Maxing stealth and pickpocketing to be able to remove weapons might help this build a bit.
I thought that the hidden NPC’s chest under the ground had been patched recently?
Dang, of thee re
They patched all those glitches already you relied on….
Ah, heard about this being bad via Fudgemuppet’s videos, was hoping you’d found something they didn’t! Sorry you had to suffer this fate, Spiff. Surprised they dedicated two entire skill systems to a combat system that just doesn’t work.
That’s a nice pacifist playthrough you have going there.
I don’t think the block power combo is a mistake.
Hands are already up so takes less time
My favorite is that when you knock them down, they won’t get up until you hit them again. So you can knock each enemy down and have a roomful of bad guys laying around forever.
Do star citizen
> “We’re going to do a completely unarmed build”.
> Proceeds to kill enemies with his arms.
Frankly I’m disappointed.
Gohd I needed this agaaaain!
Count Fisto looks like the nightmare love child of Jack Skellington and The Lorax
Love how they brought back bugs from oblivion and skyrim.
If you have the credits for the bounty, you can farm the “kill x enemies with x weapon” challenges by killing civilians, who usually only take 1-2 hits
Where is Reanu Keeves?
With the fists up! I get a really nostalgic Duke Nukem 3D vibe! 😊
You missed a golden opportunity: Count Monty Fisto. 😂
Alas, another Dawnstar rock is born
didnt like bc not in first 10k
TOTALLY balanced game 🙂 for the algorithm lords
In order to make melee viable, you’re literally forced to do space suit crafting. You’re also forced to do chemistry. Because the only way to make it viable is to add the melee damage buff to armor and be a drug fueled lunatic in every single fight. The special projects skill adds a pretty ridiculous chem that actually makes melee really good. The problem with that is, it late game by then. And you have suffered for 60 odd hours of wet noodle spamming by then…
Please Hodd Toward, please buff melee…
It’s not a glitch, Its a feature.
From all the Howarding and Todding in the world, this is what you came up with. Great discoveries! Indeed
So an unarmed build is a jetpack build, gotcha.
I just don’t understand why people enjoy this game. It’s so bad.
Mii music should be put in the background of any character creator of any game
I love that the unarmed build is mostly about how to avoid combat
After your video glitching under new atlantis i jumped on top of reliant medical (not even trying to glitch)and fell right through
The good thing about this game is Adoring fan lol.
Count Fisto, aka the Space Austrian
Omg that character!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
More cyberpunk please
I have a level 230 character I’ve done this with and just taken it to the max. Love you spiff
This is boring
I did the same jump into the base backwards using an Amp
Hey spiff.. um i don’t know how to tell you but you didnt complete the game… just freestar collective side quest line, please do the full game 😢
How not to play starfield
FINALLY MORE EXPLOITS
Spiff, you missed it: Countof MonteFisto
Awesome.
It’s nice to see a video with actual action unlike the skyrim videos which mainly consist of him exploiting potions for thirty minutes every time then hitting an enemy or two for three minutes.
uuh using a flammable explosive barrel to punch and make explode is not considered unarmed combat technically. But I suppose I will allow it since you are punching it and, in the game, it isn’t really considered a weapon.
well, I’m struck by one thing here more than any other…. I live in Las Vegas, that hairstyle and ‘stache wouldn’t in any way be anything you didn’t see weekly. Nutters are dressed up like that on the norm around here.
Game logic: Knock an enemy to the ground with your fists over and over to defeat them.
Real life: Punch someone once they fall down crack their skull on the concrete, proceed to expire, and you go to prison for a long time.
Being able to punch faster with your guard up is unironically the most realistic part of all of this.
Level grinding 100% was not done by set level 40😂
Never question Todd’s perfect design.
TLDR > Unarmed build devolved to a Speedrun 5 min into the video! 🤣
cutter only challenge when? supposedly it’s actually great against high health, high difficulty enemies
So Spiffs character is from San Francisco I see. 🎉
Doesn’t feel right to not be punching the spaceships. :V
i want to know who is responsible for the trader chest thing. You already know its just one dude or a team that has been doing this since fuckin morrowind and only have a job because of their seniority.
Ah, Todd, you really need to use a engine that isn’t at least a decade old…
That Sonic music made me laugh.
Cream or milk? Cold or room temp?
Strangest part is that there were brass knuckles and other unarmed weapons in fallout 76. I feel like space knuckle dusters could fit with the punk in NASA punk
they really do stick w a formula even that thru the floor glitch reminds me of goin under the sky forge in skyrim. good times
Good at punching? Has a plan for every enemy (stunlock)? Runs away at the mildest possibility of a fight he cannot win?
Turns out Spiff’s character is a descendent of the Joestar family line! I wonder what their stand is…
That’s one way to do it. The other way is to get the anti-alien minigun and just massacre anything in your path
Just when you think he think he couldn’t outdo the handsome Reanu Keeves…
They couldn’t be bothered to add “finisher” animations or anything? How about assassinations? Remember the assassination animations in Halo: Reach?
Vendor chests were moved in new Atlantis btw
Paxton had a bridger when I fought him, so he shot me point blank in the chest with it and almost killed us both. Im still a bit salty about that.
you really know how to drag out an explanation.
two words – personal atmosphere
with the guns the Count was packin murrica was the obvious choice
ah yes,the real todfield experience
Over-powered like Todd Howard, the Spiff’s unstoppable.
This is just Chibberborble Cheese with a wig
Wait… into Oblivion? Sign me up
Most of the NPCs in this game are so creepy-looking. They have to be aliens masquerading as human.
Bethesda now with Kirby music. Awesome!
Why does this guy look like the LORAX
Count Fisto please visit my dreams 🙏 😂
Like so many other of your creations, Count Fisto will haunt my nightmares… I shouldn’t have pressed the like button.
bethesda games permanet 5/10 then the bar goes down .
Does anyone knows why spiff have a stock image of koifish in real life?
How did they go from games that had gauntlets or power fists or even just brass knuckles by default, to a game with nothing? Sheesh, so much untapped potential to enhance a gameplay style every one of their prior products more or less tacked on.
Yeah. It didn’t look like fun, though the paxton hull fight was comedic
It’s interesting when the exploits are not quite strong enough.
Did nobody playtest unarmed builds? Embarrassing….
Pretty sure UC is the USA and freestar is just Texas
U know this is an old pre recorded video when he finds underground vendor chests. Rip
The game is definitely 100% more perfectly balanced than it was when this was recorded
Sounds like the only problem with punching is that they added perks to improve it. If those didn’t exist, then one could consider that unarmed is not meant to be a viable build.
Coffee. 🤨
Spiff can you please perfectly balance either Kindoms of Amalur or Mass Effect
I always imagine todd Howard is watching somewhere… plotting his revenge on spiff for ruining his perfect vision 😂😂😂😂
Alien DNA? I thought there weren’t aliens in the game?
OMG : You did it , you got me to see a Starfield video . Shame sir , shame .
Did Bethesda even play their own game?
I’m kinda surprised Fisto didn’t end up with an Aurora addiction. It may have felt just as long for Fisto to kill them but from their perspective it would have been a lot faster.
“Unarmed Only”
Using the ship’s cannons at 4:06
I DID IT! I LIKED THE VIDEO BEFORE 10K!
This has been far more entertaining then me playing the game. Something is not jiving for me, and it isn’t just the wacky frame-rate dips. Space game feels like “not a space game”. And Todd said he liked Sundog: The Frozen Legacy. This is so far from that classic.
Todd Howard remembered the Khajit merchant chest from Skyrim and thought “What if everything worked like that?”
nooooo he forgot the sweet rolls on kreet!!!!!
That character is clearly a rejected David Bowie Alter Ego!
Got my tea ready for this one.
Ahh yes, the Green Hill Zone mile
So, what do people think was funnier? The sonic game music during the red mile, or the fact that he kept fis–punching that female guard between the legs when she fell to the ground?
Lol all I can think about is that dev video where the meathead dev says his favorite perk is neurostrikes because you can punch your way through the game lol either he was not very bright, was outright lying or a mix of the two lol
Red mile is easy, buy runners rush from the bar and drink it, don’t go down the lift just jump off and jet back as far as you can away from the middle
never bring a gun to a fist fight
Great Video. Hopefully they add gear that is punching orientated such as brass knuckles or power gloves (from Fallout 4) that are modable so you can shoryuken with flaming fists
Uploaded 5 hrs ago, chest got fixed a week ago. Wow that editing took awhile 😂
The moment i saw the character my mind instantly said, “Ew he’s a flaming liberal”.
Missed opportunity to name him Count of Monte Fisto
Also totally missed the chance to name him Count Mefisto Urgut
That’s quite the chibble chorble cheese mustache you have there
Boba Fist
How are there comments older than 5 hours when the video is only released 5 hours ago?!
I smell another spiff exploits youtube coming
I thought they removed the loot under the terrain? Also, I noticed only 1 animation for heavy attack. How scuffed is this game?
I’m trying a similar play through though not as optimized. I had NO idea what was good but I knew I wanted to be mostly melee. I’m struggling unarmed but me and my axe are putting in work. I’m gonna try the normal style of play on ng+
I really liked this video lol
why are you playing as linus
Todd Howard: “Next gen game!”
There should be punching academy that is led by Count Fisto and by doing it you would get 1000% damage boost gloves for punching. And punching should be 3 times faster.
That would be a fun fix. 🙂
3ven Ni no Kuni gives boxing weapons for your critters.
Fist build in this game is bad
Watching unarmed combat in starfield is like watching a 6 year old boy have a fist fight with his older brother.
Why does the character looks like a caricature of Steve-O
The PaciFIST route
“It isn’t fun”. Did you expect Starfield to be fun?
I believe another YouTuber by the name of Jet did this challenge before you. You two seem to have a similar sense of humor and a collab might work nicely.
So does that make this a paciFIST run?
Mister Fisty is a better name IMO
Bethesda needs to add drug crafting and armor stat bonuses to crafting. That way you can do the classic make stronger potions to make stronger armor to make stronger potions etc.
Good thing he didn’t do the u.c mission line with just punching lol
as a french i feel attacked, we don’t smell bad, we taste bad.
Spiff make a build of Plasma cutter build. Just cut every coffee drinker like butter
the chests have been patched out. so they don’t work any more. 🙁
Why does count fisto make me think of Steve-O?
I can only think about La Fistinière now. Thanks, that’s great.
Reminds me of my FO4 playthrough with the Wolverine mod. Insane regen, resists to conditions so high you’re basically immune, and claws that can murderize _everything._
They patched the vendor chest exploit. 😅
How long ago was this video made? The “puddle” glitch was patched out like a week ago.
Oh how the standards have fallen, couldnt even punch an enemy vessel to death in space during tutorial… very deceiving indeed! 😂
The Spiffing Brit is one of the last bastions of quality content on YT. Thank you for everything you do.
Using Sonic soundtrack added a dash of nostalgia. Dash. Pun intended.
Damn, already at 16k 😢
Todd knows his playerbase and that player base will want to beat the game fisticuffs only. hell, I wanted to try to beat game using the mining tool only and found it better than most weapons.
How nice of Todd Howard to even include the Dawnstar chest in space Skyrim 🙂
I choose fist
It’s an anorexic human Lorax…
I wonder… how much do you actually think about your char names? They are always awsome and you always announce them like they are not so important. I would have lost hours before coming out with something half as good
That was fun. For us anyway.
Is the game fixed up enough to buy yet?
The Sonic music during the red mile run made me so happy.
Waste of punching in the beginning without first unlocking the boxing!
You missed the opportunity to call him Dukes Upton, though that may have been too fancy for your creation.
So unarmed by hitting that anvil and making millions of adaptive frames. Just like Helck
Best part of Spiffing Brit videos is the character creation and naming. Count Fisto, lmao
Todd Howard sounds like a wonderful person. Handsome , dapper, ladies man, and philanthropist of the likes you rarely see these days.
Is there really no gauntlet type armor that gives fist damage? Cause i find it kinda dumb how there is a boxing perk but no weapon to go with it
You’ve really outdone yourself with the beautiful character creator this time
I’ve checked every day the last week in hope that this video would appear. There is nothing better than the spiffing brit and a Bethesda game 👌
Ironically, you used your legs more that your fists to go through your fights.
bro made inbred gigachad
So the point at which you get your ranger uniform and badge , as well as your free ship, is the last mission with the freestar rangers, and likely the last interaction you’ll have with them.
Nobody is complaining about this? It feels like a prank, what a disappointment
The punching animations look awful too.
As Todd intended
“Hold block to X”
So we’re back to Oblivion’s fast casting method?
Someone rolled back there game to prepatch. Making this a dated video when released.
Starfield a perfectly balanced game with no exploits and tons of loading screens.
Is Count Fisto related by any chance to the Jedi Kit Fisto?
Well, I guess I am not going to like this video to be on the safe side.
On top of the drugs you already used and rebinding boost, they sell a drink at The Red Mile called Runners Rush with bonus movement speed, DR and O2 recovery.
Your going to need a lot tea to power you up when you get in fisticuffs with the starborn. Then again this game is perfectly balanced and it works as intended.😂
Your character looks like every LGBTQ person 😂
He cheated
It’s really great to see the father of the Island Bois putting a good name in for their family again as an Astronaut.
every game dev panics and gets out the bugs note book the second their game appears on his vid
Crouch. Just crouch. Get that sneak attack bonus. It’s not rocket surgery. Think of it as bending the knees and lowering your chin, but dammit, crouch and get that delightful sneak attack bonus when they’re unconscious from Neurostrikes, and fist fighting goes much more quickly and smoothly, while also reducing hits from incoming fire
I mean, it’s gonna go off waaaay more often with Concealment lv.4, and its 10x damage multiplier makes things so much less shit for any other prospective Space Boxers out there!
Glad he at least figured out the barrel punch flex right away
0:47 what a lifetime of living in pods, owning nothing, and eating soyslop does to a mf’er
Man, this game just looks _bad_ lol
In case anyone actually does want to do an unarmed build. Youll need suit mods and the right perks. But most importantly it gives you reason to use more powers and is actually very fun.
Instead of shooting the crimson fleet ships, you could have rammed into them! That’s basically ship boxing
I’m amazed you are able to play the game with the standard nightmare UI. Well done Spiff.
Petition for a mod that makes unarmed viable
I’d like to you see take some of that Yorkshire Tea and give Armored Core 6 a run.
The sound effects 😂
Wait until someone find the “Ring of ultimate fisting” that causes unarmed attacks to deal all damage types, increase damage by 1000% and stops 02 usage.
I think the Freestar Ranger quest line is pretty difficult to do with fists only. At least with the main quest you get space powers along the way that help a lot.
Todd clearly balanced the game around unarmed and added weapons in later.
They’re not exploits, they’re features.😂
Missed opportunity to call the character Mefisto.
1:09 damn RIP Die Antwoord’s Ninja. He fits the description.
Yess love the smash bros music
There is a pistol cold the starshard and it is a multi-class weapon you can spec into pistols and Laser as well as ballistic I think get damaged up to insane amounts I’m at the point to where I am level 32 one shotting level 75 and 80 aliens
It was great hearing Ron Hope’s voice done by an Elder Scrolls/Fallout legend Wes Johnson, who did a lot of deity voices in Elder Scrolls.
Missed opportunity to name him the Count of Monte Fisto… Great video though lmao
It’s Mr.Chibbleborble cheese’s brother!!! The universe truly isnt safe
Beat it with a spork
Glad they made martial arts true to realism in that it should only be used in self-defense as a last resort.
Thank you Starfield! Because of Todd, I rediscovered Cyberpunk 2077 and found a masterpiece! 😂
for the algorithm
I’m glad you couldn’t break this game like previous Bethesda titles 😂 you only found some mild exploits
7:41 As a Frenchman I might feel insulted by your regular attacks on our refined culture 🧐and therefore try to respond with some of my own BUT since I assume you must be consuming British food and, even worse, drinking this ” over-infused and drowned in milk” beverage which you over the channel madmen insist on calling tea, it would feel like striking an already down man. till the next video my good sir.
As in most Bethesda games, drugs is the answer. 👍
not sure if the hype made it all to the UK but would love to see the Brits’ take on Dragons Dogma … can Reaanu Keeves become a god there??? the public must know @thespiffingbrit
0:45 Spiff, stop abducting residents of Whoville. You’ve been warned about this several times!
Wait, they removed merchant chests. O.o
The Brit has joined the Americans?! Inconceivable! 😀
I still remember my first unarmed run in fallout 3, all Bethesda games have had fun fisticuffs since then. Hopefully they will improve unarmed in starfield a bit.
There’s an awesome drink in the red mile bar that you can buy that does basically the same thing or better
Dude looks like an albino Githyanki
Punchcat! lives!!!! What a wonderful day it is, chaps!
Would love more of this game
Disapointed you didn’t name him Count Monty Fisto
I was wondering when Spiffing Brit was going to start beating this game around like a punching bag.
6:18 You don’t need to use the menu to go back to your ship. Just aim your scanner towards your ship and click the use button.
10:31 TODD you’ve done it again, what a masterpiece
God this looks tedious.
“It just works…” {Oh shit…]
Cenedict Bumberbatch
Gonna explore exploits in Cyberpunk? The dlc made significant changes to the game.
I hope one day Spiff will feature the legendary hero named Vanny Ve Dito…
i dont even want to watch this video. its more frustrating to watch unnarmed combat in starfield than it is to play it
All you need now is a spaceship melee mod sp you can punch your way through dogfights
Even Spiff can’t make this game fun
I get that with the limits of the creation engine they have to use the chests to hold shop inventory, but why wouldn’t they think to put them lower under the map? Or in some asset box only with the use of Dev magic. At that this point they should be cheeky and put custom signs posts near them that read:
‘Player please don’t steal from this.’
15k like goes brrrrr
Count fisto has been drinking deep from the cheese cup
I clicked on this video to see a man become 100% fist in starfield, not fistfighting
15:00 Kirby? Oh my bad… *POYO!*
I’ve just done at a play though no handed, if you get the slide power and get max out stealth you can literally slide at the ai and you’ll be hidden from the for like a second so you do 10x damage. And the levels to get the perk pointss are easy set up a outpost where you can make sorting with the resources, sleep a bunch, set a macro, have cuppa now your level 100
Spiff obviously didn’t install the patch.
Waiting for Todd to flip the switch that allows console users to forward boost with boostpacks by just pressing SPRINT while in mid air. It should just work!
My favorite part of Starfield is playing No mans sky.
If you do this build get concealment! Crouch when neurostrikes knocks them out and punch away, 10x as fast! 😂😂😂
Man, if you lost your right arm, you’d be screwed since it looks like left hand punching hasn’t been unlocked
I can’t believe you missed the perfect name, “Count Fistula”
So… pacifist build next?
Bro created your average leftist 😂
I got it. 😂😉
Should do the pacifist only challenge next
Fallout, nukes ended the world in the 50’s, here’s yer powerfists and claw hands
Starfield, mankind mastered the sky and seeded the galaxy, no laser gloves or plasma claws fer you, go use yer tiny hands ta punch tha aliens
they need to add brass knuckles or something
i thought they had patched the magic loot puddle?
“Me Fisto” would’ve made for a great name
11:34 DOOM CLASSIC’s track “At DOOM’s Gate?!”
haha love the Video, funny in new Atlantis Ive seen many ideas for getting into the terrain. Easier way is to go up the stairs by Galbank. as soon as you reach the top hang a hard left. you will see a building ledge that crosses to a steep wall with a forked tree. the wall behind the tree IS NOT solid. use boost pack to no break legs on the drop. 100% balanced way into the underworld… tho recent patch has seemed to have removed the trader crates 🙁
10:02 oh-no
Please please please stop hating on this this absolutely incredible game. I’ve been playing since launch and haven’t put down my controller yet,… Only to eat and use the toilet.
It’s an amazing game, the story is even better then RDR2.
Don’t belive all that these wacky backy ytbers say about the game they have only prob played 5-10hrs max.
9:55 uhhhhhhhhh… so uhm, I liked after the notification and it said the second like… but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…???!!!
block hitting
Lovely jobbly, thank you goodbye!
What if Todd made these glitches and using you as a tool to promote the game? Wouldnt that be silly? 😂
“What’s that thing are you talking about – “fix”? That’s modder’s job!!” Todd The Liar, since Morrowind.
I wish the chest were still under there…
5:05 *THE DRIFTER!*
Love your videos. I am hoping for 12 years of Starfield videos so keep em coming.
Damn shame about the vendor chests 🙁
Todd Howard: “realism”
Also Todd Howard: punch metal flammable canister make big boom
Bad game
I’m really disappointed Spiff didn’t name him Brit Fisto if I’m being honest :’(
His name isn’t Monty Phisto???
bind the alternate jump to left alt, you’re welcome
Just take my Like already!
cqbx? aint that the streamer people are always clowning on?
The equivalent of beating Skyrim with a fork.
3:33 the moon… DEIMOS, one of the two moons of mars, the other being Phobos… I know these well.
it’s weird you can even win with fists only in a world where interstellar travel is common.
Me after breaking 15 digipicks to get Mark 1 spacesuit only to find out it’s bugged 😐
I tried but I was too busy punching a picture of Todd Howard on my dartboard.
0:51 looks a little familiar… cough cough cheese alien human hybrid thing on a quest to find a lot of sandwiches in starfield… I just realized how still incredibly weird it sounds if you don’t know who and what I’m talking about. It’s a YT channel, but I keep forgetting the name.
I clicked on this video because I thought this YT personality was going to tell me that a BGS release was going to have no exploits and be perfectly balanced. That would’ve been incredible. But instead he just explioted a BGS release. Probably most easy thing to do in gaming. BGS games are practically unplayable without explioting. We even gave it a word “Mods”
This game is absolutely terrible, regardless of what the fan boys/girls say, but I can’t help but love watching you play it.
Quick update, Fisto visited me in the middle of Tesco whilst purchasing my Yorkshire gold. Unexpected and quite embarrassing. 10 out 10 would like again
Yeah, I was very disappointed by the unarmed combat, so I switched to melee weapons.
and yeah, I was very disappointed by the melee weapons, so I switched to pistols.
and yeah, I was very disappointed by those too.
Count Fisto = Count Dooku + Kit Fisto 😂
15:10 “ah, turret’s still hitting” sounds irish
POV, you liked the video before 9:45
so I own an old ttrpg called starfronteirs that has a similer effect. Martial arts is a skill but it’s really bad in the scale of the game. the best solution is a robot skeleton but now we need to lug a battery pack everywhere
“I’m gonna join the Americans”
Joins the Freestar Collective.
UC…US…United Colonies…United States. The UC = US/’America’. I’m not saying you are ‘wrong’ because Freestar Collective is very much a wild west/Texas based society…but when I hear United States of America in Starfield, United Colonies is what comes to mind. Unless The Spiffing Brit honestly thinks the US is all like the wild west or Texas…lol.
0:17 mmmmmmmm… like doomguy and his berserk fists? (In the lore of it, aka DOOM he is invincible, classed as a god by the human race, but still identified as human from old military blood sample stuff from back in classic, he can “rip and tear” with his bare hands [heh, rip and tear], no for real he doesn’t need any gauntlets… he is entirely invulnerable to harm, oh and the demons skin realistically it is only somewhat less durable than tungsten… and he uses guns as a challenge.) probably not, but unarmed… in a Bethesda game can still go quite far and it’s spiff so I am always gonna watch.
liking is half the fun, count fisto please roam my bedroom oh yes
wouldnt have had that problem with reaneu keaves.
Red Mile enemies aren’t even worth killing with guns lmao
liked and waiting!
As a man with 300 hours on a melee weapon build. Todd did me dirty. No no damage, no upgrades, not even any weapons. its the pits.
The fist mercenaries… lmao
I like how Todd gets all the credit for this game
Honestly, he looks like the typical Brit
Fisted to death…
Play it without any skills
My Fix: Allow right clicking while unarmed to allow you to pick up and swing objects and enemies as improvised weapons.
Bethesda: Hire me, my rates are reasonable. I’m willing to work on commission.
Count gusto must be a descendant of Hod Toward himself
Welp what kind of tea should i make for Count Fisto? Would be rude not to have some for a guest.
Missed opportunity to name him “Count MaFistos”, mephisto/Mephistopheles is a greek myth demon.
I liked the video. I am now patiently waiting for Count Fisto.
title sounds like your friday night @thespiffingbrit
Patch 1.7.33 removed the chest you can steal from. Was over a week ago
i have to state at this point, that shooting pirates in a spaceship isnt 100% fists only. i suggest getting out of the ship and punching the cockpit glass to shit and let them suffocate in space. that would be a resonable compromise.
Bro made Hitler if he was a gen z transgender 😭
9:40 -9:50 got me immediately smashing the like-button
Spiffs character looks like Adolf Vanilla Grande!
13:45 That’s the same exploit I use when I’m playing Oblivion. Spells cast much faster when you hold block at the same time. Todd Howard, you son of a gun.
The Freestar questline is the easy one, do the UC Vanguard and punch your way through Londinion.
A game with *sixteen times* the perfect balance and all of it just works, truly an achievement
Hey spiff after years of watching you “play” todd Howard’s skyrim, i finally got the game. My build is basically healing in one hand and a magic staff in the other
So hopefully we aren’t fighting any FRENCH people today, haha! Oh…. Spiff, as an American that had a layover in Paris, I wholeheartedly concur
Unless I’m a dummy it seems they’ve patched out the ability to steal through the cracks of the armor stands and looting the puddles on akila
Lots of inhalants, fisting when there is more than ample access to guns, then joined the Free Rangers.
You beat the game with pure America!! You get a free Eagle!!
As entertaining as this video is (as are all your videos), it does highlight some flaws in the game. I decided, once I hit my first NG+, that I would try a melee build, considering I had stealth maxed, health maxed, O2 through the roof and everything else, and I still got hammered by ranged enemies. I just can’t get tanky enough to take on multiple enemies at once. I think that, in trying to limit the overpowered “stealth archer” build from Skyrim etc, they’ve gone in the other direction and basically made certain character types almost worthless. I’m sure it’ll improve over time, and hopefully videos like this will help. Very entertaining 😁
Damn, that character looks like someone who will actually make use of the pronoun selection.
An exploit in a Bethesda game?! Say it ain’t so 😮
they removed the chest this must have been made before that got patched out…
9:59 If someone likes the video on two accounts could they possibly be double fisted?
Asking for a friend.
SPIFF! The name was right there and you missed it! “The Count of Monte Fisto”…
We need a multi like button
0:44 – (Sad Reanu Keeves noises)
over 15 years later, and merchants still have boxes under the terrain.
It’s better if you punch twice than do the power attack uppercut that last animation for the basic attack is way slower
Man, you work FAST.
Thanks Spif, your videos make me smile
a game that has unarmed combat, or fist weapons, but makes them unviable … loses my respect entirely. they let you waste your damn time leveling it up!
Lets go!! I love when you drop a video!!
Would’ve been good if you used the up to date patches
К счастью Риану Кивс еще не нашел путь в новую, идеально сбалансированную игру и не распространил свое влияние на целую галактику
Oh boy, I’m at the start of the vid but I can’t wait to watch him turn a wild animal/pirate into a ragdoll with a single slap
A Ranger with the range of his fists!
Level up Lasers to level 4…then just use the Cutter on everything. Unstoppable damage. Not kidding, the most powerful gun in the game. Takes down Xenos easily no matter the level.
Ok good, I put my like in at 11k+
My first playthrough I made my guy look like Gordon Ramsay and only used a knife. So I know it’s possible lol.
I have been waiting for this video since before Stanfield actually came out.
The internet: “It’s skyrim in space!”
Me: oooooo oh my God the spiffing brit content for skyrim in space will be GOLD
I dont get in the video in time to get fist for count fisto 😢
When the unarmed build is so bad, the unarmed build video turns into a speed run video.
Ultimate Birmingham brawler build
Is spiff gonna break the worst combat ability in the game?
Consider me interested…
“There are NO EXPLOITS, IT JUST WORKS!”
So glad this already had over 10k likes. Your videos with Bethesda games have always been my favourite.
bethesdorks patched our perfect game
The cutter (mining laser) is one of the most op weapons in game. You see with the laser perks maxed out, you have a chance to set enemies on fire. Now you would think that the cutter counts as one hit, but ut does not it counts as a few hundred hits / second, so you get the burning debuff on enemies really fast, and because the burning debuff takes a set percentage points/ tick ohhhh and it does stack my tea drinking friends, you can kill terrormorphs in a few seconds, and whabam, there you go, one of the most perfectly balanced weapons in the game. You’re welcome 😁😈
now do NG+10 but each time NG requires a new exploit
I have never liked a video so fast 😏
Phew! 11k likes already. Dodged the fisting.
You could have gone the bountyhunzer Background and disabled the engines of the CF ships in the Tutorial and than enter them and kill them with your hands 4:11
You need to build a ship shaped like a massive fist.
I think it speaks volumes that an “officially” supported playstyle (as in, one backed up by in-game skills/mechanics) requires all this exploitation to be _almost servicable_
9:58 [Count Fisto will remember that]
My only regret is that I can’t like this video more than once 🙁
He’s not the Count Monty Fisto?
Ah it seems they brought back Morrowind’s Unarmed combat into Starfield.
I just missed being in the first 10,000 likes, RIP. I guess no visit from Count Fisto for me 🙁
Gotta love the Count of Monte Fisto❤
Spiff, i almost did it. I have done 99% of the main campaign (and 99% of freestar) unarmed. BUT using also sneak attacks. It was also in a high level game (around lvl 55 at new game + 3). In a couple encounters are bosses unable to be stunned, so i had to use melee weapons to do it.
Doing it from the beginning is really impossible, and i agree in all of your reasons and include the boss issue (i know, it would break the game even more…).
I have to say it was a really fun challenge (sometimes frustating), but killing an stellar with 2 hits in the butt, or knock out from 1 punch each bandit running through the bullets was really funny.
Please do keep making starfield content. Love this game.
Well you know exactly how old this video was made because those chest are no longer there
Im ready daddy fisto
Spiff really just made a Githyanki in Starfield
six-hundred and thirty eighth
The lorax 😂😂 character is what you created lol
Technically your fists were always equipped with gloves.
Just started the vid and just so everyone knows as far as I’m aware the first one to do this the hard way on YT was Krisis Gaming
Bravo, masterfully done spiff, well I want to assume and I will assume that you are just fantastic on here I just don’t feel like watching you right now
Not you it’s me I’m difficult to read I guess I don’t care to know but I do not saying it cuz that’s me to me talk
Ok 👍
Great spiff
I wonder if we can expect a new cyberpunk Video
i started watching thinking it would get pretty interesting once he got to the starborn but hopefully theres another video with that since the powers might make it better to use against some of the encounters that have lots of enemies
Please no Starfield Videos. Love all your other stuff but this game is really boring in my opinion. ❤
I liked the video before the Count Fisto offer. Should i still be worried about Count Fisto?
At this point can we all agree that he needs to rename himself the Fisting Brit ?
I’m surprised no one has tried anything with STARFIELD GARFIELD. Lasagna just.. everywhere..
Anyone notice that Spiff seams to have neglected to demonstrate this strategy against a Terrormorph?
There being no equipable gloves that buff unarmed, or fist weapons is such a shame, def see things like this coming in an expansion tho
So he made a githyanki monk.
Hi Spiff, I enjoy all your videos and The Weekly Domestic on YT.
How do I like a video twice?
throwing barrels, punching and super jumps…truly the pinnacle of gameplay, of early 90s
Fighting a robot by using only fist, only Count Fisto can do that. Ahhh perfectly balance. 🧐🎩☕
10:30 it’s dawnstar all over again
How the hell do you stun robots ?
I would call him Adolf Jackson
I never imagined an unarmed build to be so effective!🤩
Spiff you gotta try the bessel 3b exploit. It’s much better for power leveling than killing mobs.
I cant believe Todd Howard would release an imperfect game 😢
I see no exploits here, my how Todd Howard has improved
One-Fist Man
Unarmed really needs to use the stealth damage bonus from Concealment to be worthwhile.
Thanks to spiff for uploading for us American times
He should be the Count of Monte Fistso.
Also I am still saluting my picture of the Queen who is now ruling the afterlife.
Tod is really pushing the technology with those damage numbers.
Your guy looks like Darth Plagueis. Lol
Those were some skillful pummeling’s indeed.
Fisto, man of the people honest and true.
Umbrella, there are armor mods to make your fists more powerful. Enjoy the tea.
But you’re not supposed to beat the game unarmed, so what are you complaining about? If you could beat it easily unarmed, it would just be another broken mechanic xD
Imagine being some cracked out space pirate landing on a boring rock with a bunch of miners doing some Minecraft stuff. You’re told you’re gonna hop out and just blast everyone. The doors open, guns ready, buddies are hyped and ready when suddenly some crazy skinny miner hops into your landing bay and just punches everyone to death. Lmao
majestic character chefs kiss
Damn…. Idk if I like being within the first 10k
I’ve definitely seen Count Fisto in Camden
I’m now deleting this game 😂
i went unarmed and ya basically game just turns into a marathon lol We need modding legendary enchantments wtfffffffffffffff
I’ve never regretted pre-liking a video so much. I didn’t know what I was committing to. Mistakes were made, please send bodyguards and locks, my anus is in danger.
ah yes, picking up a jetpack through a tiny crack, just as Todd Howard intended.
The Free Star Collective isn’t America. It’s worse than that. It’s TEXAS!
Spiff here toughed we would not notice he was playing on the older patch of the game with that money chest there….
Hey I’m one of the lucky winners during a video for once. I welcome Count Fisto!
words cant describe my anticipation for a visit from Count Fisto himself
Deadass thought he was gonna rob the bank after dealing with the robbers, just to side with them afterwards anyway
04:00 that is not punching
Yes yes
Gotta love the good old Bethesda destruction brought to you by Yorkshire Tea.
Should of gone for a stealth fister build… give people a shocking surprise 😅.
Hold up pre recording and not from today I see they got rid of the chest exploit there are no longer chests under the maps as of latest patch
Finallyyyy another completely balanced vid
The fact that the guy at 0:08 looks like Sean Murray just makes this all top notch, blud.
Better be some alien tea in this video!…..
Speed Fisting runs are my favorite…
the Br*t*sh build
Phew, 10,001.
Spiff, what is the music at around the 15min mark. its giving me so much nostalgia but i cant put my finger on where it is from
Bethesda+British guy= Lots of fun!!!❤
“I didn’t take a bribe, and I became a freestar ranger.”
Congrats, you started with nothing and ended up with a flashy new ride… that belongs to your employer. The only thing left to do is get your blood replaced with bud light and you’ll have the real American experience.
At one point there was a guy helping to create the gambyro engine and he said “hey should we make separate invisible inventorys for merchants?” And todd said “nope”.
Every single year that guy comes back to ask todd if now is the time to finally patch it, todd swirls around, laughs and says “nope!” Bwahaha!
Its just works :3
Ran the Red Mile 31 time but didn’t actually “run” it 28 of those 31 times. I jet packed over it with amp. You don’t have to go down the elevator to get to the start line. You can simply jetpack from the upper elevator platform (with a balanced jet pack) till you run out of boost. I got about 3/4 of the way doing this by hitting the amp (runners rush or frostwolf offers higher movement speed) by sprinting before jumping. This keeps your movement speed up so long as you keep boosting without touching the ground.
Axe trick don’t work. Lies
Those chests aren’t there redo it lmao
You should just favorite your meds
Fists were the first thing I used, because I wanted to use a blunt weapon. But then learned there are only blades 😭. I was hoping for a rocket bat or a super sledge like weapon.
is it kirby music in the background?
Missed opportunity. Fisto Pastastache
ahh yes, who needs to place hands on something to carry it. It just works
The Count of Monte Fisto
Of course even in space the Brit isn’t allowed to defend himself with weapons
@11:45 did I just hear Spiff play the opening chords for E1:M1 from DOOM? Lol.
Ah I see the content mine is now operational. Here’s to Skyrim with tea!
Every day that goes by I’m satisfied that I was too busy to participate in this dumpster fire. I would have had I not been working 16 hours a day when it was released.
What if Todd Howard intended for Spiffing Brit to break his games 🫖
Please don’t keep it as boring as this please do something way more interesting than just fists
Made it in the first 10,000. Can’t wait.
I mean… There is a fist in a pacifist🫵
Traveling to a world full of low level herbivores to power level? Spiff using south park WoW strats in 2023? Genius!
I’m sorry spiff, the latest update moved the chests
Now I’m waiting, stealth sniper build
Only a guy like Spiff would think up the pun “The Count of Monte Fisto.” What a guy!
Love it
Fisting of the North Starfield!! 🤣😂👌
The only way to enjoy playing Starfield is to break it. 🙂
Starfields biggest sin is that it takes its self way too seriously. There are no fun quirky fallout style quests and its just offensively dry
Personal Atmosphere would be really helpful right about now. 😉
Good old “multiple-punch man”.
I hope during ur power leveling u were increasing the difficulty before landing then decreasing after spawning in animals for easy kills and tones of XP 👌
it just works
Count Fisto? Would have expected Mr Fister but im not the one playing the game 😅
I honestly don’t know why they even added unarmed if they weren’t going to add almost anything to give it strength, not even any unarmed weapons it’s shocking.
Thank you for punishing yourself playing it for our pleasure
Yes, Starfield is a game of our time.
they patched those chest btw so no more money
Technically, couldnt he have boarded them and used fists in the “tutorial”? I haven’t the game, but…. well, I rEaD iT oN tHe InTernet.
yeah unarmed is so weird design-wise, it’s like they intended to have the unarmed weapons (like FO’s power fist) but never got around to actually making them
*Bethesda employee*: Oh hey look a new spiffinbrit vid! *Todd Howard*:”f*ck”
More starfeild!!! 😂
The best unarmed RPG build I’ve encountered is in Daggerfall (Unity). In that game you need certain weapon materials to defeat certain enemies. A regular iron weapon won’t defeat certain supernatural enemies, for instance. But your fists can defeat anything. And they get very powerful, and very fast. By the time your agility is maxed out you’re basically a cracked out kung fu master blitzing through the hallways and rapid fire punching any and all enemies to death. It’s magnificent.
And I thought the melee system was rough lol
i miss sheggy
Considering the cutter is the most op weapon in the game. Sure its balanced.
Spiff, tell Mr. Fisto that I’m waiting
This was clearly before the last patch lol. Also, you were using the single most awkward method possible to get to the chests
When you like BEFORE you reach the midpoint of the video…
Call me superstitious, but I’m no gonna like the video, y’know, just in case.
Let’s be honest Spiff, you def used console commands to get your level up, right? Todd included the feature himself
You know for a Game Developer who made games all around punching people and stabbing them, in both fantasy and apocalyptic settings. Starfield has a pretty bad punching mechanic. You can punch faster in Minecraft and probably deal more damage too. Anyways I’m sure modders will fix it, like everything else.
Wow! Now try doing the same the UC quest line 😈mauahhaha
He found the no mans sky jetpack 😂
Seems you figured out the power attack faster than i did😅 Glad i didn’t have to suffer this run alone! Great vid as always😊
Oh no, I liked the video before knowing the conditions mentioned at the 10 min mark!
I’m starting to believe spiff exists solely to tear Todd Howard’s games apart for content lol keep up the great work.
I was among the first 10k likes and I haven’t yet been fisted 😞 How do I report this unintended feature to Todd?
~IIIIIT JUST WOOOORKS~ ~IIIIIT JUST WOOOORKS~ ~little lies, stunning shows, people buy money flows
Oh God….I liked the video before I knew what Count Fisto was going to do. WHAT HAVE I DONE?
I am highly enjoying this game
Every time Spiffing uploads a video, I switch to tea for the rest of the day!
guess i’ll play it safe and like the video after it gets 11k likes.
That you still can access traders chests more than a decade after Skyrim was first exploited is insane 😂🎉
0:49 That’s how I picture Mr. Spiffing really is:
a TeaSexual handsome alien.
👽💚
One of the origins gives you the targeting ability, meaning you can kill the enemy ship engines in the space tutorial, board and punch them to death.
So it is quite possible to kill the tutorial enemies entirely with punchies.
I have a faster trick to go under the map, I just play normally and use the holes everywhere in the map like the floors or walls. Way easier and faster.
I know it was a little unrealistic to be disappointed that unarmed combat in a space ship game doesn’t involve only ramming speed but I’ll keep watching nonetheless
I wouldn’t say that’s just using unarmed combat. Explosive barrels aren’t fists
Pls make more rimworld.
Count Punchy Fisto…
Pog I’m in the 10000 likes
Fist my bun bun😂😂😂
Lol, you ever heard of Best Guest? @therealbestguest
He did a somewhat similar thing not too long ago.
You are a mad genius, Spiff. Wonderful show.
Impotent punching noises and F.L.A.F for the win.
27:07 “I’ve just been given the right to be a full ranger” as if you weren’t sent to singlehandedly uproot an entire rogue military installation
@Spiff pss pss, I have heard that lasers are a tiny bit overpowered with a chance to deal burn damage 😉 🎉🎉🎉
Well that’s the freestanding storyline ruined for me. Thanks. I hope whoever makes your next cup of Yorkshire puts the milk and tea bag in first!
It doesn’t work Todd!!!
Spiff – 2023
Love th new vid
Looks like the trader access glitches have been patched out before this was posted, sadly.
spiffRich BALANCED ALGORITHM BOOSTER spiffRich
I would call him Heatler
Excellent work turning Starfield into a Bud Spencer film. 10/10 perfectly balanced.
OH NO, I LIKED BEFORE 10K
What amount of hours did you use?
Waiting for my “Like” reward.
Hell yeah! Another game from the myth, the legend himself!!
IT JUST WORKS!
😂 always fun❤
That’s it. If I ever make a game I am sending a complimentary copy to Spiff and than i wait for him to break the F out of it. After all, he is doing better game testing than 99% NPCs that are being hired by other game developers.
i vote spiff get out of his ship and punch the tutuorial ships till they explode!
I wonder if this video will bring the attention needed to help Todd patch the unarmed issues with the game? Of course there’s always the chance Todd could say it’s working as intended. 😆
14:37 Yeah, but you literally punched a robot to death. While it was trying to kill you.
“It just works”
Ah yes… the paci-fist build.
The Red Mile is actually pretty fun I’ve run it twice so far once at lvl 17 and again around lvl 30 but I have a build focused on the ballistics, pistols, and weapon engineering so I had a better advantage than Spiff with this build
Is sprinting still faster in first person like in fallout 4?
It is not enjoyable game play describes too perfectly a number of my starfield experiences thus far 😂
I just had my visit from the Count and the Fisting was exceptional.
Melee combat in this game is just so pathetically bad. Honestly highly disappointed. Like the game overall though.
Kit Fisto, tender love via the back door.
Only Spiff could make Starfield able to watch. Thanks from Burgerland!
Sad to say…Starfield is the first Bethesda game that is definitively shallow and boring. Once you’ve played it for 5 hours, you’ve basically experienced everything the game has to offer. Even the bugs (sorry, “features”) aren’t funny or balance-breaking enough to justify putting much more time into it.
But Spiff somehow managed to make it LOOK fun, a monumental feat but not wholly unexpected. 😆
Just think of the umarmed dmg of reanu keeves
I drink 5 cups of tea every day
,please help
The space and endless universe couldn’t handle these hands
I wonder how soon after he made this video they patched out the chests being able to be accessed because from when he put the video out it’s been about a week since they updated it.
the 6xp is why i install mods. this game isn’t fun if everything takes so long. The balance is F-ed.
can belive you really play time game, it so boring, nothing to explore
i can confirm that the count indeed has visited me, and has indeed fisted mei into oblivion
Did you actually expect Bethesda to have tested all possible character builds for usability? Hahahahahahaha
After getting scared shitless by the brain sprout enemy told is my public enemy number 1 rn
Now do the UC vanguard with fists
Good luck!
David De Gea reeeally had to travel far to get a contract this year
First time I’ve seen Spiff upset about an exploit, so hell does freeze over.
I am disappointed you didn’t name him “The Count of Monty Fisto”
Spiff will destroy the universe…., .
Count Fisto aims to satisfy. Please assume position.
What a perfectly balanced challenge run! Thanks for doing this run so I know that I should never attempt it. Looking forward to all the content before your stealth archer build😅
10:33 dawnstar 2.0 lol
Spiff still playing the first build of the game 🙂, we lost all of the nice exploits lol
but………. you didn’t beat starfield with unarmed here….. I wanna see unarmed vs the emissary and hunter
No, noooo, I liked before I heard what the deal was. Noooooo!
Don’t judge me, but I’m liking.
Oh god, i did not realize I clicked the like button before 10000 likes…
You now owe Guru Larry royalties for saying “Hello you”.
God I am so dissapointed in this game.
Oh no, I’ve already liked the video… The Horror!
Running up and punching the barrel gives real Breaking Bad “this isn’t meth” scene vibes
If only the game had some brass knuckles,, a build like this could’ve been okay by stacking dots even if the weapon added 1 extra dmg.
Go Woke Go Broke,,,,,, it just works
4:17 it’s not a Bethesda game if you can’t skip tutorial by simply bending time and space
People: “it take forever to get anywhere on foot!!”
Meanwhile red mile runners: “haha speeeed”
It’s as if Todd didn’t expect people to actually try unarmed builds.
RIP ur mouse
Missed opportunity to name him Montgomery Fisto, for Count of Monty Fisto
So you find the exploits so speed runners can protect using them
Been copying The Yamiks i see 👍
This game is not broken at all. Nope. I’m not stuck being unable to continue the main quest because a conversation at the very end glitches out and I’m stuck in a conversation with no way to exit out of it and continue. Nope. Perfect and flawless game
Todd Howard saw barrelmancy was a thing and decided starfield needed it
Oh no, I liked it before hearing the whole offer
Starfield was such a disappointing and empty and boring game, despite my very low expectations.
16x The Health.
You see that enemy? You cant kill that (normally).
It just doesnt work.
They should’ve brought this out on ps5.
may be we can try same like melle whapon gliczes /ecloit min maxing? will be bbbeter?
Probably already in here but fyi the shop inventories are no longer available like in the video
I hate how Bethesda continuously makes unarmed builds suck. I loved how in older Fallout games you could target limbs but when your unarmed you can’t= WTF 🙁
hands of freedom? ;]
Guess you were playing on an older build because those vendor chests under the map are gone now.
Its too bad those boxes were patched out
Todd Howard puts the ‘th’ in Bethesda.
Cont Fistolot
The count of Monte Fisto has returned!
Spoiler alert freestar rangers.
Would have been nice to have a warning some of us haven’t made it through all the factions yet
if it wasn’t for the block glitch, unarmed would LITERALLY BE IMPOSSIBLE, why the heck did they make it a skill if it’s useless
definitely shoulda invested points into weight lifter for that reduction in stagger
My favorite part are all the exploits that you actually found on your own time. Which I assume are all of them as there’s absolutely no credit given.
Just As Todd Howard Intended
When he says “join the Americans” I immediately thought the Freestar Collective. 10/10
count fisto look like hawk from cobra kai lmao
He better hope nobody checks out what he’s doing at 17:15. Its not like dragging a NPC through the mud, but still!
hearing spiff give a genuine critique at the end is really odd ngl
Your character has a striking resemblance to Mr. Chibbleborble Cheese
Spiff, I’m disappointed in you. You missed a perfect opportunity to call your character Count Fistula.
Did anyone notice that Best Guest and Spiff’s starfield character is near identical?
I prefer my tea with a pint of knuckles.
I played about 15 hours of snorefield, then realized thats all it has to offer, on slightly varied “procedurally generated” repeat loop. You have to have autism to do the same thing for 50+ hours and “enjoy” it.
I was a fist build before I got a microgun. No other gun persuaded me to use guns in a game that has better gunplay than fistplay.
Needless to say, microgun did.
Truly a shame you can no longer loot merchant’s chests
I dunno why the thumbnail of this video in particular gave me the hearty chuckle it has, but I’m thankful for it
Wait, I think I can hear his mouse clicking during combat. Does he record the commentary while playing? Or are those edited in later?
Got a lovely cup of Yorkshire Gold by my side while watching this video 😌
This game is literally just Skyrim but in space
Spiff running passed all of the enemies reminded me of parkouring passed every enemy in Warframe.
David Powie the Starman
If you think about it, the whole having your fists up to box faster makes perfect sense because that’s how boxing works. Keep your hands up at all times! Perfectly balanced gameplay.
Southpark:
“We can go to the forest and kill boars”
Spiff:
…
Fist 10,000 club
God Spiff, what did you break again? I feel like a naughty child’s parent over here xD
Count Fisto is how Spiff looks IRL XD
Wellp, I guess I’ll be keeping an eye out for the rest of my life now. From this moment forward I need to forget all that I know and train. I will hone my reflexes and be ready. Bring it on Fister.
Are you going to revisit Cyberpunk?
I’m still sad the money exploit was removed
Well the chest glitch no longer works now so no free money and loot there
“Sky”rim is mostly on the ground, “Star”field is mostly on the ground. Hmm, I detect a theme.
its bethesda engine game i expect buck lods of exploids
rip to vendor chests
Is Count Fisto a decendant of Linus?
I have not laughed out loud as hard as I did at your character creator in a very, very long time.
Spiff my man, you have to somehow warn us before you create a character like Count Fisto because that is frightening
Finally, the only man who makes me care about starfield
Why did Spiff just make a Githyanki
0:50 Meth is a helluva drug.
It’s funny how bugthesda fixes minor exploits but game/quest breaking bugs are just ignored
Starfield stopped working properly after the big update… I’m talking about the Xbox series s version of starfield. I can no longer steal pirate ships, my vessel is missing parts every time I take off. 😢I loved starfield original download I found nothing wrong with it.
The fact that the jetpack does more damage than fists is pretty funny
Why is the constellation armor locked I’m confused
The count looks like the horrific offspring I would have made with my Elf wizard and lae’zel in Baldurs gate 3.
I like’d my own Comment
Are the updates making the game even more balanced? 🤔
This man’s videos are like crack to me
Spiff please don’t fist me
i think that starfield developer who claimed running a melee(fists) build was his favorite was a fat liar
When I saw people explain why Unarmed and its skills are useless, I knew Spiff was feverishly working out a way to make it overpowered.
Edit: Sadly he has failed. Our Lord and Savior Todd has forsaken us!
Unfortunately, they patched the chests out some time ago. I don’t understand why they left the dawnstar chest alone for 13 years but patched the starfield chests after 3 weeks.
At this point i feel like Todd Howard creates games just so he can see the videos where Brit breaks them.
Got in at four-point 4,000 likes after 1 hour. What do I win?
Todd really hasn’t found a new inventory storing method in over 10 years. How wonderful.
Decided to change my jump key to a spare mouse button and yes, the pack works so much better. Hated the button change so I went into Razer Synapse and changed my space bar to be that mouse button when playing Starfield. Worked like a charm. And yes, it is SOOOOOO much better.
ty for upload
balls
Didn’t use fists in space dogfights unsubscribed and coffee ordered
I feel cheated. You used weapons when in your ship. I want you to punch ships to death as well. Terrible Clickbait!
😉
It should be at least long to kill a robot with your fist.
Can you break SCUM???
It’s cheating to only use your arms as weapon in an Unarmed Only Challenge.
oh no i liked it
Is it possible to beat starfield without attacking with anything? Killing enemies by glitches or other means being your only way? Remembering back to the telekinesis killing from divinity 2
Bare fists cushioned by your enemies space suit as well as your own space suit isn’t as effective on combat as a gun?! Unplayable
The secret to a really great melee build in this game is crouching. Once you knock the enemy down, crouch and then your attacks become stealth attacks (since they’re stunned they can’t see you) and suddenly you’re doing x 2 dmg. It will also let you start working up the stealth skills, which get stupidly good and stacks really well with a fisticuffs spacer build
Boring
Unarmed build= run as fast as you can and pray you don’t have to use your unarmed build
Woulda called him Fistula Snorlax of the Hurt tree.
Sadly subterranean access to the npc bank accounts has been revoked
God this game is unwatchable
The Count of Monte Fisto
I just spent 8 hrs clearing crimson fleet and ecliptic from as many abandoned outposts as I can. Talk about boring, but I have get myself a new ship. My UC prison transport ship isn’t cutting it anymore. I’ve put so many cargo holds and engines on that that thing.
Sadly the chests are now patched. 🥲
That character looks like the sandwich bandit of starfield lmao.
The damage output of unarmed combat should be basically nothing when you are fighting against a robot melee should be almost equally useless, unless you’re using a huge sledgehammer.
Kinda makes me wonder why Bethesda doesn’t just totally release their engine as a game dev tool like Unity or Unreal. I honestly think they would make way more money and be way less of a joke if they embraced their user generated content rather than just relied on it.
All glory to our lord and saviour Todd Howard
The one time I get in early on liked.
THE ONE TIME!
EM fist damage is hilarious
The strongest enemy of the British Tea Handling Fist… The Loading Screen
The Count of Monte Fisto
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Your character creation skills are second to none spiff!
This game is PERFECTLY BALANCED as all of Todd’s games.
this game is another example of how Todd Howard has mastered the art of creating a game that exemplifies true balance and harmony, while also being completely devoid of any opportunities to be exploited.
I STILL want you to go back to *Paradiso* and do the *side* *quest* where you help the *tea* *vs.* *coffee* shops backstab each other.
Its too bad that an update removed all the vendor chests.
I find that doing two light attacks followed up with a heavy for the best results.
Spiff made a Githyaki in starfield
Oh no, I liked out of habit. On a scale of one to 10, how fucked am I?
4:07 but I’m le tired
Ugh… You missed an opportunity for a double pun. Should have been named Manny Fisto.
Hey, why aren’t you using fists against a spaceship? You are wielding a spaceship, so it’s not entirely unarmed.
very good game no bugs
Good to hear ES4 Oblivion’s blocking causing you to have a shorter attacking/casting animation is bleeding over into new games.
Anyone know when Fisto is coming round?
Think this is the first video of yours that made me nauseous, fighting the pirates made me motion sick lol.
HEY, NOW looting the boxes was patched out 🙁
Aaaand the chests are gone. lol
Spending that much time on unarmed fighting for that poor results… The game really needs some balancing work.
Can you cyberhack new cyberpatch 2.0 (2.1*) of cyberpunk 2077
Today I have been to that most majestic of British places. Harrogate. And in the majestic Harrogate is the holiest site in the British Isles. That right, today I have been to the factory where Yorkshire tea is made. It was truly beautiful.
I can’t believe how excited I get when I see spiff about to break something I love, it’s a good day when spiff clubs Bethesda
Sad to say that i was stealthing when i encountered Brogan. And i shot the explosive barrel, and killed him instantly. Didnt even know he could be talked too
I think it woul dbe kinda dumb if you could complete the game with fists… everyone else has guns?
Don’t know if you tried it, but there is a perk that ups your damage when not travelling with a companion.
Also dont know if it scales with unarmed, because who in their right mind would do an unarmed run in a sci fi space game 😛
loved the vid, now i’m off to try and punch a terrormorph to death ><
I thought the update had removed the loot chests in new atlantis, did they just get moved?
I acidently liked the vid, now I I can’t sleep bc I am so worried about count fisto
The Way of The Explosive Barrel Fist
Technicalkly you can crash into enemy ships to damage them, which is like Punching… so why not go Full Space Punching?!
Not related to the video, but if you are going to collect all the snow globes, make sure you check the areas during crimson fleet storyline before being locked out of the area permanently.
Fists only more like jetpack only
I love this game thanks for playing it
They patched the Vendor chests 🙁
This man has 0 Sandwiches.
ok, now I’m watching just to see where the hell you’re going!
Well your first problem with the build is that Reanu Keeves isn’t the character
As long as you have perfectly balanced game with no exploits that just works, a steady supply of fine Tea, unpaid interns and educational films from The Spiffing Brit you know all is well with the world.👌
Shit! I clicked like before I heard the OFFER! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAD TOO I DOOO?!
…just sip on this cup of Yorkshire tea, naturally.
It just works!
I tried making a boxer … but I couldn’t figure out how to hotkey fists, so I deleted the character.
…
However, I guess if you only ever use fists, that’s not a problem.
That’s a bit cheap; playing on the old version misrepresents the game.
Your character reminded me of hutch lol
Was it any coincidence you also had the “wanted” artribute and not say anything about it?
it’s a character from baldure g 3
Why not just do the aluminium + copper = adaptive frame exploit on a outpost with copper and aluminium? Gets you to level 50 in under an hour 👀
*likes twice* for reasons mentioned
Dude. They patched all this.
I’m already looking forward to your 11 hour montage of Starfield content, Spiff. To be fair, I’ll only have to wait half as long for that 11 year mark as I had to wait for Starfield to come out. GGs, bro.
Lately a strange man with a pretty unique mustache keeps showing up telling me about the ridiculous plans he has. This started shortly after I liked this video to be able to find it later and watch it. As a German I didn’t really think about those coincidences too much. Da muss ich mir sicher keine Gedanken wegen machen. Was soll schon passieren…
If you want to see if your game is exploit proof give it to this guy to try
It’s almost like bringing a pair of fists to a gun fight is a bad idea 😂
Fisto is clearly an LGBTQIA+ Ally
This is what i did
Classic spiff banger of a video
did they forget to scale the unarmed damage when you level?
Count Fisto can quite literally go fist himself.
Oh this is spiffin spectacular!
They’ve done it, they have removed the vendor chests. I am sad.
This. Is completely balanced 😈
Can’t wait for my visit by Count Fisto
You can tell this video was originally made a little while back or he didn’t update his game, as the chest’s were move in the last update. The chests in the ground isn’t a thing anymore.
“This is the tutorial section I have no way of avoiding it”
Spiff in 5 years, probably “So now we just glitch out of the shit and punch the pirate ship…”
Ahh yes Spiff joining America was a matter of time. Joining the states just to fist people is about as american as it gets.
Could you drop me a ping once the first 10k likes have been achieved so I can like the video without the….promise…that comes with it?
The run doesn’t count. Vaasco still had ammo and was shooting instead of punching.
Was listening intro as a podcast and the moment i looked at what have you created, I almost spitted my tea . What a majestic creature Spiff
now we need to see Mr Fisto invade the world of Baldur’s Gate as an overpowered Monk of Nuclear Fists!
Imagine being heavily armed mercenary group and then all your friends are fisted to death
oh, Todd you silly silly man
I am never liking the video early again
Yeah melee in general sucks past a certain level.
Forget fixing the exploits, I just want…
1) The outpost interlink system to WORK, especially with regards to helium; I have to have helium production in every star system just to export to my main base as importing from a megafacility in my main star system doesn’t work right, meaning I need TWO bases in each system and we only get 24 outposts to play with when there’s already more than a dozen unique resources along with all the various rare and uncommon resources…
2) The ability to sort/split the resources from interlinks so I can find just where in my storage-jungle my tungsten is hiding
3) Minor spoilers, but when we finish the main quest, I want to keep my scanned info. Yeah yeah, the universe gets reset, but I should still know where all the resources are!
Todd Howard has evidently continued his exploit-free game design tradition. Excellent. It just works. It was a pleasant surprise hearing the phrase “evil capitalist” on YouTube. LOL
They removed all the underground chests something like a week ago so your info is very old already. Also any time it says you need to kill enemies you can do this against critters. This won’t piss anybody off, you can pick as easy of enemy as you want and on a world with high biomass (or whatever) there are lots and they respawn all the time. You can do this for stealth kills too. If you are trying to do the melee sneak attacks for Concealment just use an EMP weapon. There are other exploits like one of the doctors is unkillable and does not agro anybody nor give you a bounty, but I like the animals better because you get lots of experience too.
You know one of the more broken things (other than making a weird box shaped ship that is hollow in the middle) and is not a glitch, just OP. Join the UC Vanguard then strip all the weapons off the ship and take the best class A Vanguard Autocannon. They only use 2 power so you can have 6. These things shred ships. They have a high fire rate and a long range. Just make sure you assign the crew to the ship as each gun take .5 crew. The Vanguard shields are good too. Their class B autocannon is even nastier
All hail sir spiff
Oh baby
I was honestly expecting you to stack all the gear modifiers possible and thus prove it is viable only if you stack a ton of very specific gear… honestly I’m not sure that is possible either, but if anyone was going to make one-punch Star Lord it would have been you
Fisted by that guy if i like? Oh, what the hey, he’s better looking than most people in prison. I’ll like!
Missed opportunity to call our fisting boy just “fisto” like our beloved robot from fallout new vegas
Pls don’t fist me
THIS IS YOUT REMINDER TO MAKE A TEA!
just got to the Like giveaway segment… uh oh
On a scale of one to tea, how do you score Starfield?
Watching Spliff play it is great. I am so happy I never bought this shit..
9:44 oh lord
All the comments section in Spiffin Brit videos I read in Spiffin Brit voice. Splendid ladies and gentlemen
Bethesda really need to stop making shopkeeper inventory a physical chest in the world. Make Spiff actually have to work for his money for once. 😛
RT’s Santa Run would’ve been great if he stuck with Boxer Santa, but Gangsta Santa’s gotta shank a mug, I guess.
Oh Yeah The Fisting build truly Balanced
That Alien DNA was straight from Whoville.
Spiff personally patched all these exploits.
So it’s just like Skyrim in space
When Todd fixed trader chests, but not broken quests so i still have something to do besides killing pirates constantly.
You should revisit empire earth or empire earth 2
I liked
It’s Earthworm Jim with a Mustache xD
Sees fistos offer.
SPAMS LIKE BUTTON😂
I missed the opportunity of Reanu Keeves visiting me, I won’t make the same mistake with Count Fisto. I’ll leave the door unlocked for his convenience even though I know he’s just going to clip through the wall.
RIP chests. Todd giveth, and Todd taketh away
Oh good day I hope I got in for the Fisto reward. 11:01
oh geez, Krisis Gaming already did this challenge! although…not the spiffing Brit way…
10:21 So he re-added the chest from Dawnstar
dude, he could have been the count of monte fisto
Spiff and a cup of tea keeps Todd howard away
If its anything like fallout:new vegas i would LOVE a fisting thank you
The puddles been patched. You uninstall the patch?
Most of the chests are gone now. Sorry to say but future videos will be about flat broke characters.
Also, coffee will always be superior to tea. FIGHT ME!
I wonder if flat earthers can enjoy space games at all or it just makes them too angry as they believe it’s all propaganda by the “them” to hide the truth and such.
That Hold Block for faster attacks has existsed since Oblivion right? Or F3
Leave it to Brit to show me the one item I didn’t pick up at the beginning of the game… Completely missed that boost pack.
Did Bethesda ask for Starfield videos?
I think the games good but just really easy? I have alot of my gun certifications levelled up and most things I shoot regardless of what they are unless it’s a terror thingy dies in like 2 to 3 hits and that’s on very hard
The character needs a Mohawk instead and they’d be from Kobra kai.
lol, that fist animation glitch is the same thing you can do in Destiny 2 with the Glaives.
Starfield – Monthy-Python peasants that smear dirt all over them self – but in space.
Ah yes another M A S T E R P I E C E by our lord and saviour Todd Howard
how do you stun a robot?
“No taxation without representation”-first tea pirate’s
So what difficulty did Mr Brit set the game on?
I like throwing money at things I can fist.
for a second in the blank screen i thought this is a video about boykisser now i realise this is as good if not beter a fun video about tod havards fun project
Unarmed build in a Bethesda game? **Robbaz has entered the chat.**
when is someone gunna teach spiff how to actually power level with crafting? killing animals takes forever.
thought they patched that
I thought the last update removed the chests from under vendors?
amazing how fast the internet stopped wanting to see this game
Fisting Bruce Lee Style!
When I first saw that Starfield has several perks for unarmed melee, I thought I could make a character focused on that. Flying through space, punching dudes in the face. But just the fact that there’s no button to switch to Unarmed was enough to stop me from doing that.
And it also became clear quickly that all those Unarmed perks are actually shit. It doesn’t matter that you can increase Unarmed damage by 100%, because doubling no damage is still no damage.
Hey Spiff, at 0:36 what happened to the fingers of this character? It looks like it was IAfied. 🙁
There are no pancakes in the starfeild universe RIP
And here I thought you would also be doing a ship melee only run too.
Just using the shield of your ship to absolutely wallop them at ramming speed.
R.I.P. vendor chests
4:16 I choose to believe you were punching the buttons. Unarmed only challenge still on track!
Spiff: Once you’ve liked you’ve permanently liked!
Wait is that accurate? Because you can still _unlike_ videos. Do we need to test that theory? Is there another Youtube exploit to be found here by getting an auto clicker and triple liking a video or something? (I really want a super cut video of every time you’ve said Todd’s name in a single year.)
Bring it on, punk.
Vendor Chests are not under the terrain anymore.
that’s possibly the most British character you have ever created!
Been waiting for this
Todd Howard (It just works)
Technically you can’t beat the game unarmed only as this isn’t Star Wars Ahsoka and you can’t melee enemy star fighters.
IIRC you did a Brotato video. Have you seen a game called God of Weapons? You could have some fun with it I guess.
The mii plaza music for the character creator is perfect, chef’s kiss perfect
You shouldn’t have shot with the ship, ramming speed!!
Perfectly balanced.
getting dejavu
Awwww I was looking forward to seeing keanue reeves in space 😅! Great video!
It’s going to be 2050 and ill be playing the latest Bethesda game, becoming encumbered from stealing all a vendor’s stuff from use the floor.
Shout to all the other small YouTubers who did this video first! Sorry Britt
Oh no I liked before I knew what was at stake……..well shucks lol.
😂👍🏻
Absolute stud.
😂
Splendid 29 min.
Testicles
How dare you not punch the ships in space. Fake news!
Another spotless game by Bethesda
Day 280 of asking Spiff to play Battle Realms. Starfield is perfectly balanced, obviously.
So “I cast fist” is an acceptable build to create now?
Lets hope this video isnt just a broken mod showcase like that BG3 one…
Why does your character look like he goes to the pub at 10am daily and drinks John Smiths, smokes Amber Leaf with no filter and knows everyone…
But maybe I wanna meet count fisto 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Todd Strikes Back
Didn’t you already do Starfield?
Can’t wait for count fisto to come to Germany
Meow!
I LIKED BEFORE I KNEW OF MY CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS TO COUNT FISTO UPON DOING SO! NOOOOOOOO!1!!!!1!!!11!
Why did i know you would make a fist only run
It just works.
Came here to say “Fist” but looks like I was 96th
10min in 🎉
Ah yes, the 100% no exploits or glitches starfield
It’s time to show everyone the true power of the starchild, with every punch the starchild imparts the energy of an entire star.
should have named him after famous british boxer Ricky Fatton
Reanu Keeves may not be our protagonist in this particular story, but bless Todd Howard for allowing Reanu to transcend the boundaries of an atmosphere and spread his influence across all of space and time.
Todd patched the New Atlantis Loot Crates right after spiffing’s video came out. HE’S WATCHING
garfield is a perfectly balanced game
thank you
Thank you Todd Howard for continuing to make such perfect games! They just work!
And to think, the volumes of tea smuggled across the galaxy lost to the stars… vengeance must be had one day, WITH OUR FISTS
Next up, Starfid only challenge
Mandatory comment time to Appease the algorithm and Todd Howard!
Unironically, just started the video, and that character reminds me a lot of a typical githyanki LOL
*BOW DOWN TO THE FISTING*
Excelente, nunca me pierdo los videos de este Británico jajaj solo buenos
Hello there Spiff 😀
You made Frenchy in starfield lol
do u know packgod
Been waiting for Brit doing an episode about Starfield!!!
Count Fisto?
Must be related to Kit Fisto.
Todd and YT must really love spiffing brit, they Dedicates an entire team just to just watch his vids and patch things
New Todd Howard game = Always good content and perfectly balanced game with no exploits
Posted 5min ago and already 2k views NOICE
Lol
I love the Fisting Brit! 😂
Hello
Hey spiff. I’ve been watching for quite a few years. I honestly don’t know how I got by before watching the first video.
I had wanted and alien dna on my guy but its mostly so I can only use pistols and feel like a gunslinger. Kill bounty hunters and do bounties lol
‘Field of the North Star: The Fisting’ huge stomach churning expansion package.
Spiff wanted to make a gorgeous alien guy, but he just made awesome mustache Asmongold 😂
This went from Dollar Store Doom Slayer to Gotta go Fast
tea chain here
If you wanted to use the boost pack, Bounty hunter has more useful perks for what you’re doing. You wouldn’t get any wasted perks
Character is looking like a guy from paris fashion week.
Absolutely Bri’ish.
Perfectly balanced.
Spiff… I had no idea you were a masochist of such high caliber. Suffering through the pain of a Starfield unarmed only run… Sisyphus quacks beneath you, milord.
A British gentleman gently beating the shit out of people with his bare hands. That’s what youtube was created for.
Field of Star.
2 min:) longest time i have ever lasted
I love perfectly balanced gameplay. Thank you, your Tea-lordship!
Earl Grey tea is best tea
This Todd Howard guy made a nice balanced game with no bugs, I sure hope hes gonna make Skyrim like that too
The video came less than a minute ago and doesn’t haave any views, but there’re 13 comments already.
*PERFECTLY BALANCED*
Apparently I’m the first like and comment, cool
😁😁😁
Ahh It is great to watch spiff and drink a cup of tea ☕
Yesssssss… wha-what second like, first comment…? It’s fake I gotta be like 16th like or something, first comment? Not likely.
Yorksher tea is qouite good indeed🫖
19th
I ❤ Fisto
less than a min away :0
can you beat starfield never putting on a space suit, perfectly balanced skyrim experience.
hey spiff
hello mister spiffing brit, i hope you are feeling jazzy as always!
Wow 36 seconds. I haven’t come this early to a video since… you know what nevermind.
Haven’t clicked this fast in a minute
Spoof
Video published 20 seconds ago ? Im lucky today to be first who see such a nice content :>
STARFIELD PUGILIST LOL
last
Nice
If you can read this, have a great, spiffing day
Stunning
We love spiff
First
First
Great to see more content chap!
Perfect timing :))
First?
hi
Perfect timing
Megatea
First🎉
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