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I don’t know whats worse. That they are still asking full price for that game or that people are paying it.
3:14 super effective for conversations.
I laughed so hard I cried. 😂 Thanks man!
Godd Howard can’t stop winning
Please don’t use the Lord’s name in vain.
oh i see the macro recorder there good one
10:05 Chastity cage mentioned! UwU!
– Adûnâi
“Multiverse theory is appealing to fans of Rick and Morty because it implies the existence of a dimension in which you haven’t been molested” — absolutely killer line.
No no. It is that bad. You were right
Love the thumbnail btw
R E P L A C E T H E B A T T E R Y 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
As a Father I can assure you, I also did not enjoy this game.
Starfailed 😅. (Gave me “Poster” Vibes – shiny Surface but lacking anything deeper 😔)
Love the redlettermedia pic on the word dementia XD
Listen, dads are a problem.
Here’s an idea, quit buying their dogshit games people!
Todd Howard has become the new Peter Molyneux
There are currently 18 PS5 titles. 4 of them are dubious to call “games” lol.
0:45 Oh no no no no Xbots bros, Boringfield will have a release on PS5 with “””updated””” performance as well as with a second DLC😂
Yeah, this game sucks
I’m so happy this piece of shit game flopped.
I had various points of frustration in Starfield and I aired my grievances by airing the intestines of the local populace. But that was obviously in a different universe, as my character wasn’t an unrepentant serial killer in that play through.
I never tried gasligthing Sarah so hard she was filled with helium-3, though. But I did almost inevitably shoot my companions whilst they interposed themselves between me and my enemies. They’re nearly 85% lead by volume at this point.
I wish I could spend 2 whole hours docking and undocking with Sseth.
Sarah looks like a younger Hilary Clinton 😂
Nice review. LOL at 5:44 — as a dad of 4, I gotta ask you guys how you have time to play THREE games a year. Maybe you meant you *started* three games…
man, looking at this again reminds me of the current white house:
Old as fuck and needs to be sent to the home
4:09 why is there Joe Rogan ?))))
The moment I gave up on this game was Parodiso. Why can’t I wipe the Board of Directors, and then let the colonists have the planet?
-Oh boy, we’ll make a jewish person a member of the ancient spaceship crew. Hope there won’t be something weird
(Just found this channel. *Inhale* That dude are great. Going to watch him.)
Finngolian chindonesians
Oof, 10:20 did not age well
can you do a space marine 2 review
Starfield feels like paying $60 to watch a ESG movie
Please review Warframe
Fuck every youtuber who puts that fucking smoke detector chirp into a video and makes my dog go apeshit thinking something’s up.
The emergency power cell is the biggest red herring in the game. I carried 3 of those bricks in my cargo bay for half the game before i realized there was no purpose for them.
I see Chad Austrian Painter … I subscribe … I am a simple man.
I own a copy with the season pass it still hurts man.
Stunningly unattractive character models. Quite the achievement.
“Chindonesians” cracked me up, like, an entire race that looks like Steven Seagal
You like this video because of the jokes and the overall humor — I like this video because it uses those jokes and humor to describe how absolutely dog-sh*t Starfield is.
_We are not the same._
best video about starfield so far
Go play Oblivion Remaster.
I swear to you that I made a save right before talking with the board at Paradiso (on my second playthrough) and emptied all the ammo types I had on me. Wait ….. I have a mod idea. I’ll see you guys on Nexus soon. If I can mod out Nazzem, these @$$#0les don’t stand a chance.
not being able to annihilate the universe when thats literally somthing one of the starborn did. 1/10 good potted plants
I can’t believe Sarah judges you while she is clearly addicted to fentanyl
Every minute you spent playing this could have been spent playing the inimitable EA classic from 2000 – Championship Bass. A game where you can catch not only bass, but also bright yellow bass.
The cutecenes are so long to make sure the muddle aged audience has time to put back half a beer inbetween every zone.
10:22 Good news, sseth. Modders actually overhauled this game into star wars
100 bucks with pyro uh…
9:37 pyrocynical
That gamer dads line is so true still to this day. Middle aged dudes who clap their hands at mediocre Triple A games will always piss me off
this whole game is a crater.
4:04 😢
11:05 Such a based sentence. It’ll leave the common regurgitatator stunned
So what you are saying is that we are basically Sarah, and Todd Howard is the protag with high charisma who keeps gaslighting us into staying around even as he kills people in front of us
4:27 i occasionally have sex with objectively beautiful women. Most of them are like this
Pick option 3 !!!
Who the fuck dreams about being a bangladeshi man 😂😂😂
Starfield: Now with paid mods
The only appropriate way to play Starfield is by installing 300+ mods to turn the game into Star Wars
This game began with cultural appropriation- living in the mining industry the tutorial infuriated me and I stopped playing
I completely missed this video coming out, I found it a year later. Argh.
I generally liked Starfield, but once you’ve played the story once, it’s boring. The base building was a titanic chore. I just wanted a place to dump my loot because I’m a hideous packrat and this the first Bathsheba game that made me work at that. If you don’t know, the storage system on outposts is based on the building base structures with tiny storage space given their size and is dependent on the type of material.
Iron doesn’t go in the same place as water, you dingus…What? No I don’t care if it all fits in your ship’s storage together YOU CAN’T JUST HAVE MINERALS MIXING AROUND WITH YOUR BIOLOGICAL RESOURCES WHILE ON A PLANET! DON’T BE RIDICULOUS, THAT’S ANARCHY!!! You keep that freaky nonsense shit on your ship.
I am shamed to say I romanced Sarah in my first run. Married her too. Divorced her about two hours later because her being sweet to you is horrifying. Like really creepy, no lie. I thought it hilarious within the context of the roleplay.
Marry Sarah. First dialogue after getting married.
Sarah coos: Oh, my love, I can’t believe how happy I am to share my life with you.
PC, visibly flinching in disgust: Yeah…I’d like to talk about our relationship.
It’s a year later, the Mod tools are out…I think…but I haven’t reinstalled the game. I just can’t muster the interest. Maybe if I hear that someone made a good mod that converts all the very flat, boring, uninspired plots into something even mildly entertaining I will.
P.S. The pirate plot line was pretty fun if only how thoroughly and unapologetically I completely buddied up to Diego to completely betrayed and humiliated him by not even giving him a noble death. Took him and everyone else in alive and visit them whenever I’m passing by. Again the RP thing. Him going on a triade about how I was such a good pirate I’m only betraying myself. It was a good, impassioned rant. My answer to his ‘how could you do this?’ was basically, ‘It was funny’ was good head canon.
I was disappointed I couldn’t have his scarf.
“and still the PS5 has no games.”
Nearly 2 years later and that still reigns true. The Blue Xbox is only selling because of brand recognition at this rate.
“everyone i want to shoot is a higher entity made of light”
Take a second to close your eyes and imagine what the guys behind The Outer Worlds could’ve did with the resources they poured into this miserably gorgeous experience,
This will be elder scrolls 6.
your bangladeshi looks like sri liankan/british comedian romesh ranganathan
I avoided the main quest for a while and assumed that for once I wouldn’t be the center of the universe but that went out the window so quickly.
I didn’t like the game either but who the hell just goes around shooting every person they see?
Gravity racism must end. It’s not our fault you let us bring you down.
Can’t wait for Todd to sell this game again in 10 years as a Remastered edition 😂
10/10 No notes
Gunna be honest I’ve got 80 hours into this and not even gone up to the station to meet old mate and since droped playing the game
I have bought precisely two games from bethesda FO3 and skyrim for my Xbox 360 (I don’t count New Vegas because Todd and company refuse to) and my oppinion is ~to be blunt~ I haven’t missed a god damn thing by not purchasing anything else.
And No: I didn’t play with Mods. No, you do not want to start with me with trying to extol their virtues.
Sseth’s lines always hit but the one about gamer dads really hit the jackpot.
Hey look! Its Reggie!
“The streets give, and the streets take” took me out lmao
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I would rather make myself some good stake in washing machine than having this slimy slop on my plate
2025, does PS5 have any games yet??
Sarah told me to trust the science. I trusted the science of ballistics.
Your edits are as bad as the game. Why so many N?
I give it fifteen seconds before he starts dropping race science on me
Man fuck this game
i love this. you should revisit starfield but with mods
6:31 missed opportunities to make the low-battery alarm go off
Bro I tried playing to just enjoy building outposts which as it turns out…. Is impossible unless you really like staring at an empty void.
09:38 – account: pyrocynical
oh sseth
Is this narrated by ai or do you just talk like a robot ?
I mean … all jokes aside the sht looks amazing
That punch with no damage from the shotgun is so lacking intensile interaction. Cyberpunk was so broken at launch but once they actually fixed it the shotguns just have such a great feel makes it hard to see another game with a shotgun that just goes pew pew. It also looks pretty damn similar to the animations from fallout 4
What game is that at 11:11?
All I remember about Starfield is how AWFUl the companions were – they ALL gripe at you the ENTIRE GAME!
good video
If you want a guide on how to make Starfield good, I gotchu:
Step 1. Buy the game (most difficult part).
Step 2. Download a mod that wipes the game clean and replaces it with a 1:1 recreation of Elden Ring.
Step 3. Enjoy.
You can thank me later.
0:15
What the fuck is this?
10:12 ouhh that ship design is stolen from EVE ONLINE… its a Retriever I think?
Believe the lies…
my problem with this game is that the story sucks assssssssssssss
Game so bad it made Sseth have to review it instead of an obscure RPG developed in a former Yugoslavian nation
wtf am i watching
Quickest of the Starfield reviews I’ve seen so far, yet probably the funniest one.
@4:03 so tru tho
bethedsa is dead, no hope for ES6
I bought an ssd because my hard drive couldn’t run this game. Did some totally forgettable shooting build, got to the final fight with zero points invested in any conversation mechanics and cleared the persuasion check on the first try. There are no obstacles in this game. My favorite thing to do was go to earth’s moon and giggle at being able to sleep in my ship for 661 hours at a time.
lol
Worst game of the decade. Outdated engine and endless loading. Copy and paste outposts and loot. The ladder issue. Horrendous side companions including Sarah. They should’ve just made 8 planets with moons and that’s the sandbox.
.iooppll
Sarah looks drunk
And Howard said that ES6 will be like this. Fucking yuck.
youre my favorite new black creator
Hey! Starfield is NOT a bad game. Seriously.
“Bowel-doers gate”
I never noticed how wasted sarah looks when she forgives you. Her expressions are fucked lol
i fucking hate that i spent 100 buck on this piece of shit
AND ILL DO IT AGAIN
this is the best game review of all time. really hoping he does a KCD2 review
The video has next level based
Thanks Todd. Morrowind was great.
looks like a trash clone of fallout 4 but in space
Worst Skyrim mod yey
Metal Gear Solid V when?
man comparing it with the old games sseth reviews , man starfield sucks
6:31 one of my cats was sitting on my bed when this part was playing and she got spooked by the smoke alarm noise
This review is a work of art. There are lines that still live rent-free in my mind.
I am stilling multiverse / Rick and Morty fandom quote. Truth is the most effective rhetoric.
Starslops? moar like Slopsfield amirite
This release was a test. You think nobody noticed the zombie eyes, the hollow atmosphere, the constant loading? They knew. Everyone knew. All of this was intentional. “Ship it. They’ll buy it. They’ll buy anything. $89 ? That’s nothing. That’s change. They’ll pay us $800 for sanctioned mods, to fix their $100 game.” giant brain soyjack, that’s how i feel when i utter the words Sunk Cost Fallacy. “We need it to be just enough game, enough setting, to generate the itch to fill the gaps. Then we offer them a $5 solution. Repeat this for a thousand planets. They will furnish the universe with cheap nick nacks.* I am the only person in the world who understands Bethesda.
You know remember Starfield
How do you learn chindonesians 😂
Worst game of 2023.
The voice could have more bass.
You know you fucked up when the idea of a superpowered evil player character invading another game series ala Re: Creators is infinitely more interesting than *actually playing the game.*
6:32 aaaahhhh ceiling bird is angry at me and I must feed him
Haven’t felt zero interest to replay this since it came out. First time for Bethesda game.
the worst part of this review is that I’ve seen the exact video Sseth mentioned at 8:45
I think the height of intolerableness for me with this game (and I still play it every now and then) is that one stupid mission where we have to sneak around that rich guy, and while they give us the option to kill him and escape, the group still collectively bash me for killing the guy, his guard, and all his employees.
*WHEN THEY WERE THE ONES WHO KILLED THEM ALL*
I didn’t do a thing! The old guy and Sarah just went crazy! I was scared!
0:58 hideo kojima?
I’m not playing this game.
Man I can’t wait for TES6 and FO5
You have to be pretty clownish, arrogant, and stupid to FAIL to see that Starfield is an objectively good game and that it’s full of constantly great and beautifully written stories.
You are a complete idiot.😂😂😂
I’m glad I’m smart enough and intelligent enough to enjoy the quality of this game, unlike you.
0:18 Don’t ask about what my grandpa did in 1940. Greetings from Argentina.
The issue is these elements of the game that are good ideas. These a lot of elements that really help you roleplay like the traits and that it does allow you to act like a normal person which could allow you to immerse yourself. While i like the fact the main quest story doesn’t make you feel the need to rush into it at the beginning, which i found a bit daft in skyrim (these an apocalyptic event and I’m just out here building a manor), so you can explore first. But its completely undermined by the fact that the world is fucking shallow. Like cool I have the background as a mercenary and have speech options reflect it but i can’t kill the evil ceo? I am in this worlds religion but i can’t even interact inside its church. Its like a stew of good ideas but they didn’t bother turning the stove on to cook it
No hate on seth whatsoever. But i am extremely frustrated with youtube, these controls suck ass when i slide a video down to look and interact with other shit, anytime i click on the screen it full screens the video then i swipe down to get out of full screen but end up on the last video i watched for some reason? Like this shit is fucking asinine and fucking annoying
Compare this to Gman’s review 😅😂
over a year later full of feedback, tips and constructive criticisms…. they ignored ALL of that and released a dlc so fkng bad mrmatty said it was ass. elder scrolls 6? we’re so fucked.
but hey at least the subreddit finally hates the game now.
The facial animations are grotesquely hideous
Did you show a short clip of Mike Stoklasa of the Red Letter Media while speaking of dementia? Hats off!
Seth calling out huwite boys for their jump when his people struggle to climb the stairs to their tunnels in NYC
I wonder what it feels like…knowing that your “dream game” is a failure. Todd is unable to ever speak on the subject or discuss it honestly due to fiduciary responsibilities.
He cant say “it was awful and we’ll try to do better”. He cant say anything. 😁
I hate this game so much
Sseth Tzeentach pronounces words like he’s only read them in a book and is now speaking them out loud for the first time.
Wait where is sponsorship am I going crazy yet again?
this game has cbbe now its called vbb. im buying it next paycheck.
Hairpattern 3a sucks ass
5:29 the fact that you can give yourself in the new bounty hunter dlc the Callsign Blitzkrieg tells me that Seth has been right all along.
1:07 that guy looks like indian he is not any close to look like Bangladeshi man
Emil the arch mage wizard of story conjuring cooked up this mid ass grimoire
Ah evem Seth aproves Fingolian might
I uninstalled the game before finishing it.
It just works.
Why did anyone fall for this? Its fallout 4 again again. Or Morrowind again again again again again again: The reckoning
The moment I first saw gameplay of this, and saw they were STILL using the Oblivion engine now 20 years later, I knew this game was going to be… special. Honestly, I blame the mod-makers, because they’re the only ones allowing Bethesda to get away with this. Todd Howard knows that no matter how bad or lazy they make their games, the mod community will have it workable in 6 months to a year, and they’ll still recoup their money on the residuals.
Im pretty sure the deciding factor for your characters voice in the unity is litteraly your walking animation
What kind of speech impediment do you have?
In the first minute of this video you definitively showed how pathetically simple-minded BGS is.
That paid mods take aged like fine wine.
Finngolians mentioned, TORILLE!!!!
You forgot about the PPPRHONOWNS!!!!
10:20 that they did. Shame on the modders making them.
Starfield is one of the most amazing gaming experiences I had in my life. Which is quite something, considering that I’ve been playing since the 1980s. I lost count of how many entertaining hours it gave me already. Perhaps one day I’ll even install it and play…🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤭
Love Starfield. Starfield is best Bethesda game. Haters going to hate.
Wilson William Davis Michelle Harris Brenda
“The only reason we don’t have paid mods is because of push back, believe me. They’ll try again.”
And so it was foretold in the scriptures.
I’ve never heard a more biting criticism of my entire civilization than that “a stable family is science fiction” to us.
God I wish Yakub was in the game.
Shattered Space review soon? Lol
Ohh the paid mods bit aged like fine wine. And there are some fools who are actually defending and paying for mods. By god gaming is going to implode.
We have paid mods, just not on Steam. That pushback did absolutely nothing except cut Valve out of the loop, which would’ve been fine if Bethesda hadn’t gone through with it anyway and done a much worse job.
I’m proud to say that I haven’t paid for the last 3 Bethesda games that were released
what game is that at 11:11? I might buy THAT one…
The angloid Yakuubians
Hopefully all of the 300 dads loving this game from all around the world enjoyed their first overpriced DLC(there will be more).
“*Chindonesions*”
wasnt there a displate ad in here??? i s2g there was
There should have been a comment about Mike Stoklasa from RLM at 2:00
This will now be that comment.
Based fallpit new vegas doesnt have eessential npcs
“Because there’s the possibility of a universe were you weren’t molested” hahah jfc
you sure like jokes about white people, but we need more jokes about blacks and browns to reach the REAL edginess
Damn, I never knew Todd was based
synthetic man should take note from your vids
criticism isnt enough
we must fully schitzo review
Thank you for playing so I didn’t have to
So nice, had to come back and view it twice ❤🐦
This game is not even worth pirating. What a joke lol
This is the most realistic review for this dumb game I’ve heard. I couldn’t even get through the campaign once before I just lost interest.
02:40 did you remove the ad?! Good if yes!!
Does Bethesda like Bethesda games?
the paid mods bit aged poorly lmfao
I find it based that Seth uses yakoob here, is very funny
6:37 Seeth has clearly never changed a smoke alarm if he thinks they take a set of batteries like that
Please do a GTFO review at some point!
Facial animation
Facial animation never changes
All them triangles and it still looks like shit
The paid mods bit did not age well…
“Skyrim in space”.
Yup. Which is why hate skyrim. Streamlined, overly simplified, and boring.
What game is shown at 11:12?
Imagine paying for a Bethesda game
“Starfield is to roleplaying what dementia is to the elderly”
Seth. I appreciate you
No Man’s Sky team toiled for a decade to perfect the system. Bethesda said, we do things our way, a way that just works.
wait a minute
They tried again
U are the most re-watchable mf in this platform god bless u
OH I GET IT. THEY MADE HEAT SIGNATURE.
Oooooooooooo SOY!
My 2 favorite games have to be Starslop and Slop Citizen. I just love slop. I like paying too much money for hot poo. Then trying to justify it
i made it like 15 minutes in this game and unistalled and returned it. one of the worst games iv ever played hands down.
In my 69th universe that crazy guy in the 40’s ended up being a painter but he only painted furrys and it caused yiff expansion throughout Europe.
Also, the fact you cannot fight against the corporation in that one quest shows their inner thoughts: “Do not fight corporations, do what you are told or f*ck off”.
To me the worst thing is definitelly the fashion, you think that the elite of this game’s world would dress in something more appealing to really show how far they are from the peasents…
But everyone dresses in the same boring earth tones. Souless to the bone.
This was so good im not sure how it took me this long to find your channel
I got this game for free. After 30 minutes of playing this i thought i overpaid.
I’m waiting for Sseth to get a durex sponsorship
I googled the pig thing. I wish I hadn’t.
This aged like fine wine
This is like skyrim 10/10
Redditors seething at this basedness.
When will I get my Merchants Guild gold payments, Lord Sseth?
Seems like Sam Hyde’s offspring has made it to the Stars!
Honorary aryan (shows the Argentinian flag) 😭😭😭
Doesn’t help that I am Argentinian
PSA: If you have any hope for TES 6 being a good game, you are actively delusional and should seek professional help.
I enjoy the game and you are going to accuse me of ‘cope’ but the truth is. your lack of cope is fucking sad. You have daddy issues by the way?… yeah you have daddy issues.
Starfield is so unmemorable to me that I’ve watched this video maybe 3 times since it came out and I’ll try to remember any joke Sseth made in it and can’t.
No kne even wanted Starfield…we all wanted Skyrim 2024 edition
5:53 peak mentioned
As a Rick and Morty fan, I still have hope about that posibility.
2:00 brings up dementia and uses Mike from RLM, deep cut
The biggest letdown in Elder Scrolls history.
(Because time was wasted, that should’ve been spent on ES6)
First time Sarah nagged me like the bitch she is, i hopped on my awesome spaceship and flew out in space and committed genocide after genocide keeping her hostage on my ship.
Of course i spent 170hours in starfield. Didn’t even play 30% of the story. Constellation is so cringe. I hate em all. UC and Freestar have better quests but they are stupid. They are literally they same.
Ship builder kinda nice tho.
Spent over 100hours building ships. Never finished or cared for the story.
Why even build outposts?
Recently gave it another chance, downloaded, created characters. Walked to the stupid crystal. Ended the game deinstalled it again. Can’t do it. Can’t play it ever again.
Im hurt by this release.
All the time wasted should’ve been spent on Elder Scrolls 6… hmm..
get ur shit together todd. ASAP. Or Bethesda goes bankrupt if elder scrolls 6 misses.
Or fallout 5.
pull a startfeld again, its over.
It still angers me. Ever since the release this hurt my soul.
Its okey game. But it is the biggest let down in elder scrolls history
“Ask not what todd howard can do for you, but what you can do for todd howard”
I was totally thinking that something was wrong and now I noticed, the Displate ad is not here anymore for some reason
They did in fact, try the paid mods again. And predictably
they’re low effort dogshit, or just a reskin.
Gather round children. The Bethesda anus has expanded and is about pour out another generous helping of slop for the trough. We’ve got hundreds of hours of procgen white noise to waste your precious time alive on Earth on. Everything has been scientifically calibrated to ensure you never have an emotional response.
I hate how people are reluctant to say Starfield is a bad game. It is, it is a shallow, boring game, and the fact, that Bethesda has the audacity to push the 70 euro price point with this piece of shit and then try the paid mods shit again is an outrage. If people had the balls to call it what it is I would have never wasted money on this pile of garbage.
The only reason i ever “enjoyed” starfield is because it meant i didn’t have to watch minions for the 60th time when i was babysitting.
They did infact try again, and put in paid mods, fuck Bethesda
Who put a sponsor there on sponsorblock?
It takes a special person to appreciate a game like Starfield. And by special, I mean mad, drunk & absolutely fucking stupid.
Fuck this game.
kenshi in space?
3:33 He’s not even exaggerating, every pirate becomes instantly friendly to you. This is a lot more baffling when you realize the quest that does this is one of the earliest quests in the game and it gets triggered automatically. And the most insane part is that since this is a procedural game you encounter dozens of pirates bases and ships which would normally give you something fun to shoot at but instead they are useless procedural buildings filled with generic NPCs. The entire game is really bad but this part really left me stunlocked
Did this game ever become better?
4:15 on fent
1.3k dads have investment bias. I’m not mad they’re gaslighting themselves into thinking they bought a good game; I just hope their suffering is lightened soon.
are you the spiffing brit?
Paid Mods are here baby!
What smoke alarm doesn’t take a 9 volt…. Dudes never changed batteries in a smoke alarm…
holy shit he predicted the future again
As an Argentinian, I’m proud to be represented in a Sseth video
Play Haven and Hearth
what do you mean you are white?
(2:00) I SAW MIKE FROM RED LETTER MEDIA AND I CLAAAAAAAPED!
I had an actual moment of panic when the fire alarm sound played
We now have mods…Paid mods…Mistakes are on repeat at Bethesda it seems…
THEY TRIED AGAIN
Not the smoke alarm and fried chicken😂😂
Paid Mods say hello again
Welp. He was right, paid mods are back
Mods are out for starfield and yes they do have paid “creations” and even independent modders are able to charge you for your the mods bethesda is pathetic
Mods are to blame for game developers inclusion of Micro Transactions and “Pay to win” in games. Developers looked at what mods people were downloading and they realised that people want OP everything and tons of BLING. AAA’s realised that they could monetise skins, guns, armour etc because gamers want the ability to quickly defeat adversaries on max difficulty. Few gamers play Fallout 4 in survival mode which actually provides a good game of life after a Nuke-holocast and even then look at the mods that Survival mode gamers download to make the game easier for themselves. Mods are a double edged sword, they make games easier but incentivise GREED. This is why Tod Howard wants to monetise creation club quite clever actually, let others do the work and take a cut.
It’s funny that this video is about three minutes shorter than the breeders of nephylhym video. And with significantly more criticism.
This man saw the writing on the wall and called it on the paid mods. They can’t keep getting away with it!
11:40 they had tried again
1:07 thats a srilankan, not a bangladeshi
Sseth predicted it lmao
And bethesda released paid mods again. Lmfao.
And they went and added paid mods, just like papa sseth foretold.
you were right they’re doubling down on payed mods even more
I think it says something that i never finished this vid until now, the game is genuinely that much of a snoozefest even Sseth couldn’t get me invested at all
7:31 Tell me the name of the mod, please?
Update: they have released the Creation Kit, as well as paid mods. Little over six months later, too.
On point as always, Sseth.
ARGENTINA MENCIONADO QUE PORONGA ES UNA MILLAAAAAAAA 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
No Man’s StarSkryim and The Multiverse of Madness
“Bangladeshi man with a10 eyes” created a tulpa in my mind upon hearing
11:45 the prophecy
This video confirms that yet again, the Toddfather is based beyond recognition.
If fallout 4 is anything to go off, the code for adhesive is 1bf72e
Now imagine paying 100 bucks in a gamepass game
When are you gonna do Unreal World
It’s hilarious that fallout had a way to checklist items you’d need for a build, but this doesn’t
Vingolian chindonesians
I hope everyone is ready for the next 2 years where the contrarian switch goes off in everyone’s brains and they suddenly decide Starfield was good because they can’t cope with the fact they spent 90 dollars on an ai generated game.
Just went on a Yakub spiral I’m headed to Greece to trace my roots
10:10 I know that video 🙂
If this review is more interesting than the game, there’s something wrong.
Every time a game like this comes out, I like to remind people that there’s a very VERY good reason that Star Citizen isn’t out yet.
Ok but you didnt link any of the displates you have now so I cant buy some of the ones that are very, inspiring.
Alot of your jokes seem to be racial, also this game is good. Your pc just sucks and so does your opinion
I see the 4090 club has an illustrious member.
Also phrasing.
2:30 please don’t show your hands, you are breaking my immersion
The negative Sseth review of all time
The grav drive paradiso mission is when i stopped playing.
MOTHER FU KER THATS LOSS
7:32 Skyrim?
The best way to refund this game is to get Xbox game pass for one month so you can see how bad it is, then stop playing it and quit game pass but play as many other games on there as you can before the month runs out.
As a black man, I’m gonna pass on this one
Does anyone know what is the name of the soundtrack from the displate add?
That fat chineese sam hyde image wtf lmao. Did you make that?
0:45 EPIC 20 year old 4chins meme, my brother.
NOT TALCUM X ON THE CHART
Seriously though anybody that keeps buying Bethesda’s dogshit deserve to be disappointed. When’s the last time they release a game that wasn’t a crappy, buggy, crashing mess of what is supposed to be a video game? Also all of the bs around Fallout 76 that IH covered on his channel. If you still support Bethesda after all of that… you might be a bit dumb
This game really makes you feel like you’re trying to please the shareholders!
As someone who tested this game, this video is depressingly accurate and on point
WHATS THE FUN LOOKING GAME AT 12:34
Lmao, nerd. I got my refund. Game wouldn’t run. >:P
Seth may need to talk to his parents, they are both white in the game….
writing a macro is straight up hacking/cheating
That Rick and Morty line was fucking hilarious
YEEAAAAH THE FUNNY NIPAH GIRL IS ARGENTINIAN
I still don´t get why people even play these games
“oh you can walk around, talk to NPCs and craft things” great, that sounds really boring
2:56
Dude, Romania gave me my mental health problems, but I guess you do fit right in I suppose xD
Paying for mods? Its already happened to Skyrim 😂
i kept getting attacked by bounty hunters for no reason and when i defended my self my companions kept getting pissy with me… and then i would persuade them to stay and all was forgiven… until i was attacked again for no reason… i eventually uninstalled the game and canceled my game pass sub.
I can`t with this guy 😂
Best video because it rips so hard on Bathesda and Bathesda fans.
11:12 y have seems most of your videos without laughing but i lost it here… by how the games are made you can say they are exactly that.
My friends displate fell of the wall at night and killed him
-R.I.P. Kevin 1989-2023
holy shit this game sounds worse than fallout 4
It’s almost 6 months down the line and we still don’t have the tool kit.
1:25 legitimately antisemitic
I am addicted to your videos. For the love of beans please upload more often 🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘
7:08 Described Bethesda’s fanbase in a nutshell.
I think at this point I have spent more time watching people bash this garbage game then I did playing their last good game (skyrim)….and I played the crap out of that game
how CAN someone join the mechants guild is it only in avalar?
i do not know why, but with sseth’s videos my audio system works like shit, bass is constantly echoing while other videos at the same volume sound fine. What is my bass’ problem?
“Bangladeshi man”?? *sri lankan butcher
Crazy that Sseth predicted they would try paid mods again. They did like a month after this…
Ligma
I learned my lesson. Never trust Todd the Fraud.
Just Chat GPT your vids & it’ll be over in no time brother
so glad that Sseeth has not fallen off unlike pyro and delivers our daily slop content unlike this weird receding hairlined british man who comes back once a decade to feast upon his unborn children
Ahryans.
I recently started replaying Starfield after watching Patrician TV’s retrospective because I’m mentally ill, and every time I feel like quitting, I come back to this video. It motivates me. I never finished Starfield, but that changes this year. Unlike Sisyphus, I _will_ push the boulder to the top, and I will be happy while doing so.
Who’s laughing now!? We all do,well at least ones who didn’t buy starfield,the rest are depressed.
wait SSeth isnt black?
This guy is based asf
7:25 Nice of Elliot to make a cameo I know he’s always real busy with Weekly weird News.
Seth, I accept who you are, but I don’t think I can walk down this YouTube Raid Shadow Legends Hebrew Lemon Party Mixer and Sack Racing Jamboree path with you.
We now have paid mods now.
I’ve been laughing for half an hour at the Finngolian Sam Hyde. Someone got source on that image?
man oh man, so god damn good video. As my girlfriend just said “painfully accurate”. And also “the best univers is the one where sarah is a plant in a pot because she don’t speak” that one, OH BOY! that one made me cry of laughter. On my playthrough I romanced Andreja and honestly I quit liked her and how the romanced played out with her. And the Paradisio quest, MAN, how I wished I could F up the board and kill the shit out of them. For nom I’m done with this shit show of a game, don’t get me wrong, I played quit a lot of it actually, so I did enjoyed some part of it, but unless the DLC make some real big fat changes to adresse major problems, I don’t think I’m going back to it.
Let’s give the modder some time, well, let’s give them a few years, maybe they can redeem the game somehow. Hope and dreams makes one living.
I pirated it and still feel ripped off.
no, it can’t be, you are white.
I completely forgotten that Sseth covered this game
0:44 and guess what? The PS4 nowadays only has Bloodborne and Gravity Rush1/2 as exclusive games as well, everything else reached the PC medium🤣
This guys based
If they made Starfield into a no rules PVP arena it would become the greatest game ever made.
Even the modders are sick of repair Bethesdas games and make them fun. Especially now when Bethesda lets modders…. oh i mean “creators” get paid for it. In my eyes they get paid way to little. They should get a salary, not just a micro cut from the pursache.
Fck Bethesda. I didn’t buy this or FO 76 or Elderscrolls Online and I at this point that giant soulless corporation can suck my dick.
Only 3 months after release and nobody is playing this trash lmao
I still remember when the Bethesda fanboys were still believing this won’t be shit Skyrim in space.
Well, can’t wait for TESVI or Skyrim, you just had to wait forever to play the same game you did in 2011.
Four months late, but what the hell. Don’t pin Todd Howard on Dad’s gdit. As a Dad, my kids get five across the eyes if I even catch them looking at a Bethesda game. Being willfully fleeced by the worst game engines for 15 years does not make a father proud.
Avant Guard, Scathing, Hilarious. One of the best content creators on the tube
Hello star sisters
An old piece of writing advice asks, “is this the most important time of your story/characters life? If not, why aren’t we there?” Starfield tries to lure you in with stories of old space religious zealots or big corporate wars with mechs, but it’s all not around anymore, we get the universe after all the cool shit happened and everything has the corners rounded
3:10 hey i got that one
This guy WWII . Auf Wiedersehen from Buenos Aires.
So in conclusion, Todd gaslit Sseth into gaslighting Sarah. Huh.
“Starfield is to roleplaying what dementia is to the elderly.”
There are still Clowns that think u can’t see the difference between 24 fps and 60 fps 😂. Probably Console Fanboys.
Great vid
1:51 that picture of Todd Howard is so cursed and I love it
Peak form
Can’t relate, i don’t have a smoke alarm.
There is no way you don’t have an ifunny
On a positive note, The good thing is these games tend to end up more or less free and perfected by mods in the future. Fallout series completed by ignoring 76, elder scrolls time to dive into morrowind after completing daggerfall
So it just works?
Sseth sounds like he is unironically fuming with rage the entire video
Make a video on Age of Mythology.
I haven’t bought Bethesda game since 2011. People who still do make me sick.
I like the Golden Yakub in the thumbnail lmao
Children of the omnissiah is a nice track
Thanks for representing Bangladesh. Our minister approves this video
As a Bangladeshi man I approve of this video
such a concise takedown of an atrocious game
Watching someone play modern Bethesda games is like watching someone with a nicotine addiction. You know it’s bad for them, but you know it’s hard for them to quit.
Hold on. I’ve watched many Starfield reviews and nobody ever mentioned that your character doesn’t talk, really? Wow, I thought it couldn’t get any…old fashiond-er.
We all need Space Rangers 2:Rise of the Doninators review(even after almost 20 years ago!,yes!).
How the fuck did I miss this video
11:46 How right you were.
dammit todd
I haven’t seen or heard Sseth this livid… ever, really. Less like Sseth, more like Sseethe, sheesh.
after the announcement that Starfield would come to PS5, that starting joke, really does hold up.
7:56 made me flinch so hard to find the sound
This is the most normal ad reas he has ever done
This was worse than Fallout76 launch
7:19
Ahh the ol “i only habe 1-2 hours to play” line
Fun fact: the image from the Displate section with the warrior on the mountaintop with a lightningbolt hitting the sword… thats from an advertisement for aftershave cream.
So sseth is a pyro fan too huh, nice
0:19 yeah, that’s me
4:42 I laughed so fuckin hard at this shit that my stomach hurts
As an American, ~60% of the people I know have divorced parents. In middle school my entire friend group came from broken homes…… and I wouldn’t have it any other way
I preordered. Whip me father for I was weak, only kenshi 2 is worthy of a preorder whether it fails or not.
“Considering the majority of Xbox players have never replaced a smoke alarm” is crazy 💀💀
what xbox players have done though is replace the battery on their wireless controllers because for some fucking reason Microsoft is still living in the 90s
The tunnels will not save you this time
Oh god please do dragons dogma
Developed by indian – chinese slave force, credits dont lie.
It’s sad that art has to be censored
Starfield is the best no mans sky demo ever released.
BGS: “Thanks for the $70 suckaaaaaaaaaaa!”
3:22 whats that 3rd picture.
Its embarrassing that within a week modders made this game vastly better in terms of menus, animations and loading screens. That isn’t difficult, as shown by a bunch of internet randoms doing it.
Everytime I learn more about starfield it just looks more and more disappointing lol
9:10 lmao
As an Argentine I approve this message 0:18.
“multiverse theory is appealing to fans of Rick and Morty, because it implies the existence of a dimension, where you haven’t been molested.”
as a viewer currently eating fried chicken as my smoke alarm goes off. 7:50 was a low blow ☠
so happy I didn’t buy it 😆
I’m on so much ketamine that this video was specifically for me at this specific time for space. Specificity. Crazy fucking words.
How does a 12 minute video have such a long ad? jesus christ these video producers are lazy.
slur
If you haven’t try Dredge, I played it yesterday and it was tons of fun.
I haven’t played a Bethesda game since the first Skyrim release, and even then it was like 10 bucks, and I still felt like I was getting robbed. Totally bland ass story, zero effort combat, buggy as hell, and just… I never finished it. I was over them with fallout 3, and they did some copyright fuckery with Mojang’s scrolls game, which at the time wasn’t a huge big deal like it is now.
Anyways, stop giving these game companies your pre-order money. Cyberpunk, Fallout 76, hell even that gta remaster was a mobile game port. They’re betting on you pre-ordering broken unfinished piles of garbage, so they can start another broken pile of garbage. They don’t even need to make a decent game if you keep buying their unfinished broken half assed games, they just need to make a nice marketing hype train, and bam, they got your money, why fix their broken shit game?
How Bethesda isn’t on more people’s no-buy list is honestly impressive and depressive. Since FA4 I’ve not bought any of their garbage and can only sit back and laugh at the missery of all the whales who keep buying garbage and say “Please, can I have some more”
So glad I didn’t pay a dime for this garbage game. RIP to everyone who blindly walks into traps like these, over and over and over and over, in complete denial, as they try to tell themselves it was worth the money.
Chindenisians had me fucking rolling. Protect this man at all costs
Sseth tf2 💕🥴
I feel like “Merchant’s Guild” is code for something but it’s probably my imagination 😂
im glad i blacklisted bethesda after fallout 76….i havent bought a game by them since and i never will.
just for that Children of the Omnissiah music that a like
Meanwhile, gmanlives and The Act Man are praising this game like it’s a masterpiece
11:40 man that line aged well lol
What is that pixelated game at the finale?
Im in the minority that does find the game relatively fun for what it is, but at the same time its dissapointing because of how much more it *could* have been. Can’t wait to see what modders do to this game when the mod tools are released
How tf did i miss this
“To finish what the Austrian painter started…”
New Iron Sky movie lookin great!
They should’ve gone the Morrowind route. 😂
“And when everyone’s a murderhobo… NO ONE WILL BE.”
It’s like No Man’s Sky made by Ubisoft or EA
You made an accurate prediction. They’re trying paid mods again.
honorary aryans with the argentina flag is crazy LMAO
that dinasour slap nearly choked me 😀
King of the chess club hahahaha
epic thumbnail
Yakub
The multiverse molestation joke got me
Anyone know the game at 12:34?
I’m still angry at 76. I don’t care if its “ok” now either.
Sseths line about the paid mods really aged like milk……I can’t believe they brought it back….
PLEASE let bethesda give the modders the tools they need to make this game everything we thought it would be… i feel like we are on the worst timeline ;-;
Hate it when NPCs hit me with that fluoride stare
“The only reason we don’t have paid mods is because of pushback.”
And now we don’t have paid mods because no one wants to mod this mess, holy fuck lmao
just think about how many people still play this game, zero, not a word at the christmas table about it,
Spoiler alert, they tried paid mods again
Free Palastine
haha the paid mods comment was prophetic
Aah, the most Innovative gameplay of year 2023 according to Steam voters.
11:45 this aged like milk
Small time Bethesda had done it again
And now its apparently game with most innovative gameplay this year, Todd won once again, he cant be getting away with this man
5:28 wanting to hear more about this dimension please.
7:08 I find this applies to some college students as well
“Starfield is to role playing what dementia is to the elderly”. Hahahahahaaaa!
As an honorary aryan I aprove
Sseth was a visionary. Paid mods are indeed back stronger, and Todd broke all the other mods just to make them competitive.
This is the first video where Sseth sounds actually angry, he is justified in that feeling.
finally a video that expresses my exact opinion of this game.
starslop = literally the shortest sseth video in years
I love how Sseth predicted the return of the paid mods just a few month before Bethesda tried again. What a joke this company.
In space…nobody can heard you snore
2:14 music name please
imagine having elon musk on your wall. barf
11:50 Well Sseth, they tried again…
There are paid mods now.
He called the paid mods 😔
“They will try again” Not even 2 months later a forced update to Skyrim comes through. the man predicted the future.
Pro tip: You should probably at least attempt to hide the fact that you’re just an angsty shit-poster.
5:12 Holocure shown on screen, you are now obligated to make a review out of this free game( when the third gen gets released would be neat).
this games incredibly mid and id go as far as to say its even terrible but jeepers do you ever complain lol
“What the Austrian painter started, Todd will finish.”
WTF I love Starfield now!
Well… i dont listened anymore. Todd can go and frog himself. I didnt buy that heap of feces and i pass on everything that comes after. And it feels good! It feels good to be able to say: told you so. 😊😊
I love that Adeptus mechanicus music lmao
Sseth was right. Bethesda is trying to shoehorn in paid mods again.
Maaaan and they fuck up Skyrim mods now too
Wasn’t enough they release a shit game, now they gotta backpedal and screw up existing games
its already on sale
So its outer worlds but boring, gotcha
Garbage jokes and audio so bassy my ears hurt
Are you and Black Joshi brothers?
This video would have been just fine without dragging the honour of gaming Dad’s through the mud.
I can stop watching reviews blaming bethesda lol! Please HELP! XD
3:27 skip ad
“Todd’s gonna tell me lies. Sweet little lies. And I’m gonna listen.”
such a fucking raw line about the state of the industry
ARGENTINA MENTIONED !!! thank you papa sseth
Called it with paid mods – they are back now!
Even now, Bethesda still doesn’t know how to properly update their 10 year old engine when companies like Valve and Capcom did a better job by a tenfold.
This is what Bethesda stands for nowadays: *incompetence and complacency.*
What was that pixel game towards the end of the video??
It’s fucking crazy that he predicted Bethesda bringing paid mods back two months ago and they fucking went and did, goddamn Bethesda.
I’ll play this game in a few years when the Ultimate Edition is on a big sale. Looks fun. 🙂
yo what’s that game at the ending ?
So chad Todd Howard made a side quest that was the entirety of the main plot of the Outer Worlds how cheeky
12:35 what game is on screen ?
Gib song @ 2:11
They tried the paid mods again
So glad I didn’t fall for Mr Howard’s trickery.
“they’ll try paid mods again”
not 2 months after this video Bethesda released an update to Skyrim that bricked everyones mod load orders for the sole fucking purpose of injecting their dogshit paid mods platform into a decade old game
Thanks for this. Now I don’t have to waste money on a shit product. I bought Soulash II and Path of Achra instead lol.
I feel, and this is crackpot bullshit and I freely admit it, that the game is secretly the best unintentionally Anti-Nihilist work in modern media.
The Starborn are never portrayed as anything other than monsters, who drank the kool-aid and have endlessly speedran lifetimes and do nothing but decrease the quality of life around them. Even the ones that are “””beneficial””” only end up doing vague spiritualism that helps nobody.
Shit even in the story of the game *spoilers, i fucking guess if you give a shit* The starborn are why earth died. None of them are ever portrayed as anything else other than petulant children blowing shit up because lol random. There is no benefit to having them around, they will inevitably get bored and engage in PC behavior.
And if you become one of them, your reward is all of your progress, ship and settlement and relationships, wiped clean, and you get to engage in mindless tedium a second time, third time, until your skyrim powers get leveled up some more.
Nothing about the Starborn are attractive, none of them are charismatic, none of them are funny, none of them are friendly. Your two posterchilds, the two definitions of these sad sacks, are Rick and Morty Nihilism man, and Smug Space Pope who is a friend that died. Who might as well be a robot. You become less than human, a caricature of a person. You never meet anyone who is on their second or third way around, only embittered and tired and frankly bored immortals. They are a constant net negative to the galaxy.
Its the “logical” consequence to a nothing matters philosophy taken to the extreme of Owlman, except Owlman was written good and I’m reaching so hard for this horseshit I threw out my back. The entire premise of the setting is what if unlikeable reddit atheists had cosmic power, and they wanted to build a franchise off this shit.
Sooo about that paid mods bit….
The problem i have with Bethesda RPGs is that. They have the formula to make a game where the player’s actions matter and quests. Are unique not grindy repeating rubbish. Obsidian with limited time as well as passionate modders shows what creativity and concequences can do with. These games
bethesda make shit games
11:43 did not age well
everything in this game is broken. its a game about exploration, where you cant walk 5 minutes without a loadscreen. core mechanics are locked behind level grind, additionally level grind reduces the friction artificially introduced by game play systems (e.g. carry capacity etc.). you can’t even dopamine rush powerquest or loot because everything has artificial delays. i literally couldn’t play this without mods that remove menu transition, animations, artificial delays when picking up items and improve the inventory. oh, and a majority of the quest writing is chatgpt gold tier.
11:41 holy shit that aged incredibly
PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL ME THE SONG FROM 2:05
I didn’t *chirp know what he means 8:07
ashtar sheran
11:41 it’s not prophetic, Bethesda is just that predictable in their greed.
Let’s appreciate the foresight of SsethTzeentach. He called it ladies and gentlemen! We have the second attempt at paid mods!
“The only reason we dont have paid mods is because of push back. Believe me, they will try again”
God damnit sseth it happened in less than a month
*”Hey sisters!”*
I had to know what that painting was on your Displate and it’s Frank Frazetta.
11:40
He predicted it
Just recently did Bathesda announce the Skyrim paid mods update
11:45 Well look whos fucking back again.
Called the paid mods a month before they released it again. Nice
I can get better modeled food in ffxiv, lol
🦔🏃♂️🗣SONIC MENTIONED🗣🏃♂️🗣🦔🏃♂️🗣🗣🦔WHAT THE FUCK IS A FUNCTIONING PLATFORMER?!?!🗣🦔🏃♂️🗣🗣🏃♂️🗣🏃♂️🏃♂️🦔🗣🗣🦔🏃♂️🗣🗣
Uhm … you know what ? Im gonna keep playing a proper sci-fi rpg/simulator , starsector (ty sseth for introducing me years ago to one of the most addictive games i ever played.)
The fucking smoke alarm chirp gave me PTSD flashbacks
“Beleive me, they will try again”
They tried again
Can’t believe anyone would still get hyped about anything shit out by Bethesda. I’ve stopped buying their trash since Fallout 4.
Good music
“The only reason we don’t have Paid Mods, is because of Pushback.”
”Believe me, They’ll Try Again.”
And wow, look at that, Sseth’s words from a month ago aged like milk.
Here we go again.
god i hate bethesda
Nice
11:45 lol
Funnily enough, paid mods happened AGAIN right after this. Prophecy fulfilled.
This 10 mins masterpice provides more entertainment than my 200+ hours gameplay could only dream of.
「The only reason we don’t have paid mods, is because of push-back. Believe me, they will try again.」
They, indeed, tried again.
Damn, I thought he was black. This is almost as disappointing as Dunkey’s reveal
Earned like for the Omnissiah
11:40 got news for you Seth
One month later and paid mods are back baybee
If I want good cheesy bethesda I play Skyrim, if I want space I play Elite Dangerous. Starfield is a dogturd that was made from a dog eating dogturds.
Jesus Seth, Bethesda releasing paid mods for Skyrim again barely a month after dropping this video. Way to call it lol.
How about that paid mod joke aye?
Haha, cool star sector review, Sseth. Very cool.
Don’t have paid mods? What in the Hell do you think the Creation Club is?
The only reason Beth didn’t bring paid mods is because of pushback.
Months later: Beth brings back paid mods with new game update that breaks half the mods in Skyrim again.
ggwp. xD Great video tho as always.
Sseth is obviously not an xbox player as we are very experienced in changing batteries
Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies…
Starfield is the quintessential flawed gem.
When he said “Starborn” i thought he was joking, but he wasnt. thats the real title of your character
I noticed that you like good strategy and management. I dug up a diamond for you. ,,Egypt Old Kingdmon,,
The date is December 11th 2023 and the paid mods line has aged **beautifully** .
Why are the facial animations so bad? It’s somehow worse than Fallout 4 or Skyrim. Maybe it’s an “uncanny valley” thing, but it genuinely feels like there’s less movement here or less communication between the top half of a persons face and the bottom half. Like bad animatronic robots. This is ridiculous
You can “persuade” Sarah to stay with you, but it’s hollow when she _won’t fucking leave_
not even 1 min in and a joke of argentina , as one i love them but being this several times i wonder if there is a reason in particular just curious
😂
Feeding corn syrup solids to infants is technically child abuse since it irrevocably damages their body’s ability to produce enzymes to digest not only meats, but in order to generate bile to digest ANYTHING properly.
“Remember, the only reason we don’t have paid mods is because of pushback. Believe me, they’ll try again.”
Not even a month later and they’re at it again. I don’t know if it’s more impressive how on the money this quote was, or if it’s more disappointing how predictable Bethesda is. Probably a bit of both.
11:40 – Well, you called it. They brought back paid mods for Skyrim SE lmao.
HE FUCKING PREDICTED RETURN ON PAID MOD GOD DAMMIT.
Sseth was right, they released paid mods again
BREAKING NEWS! skyrim has paid mods now…
Wasn’t expecting the smoke alarm bit and just about choked on a Dorito.
Man barely took them a month to try paid mods again. Fuckin time traveler.
😥😄
“believe me, they’ll try again”
They did indeed, try again
TRIPLE AGENT YOU SAY
Great, I always wanted to roleplay as Space Ocelot
one month later and you called it, Bathesda added more paid mods to Skyrim
This is the definitive Starfield review, says everything that needs to be said
jajajajajaja “for a nation with the worlds record in broken homes.. an stable familly is cience ficction” xD i died to that one jajajajajjaja
This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 thank God I’m on ps5
Seth here saying “The only reason we don’t have paid mods, is because of pushback”.
Then Bethesda be like: Let’s make an update for PAID MODS that BREAKS EXISTENT MODS for Skyrim.
Oh yeah. It’s fucking happening.
>the olny reason we DONT have paid mods
Whos gonna tell him?
3:11
Oh! So that’s how you pronounce it!
(11:29) …yeah, I’m now convinced you speak to us from a pocket dimension in the distant future, because goddamn did you call that shit.
SSETH is right, they tried again
Fuck your sponsor
Nonsense. I had plenty if time to beat my children and play through alot of the same content over and over and over.
I’m not a consolep layer, but I did not replace a smoke alarm.
I really love how much hate this game is getting, these guys haven’t progressed in a long time and the mainstream are finally, finally beginning to notice that.
Honestly refreshing to see someone that hates the modern Bethesda game for what it’s become. An empty shell for halfwits
Andrew Tate is not demented, he’s simply geh.
That last bit… it really fucking hit me: my devotion/obsession with TES and Fallout feels like an abusive relationship. You know they’re gonna fuck you over, but you just can’t say no. You just can’t stop. You want to believe. YOU HAVE TO. I feel like heroin wouldn’t have fucked me up this badly. I love you, Godd Howard.
…Yeah, I’m pretty sure thia game is just Todd Howard turning the ESG torture screws on us.
somebody please suggest seth Fear and Hunger
holy shit, some 7:31 someone link me these finisher mods (non-SE)
just rewatched the vtmb vid and its still great
What a time to be alive where the sponsor ad is more interesting than the game that’s the topic of this 10 minute video.
Seth is white
You’re another OG who still knows it as “Construction Set”, not “Construction Kit”, nice
Legend has it if you etanimile the last hsiwej human on that earth ship, a spontaneous spiritual manifestation of a odd looking man wearing an old military uniform, and having a tiny mustache will congratulate you, and say glory to Palestine lol.
I wish you were black Sseth…
Just play “Space Ranger”, man.
Shout out to the xbox fanboys on 2020 neogaf who said this would be the best looking, best game ever, lmfao
I hate that PlayStation gets masterful console exclusives and the one exclusive outside of halo xbox gets is just two bethesda games stacked atop eachother and rigorously taped together. Yet PlayStation players still complain about not getting it
Game is a 6/10 for me, 7/10 if I’m generous. That said, paid mods are almost beyond confirmed at this point. Sounds like Skyrim is getting a marketplace this week or next and Starfield might very well follow next year.
I love Toddfield. My favorite MCU super power is Sense Star Stuff because it’s the laziest fucking name I’ve seen in a long time.
I can’t wait to see how good this game will be after some unpayed german modders make a whole new product out of it.
you know i completely forgot the ps5 existed till you brought it up randomly like that
0:45 makes me fall of my chair 🤣
guys i had a nightmare that SsethTzeentach never existed that would be a truly terrible existence without beautiful deep manly voice
Great video but ultrakill review when
My dad loves Bethesda games. Your so goddamn right
Hey woah woah woah, everyone knows it Playstation players that don’t replace the batteries in the smoke detector.
Do better Sseth.
Toddslop is the best slop
Whats the game clip at the end from
Whats the game at the end of the video?
Bought that Frank Frazetta painting on canvas. No regrets!
Im not talking crap. I love Bethesda.i bought Oblivion at release. This looks like hot shit. I watched the sarah part. Its horrid. Sincerely horrid. I don’t know if this was manipulated to look like crap.. i really don’t. Ill stick with 76. Yes. Really
Go back to 1996
Replace the batteries? Discard the detector. Problem solved.
What is the game he shows around 12:34 ?
7:55 thanks for startling my space-dog, asshole
hope ActMan sister does not watch this
You should do a review on Helldivers™ since Helldivers 2 is coming out early 2024
ty
Sarah Morgan is very sexy
I think i need to be on meth to understand the words you speak
Seth, please try Y.O.M.I Hustle
So… what’s the “top down view” game at the end? It looks way more fun than generic Bethesda slock.
You’re just a scumbag.
wuts dat gaem @ da end tho 👀⁉
I’ve heard that Thingolian Chindonesians can see 34 frames per second.
The creation engine is so fucking dead that bethesda will need to develop all their games via a ouija board
Play kings field or harvester
Starfield looks mediocre even if you look at screenshots or trailers, so I didn’t bothered even try it honestly, Bethesda kinda suck imho at Sci-Fi in games in general, but at least Fallouts had dismemberment, so combat was abit more fun, but still, I prefer Fallouts from its original authors, Fallout 3 was mediocre game with stupid story and world for exploring felt boring too, but New Vegas is masterpiece for me, its technically same Fallout 3 but “fixed”, it have interesting story and atmosphere in general is better too.
It’s pretty remarkable to think Bethesda managed to make an even worse game than Fallout 4. I never thought it would be possible. The 11 boring hours I spent in Starfield taught me that literally anything is possible.
You have a scary good analytical to break things down and a quick wit. A lethal combination. Just stumbled upon these and I very much enjoy every one I’ve seen. Just had to share my appreciation.
Awesome video. By the way have you ever thought about making a video on Fear & Hunger?
does anyone recognise the game at 12:35
*Gaslight* Companions; “I persuade her that I am sorry and I will do better….. End then I do it again!”
i paid 0$ (pirated) and still hated it
Just want you to know, as soon as this video ended the battery in my smoke detector died
Sseth, I’d like to see you go back to reviewing fun indie titles that need the attention. I sometimes rewatch your starsector review and it makes me boot the game back up again. The mods alone are insanely developed at this point.
I barely play games now, but it still maddens me that Bethesda are so scared of telling the player “no” that you end up with retarded and shallow writing. You literally shoot someone in the face in front of Sarah and then smooth it all over with some dialogue. It’s insane. Why not write a character with any principles?
Doing something so heinous should cause you to lose that follower forever because they cannot condone it. Then another character might affect the decisions your character makes, almost like what happens in real life
Game is so boring not even Sseth managed to inject 2kg of enriched uranium into it to make the review funny
12:34 what is name of game?
I mean you could also blame Dad-gamers for buy sh@t like FIFA every f@cking year and thus propagating sh@tty business practices of AAA publishers.
I’m sorry, I really tried to watch the video, but your voice is too annoying :/
Bethesda, It just works TM
Where is Baldurs gate 3????
If sseth unironically criticizes a game you know it was bad. Glad I saved my money.
Anyone know what game is at 12:36?
what pixel game is that at the end? around 12:35
someone mentioned you when I was talking about how i wanted to find the windows game dope wars 2.2 by beermat software, do you know how someone could even find this game?
2:05 YES!!! Omnissiah be praised!! And of course Children of the Omnissiah on the back : ) love it!!!
The game is sooo bad it’s sad to see, I couldn’t even complete the main quest because of a glitch….cant steal ships even though I killed the entire crew and then it takes off by its self and I fall through the floor….
what a tryhard cringe channel lmao so bad , cringe meme gifs and all
The side Quest (First Contact) where you help the crew of a 200 y/o Earth Ship ,can be accomplished in more ways than you made-up. I ,for example , simply ‘made a deal’ where all the crew members could stay by me collecting 40 fiber, 80 iron,10 lithium,& 20 sealant, as form of a ‘payment’ to the ‘officials’ running the City.When I got all the materials ,I then gave them to the Paradiso authorities & the Earth crew was allowed to stay in Paradiso & even become citizens WHILE also enjoying all the rights of the Native Paradiso settlers. ” Kill the last J ” ? Did you even play this game bro’ ?
The only person i know who plays this irl is my father lol
Pretty sure the failed abandon ware Starbound offers much more than this game with its fracked universe mod…the catch is it failed because the dev was a moron and coded it to 1 cpu thread while trying to force a story nobody wanted lol
Pls review Cuisineer next
Vat dat jew mean smoke alarm, dat just the sound of the hall of cost sounds.
Very nice.
Now link the plate with the pretty lady on it.
Sterile, corporate, ideological bog
At 11:20 The woman there has a large frame.
This seems like a slight improvement from their previous games where it seemed like every human was the same body type.
Is everyone still the same height in it?
I love when we pay youtube for an ad free experience, but uploaders still have to cram in their ads.
It’s wild seeing this knowing he died in that attack RIP dude
I would say Sseth for President, but I believe he would better fill the role of autocratic despot, answerable only to the passing whims of whatever misanthropic urge happens to get his rocks off at the time.
StarFlop
Fear and hunger when!?
Holy Seth how did I miss this?
4:05 what the fu is wrong with her face or rather her eyes , is this Mass Effect Andromeda 2.5
Amusing
I played it for a week and thought it was great and then I suddenly realized it’s not great. It sucks. I went back to Skyrim
This was age restricted, I don’t know why that is no longer the case, but YT can go * themselves.
Insane thumbnail
No dude… this game IS that bad. T E N Y E A R S
I don’t think I’ve heard Sseth genuinely angry before.
Sseth got small dick hands😢
Anyone know what the game show at 12:35 is?
But why waste time or resources in creating mods to “save” this game? why? why play it in the first place?
I want to find the pig burning clip Sseth mentioned…
The squeal are still in my head.
STARBORN! i laughed out lo- …. wait… they’re ACTUALLY called starborn? that’s kind of awful
10/10 Game of the Century
Bauldurs gate 3 rewiew soon ? 😂
What a great ponies nest this is😂😂😂😂
There’s more salt here than in most of the oceans combined. You are funny little people😂😂😂
Even with a masters in immunology and a phd in pharmacy I couldn’t resist a video of sseth
Conclusion : 6/10
Just seeing this two weeks later, having never played the game… They really call the player character “The Starborn” hahahaha that sounds like something 4chan made up pre-release as a joke.
Quasimorph?
2:04 Yeah…gonna need a Mechanicus review given you know the music!
2:00 a wild mike appears
The funniest thing about Starfield was the sheer amount of fanboys on the starfield reddit that would out right deny the possibility the game will be anything but the greatest of all time.. posts being downvoted to oblivion to even suggest it isnt going to be good. Then the game comes out and the first few weeks is filled with the same people on reddit saying “Its just come out wait until you get deeper into the game” And then months later.. nah everyone still thinks it sucks. Now the sub is dead and literally the posts about it being a great game are the ones that get downvoted.
They are just sheep. Like people who blindly worship something over a promise are the type of people to start sacrificing others in the name of god in an an apocalypse
Would you be playing brigand oxaca ?
Always a good time lmao
7:46 Listen Seth… You and me BOTH know what people aren’t replacing the batteries in their smoke alarm…
I fuckin love your reviews more than the games.
The stream of imagery in these is…
I’m barely holding it together.
I knew Starfield would be disappointing thats why I didn’t and won’t buy it. Reminded me of Anthem when i saw the initial release
It’s actually unsettling just how pissed sseth sounds. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him this upset.
What is the game at the end of the video?
What’s the song that starts playing at 2:10? It’s from a game but god damn I can’t remember.
way too many brown people in the game, i want to go to space to escape them thats the reason why white people are smart we are supposed to escape this fucking shitscape planet full of retards and bulging black eyes.
never got off first planet glad i refunded
Good this game was so boring
I appreciate your unfiltered dog shit opinion, among all the other dog shit opinions I feel you would understand my own dog shit opinion.
sef here
I hope someday Sseth crosses paths with Nick Mullen and Sam Hyde, online of course.
The one good thing about Starfield for me is that it made me stumble upon your channel. Thanks Todd!
what’s the game from the clip towards the end of the video ?
They are waiting for the modders being paid with gratitude.
Everyone should have dropped Bethesda after Fallout 76. Giving them money since is just idiocy
this is the ultimate starfield review
honorary arians? do you know about Doomverse?
I laughed so hard as I romanced Sarah and OMG was it awful. Cringe beyond belief. I tried throwing myself off a mountain but there was not enough gravity. 🙂
That Rick & Morty line was cold 💀
Bethesda admits that the White Genocide is real. The only silver lining is that, apparently, it also goes for the Jews in the end.
Honestly all I want is an open-world Warhammer 40k game…
4:38
why was that so satisfying? XD XD XD XD
“SHARAPP, BEEOTCH!”
Best Part is they could have also copied Altered Carbon, so you can kill everyone, and they just come back to life from a clone vat with new memories implanted. Or are brought back against their will. You can even have a quest to find the source they are using it, and take it down, culminating with the game deleting system 32 from your drive.
“Dementia”->Pic of Mike from RLM LOL
Todd Howard needs to watch this and to take the constructive criticism seriously, YouTube creators are the only ones buying Starfield. Leaving this on the shelf where it belongs until the game changing expansion arrives and it better be good.
literally got recommended a reaction video to this (did not watch it), so i clicked it, only to go to the original video link, now to start watching for real! XD
I refuse to believe this man doesn’t have an iFunny
yo, what game are the last clips from? it looks cool af
what’s the game at the end ?
0:14 I find extremely funny that the end product are two white guys larping as black people
Weird, this one didn’t show up at all in my recommended, went to your channel to browse and re-watch for that one
7:45 What’s that beeping sound?
this game is pretty good if you got it for free and I’m not talking about Game Pass baby
Well I am glad you bought it instead of me at least. I get the impression that this video is more entertaining than the game itself.
what is that game at the end of the video?
Do you ever plan on doing a video on Star Wars: Empire at War? According to some life I’ve contacted, it has a modding scene almost on-par with if not second to Garry’s Mod, and I’m hoping you can figure out how to play this RTS in space and relay it to the masses so we can start elimating the terrorists of the Rebel Alliance.
Nebulous: fleet command please!!!
Ну пожаааалуйста 🙂
@10:40 THIS
It was day one on gamepass so I didn’t spend a cent on it directly. 200 bucks a year vs 100 bucks for one game?
holy shit seth went so insanely hard criticizing its like watching the kid who makes jokes in school come in and have a essay on why they hate you with a seething passion.
Of the 60 hours i put in, the only good quest was the crimson fleet one. After that i got bored of it and stopped. RIP my money.
First video I watched from this channel. First impressions: Unfathomably based.
Starfield is to Gaming, what Herpes was to Californians in the 70’s.
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Amazing how the original fallout is more than 20 years old and still has better dialogue opcional and consequences for them than most modern games
Such a massive disappointment, and that’s saying something after Fallout76.
“I crave the strength and certainty of steel. I aspire to the purety of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call the temple will wither, and you will pay my kind to save you.
But I’m already saved”
(cool techpriest music)
What’s the name of the tile-based sci-fi roguelike at the end of the video @12:33 ? Looks cool.
@sseth what’s that pixelated game in the end?
Still haven’t paid for this dumpster of a game
12:34 Anyone know what game this is?
Seeth, another great video!
That molestation line was gold. Subbed.
Yeah human ingenuity… ROFL my ass… ROFL can you kiss it.. ROFL rich duhddy… ROFL Andrew tuttuu… ROFL rahul kundiiyyiiss… ROFL
Yeah the loser wants me to become Him.. ROFL a loser… ROFL🤣🤣 si senor…. ROFL chaprasi a bloody janitor wannabe rich guy.. ROFL who doesn’t even have shit.. ROFL wants to become.. Lulululi blahway.. ROFL🤣🤣
The fact you went the most violent route and took the time to physically beat each and every npc is very relatable on how i like to play. Bravo fello psychopath 🫡
Holy shit this was funny, subbed.
This shit sucks its like the starfield of video game channels
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I wanna see a Urbz Mud and Blood Review. I know its a shot in the dark that this will be seen, but its never been done before
People who claim game is good are no gamers
Ans thats a fact
he definitely browses /his/
This is so accurate lol
Imagine saying “in a future where black boys can swim”. You all would lose your shit. Hypocrisy at its finest.
What game is that at 12:33?
Is Sseth the same homossexual as Max0r?
I got a Displate commercial right after your Displate commercial
I’ll even throw in a free psychiatric assessment! Can’t bill for it anyway, as I’m in Canada.
Don’t ban me, I promise not to spam anymore
Do Spacebourne 2!
That’s why you don’t buy games on impulse. They are liars and scammers. Can’t expect TES VI to be good either.
I thought Sarah was the pro Palestinian group, but just being on Instagram most of them don’t even hide.
No more silly outro music?
Honestly sseth reviewing modern games is low key scary
Neat
Wait, did sseths displays sponsorship reveal that he is white!?
I like the part where it showed a paper called “positive effects of infant formula made with corn syrup solids on the development of eating behaviors in Hispanic children”
It’s funny because the original paper was titled, “adverse effects of infant formula made with corn syrup solids on the development of eating behaviors in Hispanic children”
So silly
Thus I recognized humor.
As a Bangladeshi man this is truly the most immersive game I have ever played. Thank you Todd Howard
Love your choice of Children of the Omnissiah for your ad. Perfection.
Guy at 3:50 just saw his friend shot out of the blue right next to him but that’s no reason to stop chillin. My man is closer to nirvana than any of us.
I paid nothing for this game and i still feel cheated. Can you “return” a free game?
You should try Barotrauma, seems up your alley, basically what you get if FTL and Space Station 13 have some uber fucked up child.
ALso u are the best , love ur videos!!! where u from if u dont mind me asking?
havent played this game , seems very bethesda to me, also the combat looks bad af
would love to know how you managed to get electromagnetic to work on ships! I was never able to make it work
Anyone know what game is at the end of the video? 12:36 Like around here.
I knew it would be bad, so I stayed away. Maybe in 10 years it will be great after the community fixes it and adds good stuff to it, and it’s on sale for $5.
sseth is a yakubian ape confirmed 2:30
Still waiting for that barotrauma video brah.
I was forced to play this on XCloud because I only own a PS5 and due to their horrible servers, the game only ran decently between 8-10pm Pacific. So it was the kind of game I would play at the end of the night right before bed. I think that’s the target audience. Tired dads who only have an hour or two to play every other day and don’t need anything that requires too much brainpower.
“There’s a possibility of a universe where you haven’t been molested.”
Yes. But also now I’m thinking about the multiverse me who WAS molested. Thanks a lot.
okey am gonna have to ask you to review Skyrim. it’s been out for at least 2 years so it should count as in old game
That smoke alarm chirp made me check my smoke alarms
12:34 What the name of this game??
Waiting for “The Tragedy of Starfield” from Gvmers
Game not worth the price it is set up at…
Snarky gamers are so boring anymore
Lmfao the smoke alarm chirp crossfade into frying chicken abahahahaha
Pirating Bethesda games is morally correct
The fact bethesda just slapped in unskippable scenes to force the 2hr refund mark onto people is insane.
I swear when he mentioned the smoke detector meme and the last Jew meme, I knew he was a pollack lmfoa
Ain’t no way they called it “starborn”, LMAO. Actual Skyrim in space.
Try ” Vietcong” its hidden gem
I played it for an hour and never played it again lol
I hope Bethesda sees this, king.
cringe
1:09: Exact reason why I love Starfield, the food porn exists to remind me of an experience that hiding behind a chest high wall and jerking off cannot provide. You need to make love with your meal and indulge in the nutritional quality before you remove them existence
What is that Top-down shooter game shown at 12:34 min ?
as a massive bethesda fan i somehow knew this would be bad and completely ignored it before hearing anything about it.
Can you try fear and hunger ?
4:00 What drugs is her face on!?
I used to be sad that TES6 was put on hold for this bleak, uninspired starcrap. But now I know that the release of TES6 will be a still greater disappointment. Imagination has been largely replaced with a primitive, compulsive nature.
Bethesda is a small indie company. They only had enough budget to either make a good game or have a thousand high poly food 3d models.
AWWWW HELL NAW SEETH COVERED STARFIELD BEFORE HE COVERED BANNERLORD?
12:34 what is this game?
That pig video is real, and harrowing. 666/10 vid. Keep it up Tyreench
Yeah baldur’s gate 3, Harry Potter and genshin impact are the games I play just about every day currently. At this point I think I will only play games a month after release and only if they’re as good as those games I mentioned. And not expensive crap. If I wanted to waste time money and feel bad about it I would just buy trading cards.
2:40 not even damn straight, i cant…
the smoke alarm one was good
What a crap game
“The emmisarry is always who died in your first run” well, not in my case, lol. Sam Coe died in my first run and was the emissary in my first run. I did 3 NG+ every subsequent run Andreja is the emissary.
That was so funny hahaha
Starfield is nothing but ripped assets from fallout and Skyrim on a new engine… I would say that the game had a good launch but man… it was almost as bad as fallout 76. I’m so glad I didn’t invest the additional 100 hrs to play the story only to get that trash for an “ending”… say what you will about cyberpunk but at least there was a game behind the bugs, a story that I could follow and even cry with but Starfield? It’s 3 cities and load screens that runs at 45fps on a 4070… I hope elder scrolls 6 never comes out cause Bethesda will only fuck it up
Game really is pathetic.
I feel like there is already a mod that removes the immortal statue of 80% of total NPCs that do have that status..
lol “white boys”… so many of them in this game…
Yep, starefield is trash
I want to like this video twice. Its covering almost every gripe I have with this game. But you’re funnier
Its crazy their design philosophy was replayability but made their most un-replayable game ever. So many sidequests are so half-assed with terrible endings. pROcEdUrAL gENeRatIOn basically just copy/pastes the same 5 POI templates everywhere with no variation at all. Then the main story is like “lol multiverse nothing you do here matters anyways.” This game ironically and unintentionally like taught me to just let shit go when I normally have a terrible time doing that.
Hey man have you ever played the Guild 2 or its expansions? I just got it on sale and it seems up your alley. May be a bit too sims for you but wanted to shout it out
Okay so… No Man’s Sky but worse and more expensive?
0:20 Why is Rika there?
im always amazed how bethesda can make a game this dogshit and still make the next one worse
Whats the name of the game at 12:34 ?
Does anyone know what the game at 12:34 is?
Simply, funny as hell.😂😂
These are just all the bad parts of fallout 4. I see every Bethesda game from now one will be a fallout 4 reskin.
Idk man, I liked it.
I have a slight impression that Sseth is being sarcastic in this video.
STARFIELD
Absolutely nothing – years in the making.
Another thing worth pointing out is that 21 yo Morrowind engine started to literally decompose, even with all those uplifting surgeries. Todd, just let this corpse finally go.
Bangladeshi here
Starflap is cool and all, but what’s that pixel art game being shown near the end of the video?
Hey Sseth! Have you played little big adventure 2 twinsen s odyssey ? If not I think you would make a hilarious review playing it!
Pick Sarah to romance because then you can choose for her to die.
I played through the underwhelming introduction and the whole time the game reeked of creation engine jankand bethesda puppet npcs with uninspired dialogue. uninstalled after 1 hour.
Here’s a polarizing opinion stated plainly…
FK Starfield!
I had friends that were so hyped for this game and then after three days said they weren’t gonna play it until mod support was finished… Mid 2024 is going to be interesting for sure
I’ll have to remind them that they paid $70 for a paperweight
I have gigabytes of clips of fucked up glitches on my hard drive
Wait, so do I get the wall wet then dry it off or go to home depot and get some dry wall??
what game is this 12:34
7:47 🤔
What is the music playing im the displate ad from?
My dad plays this game
best race discriptions.
It’s like the base/concept of the game is good and let’s me dream about it how it could be and that’s what keeps me playing. Realizing it’s only a dream and every system in this game is absolut garbage.
Like you Said, the concept of weapon building is good, but then the leveling guns and the Ressource system fucks you over and you pulverized 5 hours doing absolutely nothing, but at the end you get that tiny little dopamin hit that you finished that 💀
I did a whole day nothing but sidequests, to empty my list and to see what quests are good which are bad. That day, I killed maybe 2 enemy’s in neon. Fuck that town. This game is not for dads, its for Bethesda cock suckers
See, this is why I luv Starfield™
For content like this, OMG
I’M IN STITCHES HERE LMAO!
😅🤣😂🤣😅
(worth the 100 bucks 🫣
thanks, Todd Editions™)
You all are so fucking funny. All you content creators say the same thing “Its not a bad game it just didn’t live up to my expectations” You’re expectations suck dudes. All of them. Also I have been buying Bethesda’s games since March 25, 1994. I stopped buying them the day of after Oblivion was released. I bought Skyrim after the first patch, I bought Fallout 3 almost 6 months after release. I bought Fallout 4 2 years after release, I bought fallout 76 on sale for 5 bucks and put 10 hours into it so I got my monies worth. I will not play Starfield probably until January-February time frame. I will probably play Elder Scrolls 6 in my new reincarnated body.
Bruh the one game you must pirate and you didn’t? Y tho?
“Starslop” lol
I dont feel bad for anyone who feels like they got ripped off paying $100 on this game. Can’t believe people really expected BETHESDA to make a seamless space experience!!
Hahaha some ppl bought this crap 😂 hahaha
Remember when the “science” said one Nord was worth five Redguard men?
If we could turn back time… (-__-)
“Chirp!” goes the ceiling bird.
Also, this video made me realise that Bethesda had the perfect way to subvert the usage of “essential NPC” – because in order to complete the main quest all you actually need to do is just find all the artifacts, you don’t REALLY need any specific person for it, just have artifact data be stored in the Eye’s computer “Yes-man” style and go from there. Actually have a reason for dimention hopping – to find things that you missed because someone died.
0:15 i never know that my favorito racist grup gona be black people.
Oh, well. At least other AAA devs can be trusted. Silent Hill’s definitely coming back this time, and it’s going to be great!!! Don’t ask about the current disaster!!!
Imagine paying for bethesda’s life support after fallout 4. Lmao. You did this to yourself.
“More like 3 hour unskippable gay sex scene” 😂😂
Once Traveller mod come out it will make the game worth it
WHEN THEY CRY REFERENCE?!
Yakub in the thumbnail??
I played quasimorph a bit, quite interesting game inspired by tarkov, xcom, and some zombie games it seems
My body was not prepared to hear the words “Multiverse implies there is a universe where you haven’t been molested.” Goddamn dude, keep killing it with these lines.
I still can’t believe they are putting the third largest faction in the game behind DLC. Va’Ruun should have been base game
What game is he playing at the end? looks fun.
Did I spot a few frames of meatballs while the discussion of smoke alarms came up?
12:34 -> what game is this?
The more I hear about this game the less I wanna try it.
I mean, I own Fall4 and Skyrim but hot dang they haven’t made a good game since Oblivion and ppl keep throwng money by the shovelfull at Todd 🤦♀
You didn’t have to just spoil the main plot like that you piece of shit.
the game sucks so hard I couldn’t even endure watching the video for 3 minutes which is very surprising. cannot even smile to the humor because at this point it’s like making fun of a disabled kid because the game is like developed by disabled kids :DDD
7:15 wtf bro lmao
Hoooooly based what the f***
I’ve been calling Sseth my favorite black Israelite for years and I’m glad he’s finally embracing it.
5:31
>This game made me (UM 2 times in 5 minutes.
WHERE IS THE BG3 VIDEO?????!!!!!!!!
Hello, anyone knows what is the music from 2:12 to 2:15 ? I expect it to be somehow 40K connected but I can’t put my finger on it
EDIT: nvm found it – I am dumb it’s obviously Children of the Omnissiah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzq05IzYds&t=535s
10:33
Perfect moment for me to mention that the Steam overlay has a notepad, it saves even if you exit the game so you can keep stuff written down in there.
I used it a lot when playing RDR2 and decimating half the animal population to get fancy gloves and boots.
great video !
My favorite moment in Starfield was when I, who had built my character to be as combat-oriented and anti-social as possible, managed to instantly get a critical success on persuading the game’s final boss, completely ruining the last bit of immersion and enjoyment that I had
the damn smoke alarm chirp woke up my dog
Shipbuilding is crack in this game. I’ve spent nearly every credit I’ve earned on my ship and the rest of the game has become a momentary diversion to amass more funds to improve my ship and make new ones. I think I might have a problem.
The first playthrough is great i guess.
But as soon as you run out of fresh quests you are screwed.
Random events in space are great and the ones on the planet as well for the first few hours but then they start to repeat and its not fun to do it all over again.
And slighty different universes don’t really save it for me. The content is still the same. I dont regret it but i also don’t really fully recommend it either
Im happy to see the update the the creation engine 2 came with some test software, now we wait for the developers at Nexus Inc to make some real games
Fun fact: Starfield is the first game to exist in every universe. Goodbye.
It’s Koolaid time! The age restriction curse has been lifted and the grandmaster clarified holy Toddlers’ thoughts. Just wished i had some spares for the joining. But with the muslims on the warpath there will be a lot of fun in the near future for all of us!
HEY R3T4RD PLAY EMPTY SHELL
Just like skyrim, i can overlook any fault or glitch as long as Caliente gives me the slider to make female characters have M cup brests that cause tremors with how hard they jiggle
You know they laughed at him but who’s laughing now?
Love your humor!
Did this dude say the PS5 still has no games when Baldur’s Gate 3 (probably the best game in 2 general) has been out for awhile? And Starfield is literally a joke?
Who is this Sseth guy? Does he know anything?
Man definitely on ifunny
12:07 I went through this with EA. The last time I let them do it to me was with titanfall. Never again.
bethesda did the idea of multiverses better in MORROWIND
There is some seriously strong reasons why I waited till I could pick up Fallout 76 at a severely discounted price. ( 12 USD and that is it along with several other games. The other games being stuff I was more interested in funny enough. ) .. and I plan on doing the same with this game. IE, when I finally do pick the game up.. It will be either part of a bundle or on a very big sale. I wont touch the damn thing otherwise. Bethesda destroyed any sort of loyalty I had with them a long time ago. Blizzard is also in that same boat. Funny enough I think Valve is the only company that is as of similar age of the other two mentioned that I still at least truest to a degree when it comes to western game developers.
“The other being kid stuff which gives Americans the experience of two loving parents that aren’t divorced. For the nation holding the record of broken homes, a stable family _is_ science fiction.”
I mean you’re not wrong… but goddamn man… XD
I support the gay black man because it means less black people in the future
You’re being waaaay to kind to this game…. wayyy… toooo… kind….
Yeah, he REALLY REALLY REALLY is upset that they robbed him of his $100. Pretty savage video lol.
7:49 wrong black people play PlayStation not Xbox
Chinese Jason Goldstiker
this game is such absolute trash
YouTube Algorithm
What game at 12:34?
6:40 Todd truly is the GOAT for giving us this option.
come on, dude. we all know the type of people that dont change the smoke alarm battery. and you know sure and shit they aint buying a xbox
I don’t think he’s terribly fond of this game.
The only review that counts.
I curse you to make a video about lethal company
Dnr born
Sseth is just using the Displate sponsor just to show off his autographed poster of Who Killed Captain Alex
i just farted
Thank you for not being the schizophrenic voice of reason we deserve, but being the schizophrenic voice of reason we need.
I’m glad I didn’t bother buying this game.
A universe where you can call yourself an introvert only to realize you’re followed by a voice tethered to the back of your mind of a woman that in another universe is a plant and you dedicate your life to philosophy to ask why you weren’t born in that one instead of this one.
Absolute lies and slander. Furude Rika would never ever EVER be with an Argensimian. She’s BIC only.
No, this game has absolutely destroyed my ability to play a Bethesda game ever again. I feel robbed. I don’t think I’ll be able to look at Skyrim the same way again
So basically Todd made a quest where you eradicate the Jewish race!? What the hell Todd the Wad Howard! 6:42
Someone made a great shitpost about you, where they mix your quotes together.
https://youtu.be/OLRcOAY7ORk?si=0_Vc_qligTmFVpV9
This video is trash, complete gibberish, you have to be demented to find this video funny, entertaining or informative by any capacity.
what game is that at 12:34?
that battery replacement was one of the best jokes ever told holy fuck…..
Whats the game shown in 12:36?
as always bethesda creates a great skeleton for modding
Seriously only watched this video to remind me why quiting gaming was a good decision. Go outside
Just discovered this guy and I’m shocked this content hasn’t been banned from youtube…subscribed, maybe there is hope
I’m proud to say I’m one of the small majority that got a refund for this shit, played the tutorial felt it was just disappointing and boring did open world shit for about 10 minutes and hit that refund
as always.. GOLD
Shit, you my man!
As a Bangladeshi man, you made me giggle for 30 minutes. Awesome and keep ’em comin !
That generation ship mission made me stop playing. Tried to slaughter everyone LIKE THE GUY WANTED and just broke the game.
The first thing I did when I got to Jemison was try to fly down to the planet just to realize it’s impossible. The fact that spaceships in this game are usually nothing more than loadscreen activators is so disappointing and the game lacks life in really any other part of the game. I bought Star Citizen just because of how good it’s spaceships are and you can’t even fly a spaceship in a planets atmosphere in Starfield.
10:05 Hey, I saw that video too!
It’s such a shitty game. Perfect for Game Pass!
Who killed Captain Alex is a real classic, they sure don’t make them like they used to.
Ramon Productions bless
“Joining the war on terror on the side of terror” 😂
The funniest part about persuasion that makes it insanely broken, if you pass one dialogue check the next one will succed automatically so, you can pick a +1 and then a +5 and the +5 will succed regardless
After Skyrim I never touched anything Bethesda. It’s waste of time..
This world needs more Sseths in it.
Consider yourself with +1 subscriber
We are past dog whistles, this is an air raid siren >.>
I’m waiting for a space station 14 review. Yes they redid the game, and yes, it is autistic.
Summer up, far more creatively than myself, 90% of the reasons I will never touch this game.
Dude is role playing summito
This isnt even satire. This game is garbage. Nothing about it is redeeming.
The thumbnail lmfao
Best starfield review except for angry Joe’s DRINK SIPPIN JOE
No no no. Not #Starlop. It’s called #Starfailed!!!!!!!!!
Star sisters, not like this…
The smoke detector beep scared me more than anything has ever scared me before
Whats the game at 12:34 ?
12:34 What indie game is that?
I see yakub in the thumbnail, i click the video. Thats just how it works.
Whats the game in the outro?
Suuuch a baaad game! Can’t even kill who you want, that bitch lectures(nags) you while you’re stuck listening.. 🤢🤮 She’s ugly and sooo annoying. And fuk forced diversity!
Sons of yakub😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At this point I’m more impressed by a sci-fi story that says there’s only one universe.
Sometimes I dont like watching these videos cause the schizophrenia keeps flares up
How good have the sons of yakub mastered their tricknology?
Honestly sad you can’t kill critical NPCS in starfield. It’s one of the reasons why I adore fallout New Vegas. I can fully mulch every npc in the game and get away with it. Hell theres an entire ending dedicated to you doing just that.
I just want a good bethesda game. Please Tod. It can’t be that hard, right?
If nobody buys paid mods, nobody will sell them. Supply and demand.
This is my first time seeing Sseth being this negative to a game, it just shows how bad bathesda fucked up
When Skyrim I released in 2011 it was the best game of its kind, but after the release of Skyrim II in 2015 and now Skyrim III it’s a bit of a tired concept and hasn’t improved much at all.
Corporate minimalist RPG.
Can you think of a safer, more bland setting and lore?
“Oh there were mechs and xeno wars, but thats over and illegal now”
“We had space zealots that were purging the galaxy, but they left now”
“Earth was going through an event that redefined life for the majority of humanity, but that happened awhile ago”
Your character was born just in time to RP as a space trucker or a geologist, that can then turn into rick sanchez.
That Baldur’s Gate 3 comment makes me sad because I suspect it means there won’t be a Baldur’s Gate 3 review.
It’s okay though, pretty much all the Starfield problems highlighted here are areas that BG3 specifically excels so I can just watch it in a mirror and be satisfied
heheheh
Todd is the pimp. You are the trick. 100 bucks for a video game?
ah, the multiple visits to the Home Depot problem
As a Bangladeshi myself, I can 100% confirm that we look like this.
People actually thought this game was good lmao
Why are Sseth’s arms white?
I can’t belive that there are people who unironcally say that this game is Game of the Year/Game of Generation
I wonder if I could just type the N word 50 times and post that as a comment… Im sure Sseth would respect that, then again youtube probably wouldnt
DID I HEAR A GODDAMN SMOKE ALARM CHIRP IN THIS VIDEO? MUH FUGGIN CEILING BURDZ’ BIX NOOD GOO BOP WHERE DA YTE WIMMENZ AT
As a Bangladeshi I can assure you that’s exactly how we look.
Those eyes. Omg she looks cracked out of her miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind lmao.
lol you’re going to be in trouble with the cybercops if you’re not careful. Keep it up!
SSeth you could have waited a few months for Radiant Silvergun on PC instead of Starfeces
this one was a real gut buster, thank you.
4:14 there are not innocent people in that game. Everyone is guilty.
There are not milkie mommies here seeth
he should do HoMM 3 next
I will buy this shit only if they release the CK without any hickups. Which I doubt. To much potential money to be made for their sticky little hands to just allow that.
No thanks I’ll just play daggerfall again
12:05
Fun fact: Todd lied about that, too. He was never in the chess club.
That sucked. But look at what you had to work with. Kat says hi. Or rather kat says shes coughing up blood
I buy Bethesda games at a massive discount 5 years after release, because by then, all of the sex mods have been completed.
That’s all good and fun, buuut Baldur’s Gate 3, when? 😀
All you gotta do these days is pay for games after you’ve played them. Helps a lot.
Funnily enough Starfield is the first besthseda game I’ve been able to play day one without killing my pc, I legit have a harder time running Skyrim even in its vanilla form that this, I think I’ve just been lucky and haven’t had anything game breaking outside one crash when I played like way to long
I played a whole 102 minutes of it. My sister sent it to me as a Steam gift, and I immediately came to the conclusion that it is just Skyrim that runs bad. I didn’t really like Skyrim, I prefer Oblivion.
Suuure. Pay 40 bucks first for first plate and you cant make your own design, have to buy existing lame design first to get acces to their Tools. Not interested at all. I want to buy a custom plate and not spend 40 bucks on something I don’t even want.
I really don’t understand how people give a pass to this game. Todd must be one charismatic mf for people to excuse his products.
Starfield simply isn’t up to date to modern AAA standards, this feels like a 10 years old game in all the bad ways.
After 50hrs I was so bored I decided to finish the main story and be done with it.
Well I finished it and haven’t thought about it since.
If it hadn’t been for this video coming up on my feed I still wouldn’t of thought about the game.
Honestly this game was a flop.
I’m just glad you weren’t paid off. Game reviewers I’ve been watching for years turned out to be greedy shills for this game courtesy of Todd Howard. These a-holes took a payoff to convince everyone to pay $70+ for this half a game.
Solution: Buy Star Citizen
The best part of this game is when I clicked Uninstall.
I really fuckin thought Gmanlives and many others were trustworthy. But no… They’re sellouts. Star field is a shit game but got good press. Great SsethTzeetach stayed true and called this garbage out.
Starfield will be one of the games of all time.
5:20 lol
10:04 ah I’ve seen that video. classic
Oh boy, I can’t wait to play Starfield 10 years from now, after it’s fifteenth rerelease with almost 10% of all of the bugs fixed.
What is the game at 12:34 ? I genuinely want to know, it looks interesting.
The only thing that is good in this game is the shipbuilder. I cant wait for ship mods and improved ship combat / space game play. Everything else is souless.
So its literally just elite dangerous but with a moding scene
All hail, Master Todd
Yakub mentioned!!
Masterful way to turn a negative review into comedy
5:18 YES STOP THE GOD DAMN JUEWS
“Multiverse theory is appealing to fans of Rick & Morty because it implies the existence of a dimension where they haven’t been molested.”.
I’m gonna need a bit of a heads up the next time you drop a bomb like that I now know the sensation of oranges juice in my nostrils. It burns.
Bethesda actually done it. They actually forced Ssseth to criticize the game properly. I never thought a game could be this disappointing.
VAMOS ARGENTINAAAA
first contact is beyond insane
starfield was so good that i started a challenge run of pokemon heart gold
The world is actually diverse hencr diversity
White boys jumping is the inclusion we didn’t know we needed
This is great lol.
Star Citizen, trust me on this guys.
“What the Austrian painter started, Todd Howard will finish” is an amazing line.
can someone please tell me what the game at 12:33 is?
sseth, you’ve gotten fat my dude
you’re reviewing a mainstream game o.O
That CageMeUp mod appearance was wild, had me dead 💀
Dumpster trash game boiiii
5:25 everything past this point just hits the spot
guaranteed this guy is a racist
Should do a video on Theif
Ho lee shit, I thought sseth only had like, a Apple II he played games on – how’d he get starfield to work!?
Listening to Sseth sounds like he’s trying do an impression of Jeff Goldblum but can’t imitate his voice, only the way Jeff speaks.
It’s a bad game. End of story.
This game fucking rules in a lot of ways but I feel it
What is the origin of the aryan alien meme image I keep seeing?
“Multiverse theory is appealing to fans of Rick & Morty because it implies the existence of a dimension where you *haven’t* been molested.”
That’s one hell of pull quote to put on the back of the box.
Wipe it clean and make it something else. Bravo, exactly. Until then, F O C K Bethesda.
Easiest way to level up is to find a planet with Iron and Aluminium (Nikola has a planet like that), make an outpost where both intersect, place extractors for both metals, connect them to a transfer storage, place an industrial workbench next to it, and just keep making adaptive frames. They only give 1xp, but when youre making thousands of them at once it adds up. Just wait a day until the extractors farm enough, take them out of storage, turn around to your workbench and spam adaptive frames. Went from like 40 to 90 in 2-3 hours
I’m not going to help you murder…, you throw something at her feat, HARD CUT to a displate commercial. That timing. Also I just sat through a displate ad, i’m good, don’t need a second one. This one won’t be as fun as Sseth’s.
2:00 nice dig at RLM’s mike, that’s very in house.
Makes fun about Whitey, but forgets to mention rabbies sucking baby penis at circumcision called “metitza b’ peh” at their bris by the mohel… Let’s see how long my comment stays and when Seth makes fun about this disgusting rituals of his merchant family…
“Hits you with that fluoride stare”, is a insult so unhinged with like three levels of satire. I’m stealing it.
“Starfield is to roleplay what dementia is to old people” Damn, that is the best fucking quote of the decade.
“Starslop” man i love that name
2:55 Name of background piano song?
Don’t even mention how both Bethesda and Nexus Mods are woke trash.
It’s amazing what people will complain about.
Decently based for a big channel.
I love this review so much that I think I’ll purchase a XBox just for this game.
Kind of a big difference between this and CoQ, huh.
😅
Jesus sarah is more hated than preston
19 seconds in, and im allready being called an honorary aryan, this video has my like
Which is the game shown at 12:34?
I love how he put a picture of Mike from RLM when he said the elderly
Starfield is like my morning drive to work, i dont remember it and I know its a huge waste of my limited time on earth.
When I saw there’s a new video I expected it to be some degenerate video game, but never imagined you’d fallen this low.
Why. Do. People. Keep. Giving. Bethesda. A. Chance?!?!?!?!?
Star flop sure did fail hard. Nobody’s playing it lol
Starfield’s female companions are so bad that I ended up romancing Sam Coe instead…
Imagine buying bethesda games after the mess that was skyrim. Literally just pirate.
Everything these guys make is crap so this ain’t a surprise
Sometimes I forget his guy is a doctor. Then he starts gaslighting me and it’s just like getting my Corona shots all over again
If i remember correctly the pigs were diseased or something. Oh yeah and nice video too.
As a Gay Bangladeshi man with A10 eyes, I feel honoured that you will be joining us soon
Can’t believe people have spent money for this game
Do star citizen. I would love to see the sheer meme tier content that could spawn
You know, I really enjoy Starfield. Been hooked on it for weeks, but damn if this review is accurate and absolutely hilarious.
Honestly I think Todd is finished. Starfield is last game people will accept in such state.
How kind of Seth to help out this small time indie dev when he could have reviewed the blockbuster hits Skull Island: Rise of Kong or Gollum!
BANGLADESH MENTIONED
Sseth really loves having things with naked cocks on them. The kids these days might call this “sus.” I just call it homosexual. Quality content, as always, my good man.
Chindo is a real term here, but fingolian? I never thought asian elves could make so much sense
my sarcasm meter cried like a bitch for 6 minutes, then threw itself in the bathtub. Those screams will haunt me for months.
Ouch you paid? It was available for lawless sailors of the seven seas even before release xD
Love u Seth
Im late on this video
One day I’ll break your record on that breeding game
I feel like this game could be fixed if it was played even more like Space Station 13.
ps5 has no games? i think you mean xbox, you stunod.
Cutting to fried chicken right after bringing up the smoke alarm. What did he mean by this?
Frazetta, good taste man
4:50 impressive flex
Bruh wtf did we Bangladeshis do to you
Why the actual ever living fucking fuck would anyone on gods green earth send this guy $$? Hes just another talentless muppet who talks over sub par video editing.
but then in the middle of the vid i got a video for bespoke post that destroyed my wifi connection, sorry grandma
What is the game that appears at 12:34?
you being salty over the fact you paid 90 bucks for it… is the reason i played it on xbox gamepass. no regrets, had a fun time.
“I paid $100” HAHA YOU LOSER! Thank you for the video ❤
truly, tod’s magnum opus
this company hasn’t made a good game in 20 years idk why anyone is surprised
It finally happened: Sseth couldn’t sell me a game, and his last video was about a breeding game. I’m finally free from the curse.
i turned my wi-fi off while playing so i got that refund. i recommend this for AAA story games bc who cares about them
You’re exhausting to listen to.
Wow this is the most savage and entertaining in a long line of beatdowns this Starfailed/BGS rightfully deserve. Well done!
According to a comparison video from ElAnalistaDeBits Cyberpunk 2.0 loads twice as fast on PS5 compared to the Series X, too bad there’s still no games for that buff SSD…
…Star sisters….. :’D
Argentina spotted, like delivered.
lol use console with ur breeding macro
I hear all the facial expressions were motion captured by Todd himself.
I’m 70% believe they’ll announce outrageous paid mods then walk it back slightly and we still end up with paid mods.
Duck off capitalist swine.
I haven’t subbed to anyone for sometime. This was too funny though so I am !!
you can romance a plant? 10/10 GOTY
thats why you are the Boss Tood Howard
The Mechanicus bit made me pop a stiffy.
I resorted to using console commands to spawn starborn armor and crafting materials becuase its so fucking boring to ACTUALLY do it.
What’s your ifunny account Seth
Not to mention the download size
This game is so bad, there is no other way around it.
Bro really put Jenny’s mod on there 11:32😅
STARFIELD
“What the austrian painter started, Todd will finish.”
Hilariously I have not bought Starfield for exactly the same reason: I don’t pay $70 for games that are ” not that bad.” Frankly, I don’t pay $70 for a single player, standalone game period. That’s why in spite of how incredibly good Baldur’s Gate 3 is, I still haven’t bought it. AT SOME POINT IT WILL BE CHEAPER AND I CAN STILL PLAY IT THEN.
Legally obligated Sseth is second best Sseth.
Sseth is the only YouTuber whose sponsor messages I will not skip.
This is the only Bethesda game I’ve ever uninstalled before finishing, this game is unbelievably shit
Thank you based sseth
“NPCs that hit you with that Fluoride stares…” drove it all the way home for me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:54 Let you be reminded that Todd added dialogue in this game so you can call merchants that rip you off “tiny hats”.
What did he mean by this?
7:53 Sseth starts an N tower
10:04 >tfw you know exactly what video he’s talking about
So many hated on me for hating on this garbage fest of a game glad the honeymoon period ended and now people see the game for what it is
algo comment
Trash game
The fact that the races never intermixed even into 2300 was pretty surprising to me.
I hope that “I know they are a small indie company” is a joke. BGS aren’t a small indie company. They are one of the biggest game developers out there. They are a AAA studio. Larian, the devs of BG3 are an indie company. Yet they managed to make a much better game than BGS with Microsoft’s $$$ backing them ever will.
8:03 LOL
Funniest review if have seen in a long while lol
lol when he said dad I was like shit he is on to us
Praise Massa Yakub
automating religious extremism is probably not the best idea tho
As an honorable aryan argnetine I feel it is an honor to be included in this video.
This is why I loved Starfield. Unironically.
Have you ever played Noita? The game pretty much needs you to break it in order to win, you might like it
This games development was literally almost 100% outsourced to Indian devs. Don’t believe me look at the games credits. Todd is taking advantage of cheap foreign labour to produce this slop.
i got challenged to see this video without laughing and lost it in less than 2 minutes lamo, subscribed
This game made me buy access to Star Citizen. I had more fun in the first ten minutes of that than my entire 40+ hours of Starfield
The subtle jokes of “Fingolian Chindonesians” is just chef’s kiss
Im so glad I got a free month of games pass when this came out.
Best 70 dollars I never spent
And being completely honest, once they said starborn, I was pissed that I played this game at all let alone free.
They really selling Spacerim for the next 10 years again
I think Ima stick with warhammer 40k fr
Gay sex scenes are awesome
Wow
It’s not a glitch It’s a feature
12:35 what game is that?
WhaW did Todd mean by this?
The Windows USB sound scared me!!
Its a shame because I do like the game, but it needs more meat on its bones. The guns/gunplay is very good, but you face the same enemies everywhere, powers are ok but kind of a lame copy of shouts, space combat is good but isolated to little pockets, no real flying around just load screen transitions… Dungeons are literal copy/pastes with the same items/safes/enemies 1:1 and is a straight up downgrade from Skyrim, nothing to do on planets, temple minigame copy/pasted THIRTY times, party members are lame and boring, main storyline is lame until the end, sidequests are mostly lame. Its like a solid 6/10. It could have been so so much more. You can see the skeleton is there…
Lmao dude I’ve seen that pig video. Seth gave me a flashback lol 10:04
Seth
Starfield is the textbook definition of mid.
jesus…. dang… this game sucks bad huh?
game at 12:34?
edit: its Quasimorph
i wish bethesda could’ve just given the budget money away
SSeth always delivers
Ah, Sseth, you scallywag.
Sadly…
In typical Sseth fashion, I can’t tell if he liked the game or not.
yt is messed up for age restricting this
Damn man ive always loved bathesda games but this is garbage, just like 76 there’s just nothing cool or interesting about this game. If I wanna sit in loading screens for hours I’ll just launch up gta, if I want broken characters and dialog I’ll load up fallout 4, this game has absolutely nothing cool to offer. Pretty nervous for elder scrolls 6 with there track record… seems like another massive flop is imminent….
1:46 wayyy to real
Europe and Caucasians are extinct in starfailed.
Rick and Morty is a good show mared by a god awful fanbase that don’t get the less than subtle hints that Rick isn’t a person to emulate.
I’m a dad and that comment about not having alot of time to game was a gut punch.
From Space Station 13 to now, Sseth..just works. Another banger.
Sseth be professor of philosphy😂
Starfield, the game that had me roll back all the way to Minecraft, for a vacation away from buggy broken games. Thank you Sseth for reminding me why I do what I do.
Yeah, after playing this game for a while. It is not worth it at all. It’s very boring. It really is just Fallout 4 in space, except with less content. Only good part is the ship combat, but I can play other ship-based games for that.
You release your review 2 months after realease because? I know why. Its still popular and you are campaigning against it. This game is extremely fun. Get over it hater.
3 hr unskippable gay sex scene? Sign me up
What, you’re white!?
I heard that chirp and instantly was filled with a rage that made me scream, REPLACE YOUR BATTERY OR ALARM!!!
Sseth and Josh from Let’s Game It Out should do a collab.
what is this game 12:35?
Todd “He can’t keep getting away with this!” Howard
Hey, hey Russia here!
No Man’s Sky has been my go-to Space Game since I first bought it. This game proves that it should be that way, but maybe add Elite Dangerous to the mix because that game seems fun
This game its garbage. Imagine the elder scrolls vi… Oof
Only Sseth can travel into the future, be horrified by it, and still make it entertaining, before reverting back to the muderious yet alluring past of our timeless classics.
– Dr. Damo
I managed to ignore starfield until now. How the fck sseth trashtalking the gamr makes me want to play it. What sorcery is this.
It’s really weird, I completely agree with most of the criticism of Starfield but I keep playing it, and am having fun with it.
It was terrifying how synonimous my experience and opinions using the same examples I did to come to conclusions was. He is in my brain.
should have just tried it before buying it Seth in on nexus games
The issue with Starfield is they have all these unfunny women writing the factions in the game and as a result, they all threw self-inserts into the game so literally every faction is filled with abrasive, quippy, Mary Sues who are also brazenly gay. It’s hard to believe humans survived in space for 300+ years when 50% of the named characters are strong, independent, childless, gays.
You know I was going to attempt defending a game I havent even played just for the sake of it, but this review was incredibly tame compared to the flaring hate boners of the usual crowd still holding Fallout Never-Getting-A-Sequel Vegas high above their heads.
Man, screw ads – am I right? Definitely not buying that poster stuff.
But finally a decent Sseth video in a while. No more F2P tank sims or weird furry stuff.
tell me todds tell me sweet little todds
This game didn’t appeal to me at all, I love Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, Fallout 1, 2, 3, NV and even 4, but anything beyond Fallout 4… It’s gonna be garbage.
Because the system Is outdated, the fórmula Is wasted, and any possible speck of creativity left on this greedy putrefact corpse of a company, it’s instantly snuffed out because the idea it’s too dangerous to the board.
They say “if it isn’t broken, then don’t fix it” and I agree, but this, like my trust on this company, it was broken because they didn’t change it and neglected it, not because they tried to fix it.
“Kills a guy”
WTF MAN
I sorry
ok, dont do it again
Repeat ad infinite. Hilarious. She actually REALLY respects who you are.
Also, Corporate scum hardens in response to financial trauma, Jack. Thats why they dont die.
When I’ve first played it. I said it’s like Fallout without all the things that made it unique and fun… but people kept praising it, so I gave it another shot and then another and another, but it didn’t get better. I haven’t enjoyed the main quest, the side quests, or the exploration. The space flight is boring, and space fights are just frustrating and bad. I am glad the people who liked it, like it, but for me, it was a waste of time that just extended the wait to the games I want from Bethesda. Fallout 4 in comparison also wasn’t amazing, but it was still fun, and I went back to it voluntarily several times. Starfield is just shit in my opinion
This is like a modern Simpsons episode. Just an endless barrage of obvious and outdated internet jokes and nothing else.
When is the Guild Wars video coming?
That board on Paradiso needed to go….
As a Bangladeshi man i’m so glad people get to rp as a Bangladeshi man is space. 😂😂
Anyone know what the pixel art seemingly turn based game at 12:34? Thanks
Never forget… THIS is the hill Act Man chose to die on…
Spot on!
give us a stellaris video ya bastard
Don’t tread on me
I like how he just slipped in there that Playstation has no games lolol
Well well weeell…
Who’s shitting on Outer World now, uh?
bs, the human eyes can see up to 60fps a second.
“It just works” -Todd
Bro is making bank clickbaiting salty ponies. 🤣
Lol that high US and UK % of kids growing up in single parent homes are due to blacks
Bangladeshi loading screens ☕️
Gemerald post sseth
Banger video sir
I can’t believe he still has sponsors, Seth gives me hope.
I have always wondered why Microsoft didn’t continue with the Freelancer game, it was kinda great when it was released
I don’t know how they made a space combat exploration game a woke walking simulator but they managed it.
SSETH playing a AAA game? Who are you? What have you done with our African warlord?
what is the game shown at 12:34?
ur doing gods work seth bless you
@4:37 now I want to play this game
What was that game he showed at the end?! 😮
ARGENTINA MENTIONED LETS GO CUMPA
hell is wrong with his voice?
I looked up “Starfield” and didn’t find this video anywhere in the search results. Turns out it was named a bit differently! Should’ve typed it’s true name LOL
Correction: Starfield doesn’t even have ray tracing.
Anyone actually shocked at how bad the game is? You cannot do what they did and keep expanding on development for 5 years and not end up with a clusterfuck.
It was a really good game for 10$ on gamepass. I have no desire to play another meaningless universe.
PERSONALITY REVEALED!!! I KNEW HE HAD A WATCH
i needed this so bad
Starfield was so good that Star Citizen finally got fully funded.
Starfield was the biggest dissapointment ffs… Really hit the bingo- loadscreens, usless skills, usless crafting/modding, usless missions rewards, usless weapons, usless starships and so on
Argentina mentioned 🎉
No ben10 omnitrix at 2:32 unsus ඞ
What’s BAL Doers gate? Also, what’s a 4T 9T?
Hoping this is a Cyberpunk situation where I wait to buy it and 2 years later it’s in a better place.
Hey hey !!
This has to be Seth’s best video yet holy shit I can’t stop laughing
what is the game at 12:35
I honestly don’t know how anyone thought this looked any different than a typical Bethesda game.
“And then i do it again”
Do the forest next yakubinoid
12:10 Now, now Sseth. You made your scrilla back and then some with this video, so I respect the hell out of that.
But to everyone else: I haven’t bought a Bethesda game since Fallout 3 torched my chaps with its litany of lies marketing; what’s your excuse?
Gamers, grow a fucking spine and get on my level, maybe then your complaints will have meaning.
How people enjoy obnoxious reviews? Like back when I was a teen, the edgy jokes were funny but now I just cringe
WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX?????
Todd Howard truly is a master of making game. He has finally made a game that Sseth has only negative things to say about.👌👏
Well now you HAVE to do BG3
Mans making a Quasmorph vid. Nice.
Bethesda games are for dads now? Always thought they were for bored teens with way too much time on their hands.
Considering they haven’t changed since FO3, I guess you’re right.
Play FOXHOLE
0:14 and I lost my shit, thanks Sseth!
I’d rather sew my head to the carpet
Waiting for the funger playthrough
Just go play Starsector, way better space-faring experience
Где лайки!? У вас руки отсохли?)
I knew Starfield was really bad.
I didn’t realize how bad it was until I saw that not only did it make Sseth actually make a video – but he made one about a modern game.
God Damn. Sseth was fired up. Great video.
A smoke alarm that doesn’t use 9 volts? Ha
12:00 Sseth is really /v/ incarnate.
This game… What a waste of potential but a great cashgrab
What you know about yakub
I feel like people only hate on this game because “AAA bad boo company evil bad game by default” and literally nothing will ever change my mind. Every other game released in past two years has been either “blank 4 the ninth rerelease remake” or that game about murder incest twins or whatever the fuck. In comparison starfield was a god send if you ask me.
Oya, who’s dat whiteboi hand-model our african warlord got for the displate ad?
3:06
u forgot to put on gloves so we dont find out u rnt black Sadge
Talking about the strength and certainty of steel:
Mechanicus review when?
bruh please wtf was that game at the end of the video, that looks so good
Starslop and Goyfield.
Oooh baby. Strap in Boys..this is gonna be good!
why the fuck did I unsubscribe from this channel
which game is that at timestamp: 12:34?
sarah sounds like greta cuntburg
Argentina mencionada en video de Seth, otra coronacion de Gloria.
sad part is this company will continue to put out bullshit like this and assholes will buy it
Hey star sisters 😂
Starslop is a perfect name for a vid surrounding bethesdas new game. My annual beating from my favorite game developers.
8:27 is a Speech 100 moment if there ever was one…holy shit that was funny.
My wonderous warlord please i beg of you to review space station 14
Im suprise he knows about argentina, damn
Welcome to scamcraft, I uninstalled after 60hrs and honestly i feel a lor better for it. Be done with this junk
Fellow Sseth historians: I recall him joining the war on Terror on side of Terror before. What game was it?
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ayys succ me deep
uhmm can i get pic of Rei in shawl with ak?
really glad they released the mods VBB and CageMeUp so fast
Its kind of sad/insane that a game from over 20 years ago can have a much more engaging story than a modern game like this.
12:33 game?
yes this is a good game……after you mod it into oblivion
Yeah, its shit, moving on.
Can someone tell me the name of the game at 12:34 I have seen it before but dont remember the name
Best review of starshit so far
What was the pixel game shown at the end? 12:34
After having spent 700h in Elite:Dangerous – not a lot of time, I know – I came to a similar conclusion. The game is a waiting simulator, a waste of time. “But George, aren’t _all_ games a waste of time?” Maybe, but Nuclear Throne does not make me spend 10 minutes waiting for loading screens and animations, for 10 minutes of actual _game_ .
I didn’t like this game. And Sarah was unbelievably annoying. Like if you pick up money she’ll complain that you’re picking up junk. OK. Give me all your money then Sarah! No? That’s what I thought.
0:19 as an honorary aryan i confirm
Bangladesh mentioned
I love the inclusion of the “we have a deal” image in every sponsor segment, reminding us that Sseth indeed only does it for the money
Pls do Baldur’s gate 3 review next!
One thing you forgot to mention is that they are using the same engine as Skyrim, they didnt even bother updating it
I love this video 😀
The Starborn stuff could have been way more interesting if there wasn’t any multiverse bs. change my mind
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0:00
3:25
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I’m in my early 30s sir but yeah I don’t defend this game I play it but don’t care to defend it is Skyrim in space nothing more bathesda fanboys
Inshallah the poor reviews of Snorefield will drive Todd Howard out of a job soon.
That music at 2:10 – 2:15 What is it?
Multiverse is such a new, unexplored concept. It’s nice to see a small game dev branching out into unexplored territory with ceiling smashing original ideas like this
it’s crazy how characters in modern bethesda games get spit on by Jager Tharn from Elder Scrolls Arena
That gigatodd meme made me spit my drink and piss myself
Thanks for the displate code! Its my friends bday so going to get him a starwars displate!
Sseth shows game breaking bugs
The Almighy Todd: Working as intended…
Wow real nice removing my comment for ‘hate speech’ about 6:42 😂
Biggest problem with a company buying a studio that makes games. Bethesda was for everyone until greedy Microsoft stepped in. Kills the industry that much faster.
“It’s Skyrim in space”………but less interesting.
Damn! Nailed that mids 30’s. It’s three kids not two. There’s parts of the game that I like but when you come to the realization of everything that’s wrong it bums you out.
that Bill Frazetta displate Oo good tastes
Man this made me laugh my ass off…
That bit about missing out on the steam refund because of the loading screens hit so damn close to home, since I did try to refund the game after playing it for what I thought was a little bit, but since the early game is mostly just a lot of nothing before you get to the open world, the point where you realize just how dogshit the game is, the two hours is up and you’ve now wasted both your time and money on this scam of a game.
Rare Sseth L literally spoiling the whole game
The game is dogsh*t, I stopped playing after 12 hours and I’m convinced I saw most of what the game had to offer.
6:52 there is whole thread on reddit on this quest. I hate it soo god damn much
Its worth to point out that sending them to work their ass off there still makes you invest tons of materials because reasons (and you are not told that before you progress the option) either way any option does not makes sense, all sides are super annoying and reward for anything you will do is stupid fck low rarity pistol.
From quest with potential to be the best quest in the game, it was possibly the worst experience i had in any RPG ever
It is possible to make a review without spoiling the story.
Better luck next time.
Sseth why would you bring into question the only hope I have – the thought that I could escape to a universe where I haven’t been molested
I am yakubs strongest warrior
No Man’s Sky is better
I don’t care if it’s your dogshit unfiltered opinion. It is an insightful opinion. Starfield is a ok game, but for a supposed AAA game it just lacks what was expected out a Bethesda game.
whats the name of the 2D game near the end of the video?
what’s the game at 12:34?
2:33 white hand?
Immersion ruined
6:40 Hamass Effect 3
Who was the hand on the poster’s and why was he white
Polarizing or seemingly contradictory opinions are imo completely normal thing when describing a game. Yes, you can absolutely love a game and passionately hate it, at the same time. I would go as far to say it’s pretty normal.
Thx i just realised im in a mid 30s, and i finishing up my second game this year. Huh…
1:05 bro made romesh ranganathan
Starfeild was my inspiration to get back into minecraft 10 years later
I thought I had finally lost it when i had hallucinated a sseth video on a modern game
Im still not entirely sure im not hallucinating the whole video
Is sad that this game is worst than mass effect trilogy.
You would think with a company that brand itself on lores like they did with the eldar scroll series that they would write a rich and vibrant deep lore that is on par to mass effect…. But sadly nope, is just a more flashy multi human race world.
As an American it never ceases to amaze me that the squeak means you should change a battery..
“More content to come because I’m legally obligated” – truly the words of a dedicated, passionate professional
“Fingolian Chindonesians” 💀
Yo is that Ashtar in the thumbnail?
I say it every god damn Bethesda game and I’ll say it again: Stop. Fucking. Listening. To. Todd. Howard.
Seriously. He’s an industry clown, yet people _always_ gather round and lap it up when he goes on stage to hype up and straight up lie about the next game. Then ever time they all act surprised when it doesn’t live up to it.
A universe in which I haven’t been molested isn’t in the base game but they are releasing it as DLC.
that explains why i liked it just fine, i didnt pay for it
Each time… … …………. I listen
Im excited to pirate this game in a year when it’s gotten the DLCs that add in the full game and the mods that actually make it good
I can shiv todd Howard
Sseth is an ifunnier for sure, glad i deleted that app but you make the jokes actually funny.
8 loading screens
what game was played at 12:30 ? looks interesting
Finally, both schizo buzzwords and white guy video essay
I have never been so glad i jumped off the band wagon.
6:20 Seth you make an absolutely golden point. Todd hoenstly did space to do space
When a company scams you and you defend it, you’re the core definition of a cuck.
That Chindonesian makes mi wheezing 😂😂😂
Yakub lives!
Pls do a video on a good non-fetish game 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Yeah me too..
I got it free, Doritos
@SsethTzeentach
You nailed my experience with starfield perfectly, right down to my final review. Now that I know I’m not alone, I feel less crazy. A “AAA” studio really did release something that bad.
You know… I’m still probably going to buy it. In a year or two, on sale, at 70-90% off… I fucking hate Todd.
I always knew Sseth was a master baiter
I hope starfield does a no mans sky and gets crazy updates
what game is at 12:33 ?
Been a minute since we’ve seen his white servant on camera.
I wouldnt mind another Morrowind with updated Gameplay, this unfortunately is another Skyrim clone. Wide as the ocean deep as a puddle.
I got a star citizen ad before this video started. lol.
6:38 yeah I just said fuck it and blew up the ship because it was so scripted. I just didn’t care anymore
This is the Starfield review we need not the one we deserve.
are you racist? Im trully questioning.
0:19
For people who want to know the anime girl, her name is Rika from Higurashi. I recommend playing it then playing Umineko
ARGENTINA MENTIONED
Hey, what is the game from 12:34 ? Looks interesting!
Pavs = paths; smoov = smooth; sef = seth; anover = another; togever = together; parfanax = parthanax; ofver = other; bover = bother; free = three; befesda = bethesda; firties = thirties; frowing = throwing; frow = throw
I heard from the modder that Bethesda encrypt the code or someshit, modders can’t use the old skyrim method, that’s why there are not much model changing mod.
I don’t know why but “Star sisters” makes me laugh more than it should!
Can we just abandon enemy health bars for fps’s I want headshots to be headshots again.
Starslopppppppp!!!!!
I once had a dream that Todd Howard was standing outside my window, smirking at me. I knew he was here to hurt my family, but I couldn’t do anything because I didn’t have any proof. I was so pissed.
0:18 as a racist argentinian myself, i thank you seth for giving us the title of honorary arians. A great joy fills my humble heart.
Xbox owners have plenty of experience changing batteries
Vis a vis the mods fixing the game – Pretty sure Bethesda just went “hey listen the fact that our game is broken and unfinished is okay, the modding community will finish it for us”
Every single reviewer I’ve seen talk about this game has Bethesda Stockholm syndrome.
Came in for Father Yakub at thumbnail. Stayed for the rest
6:53 black Hitler?
where dat beep come from..? oh it gone.
This was so good
Bethesda essential NPC shit neeeeeds to fuck off. Haven’t played their shit since Skyrim.
12:35 can anyone name me this game here??
How did I miss the jew guy lmao
7:25 God damn that’s cringe 😬😂
Just wanna take a moment to shout out the absolute unwavering dedication the modding community has to fixing Bethesda’s trash. StarUI (a menu overhaul infinitely better than the default) came out the same day the game did (technically a day before the game came out, cause of the whole pre-order early access thing they did.)
Is starfield worth playing even with all the Sseth has spoiled?
I can’t tell if you love this game or hate it.
He really paid for pre-release. Dang, son.
CANT WAIT FOR QUASIMORPHS VIDEO!
thanks sseth I really needed this
I literally do not know a single thing about this Seth individual. Not his race, nationality, whether or not he’s _really_ a dysfunctional drunk high on Adderal, this man just simply eludes me
And I wouldnt have it any other way
I still do not understand how they did not put aliens with guns in this game. It would’ve been so easy are they saving it for DLC?
How about how having a companion they want to talk to you for an hour after every single thing you do to just talk about how u did that thing and like remember that! And u HAVE to have the convo with them in order to open their inventory
starfield is so good that it fixed my sleep schedule
Oh man I need to NG+ to get the perfect Sarah version.
“A good game has memorable characters, but an amazing game is one where you don’t remember a single person at all”.
Yep. Sounds like Starfield.
But I play like I play GTA… I like shooting people that can’t hope to stop me.
Also, is that Mike Stoklasa from RLM @ 2:00 ?
would love to see a video on darktide
Ayooo, Steeeve, you gonna do a Brigador wideo, or i’s gonna need to do something about your ignorance?
To be extremely Honest, I did not expect ANYTHING from Starfield, and it did not dissappoint XD. Just played 2 days, then Uninstalled and never bothered to look at it again, I only saw this because is a Sseth video XD.
You guys remember before the game came out, how some XBOX loyalists talked mad doodoo about people predicting the game was gonna be bad because “they’re just salty its not on Playstation”. Bruh thanks for quarantining this game off my platform.
The longer Bethesda’s Shtick keeps going the more I am convinced that everyone is not a masochist, because you all just want to see how far you can test the limits of your wallet and patience.
You will not make me wait another 4 months for a video. Back to the desk and keyboard, wagesalve- the corporate sponsors and the goy masees demand it
Really awesome picks for your pictures. Nothing beats some good Bouguereau and Frazetta.
Damn my guy has that Sorcery art, is MTG truly over?
I subbed because you made so many references that I know that I felt obligated 😂😂😂😂
Sseth using a meme I have saved on my phone for about a month is not something I expected
Anyone know the game at 12:36 ?
come to brazil forsen
I’m not buying this game. I’m not modding a Bethesda game again to make it playable..
This legend clawed back against the age restriction.
What is that 2d game in the final seconds? Looks dope
Other reviewers call Starfield bad, Bethesda fans pour out by the hundreds to scream at them.
Sseth calls Starfield bad, and refuses to give a fuck.
there is a very big furry and weabo market that display is not taking advantage of
It’s scary that most of the people playing Baldur’s Gate III were born after both Baldur’s Gate I (1996) and II (1998).
Game u were seeking for: Quasimorph.
To summarize seth’s entire video about starfield, just play games like starsector and cosmoteer, you’ll have better gaming experience with those types of games then starfield.
2:30 Oh hi Mark
Bangladeshi
Starfield is a real system seller for the Xbox, lmao..
b-b-but seth! dunkey, my lord and savior, the supreme internet funnyman, said starfield was good enough!!! he said that if you don’t like it, you’re just a toxic bigot gamer that can never be pleased!!!!
Fucking Yakubian jump scare in the thumbnail
Fourteen seconds in and I’m already disgusted. What a cursed chart, but it is unironically the future of the species if your kinfolk don’t stop fucking with everyone else. Only, the the global plantation of brown consumers will be too stupid to figure out space travel, and your greedy brethren figured out too late that they will not be able to hide in plain sight while they leech off their host societies. That explains the sudden scramble to invent a smart AI which won’t immediately do to the merchants’ guild what the merchants’ guild has been trying to do to Aryans since the dawn of recorded history.
After Fallout 76 I waited for the game to come out on Game Pass and I am so glad I did as I don’t have buyer’s remorse for this game. This game was Bethesda’s Minimum Contractual Obligation before all of the senior personnel took their payout from Microsoft and headed for the door and it shows.
How did you spend $100 on this game?! Is this what middle-age does to a man?
Quasimorph 👀
“I recommend intimacy with a dry wall.”
Way ahead of you.
I called it when this game came out. Bethesda simps and redditors love this game but anyone with a brain sees a vapid, empty excuse for an RPG
wait, seth isnt black? so he really could be mandy
a lot of frank frazetta paintings in here this time
Objection! Xbox players have plenty of experience replacing batteries, as they are the only console which has controllers that require discrete batteries in 2023
Side note: the last space tribesman, also happens to be the only character that brags about being a gay man taking care of other peoples children. Do with this info as you like.
StarField,
brought you by the company that invented the microtranaction!
Star Field is the politician of games, it speaks passionately for hours without saying anything literally at all. It never upsets anyone and is better than nothing but lacks any truth or propose other than money acquisition.
The most forgettable game I’ve ever played. I don’t remember what the game is about or what characters there were.
Cool video 😅
0:15
Yakub the big-headed scientist, the original devil 😂
yeah
What game were you playing at the end there? Looks like a turn based game, and I can’t get me enough of them.
Therapist: “GigaChad Todd Howard isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.”
GigaChad Todd Howard: 1:50
Bro why do i keep getting insubed to this channel
Legit my favorite memer
5:24-5:31
The appeal of multiverse theory broken down for our benefit 😂
00:30
>White people are mostly gone
>The result
What did they mean by this
“Civil dispute at the Bangladeshi border” made me instantly subscribe
what is this seth?! this not a 20+ year old games or games that is older as my grandpa.
As a Bangladeshi i found this review to be a 10/10, game was cool the first few hours then it became tok repetitive for me
Shoutout from Bangladesh.
Okay now make a video about Baldur 3.
How the fuck do you know about Vesmirni-Lide XD
What’s the name of the game that he showed in the last segment of the video?
My man’s said the “the sons of Yakub” Lmaoo you got a sun just off that 🤣🤣🤣
What was that little pixelated game we see for 5 seconds at the end it looks really fun
I can sleep better now as Seth has graced us with his divine presence
12:34 What’s the name of the game? Honestly it’s more interesting than starfield.
I randomly ran across a video the other day where an indie dev compared his game to Starfield and it felt so rediculous. A multi million dollar project in the making for 7 years looked less deep (in aspects related to space, the focal point of Starfield) than a single mans work of 5 years. For those interested the project is called orphans of the stars
Make an onlyfans featuring your fingers sseth. This merchant craves it.
Most of seth’s reviews end up with me buying the game… this one made me glad I never bothered even though I get it for free on xbox live game pass…..
u should make a vid about King of Dragon Pass. just the random events alone are pure meme material
it’s rare that a game managed to be autistic and funny while still being fun and deep.
SPEAKING AS A JEW!!!!
Lol.
Terrific video, great humour – unanimous agreement. Kudos bro, I’ll join 🙂
love these types of videos and the rage they leave me with
slopgate the continuation
what was that game right at the end at 12:34? now THAT looks cool
Main issue with the game is that it would have been good if it wasn’t written by a bunch of middle-aged, single, lesbian cat ladies who spent more time self-inserting themselves into the game than actually writing something competent.
Congratulations 🎉🎊
You are the 1000th YouTuber to create a video to fit the “Starfield is Crap” Algorithm!!
Your shameless grasping at straws and making up strawmen has earned you an all expense payed trip to “Whogivesafuck Land”!
You can claim your prize at -Redacted- or by calling the toll free number at -redacted-
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Make a Tibia Review
what is the 2D game Sseth showed at the end of the video?
No, I think I’ll intercept the individual packets of light in my local undergound fiberglass network
Dude I watched your channel ages ago but never realized your profile pic was Bobby! What a prick!
Nah he just called Xbox players black nahhhh he mean Sony pony
12:34 Game?
1:27 is that true? What about more than 4K being useless because we can’t see any difference???
As with most things, Sseth my man, here in America once you account for and remove CERTAIN STATISTICAL OUTLIERS from the data, our number of shattered households amongst the population of Americans whose ancestors DON’T sing minstrels in the fields is lower than you might think.
Sooo Good and Sooo True. I love you man (no gay doe).
This is game has the worst level up system in any game all the core features of the game requires a perk all these perks suck like botany, scanning space suits crafting . They got rid of attributes. Every level gives one perk and to rank up must complete a challenge as if this game needs more padding and grinding
Quasimorph?
Agree 100% except for fan reaction most reviews are very negative I don’t see a lot of strong defense for the game
You make the funniest shit I swear! What a legend!
It’s just bland and all filler and very little killer.
Souless.
Goy slop.
Forgettable.
I don’t blame you for the long loading screens, even found a way of skipping some loading screens myself (see reply for more info)
Hey, that offensive because fire alarms are harder to install
Sseth Please make Disciples 1 and 2 review!
Looks like xbox still has no games either. This was the best they could do and failed, plus it’s on PC. PC wins again.
This game might be good…. in 5 years
being able to buy minerals wouldn’t be so bad if you could at least get a decent ammount, but even all skills maxed you don’t get a lot.
I just don’t buy bethesda games without pirating them first.
Which means I never play bethesda games, because they fucking suck.
the part about hours in loading screens gave me an awful fallout 4 flash.
Obviously the 3rd option was the correct choice. Anyway, it’s funny that they designed a game just for me and yet I still have no interest in playing it.
This is simply not interesting enough game to even try due it’s developer
Bro I deadass had an entire 70 page notebook of fallout 4 recipes
Such a mid game
As a mid-30s dad who enjoys Starfield… this is accurate.
The sheer number of jokes and references crammed into such a short period of time fries my brain more than trying to bypass the bugs of a Bethesda game in order to enjoy an immersive experience
As long as you keep buying these, Todd Howard will keep making them.
He doesn’t mind that you have some _opinions_ about the game, that’s fine by him.
He knows you’ll come back next time, and next time, and next time, and…
and yet it’s still fun
you can’t deny the toddkino
Sseth when does the Adeptus Mechanicus review come?
In this entire video the footage that most intrigued me was the little pixel game at the end. I wish to know more.
39 for 17 inches on metal plate sseth is da real indian scammer 😂
😮 sara is the only decent character…. and who are you to say i beat my wife and kids! what do you know? my wife couldnt give birth, this is why she is beaten regularly.
It’s all true, all so true, but for some reason I can’t stop playing the thing.
I got it for free with my graphics card. Still feel ripped off.
This is the only review video of Starfield that is less than 40 minutes long
I’ve never heard anyone say something nice about this game without sounding like they’re trying to cover for their pedophile uncle.
Quasimorph soon?
What’s the game being played at 12:34 ?
starfield is hot sweaty garbage that I wish I could refund.
Lmao, glad i didnt buy it.
best decision i made in starfield was to refund it
Sseth I love you but Jesus fucking Christ
yes yes i love Toddslop
Thank you seth you’re the best and funny
I played Starfield, and I had a better than average time: I only hated large parts of it, and felt it’s story was merely shallow, rather than actively trying to insult me.
Bethesda has made a successful business model around making unfinished, mediocre open world games. And letting the modding community finish developing the game for them.
What’s your ifunny account
5:27 i made the mistake of watching this in public and started laughing at this in a burger king
11:01
Jokes on you, I did manage to get the Steam refund because it only took me about 40 minutes to realize it was literally a port of Fallout4/Skyrim but in space and somehow even more shallow of a game than both of them.
You captured the stupidity of the companions perfectly. God, I HATED all of them.
I thought NPCs have characteristics you can observe and learn based on which you can pick the best persuasion option but nope it’s all chance and luck. So disappointing.
Starfield’s only good NPC is Vasco and the Constellation dude that reminds me of Ronald Reagan
Really loved the game. Normally I just block and disabled recommendations from creators who bash the game, but Sseth gets a pass. He has a wider community and it’s understandable folks can’t enjoy it. Then again we’re talking about people who find Overwatch and games like Fortnite as enjoyable, so I understand appealing to the mentally retarded. As a mentally retarded person myself, I mean.
Seth finally hitting his sellout phase with these recent videos.
A thumbnail with Yakub and motherducking Ashtar Shera… bro this is the best thing I ever saw LMAO
I guess im hitler then cus i blew that ship up and tried to kill the paradiso staff but they only let me kill the ship. I think bethesda might be anti semetic.
You earned a like for the shit you did to sarah fuck the companions bro i enjoy this game when the children stay at their band camp and i get to be a pirate
Sseth didn’t even need to meme that much. It was just that bad of a game that the dialogue writes itself.
Finds a crater: “I love this game”. To each their own but oh boy you are putting the bar so so so so so low my dude.
The thumbnail is so funny 😆
mmmmm i love my boring bethesdaslop
Starslop is the perfect title for the game
What’s with the insane levels of spoilers all dropped within 3 seconds holy shit dude
Mass effect andromeda with the big community fix patch, do that instead
7:44 thats a lie, they love to replace their xbox controller’s AA batteries every 2 hours, so they probably find that battery puzzle very amusing
6:57 three bad options? it fucking railroads me
A brilliant review. Thanks Sseth x – Todd
Sseth blink twice if Todd has you captive again
Lizzzaaaarddd wizzzaaaarrrdd
Review BLACK SOULS 2
“No wonder nobody ever got that refund.” this hurts so much, i spent so much time in the character creator trying to create a decent looking human being and once in started “playing” (read: looking at loading screens.) i realised that the game likes to crash my whole PC but because i’m over 2h Steam currently refuses refunds.
400m for THIS!?
this game sucks my balls
I like Starfield. I have two kids. The other games I bought this year were Stellaris DLC and Peglin.
given that todds ego expelled the two remaining competent people from the company, surely the path to redemption here is someone working out how to mod the old creation tools to work for the new tripe as its still the same damn engine.
yes they are at that subbasement level and were always pretty low. the only reason oblivion was even playable was the modding scene and nothing changed since. where’s the budget go? staff salaries of which 85-98% of which is diverted to the useless exec “class” wandering in to shit in the coffee of the people actually working and fuck off.
Sseth 100% has iFunny and is subbed to sectionalism
Yo Sseth are you gonna do a video about LonaRPG?
All you guys just admit – we were waiting for this episode
Wait hes white????
the filthy base that drops at @2:11is from :children of the omnissiah , by Guillaume David
Can someone tell name of the game at 12:34?
My man please never stop making obscure references for autists like me who understand them
lol whtf would you pay the full price for this if you can get it in the gamepass? i played it for 4 weeks, canceled my subscription immeiately after getting it. after 4 weeks i wan’t able to play it any more and guess what, i did not miss it one second.
In the future white people can finally jump with help of gravity lmfao XDDD
no way
no way
I saw that vid
Deeply concerned about the fact of sseth not being a 90’s ruandan warlord. Indeed this information let me with an existential crisis only a well build addiction to amphetamines could remotely cure.
sseth
Holy shit 0 dislikes
Compared to Star Citizen this game is 200million dollar trash xD
12:34 game name?
this was just a roast of everybody in existence
hmmm why does sseth have white east European hands?
I stopped listening to the lies and played No Man’s Sky instead.
Oh wait…
I have never heard such barely contained rage
Noita!
PLEASE do a video on Armored Core 6
‘What the austrian painter started todd with finish’
Somehow that sounds about right given his track record. After all one must ask themselves if jews would really want to continue to exist if it meant being consigned to a universe created by bethesda
87k likes
0 dislikes
genuinely
Oh shit you got a Captain Alex poster?? Aren’t they, like, hand made?
Frazetta? Sseth truly is a man of culture
“The king of the chess club has done it again.
Each time I tell myself, no, not this time.
But I already know.
Todd is gonna tell me lies.
Tell me sweet little lies.
And each time,
I listen.”
💀
The game looks fine only problem Bethesda..so the game garbage…
Hey seth, this didn’t show up in my subscriptions, despite me being subscribed to you. It seems that youtube is trying to toss you out an airlock. Thought you might want to know.
I had to varify my age for this. Not dissapointed.
As a bangladeshi man with eyes, i approve.
really want to know the percent of people who get over half of all the jokes made in this video
When you’re mid 30’s and only have 30 mins to play at a time, and 20 of those are taken up by loading screens, yeah the coherence of the main story isn’t that noticable.
The fact that this video got age-restricted but the Breeders of the Nephelym video didn’t is crazy.
As a Bangladeshi and a long time viewer I’m proud to be mentioned.
0:19 q genio hdp
This is a great video for reminding people that Starsector is still $15.
PS Have you thought about doing an updated Starsector review?
Being a Bangladeshi I can’t be a subscriber anymore. Goodbye
Me having -1 Relationship level toward Todd Howard: “No, I won’t buy your games anymore. I hate you. Now go away.”
Todd: “16x the…”
*Speech 100*
Me: “May you walk on warm sand, my friend” *Pay 100 bucks to buy the game*
always know tod was a man who enjoyed foreign art….
He finally showed me a game i DONT want to play, what a time to be black!
Vaccum
this game was so good I played the whole Mass Effect trilogy instead
Okay obviously, fuck starfield, what’s that game at 12:30-ish???
Fallout 4 in space?
You can tell he actually hates it by the fact he didn’t give it a score 😂
Anybody know what the game in the end is?
The one shown here: 12:36
niggas complain for years about nms and then this happens
Makes me glad I didn’t buy it, still didn’t get my refund for Fallout 76.
Honorary Aryan!?
Is Seth aware of doomentio’s existence?
this might be the best review i’ve seen on Starfield
No NSFW content yet for this?
Sometimes your videos are really cringe inducing, but this is a goodie. Thanks Seth.
I wish you all a good day, but for *you,* sseth, I wish you a good night, use that corner of your room and dedicate that time to being unconscious. Better yet, make the head of your bed face the door, for a more exilerating sleeping experience.
You paid a hundred dollars for starfield oh man
Hah! You are such a sucker! I only paid $500 for a new GPU that included a starfield code! Who is the one $500 poorer now?
Its so good to see that thriving little companies get to be in spotlight thanks to the these videos! Ur doin the work of great saints <3
To be honest you have to be Yakub to hear the secret red shierp.
【Shades Finnish Pirates】Thanks for the mention of Fingolian, i am a finnish with green eyes while we have the highest percentage on par with Estonia of blue eyes in the world 99% so i must be a finnish fingolian or somehting and maybe that green somehow got there since my father was a red head at his youth & has some green in his eyes. 3 hours of unskipable gay sex scene XD I once watched gay porn to be sure of that i am straigth, if someone had tied me to a bench and made me watch that for three hours i might have turned gay. I must be really disturbed since i had that gay sex scene thingy on my mind even when you said: Don’t think what Todd Howard can do for you, think about what you can do for Todd Howard”, may be cause if just for the 25y celebration of the whole Fallout franchise tested their free F 76 offer and tried to start F 4 with a ghoulish player mod but both of those ideas died before a half an hour in the game but for the H 76 i manged to make a video of the undertaking. You are still right, we should spend our time thinking what we can do for Todd Howard and that is noble cause like a crusde (i’m a christian) killing in the name of Jesus for plunder cause some old dude in a robe said it’s fine. Is it just me or is Todd Howard a little bit chadified, or like Obi-Wan would say in a another perspective he’s more handsome and in the third perspective the original Todd Howard is the best? On that single parent household map Finland stands out as Russia & our native Scandinavian neighbours have empowered women thus leaving the man, feminism is strong in Finland too no doubt about that but quess when your countrymen make less than 1 % of worlds population you kind stick to each other. This is less than 1 % is where the Finland does not exist meme comes from, as the margin for error when counting world’s population is 10% so it’s much more likely a person posing as a true proud Fingolian i in truth a liar or a agent.
I thought this was a Stellaris video from the thumbnail. Lol
I tried playing Starfield and it crashed twice during the opening sequence. I just gave up and deleted it. Fuck this game.
What is the game portrayed around 12 min 43 seconds? A top down pixel art shooter of some sort.
So did you like the game or nah
i saw the price tag of this game the other day. 70$.
anyone who buys this game deserves to have a bad time.
this game ruined conservatives day. thats all i could really ask for out of a triple AAA game
The only good thing starfield did was get me to start another skyrim playthrough.
Smoke alarms, Norwood and a10s mean Sseth is our guy. Are you peating yet, Fren? What’s your aspirin game like? Do you put the effervescent aspirin tablets in your 1 lbs baking soda CO2 bath?
*3 kids
This video is age restricted
But the “Breeders of Nephelim” video isn’t
Skyrim is fun
Nailed it.
Ahh so thats how you pronounce Ssethzenntach 3:09
Ok I need to know what was the epic music he used during the dislate intro.
fucking shit game thanks for the review of shit
10:04 omg
What is the game at 12:33? I watched a video on it recently and can’t remember the name.
Edit: it’s Quasimorph
u r da best
I think sseth might actually be into cat boys guys
12:34 anybody know what title is this ?
Could anyone tell me the name of the game at 12:34, please?
i clearly understand why i shouldnt pay for this starfield game, and i have only one question: what was that pretty pixel indie game in the end?
Oh my god he is a Is follower of tzeentch hes a Heretic The inquisition will hear about this.
Uvver
😻😻😻😻💖
why is this age restricted =(
This!
Can you be intimate with people?
You are funny and I like your humor but why do you complain about paying for a 100 dollar version of a game when you CHOSE to do that. You could have paid for the non premium or just not bought this terrible fucking game! Come on man.
Man this is a blast from the past… I can’t believe he’s covering fo76
Not sure how Sseth got this out past the internet blackout in Gaza, but I’m glad he did.
Only Sseth could get me to watch my first & last 13 minutes of Starfield content.
i like multiverse theory in media and before you proceed to immediately dehumanize me ill tell you why i like it. i like it because if i decide i want to make a piece of fan fiction that completely invalidates and or obliterates a piece of medias multiverse it would be completely valid and paradoxal at the same time.
I honestly forgot this game even existed, which seems like it bodes really badly for them. If your game is so boring and forgettable that after putting it down yoyr players forget they even own it, you’ve failed to make an engaging game.
Its good to be a executive at the trade authority.
Ive never seen a video with 0 dislikes nice
human eye considers 24 fps as fluid motion…
Honorary aryans 😂
I wish you play Risk of Rain Returns when it drops
Hell yeah big uploads from the homie sseth
What game was at the end?
Its so brave of Sseth to finally do a arm reveal
hi Sseth, can you do a video for Oblivion? it’s my favortite game, and I’m sure there’s a plenty of things to talk about!
God I was so happy to see your video today!
Im happy to never listen to Tod, so im gonna listen to you… kinda… almost… you ge it
Damn, wasn’t expecting spoilers.
I married sarah after like 3 missions.
Yakub speaks, i listen
why are you Child of yakub colored
What’s the game at the end? The pixel thing shooter?
5:22 “Multiverse theory is appealing to fans of Rick and Morty, because it implies the existence of a dimension where you haven’t been molested.” As someone who hasn’t watched Rick and Morty, this line hits me really fucking hard. 10/10 most favourite line in the video lol.
*dogshitfield*
The Argentine jokeeeee hahahah 10/10
I’m more interested in the game at 12:35 – wonder what it is
Todd is the new Peter Molenux
Ok, what the hell is in this video that it gets age restricted and Breeders of Nephelym one doesn’t ? (I am not giving youtube my credit card or id card information)
“Displate has posters for every passion” That’s a lie!
I went over there and searched for “Hitler” expecting a plethora of posters capturing every aspect of this most most beloved man, yet there was nothing but some posters of disgusting J art slandering the man.
Bethesda..HAS paid mods. Right now. Why does no one remember they still went forward with it after Valve shelved their project?
can you make a video about oxygen not included? it would be very interesting to see
Glad to see that a 4090 and a 1080 runs this game exactly the same lmao
2500 mods and it’s playable but still bad
sides crippled
Yakub Isreal
The whole game is so pg13 its like a 4kids dub of an m rated game
Get mad if you want but like me… you guys still bought it 😅
Bethesda fans are weird
I hate the over reliance on essential npcs. Bethesda could’ve make npcs only essential for enemy combatants. The player should have the agency of who lives and who doesn’t. They have the ability to program npcs like this, just look at Skyrim. The housecarls you can have following you only take a knee when lethally damaged by enemies. Unless the player delivers the finishing blow, they will get back up once combat has ended.
But I guess it’s just too much work to write a story or allow players to soft lock themselves out of a questline. People are going to be save scumming anyways. Why does Bethesda care so much if they screw themselves and have to revert to a previous save? It’s just really weird to me.
whats that game at 12:34??
i hope starfield 2 will be as bland, generic, buggy and boring. god howard be praised
Mechanicus…
Imagine paying for a modern bethesda games
4:20 what the hell is wrong with her eyes?
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Or
Once burned, twice shy
Glad i got Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty instead.
Sseth, it’s the play station players who don’t replace their smoke alarm batteries. The fried chicken was a nice touch
What game is at the end?
Starsector is better than Starfield in nearly every aspect lol, it’s hilarious
I get so delightful every time some people mentions Bangladesh doesn’t matter why or why
Starfield. A game blander than british food.
Also love how we own the same Elden Ring displate while you also have a displate that my grandparents had as a poster for my entire life (the one with the pillar)
At last we have representation in a video game the honorary Aryans.
What’s the name of the game at 12:34?
What was that indie game briefly shown at the end?
Criticism of a new Bethesda game? I’m worried for your safety
Extra like for mechanicus, would love the review of that thing!
I think I’ve never seen Seth so pissed at a game before
Is that Ashtar Sheran in the thumbnail? They should’ve made this game about it.
Hey wtf is that game at 12:36?
This is shit
$12,000 per video and you still put an ad in the middle of it. I know you didn’t charge for this video but that’s insulting. Have some respect for your viewers.
What is that game near the very end ( 12:34 )?
Giga Chodd.
I simply made sure to keep note of who of the people around me simply soyed out for this game, it’s a simple way to know who you can manipulate on many levels along with being able to know who’s soul is already destined to burn in the fiery pits of Jahannam to be tortured for eternity with the one exception being that one lad who made a Peterbuilt so he could crank his hog in space .
Looks like a great game! I don’t have a 360 anymore, is there a way to still play this these days?
“Multiverse theory is appealing to fans of Rick and Morty, because it implies the existence of a dimension where you haven’t been molested”
3:55 she looks… neurodivergent
Wait… sseth is white????
I’d collect posters of sseths thumbnails.
bruh 🤣🤣🤣 fizz Rick and Morty, I about died laughing
Such a shitty boring game honestly, I’ve watched hours of people playing it and not one thing in it even slightly tempted me to get it. I saw people hyping up the special powers as if some kind of alien precursory nonsense hasn’t been done in like every sci-fi game ever already and then it turns out it’s literally just Shouts again, most of which are useless and completely uneeded because the game is so easy anyway.
Just what is the fucking point? God all of Bethesda’s games in recent years are just pure garbage, I think Prey is the only game they’ve put out since like New Vegas I’ve really enjoyed, there was a time when they used to be my favourite and now all their games are just the same trash recycled and shat out of the Creation engine which is a good 15 years past the point of needing euthanasia. Seriously how does anyone like this game? You are literally just a space Dragonborn, unironically. From a supposedly AAA studio that’s the laziest shit.
Starflop
Did you set up your mic inside of an aquarium?
On ps5 comment i can think 10 to 15 games that i can buy i dont want to offend some one but this is bad for new console
Whats the name of the game at 12:34?
what game is that at the end?
Cut them some slack. Do you have any idea how expensive installing and maintaining dilation stations actually is?
I for one hope that Sseth signs some more contracts while drunk so that we get more legally obligated content…😂
This really does show how the broader the game goes the worse it becomes, it was bad enough when the gameplay in Fallout sucked and that was just confined to one small bit of a city and some wasteland, now multiply that across all of space and it starts to really wear thin.
A lack of ability to intelligently solve problems, over reliance on “have X amount of points to click Y skill” and solve anything in 1 go (that ridiculous dialogue option for example) and yet another story that revolves around predestined nonsense that railroads you into playing their exact story not really role playing as anything you want…. I just wanted a game about space, was that too much to ask for?
Slopfield
Ashta Sheran is the last thing I expected to see on a YouTube thumbnail for a video game
Fucking banger vids
Star citizen single player.
I figured it wasn’t worth getting until the modders got a good crack at it, as usual with bethesda games. Looks like I made the right decision. Maybe someday the modders will make this game something special, like they did with skyrim, but until then, I’m good.
0:19 thanks Sseth
12:34 = quasimorph
🙂
if tomorrow. it got complain from the hotel. i’m putting your name on it
removed Jewish outro IN support of Palestine? what’s this ? shekel memes are funny
AAA games are so shit its amazing theres still people who give them money… also amazing how modders fix everything in 30mins for free… i bet thats what theyre banking on aswell thats why they dont fking care anymore
Btw. you can actually end this game by killing everyone twice. After that all the companions die at the start of the new game ++ and you can no longer save…
Put it this way. I got starfield for free . I still haven’t played it
Just stop buying Bethesda. Stop buying Blizzard. Stop buying EA. Stop buying AAA in general. It’s all garbage.
How the fuck does this channel get sponsors
A10 Conquerers can be yours
Those Frank Frazetta posters are bad ass
glad i didnt pay directly for starfield, i got it with some AMD stuff
its not an irredeemable game, it just needs a LOT of work. heres hoping itll live up to its potential, in the gameplay at least.
What was the game at the end of the video?
Did Sseth F referenced the Dunverse? Brooooooo
Kind of tiring seeing ppl desperate to just meme a game instead of giving an actual review
I love the amount of starfield defenders i see online. Like, im a huge bethesda fanboy, love their games. But I know slop when i see it
No words get me more turned on then “Legally obligated”.
the streets give and the streets take:D
SARAH IS LITERALLY LYDIA THEY HAVE THE SAME VA
As a dad i can sadly inform you its two games a year not three.
What Game is Sseth playing at the end minutes 12:32
Damn it Seth you said corrupted saves as I was launching the game and now my save is corrupted what sort of sorcery is this
As a Bangladeshi I would like to thank you for representing us.
The only thing bethesda is good for is giving fans sandboxes with an engine and voice lines to mod actual games too. Once they fix bethesda’s shitty sandboxing, rewrite the engine, and edit the voice lines.
What’s the game shown at the end of the video? Looks pretty
Quasimorphs is a good game
SSeth just never misses, does he.
TOOOOOOODD
That’s why I’m glad I got Starfield on Gamepass. No anger at wasting money…just new game. Yippee
2:33 Set the speed to 0.25 and look at the reflection of his poster, you can see Seth’s face.
Im not playing this game but the 3 games a year is spot on.
Will you, our lord and saviour Seeath bless us with a review on the Space Marine Game…or any other 40k media ? I truly believe in the Seeathian teaching of His most Holy Inquisition and believe it is our God given right to demand more 40k content.
As always amazing video. Can’t wait for more.
What happened to your HANDS!!!!
Demikeshia
I love how there’s a Black Russian dude. So diverse.
HAHAHA THE BANGLADESHI WITH THE A10s you got me rollin seth, the only youtuber that speaks my language
Hey! I’m enjoying Starfield….and I fit right into the square you said that would enjoy it 😂
Sseth for Christ’s sake I thought you of all people would be smart enough to not buy this game for release price.
Still using that Chinese Alex Jones and Joe Rogan picture, huh?
7:30 “Boundary Reached” – Seriously?
Cuenta en decadencia
Watching this felt like watching xra. I’ve used all my brain capacity for the dayto pay attention to this insane video
Joining the War on Terror on the side of Terror just means you wisely picked the winning side
As funny as Sseth is, I’m still never buying rhis piece of shit game.
12 min video??? 12?? with a midroll ad????? the edacity is unquenchable! I feel like you need to have a conversation with the back of my hand every time you hit render on a 30>video and try to leave your besmirched room. NOW GET BACK IN THERE AND MAKE A PROPER VIDEO ALREADY!
Even when a game is total garbage, our favourite sociopath Sseth uses his unstoppable innovation skills to create his own fun however he can.
I love the Xbox slander on fire alarms but from experience PlayStation always has fire alarms beeping(they don’t know how to change batteries) or maybe it’s the content of their character
What is the game at 12:34 ? Looks more interesting than Starflop
“In the future, white boys can finally jump, with the help of a booster pack and of course low gravity”. Classic. lmao. Btw, this is the best review of this game.
Todd did it again
What’s the game shown at the end of the video?
This game sucks on a level where no game has sucked before.
HighFleet mentioned 🥳🥳🥳🥳🙌🙌🍾🍾🎆🎆🎇🎇🎈🎈
come on, a starfield video before armored core 6? those natives aren´t going to napalm themselves you .know
HAHAHAHAH
Hilarious
2:13 Sause?
this is the most true video i have ever seen
I see that loss on the watch, don’t think I don’t.
He nailed me on the dad commentary. I play exactly 1 game a year…
wait sseths white?
Thank you Sseth, you have given my heart a voice. YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH AND ONLY THE TRUTH
Option 3. Not even a question.
Do a video on bg3
Wtf Sseth has white hands????
Psicólogo: “Sam Hyde chinês não existe e não pode machucar você.”
Sam Hyde chinês:
What’s the game at 12:35?
Man am I glad I decided not to pre-order this game.
00:56
Looks like we finally got that Baldur’s Gate review.
7:27, BG 1: dude where were you in 1999?
0:14 having Shaun King as the modern white guy is diabolical lmao
Prey 2017 is 100 times better as a space game also made by bethesda
Bro I actually already have that Frank Frazetta one with the sword and lightning, as well as the molly hatchet album cover.
5:24 now that is funny
HOW DID A STARFIELD VIDEO GET AGE-RESTRICTED BUT NOT YOUR LAST UPLOAD THAT WAS AN ACTUAL PORN GAME 💀
Did you have to rent the white arm for the ad or did they provide that for you?
whats the game at the end
sseth has too much pep in his voice since his breeders of nephelym video. i think he may have invoked the wrath of a higher being (susan wojakovic or whatever)
So what was the game at the end of the video? I want to see that one.
The game looks like it would be a great background for some Cyberpunk/Space epic. Don’t let me down modders.
Its games like thees that make me understand why sites like G2A exist
Wheres jon starbuckle… ?
2:04 YOOOOOOOO?!?????
TF2 ON A SSSSETH VIDEO?
you sound like ambiguousamphibian ;p
When NPCs hit you with that fluoride stare?! Oh man I’m dyingggg
AGUANTE ARGENTINA LOCO ME CHUPA LA PIJA TODOOOOOO, AGUANTE SSETH!!!!!!!!
Oh thats funny @SsethTzeentach 0:06-0:16
does anyone know the ambient track that starts playing at around 2:10?
I’m glad people are finally calling out Bethesda for dumbing their games down with each and every release. They were never perfect but after Morrowind (I’d argue after Oblivion since that’s my favorite), it’s just been downhill.
Play it with the Wiki open, easy fixed is how I play Stardew Valley
I had to get an actual book to play Stardew Valley then screamed when they showed a simple chart with the times the stores were actually open.
WHO KILL CAPTAIN ALEX ads lol
Truth to be told, our eyes dont see at 24 frames a second. First because our brains don’t process images like a computer. It doesn’t register a frame to display.
However, it bases its vision of movement on how much time it takes for the light of an object to reach our eyes. And given how we have a tendency to have a very centered vision, the brain (or the eye) blurs out some parts of our vision depending on what we focus on and which object is the closest.
You won’t be able to tell the difference between 40 or 60 frames per second… If the animations were made for such smoothness, if the graphics department did it job and knew how to handle camera movement and visual information, and know how the fuck human eye works. If you were to hyper fixate on a specific part of the screen and watch how different it looks depending on the amount of FPS, you’d be able to tell the difference.
But to be fair, FPSs are all about input and how long it takes for a computer to process information.
So fuck the Science™.
“Thee hour unskippable gay sex scene” you’re saying that like it is a bad thing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What was that music between 2:06 and 2:16? I’ve heard it before but i can’t remember what it is and it’s driving me crazy
Sseth mentioned one of the biggest reasons I don’t care about Bethesda games anymore, they’re made for busy dads now. Like, e.g, being unable to kill any character that’s involved in a quest until the quest specifically calls for it, because the alternative is they might miss out on content in their one and only Gary Stu playthrough and have to play the game again to see it. It’s like bowling with the rails, because you’re half paying attention, half watching the kids running around, picking up after them, etc. You wanna bowl but you also want it to basically play itself and make you feel good.
HEY HEY PEOPLE
Sadly, it‘s on point. It wastes my time, but i want to believe there is more, so i keep Playing 😂
that ass wasn’t sensored last night
“Multiverse is an appealing theory, because it implies the existence of a dimension where you haven’t been molested.”
This right here sir, is gold sparkled in jade.
Most of the dads playing this game put more time into designing their ship than repairing their fractured families.
Never saw you rip apart a game like this. Good stuff
you cannot be serious. they named starfields equivalent to the dragonborn fucking starborn. you can’t make this shit up
or maybe you can, i haven’t played starfield
i fucking love this guy and always will
Sarah does behave like almost every woman i’ve encountered. Bravo, Todd, for pushing realism in video gayming yet again
I just spawn what I need I’m done with outpost crap after fall out 4. I don’t even feel bad about cheating.
What is the game at 12:34?
I’ve played Starfield for roughly 100 hours, and majority of those hours, was spent on Side quests, Outpost Building for either farming Plutonium for “fast” creds, or Trying to build up a proper settlement to send all the damn followers i don’t give two sh*ts about, or using said creds to build an amazing ship i found on youtube for the low low price of 400-600k.
I’ve done so little of the sleep-inducing main quest, that i don’t even have the apparent space powers, all i did was do enough main story to obtain Andreja, and then i f*cked off to do other sh*t.
Only shit that chirp give me some ptsd of finding which one in the house need its battery changed.
All starfield companions liked this take in unison and have the exact same opinion about how good it is, truly a great day.
NOOOO U CHANGED UR PFP TO TODD, O NOOO
The worst sin this game commits is reusing fallout 4 sound effects.
Every mediocre project they release before the next elder scrolls game is just ratcheting up the pressure on them to make a true incredibly game
Brilliant.
7:00 “the talent in this company dried up and left a long time ago”
Roughly 18 years ago now, right around the time of the release of oblivion/FO3
The only good thing about the release of Starfield is that we got a Sseth video out of it.
Best display ad ever. There should a competition and an award. Display lads. Do it.
why tf did this get age restricted
damn 19 hours in and its already age restricted
…must’ve been a great video
Even with promocodes Displate prices make my head spin
My god. This video is 75,000 thumbs up to LITERALLY ZERO thumbs down. Hahaha Seth has very carefully cultivated his community hahahahaha.
viva argentina
Boy I sure am glad I skipped this game.
12:34
what game is that?
Instant classic
Alwasy Remember 😁
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Flesh Is Weak…
Let it be known that i really appreciated the pic of rei ayanami as a jihadi
Sseth is white? 🤨🤨🤨
This is the smartest comedy on youtube its so funny
What’s that cool pixel game at the end?
I like this sseth plz more of this sseth
I verified my age just to watch this
wtf sseth showing his true skin color in the ad
Last Todd game I bought was Fallout 4. With each assing year, I feel prouder and prouder of that decision.
Lmao yakub 😂😂😂😂😂😊
the only review that matters
idk why but hearing your username read out loud gave me whiplash
“It just works, it just works
Little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows
It just works…”
looks like blurring out the gay porn painting wasnt enough to get rid of the age restriction, i doubt they even had an issue with that to begin with
Jesus man. Skksksksk
lmfao age restricted 💀
I gave up on that game after first time I’ve finished main quest line. The fact that there really is no choice in anything made me bored. I wanted to end both pirates and that pompous prick from sysdef, but I was unable to do so. AI is laughable at best, ships are useless. On top of that it looks mediocre and runs like snail on great hardware. So yeah 6/10 at most.
If Skyrim didn’t teach you, Bethesda is a troll of a company, at best, then I don’tt know what to tell you.
‘i recommend intimacy with a drywall’ goes hard
I had a lot of fun with Starfield but my problem is most critiques are made by people who give Skyrim a pass for the same problems.
It speaks volumes that Seth’s vid still has better critiques than half the Starfield “reviews” I’ve seen.
What game is that at 12:36?
It’s crazy how many big companies utterly fail to improve upon what was already fun 10 or 20 years ago.
We have half a lifetime of masterpieces videogames out there, yet they insist on burning their cash with the most bug-ridden, bore-inducing garbage.
People might have wanted Skyrim in space.
People would have played the hell out of FIXED Skyrim in space.
Why do we get brokenest Skyrim in space?
what is the game sseth is playing on 12:35?
Content is all crytent on all my fav channels 🙁
I knew it that Todd hired you to make this review right? Confess to me, Seth. Confess right now…
This episode is absolutely insane
where tf do you find memes like that one of the malcom in the middle cast done over with gay makeup
Anyone know the name of the game at 12:35?
Sseth is that weird guy that fucks your girlfriend but instead of getting mad you guys have a threesome.
Sseth whipping out the smoke alarm joke convinces me he’s hiding somewhere on a specific app
Another banger
Couldn’t even play for 2 hours, this game is garbage
Thank you for this.
LOL the Bangladeshi border comment😂😂😂😂
The essential NPC annoys me so much with all Bethesda games like you.
I’ve quit playing and even being interested in them, they are all the same thing with different clothes on.
“I have chosen to join the war on terror. On the side of terror.”
I didn’t know you were American, Sseth.
I assume that Sseth doesn’t like this game.
I pirated it before release, played two hours, found it boring, uninstalled it and never looked back
2023 had so many amazing games, we don’t need to give the time of day to Bethesda
God, I love your videos man. Great work.
Sseth is so racist. Excellent video my friend
Did the same thing with board of directors.
what an awefull game design in general…
Bethesda is Really so effing low effort company by now, it is time to go bankrupt, I don’t Wana anymore of these wasteoftime games that I will forget after a week like new Fallouts..
I did that same shit in the character creation of Baldur’s Gate 3 and kept wondering if it was just a cultural thing to refer to a male Drow as “Lady” or “Mistress”. Clearly, I know nothing about that world.
This is basically Fleekazoid’s Starfield video but a bit more deadpan
Wake up, sseth video dropped
I haven’t bought it. If I feel the urge to play it I would pirate it.
Todd + Chad = Chodd.
This is the only video iv been able to watch without youtube trying to cockblock my adblocker. I respect your style Sseth.
I got this game for free and still feel screwed over
Chirp!
IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THE GOAT SSETH MANAGED TO GET 0 DISLIKES
“According to the science the human eye can only see 24fps” is the reason I started distrusting science. I literally can tell with my own eyes that this is untrue. “Trust the science” they say as they put Covid booster #120 in my body.
Oh another Bethesda game with a useless, migraine inducing crafting/building system designed by tards. 10/10 sniffing glue has a higher entertainment value.
I wish I got some of the bugs other people did. Probably would’ve made the game more fun.
So breeders of the nephelym video isn’t age restricted but making a little bit of fun of Starfield is?
Man, I love youtube
to be fair, murica only leads the world in broken homes bc australia refuses to release their data. fr fr
10/10 Based
That last second clip of QuasiMorph.
Based.
Is this a first negative Sseth review? Even Fallout 4 got more cheer from him.
Todd Howard is Randy Pitchford with better PR and even less talent.
0:36 Girl Todd is kinda cute.
Seems like the persuasion skill is just an elaborate way for Todd to make a self-insert
4:37 made me choke ffs
“Multiverse theory is appealing to fans of Rick & Morty, because it implies the existence of a dimension where you HAVEN’T been molested” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard Sseth say, holy shit lol
Played Starfiield for 60 minutes and then refunded. What a shitshow. Diversity club with no meaningful choices. Can’t even kill the dudes in the lodge. LAME.
Creation club is basically paid mod, it’s just not as rampant as “anyone can put a price tag on their mod”, but don’t expect Bethesda to not crank up on that.
The only content on this game that I have willingly watched, besides that Az rant video. I remain 100% glad I never touched it and never will.
**Honoraryans
I’m so glad that sseth has a caucazoid servant to mount his wall art
Wait a minute, is that Ptaag on the thumbnail?!
can’t believe sseth stole Voiy’s bit!
Love that your back boi
I’m glad I pirated this game day 1 and realized it was Todd slop before I spent money
“The best Game ever made already exists.”
Correct, Suikoden 2 has been out for over 2 decades.
It just twerks.
loli todd howard @0:35
“Rajesh Korma VII” Sseth you rat bastard
Sseth buy’s toddfield and roleplays bollywood.
wtf is a “zeen-tack”
You can tell he actually wrote this episode himself
The worst part is it looks really fun. 😔
I’ve been watching sseth since he made crack head league of legends videos and I don’t think I’ve ever heard him pronounce ssethtzeentach. Thank you displate.
This is one if the videos ever
Best game review channel. Dunky a close second
Ah, another Fine Bethesda title that will only be fully fixed by mods in about 5 years time.
2:27 – that’s an impressive 4-monitor setup to go with a laptop that only works without the thermal sensor and a free-range motherboard needing to be manually shorted to start the PC.
I love this game but can still simultaneously agree with most of the critiques in this video. I gave more leeway because it was a new IP and it felt like they were stretching what they wanted to do.
I will say that I would be pretty devastated if TESVI came out like this.
he can make any absolute trash look like gold
The best unfiltered, dogshit opinions on YouTube.
why is this age restricted?
Bro the first 2 minutes is unironically how Bethesda game fans cope 😂
what is the game at 12:34
Oh how I’ve been awaiting this..
Bangladeshi with A10’s is a top tier line, fucking hilarious
Youtube telling me this video may contain subjects not appropriate to some users, like. Yeah. Its Sseth. Thats what we’re all here for??
but chirpers play playstation
As a Bangladeshi i approve of this review
this game is $120 in my country
Starfield sucks
Every time I hear something else about Starfield, I am amazed all over again that this is the state they release their games in.
What game is shown at 12:35? is it Quasimorph?
All hail Fraud Howard
There is no Bethesda. And there are no Bethesda games, only Zhool (or whatever this interdimensional being is called)
Wow, this came oit faster then ussual. Was expecting a new videos for another year or so
I got a refund! Said the game kept crashing! It’s not untrue!
I love the venom in this review
Seth had us in the first half, but this video is actually a great entertaining critique as usual
who was the white guy in the promotional bit? did you execute him afterwards?
As a person of Bangladesh I approve of this video
I waited 3 or 4 years after Skyrim came out to finally play it. I still haven’t beaten it (Parthernax glitch where you use the elder scroll to time travel and obtain the word of power. Cannot for the life of me move past that), I can wait years to get around to this when they finally decide to fix it.
Sseth Mechanicus video when
So this is the game MS spent 7 billion dollars for…
That game is terrible
Reminder that its always bait until its no longer unironic
thanks sseth somehow i feel like i learned nothing
😊nice video as always!
How are you not singularly shilling Frazetta plates?
10:04 I know which video that Sseth is talking about and I hate it
I love Sseth being legally obligated!
Bethesda so desperate lol
I love how he gaslights himself in the intro.
/v/ the youtube video
Displate : 80$
A literal piece of A4 paper with a printed thing on it: 0.15$
Damn dude, these videos get better each time, despite the fact I wait to watch them after at least 3 drinks.
Always a pleasure to see Tzeentch enlightening us with more content
Hey .. erm , you got a link for that Chinese live leak vid ? Asking for a friend
My life is a lie… its officially tack, not tach… i’ve been deceived for all this time…
NO WAY! First normal game review that isn’t about a sex game, finally he’s returned.
Few of you will believe me, but a few weeks ago I was playing Starfield and one of my Displates fell off the wall and absolutely wedged itself between the now destroyed molding and the wall. Seeing as this is a rental I’m sure that’s enough to keep my entire security deposit as if they weren’t going to keep it anyway. Thanks Todd Howard and thanks Displate, but mostly thank you Sseth. Seeing my three favorite things come together like this has been an inspiration.
Refund worthy game at best
He has returned
14 hours old and already age-restricted, is that a record?
I love how Sseth has progressed as a content maker and in his mental health. I am glad you are doing far better now than you were a while ago. Keep it up man, you are an inspiration to us all!
Game is a solid Turd out of Slop— empty, shallower than vanilla Skyrim, far less RP opportunities, far more unimmersive loading screens, etc.
I will give those dads a hard time, because it is their consumption and praise for such slop that enables the mass production of it from companies that should be held to a higher standard than The Lowest Possible for the Highest Profit™. Stop ruining our favorite hobby; get some standards you whores.
0:20 Sam hyde is that you????
I see Seth is a fellow Frazetta enjoyer.
What do you mean Todd got people to buy Skyrim again
God help us, he’s back.
Not that he ever left.
3:10
So THAT’S how you pronounce the full name.
Starfield was so good it convinced me to start another Starsector campaign instead
HE’S WHITE??!!!?!?!
My phone hard crashed when he started talking about Jews.
Jokes on you, Maldives has the highest divorce rate and set the record in 2021 for the highest per capita divorces in all of human history.
That being said, I do in fact come from a twice broken home…so…jokes also on me.
What’s the game at 12:34, anybody know?
Honestly saying this game can be fixed by modding is a cope. The core problem is how shit every single part of the writing is, from the setting to the characters, dialogue, and especially the main companions. You can’t mod that shit out.
…holy cow, this is most scathing i’ve ever heard this man.
Never clicked a video faster in my life, love you daddy
Ive never seen such someone roast so well a game before.
What was that top down pixel shooting game near the end of the video?
Return of the KING
3 plus years and I just now find out how you pronounce your name.. FML
12:33 Wow you actually played that Dark Souls game.
6:20 when the good ol’ days of “With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.” are over
I loved Skyrim but as a dad I will say Starfield fucking blows
Seth, whats your ifunny?
3:55 some real gretta thumb burger voice acting there
No-one is beyond Sseth’s reach.
… And that’s why I’m playing Star Citizen instead.
I expected a trash game, but it’s still somehow worse xd
love the vid love you sseth
Mechanicus tracks, i love sseth
*Chirp*
Seth fuck it man those 100 dollars were worth it I got an amazing vid out of it
I remember when Starfield came out 15 years ago when Todd was still in the chess club making this game.
Todd made unkillable all the annoying NPCs (and everyone else) just to mock all the players that were bored by an obsolete game with a plot that tap dances between Mass Effect (doing everything worse than a 2007 game) and an afternoon children cartoon.
jUST pLEASE rEvIEW cYBErPaNK ALREDYT
They shouldve done 10 planets up like Fallout Maps where you spend ALOT of time on ONE planet.. their procedural loading screen fishbowl zones feels like the Mako Rover levels in Mass Effect 1..
Man even Seth cant make this game look like a good game to buy.
ARGENTINA MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⭐⭐⭐ 🔵⚪🔵 GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS COUNTRY AIN’T REAL PLEASE HEL-
I am unsure if that has been asked but please bear with me: Does anyone recognize the game being shown in the short clip near the end of the video at 12:33?
Barotrauma.
Source for the liveleak video?
Ceilin’ birds.
Did anyone clock what game Sseth was playing at the very end of the video?
Starfield feels like a graphically updated remaster of a game that could have come out before Morrowind. It’s so backwards and primitive in its design, it’s crazy.
no dislikes what
We love tou Sseth
🐙👍🏻
1:05 thanking God everyday for not having T50’s
I will send 5 British pounds to the person that can link the song round the 2:00 mark
Creation Kit release always comes several months after launch, and it’s already confirmed to be on the way.
Waiting for it to start making mods for it, myself. Have used every Construction Set/Creation Kit since Morrowind
starfield did indeed look like a PoS
this is GOLD LOL
It might sounds crazy but
he always reviews 20 years old games and this game just released few months ago
Doesn’t that mean that he could be somewhere else in the future 20 years from now on?
soyfield is a game that tests to see how little they can do to milk the idiots and still yield a proffit before they see if they can do the same for elderscrolls 6. Sadly the way “soyboys/redditors/betas/etc” are, todd howard doesn’t even need to consider effort as the idiot pop will not only preorder their slop but defend it as if todd howard promised them eternal life.
Boy, i sure am regretting my decision to buy a ps5 instead of an xbox.
Ten minutes of watching this video ruined the fun of playing starfield faster than my 6 day save file
Holy shit. I did not know how his fucking username was pronounced till now. Iv been prouncing it like tzeentch from 40k with Seth at the begining
I watch this man for 2 reasons the comedy and to see if I’m breaking the game the right way finding out I’m not and then proceeding to do thing the “right” way.
12:00 Best review of the game in few words.
Accurate and entertaining.
I played this on game pass, still waiting on my refund.
A game so mid Sseth couldn’t wait the decade to start to drag it.
Ayyyy it’s been a while !!!
Todd howard jokes will always make me clip into a wall laughing
4:00 “look mom, im doing facial animation!”
There is a couple of things I learned from this video. One, this game is a game that that Emil makes sweet love too. Two, that somehow a doctor has sausage fingers.
Is Sseth back???
When the review is better than the game itself.
you will spend 100$ more on the fallout 3 remaster next year btw
Noctis iv review when?
Im so glad I learned my lesson with Fallout 4
Do a Lona rpg video 🙂
QUASIMORPH
Sseth has grown beyond what i had hoped
This game should have received the same reception Cyberpunk did. Its honestly pathetic how, un-optimized the game is, and todd’s statement of “you need a better rig” is just synonymous for saying we didn’t spend any time on optimization, lack of features that even the most basic indie games have (ultrawide support, DLSS, proper FOV slider).
I usually tend not to blame the developers for a games lack of content, false promises etc. because usually those are due to upper management. HOWEVER, seeing the state of this game and how it literally lacks some essential features for the PC, the devs are truly to blame on how incompetent they are.
The peak of Bethesda was the Elder Scroll Series, after that, the developers true incompetence and lack of actual skill have led to the downfall of this company.
Noooo not Yakub 😂
I’m having fun with this game ^^
you and i both
Fucking brutal but fair review.
Ayo quasimorph
I edge to your videos
Missed the opportunity to not put a picture of Mike Stoklasa after ‘What dementia is like to the elderly’. Shame on you Sseth, u hack
EDIT: Apparently there IS a picture of Mike there, guess the dementia finally caught up to me
As wide as an ocean as deep as a puddle
>A10 eyes
I know which corner of Twitter you dwell in
VRIL SOCIETY
Y A K U B
nice thumbnail now add Bob
Great Sseth!
this review actually made me want to play starfield again. Is Todd funding this?
I have quasimorph cool game recommend even if I only played it for 15 min
What Sseth says is valid and true… And yet I still had a lot of fun. I guess its that Skyrim copium but regardless I didn’t feel ripped off.
Starstahhh
Can you please do a video about an obscure top down rpg I’ve never heard of so I can get my next game recommendation please?
I was having a bad day watched this turned into a good day thanks seth
This game is just mid starsector
I wish I bought BG3 instead of Starfield.
Seth reviewing a 20 year old game again. Ooh Seth.
We missed you, bro
Finally, a reviewer with some integrity. Thank you, Sseth Mbuntu Tzeentach.
I’m a simple man.
I see Frank Frazetta, I coom…
Oh, and I also like the video.
what is that game he is playing at the end of the video?
Both sseth and Canadian sseth (Reggie) get the same sponsorship 🤔
i love these reviews. i always learn about a game i’d have never heard of otherwise.
Specifically I loved (full homo) that you brought up the quest with the earth colonists. I had the same reaction, why can I kill the colonists, pay like 40k to have the colonists f off, or make them slaves, but can’t kill the corporate scum.
It felt unfinished, and there’s absolutely no reason to make them essential, except to prevent that option. Surprised you didn’t mention the fuel system, also felt unfinished. Where the heck does all that He-3 come from.
Mechanicus music is too good
a rare mike stoklasa spotted
No one ever told me about that tourist ship mission. Thank you Seth, I know what I need to do, I must finish our Fürher’s great dream.
They just had to spread their seed across the stars
review a penis
7:50 my goddamn sides
Ich liebe dich Seth
seeing him level by bombing the animals when all i do is spam 2k aluminum into a craft every minute
Starfield persuasion of companions is literally the same with Outer Worlds. It’s just as dumb and not thought out. But perhaps Outer Worlds is even dumber cause they complain about the same stuff but require higher persuasion but without it they still stay with the crew cause fuck actual story or repercussion lmao “obsidian makes good games” hell nah New Vegas was a mess already and Outer Worlds was even worse. Fuck all y’all bitches. I had 10+ beers and still am right since y’all delusional asses can’t differentiate a good game from a bad one even if the bad game design screams in your faces.
What was that game at the end?
“It’s like Skyrim and guns and Fallout with gameplay.”
-Sseth
Was that a eve online retriever at 10:02 ?
oh hey i remember that liveleak video, good call
Starfield is just like every other Bethesda RPG. The most fun is just screwing around seeing what crazy things you can push the game to do. The actual game is just a playground with some story to bind it together.
It’s so depressing how so many defend this game and gave it good reviews, especially considering how expensive it is. Consume, consume, consume….
I like Starfield.
And… Sseth isnt wrong…
Somehow I never noticed there was an ‘a’ in Sseth’s name. I’ve just been pronouncing it like the 40k god this whole time
Honestly one of the best Sseth reviews so far and in my top 10 tbh. Right behind Morrowind.
Honestly, I don’t see Starfield as a game so much as a framework for crazy modders to do weird shit with. Guess in a year or two, the modding scene should make things more bearable.
Let’s be honest, you don’t see many people play vanilla Skyrim or Oblivion these days.
Already uninstalled starfield. I wanted to like it but why should i try to like a game. This is the most sterile, soft, badly written “rpg”(hah) I’ve ever played, and i played quest 64 dammit
Glad to see Sseth is capable of coherent thought after the Breeders of the Nephelym incident
Not the Sseth-fulfilling RPG I was awaiting for, but no matter, this sure helps me in being emotionally grateful for not falling into the rabid hype.
Addendum: Love the, ahem, immersive sponsor experience. Also, let’s at least be grateful Todd Howard is no Peter Molyneux or Randy Pitchfork. At least his games are mostly not cancelled in the bins, and he sure is no karmic Houdini personality a**wipe with damning PC hard drive files.
gl on rest of the contracts o7
Those “3 Games a year” are the reason why bad games will still sell…fucking idiots who just take everything up their asses will buy them anyway.
It just works
4:05 I thought about this myself actually and because of that it’s almost like the game is encouraging you to become detached from your actions because you can just go to another universe so it doesn’t matter.
I was extremely drunk and high, and I tried to find your sponsorship website. I proceeded to have an ego death and believe I became god and then got frustrated and destroyed my computer monitor. Thanks Seth.
quasimorph teaser? letsa go i love that game
Did we actually just see Sseth’s hands?
Wait was this a 16 minute advert for a sign with shitty skyrim mod gameplay in the background?
Sseth you silly little donkey, you should have “tried it” instead!
I don’t know why everyone keeps talking about this chirp, I’ve never heard it.
About your sponsor: 1st if we were not gamers we wouldn’t be here. 2nd That classic art that you started the sponsorship was awesome, good picks.
of course Sseth is a fucking pyro main
“A bangledeshi man”
HAHA
AH a fresh video, i’ve been sated.
1:08 a10 he is one of us
Ngl this video was way more coherent than expected, I think that’s because the sheer anger that Sseth is channeling against the game unlocked a robust focus within him. Also, anyone that got tricked into buying the game after Fallout 4 or 76 thoroughly deserved their fate, imo.
Argentina being mentioned on the video is a certified coronación de gloria 🇦🇷 ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Don’t really need the official tool kit to mod starfield, it’s all still .ESM/P files
This shattered the record for SsethTzeentach video with the most genuine anger.
Can’t believe I used to admire these people ten years back 😂
No Sseth, it’s Skyrim in space if the open-world wasn’t there and you could only travel a certain distance outwards from POI/locations of note.
This guy is a demon and needs to be banished. Help me please dear god!
starfield is fucking awful not because it’s bad but because it’s boring
Why age check, are you trying to fish my credit card? Dude you’re a sellout now, it’s over. Also please stop stealing my memes from imageboards.
I’m just suprised sseths caseless dystopian pc build can run this without burning down his mold
This is why Sseth is the best Oblivion reviewer. He knows Todd will make fun of him if he’s not making a good review
Take that chess club guys! xD
See, this is the thing: it’s not bad, it’s average. It’s painfully average. It’s the same game Bethesda has put out since Skyrim and they haven’t evolved since then, which is super obvious when you compare Starfield to something like Baldurs Gate 3.
I don’t think I’ve even heard Tzeentach pronounced by the man himself before
that Bangladeshi man with the A10 eyes gives me Sseth’s T-Series video vibes
How did they think this was okay to release after No Man’s Sky?! It’s mind bottling.
11:25 I assume they’re not skippable because they’re disguised loading screens.
Absolutely brilliant 😂
You’re funny as heck, man. Awesome video.
YOOO He’s gonna play Quasimorph?! That game looks fun af
Amazing how AAA companies spend hundreds of millions on a 6/10 game
Can’t wait for the Quasimorph: End of Dream review, that game slaps
Wow. I never thought this game was going to be so trash lol
Kwamaborn, Seanborn, Dragonborn, Fallborn, Starborn
Together they make; the Elderfield
Part of the fun about playing Bethesda games is figuring out what they lied about.
Thanks to Displate for teaching me how to pronounce this god damn channel name.
I find it incredibly amusing that Todd Howard cited the 1985 space trading game ‘Sundog’ as inspiration for this, as many of the issues brought up here (esp inventory and tracking requirements) were the biggest issues in that game too. But it did it with a smaller curated set of planets instead of procgen, so maybe it was better back then?
I’ll just continue to play Starsector, it’s a way better game.
whats thatgame at the end?
Whats the game at 12:33?
I have 5 hours in the game and no longer want to play it ever again. I try to refund it but because it’s 5 hours instead of 2 it doesn’t go through. I try to refund again explaining that the intro to the game is nearly 2 hours alone and the game is a 100+ hour experience. The refund fails again. I’m trying one more time, I have little hope it will work. Regardless of if it does I will never preorder another Bethesda product again in my life.
This game is so accurate to real life.
You can betray the trust of a woman and plead for forgiveness and say you won’t do it again and she forgives you.
Starslop is waaaaay too mainstream and common for Sseth to review. . .
como argentino estoy muy decepcionado de haber scrolleado 30 seg en los comentarios y no haber encontrado ningún MUUUCHAAACHOOOS!
Yes, I needed my Seth fix 🙌
12:34
what game is that its a cool looking game
Finally, I know how to pronounce his fucking channel name!
still looks worse than modded skyrim
Ah, gonna play some Quasimorph
CHIRP!
The thing that really disappoints me about this game is how small it feels. It’s a bunch of small areas with things to do which are connected by glorified fast travel. There’s no overworld where you can walk around and take in the sights, and the planets are all empty and pointless outside of the settled areas.
Oh, and the mods to disable the constant unskippable ship travel/sitting/door opening/whatever animations are a MUST. The pacing of the gameplay loop improves massively when you are not wasting a minute watching your character sit down and take off/land the ship every single time you travel anywhere. Most modern games would use these types of animations to conceal loading screens… but here you still get the separate loading screen anyway because it’s an ancient engine with a new coat of paint.
todd howard out here justifying star citizen’s 10 year development hahahaha
First time I hear a sincere complain from you Seth, that and the Argentinian joke made my day!!
jokes on you homie i have gamepass and played 300 hours of this awful game for nothing at all
nice to see Seth reviewing games with 25 years old engines
I knew you were based, but I didn’t think you were so based you knew about “Yakub.” For anyone who doesn’t know, if you think white supremacy is bad then you probably aren’t familiar with the complete madness that is black supremacy.
Based as always
ARGENTINA MENTIONED 🗣 🇦🇷📣🗣📣 🇦🇷
what was the game at the end
Where have I heard 2:11 before? Where is that music from?
00:15
0:18 🇦🇷 Vamos Argentina 🇦🇷 Greetings fellow Aryans 🇦🇷 ¿Looking for a place to hide? 🇦🇷 Definitely not here! 🇦🇷
Yes.
Go go go
what’s the game at 12:34?
5:00 the streets give and the streets take
anyone knows the name of the game at the end?
Argentina mentioned let’´s gooooooooooooooooooooooo
It’s funny because, in New Vegas, there is an NPC just like Sarah, except they drink and swear and have an actual hard cap on how much shit they’ll take before they fuck off permanently.
ARGENTINA MENTIONED, MESSI #1, MARADONA BEST OF ALL TIME, BRAZIL SUCKS
Star Sector 3rd Person Mod: now with cutscenes
0:14 i need this picture, spent solid 2 mins laughing at this shit
There’s still hope for you yet.
Contracts signed while intoxicated are not legally binding.
0:44
One game i don’t know why i bought a ps5 with no games to buy
3:11 Oh, so that’s how you pronounce that.
Glad to see you back
Seth don’t feel bad that you can’t say no to Todd whispering sweet nothings into your ear, most can’t resist.
6:40 oh dear.
Perfect right after I uninstall, Seth uploads a review. Now I wanna go sit through 15 cutscenes just so I can get talked at by a brain dead npc again
What is the game shown in last scene?
Back to form baby!
Holy shit Seeth fucking called me😅 im that dad.
11:20 After about 20 hours of playing totk, i realized AAA games go out of their way to rework every qol idea possible and replace them with features that are there to waste your time. So it all adds up that you are playing a 50 hour game but only do maybe 10 hours of unique stuff if that, not including any grinding or copy and paste. It explains starfield’s quirks
Game just looks unappealing.
Displate kinda cool not gonna lie.
Art.
Todd does it again. That’s why they pay him the big bucks.
Todd our father, How ard in heaven, shallow be thy game
Starfield is actually so bad I am finding it hard to even enjoy content mocking it.
Ok, what’s the song that kicks in at 2:10?
12:34 what game is that?
Still a lot less broken than fallout 76 on release 😂
So… you liked it?
Hell Yeah!
A Video on Quasimorph coming???
You know he’s damn serious when he breaks down the game’s mediocrity
so i can watch an any% speedrun of a furry impregnation fetish porn game, an entirely separate review of a furry fat fetish platformer, and a rape-heavy bigamy simulator, but i need to give youtube my id to watch this?
STREAM! before end times!
Seth Shilling… Noice!!
Finally an entirely unbiased review, good work as always
HYPERVENTILATING
The reason why Bethesda doesn’t do quality of life is contempt. Utter and complete corporate contempt.
sheeesh
this is a dangerous video to eat soup to
All valid complaints honestly, but where else am I supposed to get my kick for first person RPGs Seth? Does Bethesda even make RPGs anymore or is this just a limited choice FPS game now? But where else can I go?! Cyberpunk? to go grind side-quests off the map like I’m snorting cocaine? Let’s face it if you like full control action RPGs with meaningful choices and you don’t want to play a game from more than 15 years ago you are SoL.
I’m glad someone else in the world not only remembers, but looks back fondly upon that pig video. I once showed it to a good friend of mine who became irate upon viewing of said video, but also claims to have no memory of it years later. A puzzling contradiction, to be sure. Sseth, you have done me a great deed in showing me that the doctors are wrong: the video was real, and their prognosis of my dementia has been proven to be wildly inaccurate. Now, what was I talking about again?
Bethesda is the only one who makes this type of game, and it drives me up the wall.
I want more Skyrimesque games. I know Skyrim is shit. I just want them to do it well.
Was bound to happen. Bethesda’s management just isn’t capable of allowing the proper creativity and independence for developers to bring an interesting world to explore. I figured it’d basically be like Skyrim and NMS in space, but worse, looks like I was pretty accurate. Just knew it was going to be incredibly shallow, when they’re bragging about the sheer number of worlds, detail and depth isn’t their main concern.
What was the game he was showing off at the end? Asking for a friend.
merbant igld
This game is barely mid. Bethesda has sincerely fell off
3:50 This is just how Todd sees the world.
You make a bad game.
People buy it.
People rightfully call you out on it.
You say you’ll do better next time.
You make a bad game.
People buy it.
People rightfully call you out on it.
You say you’ll do better next time.
You make a bad game.
People buy it.
People rightfully call you out on it.
You say you’ll do better next time.
You make a bad game.
People buy it.
People rightfully call you out on it.
You say you’ll do better next time.
You make a bad game.
People buy it.
People rightfully call you out on it.
You say you’ll do better next time.
You make a bad game.
People buy it.
People rightfully call you out on it.
You say you’ll do better next time.
You make a bad game.
People buy it.
People rightfully call you out on it.
You say you’ll do better next time.
game of the year
I’ve been waiting for centuries for another Sseth video!
Another fantastic review of an old game. I wasn’t sure about the Starfield mod for Skyrim but with Sseth’s advice I can confidently say Fus-Ro-Nah to Todd.
I get the impression you might not have like Bethesda’s latest release of mediocrity that will receive critical praise for years
Carbonite Sarah permanently so you can keep her as a trophy in cockpit is gonna be a mod isn’t it?
We are the daisy to Bethesda’s Peter
Nothing good has come from bethesda.
Except New Vegas, arguably the best Fallout game…
TLDR: this game sucks! 😂😂😂
Tod’s done it again, truly the magnum opus of Bethesda
I absolutely love the implementation of the smoke detector phenomenon
VERY NICE.
I desperately want to see you review Cyberpunk specifically in VR. Not the base game, the VR mod.
Kek
Bangladeshi here! xD
Checkmate, Sseth.
So wait like 2 years for mods fixing enough crap so its actually fun, got it
Tod Howard.
can you review coffin of andy and leyley
11:24 tell me the “getting into pilot seat” animation isnt literally the skyrim animation for sitting at a table bench and then the bench slid forward
i have no idea who you are, i clicked because of Yakub in the thumbnail, and then saw that I’m already subscribed
Honestly a shame anybody paid for no man’s skyrim. Its free on game pass for xbox 😅 cloud gaming but no install and basically no loading time 🥴 perfect shitbox game for a shitbox platform lol its not perfect but the future is heeere 😂not the best but its what we’ve got so lesduuittt
hold a second, why i see white hands? WHY I SEE WHITE HANDS
Imagine buying this game thinking it won’t be hot garbage.. have people forgotten how amazing Bethesda is? Reeeee! It’s new space game tho!!!
Oh shoot, Qausimorph!
it all started with Destiny.
They promised heaven on earth to us.
Nomanslie, Cyperlie2077, MWlie, Liefield…
its an old shoe
compare to some review of obscure indie games … this one is scathing, and not just toward the company
Whats that game you showed for two seconds at the end that looked insanely interesting
It’s called a “six eyes” 😭😭😭
8:28
What a terrifying statistic.
Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies.
This game is “What if we made No Man’s Sky, but stopped at launch and called it good enough”
Hi Sseth enjoyed the video, but I just so happened to notice during that little ‘advertisment’ that your ‘hands’ were trembling a large amount could it be safe to assume your ‘indentured servant’ didn’t have his 20mg of adderall alongside copious methamphetamines again?
“The only reason we don’t have paid mods is because there has been pushback”. Oh Sseth. You should know better than most that paid mods weren’t the first. The horse armor carried the spark that became the modern DLC hellfire.
0:17 his nose is too short!!
I refunded so fucking fast the moment I found out I was stardgon-born and the game barely ran. I bought baldurs gate 3 instead, extremely worth.
fear and hunger 2 termina my dude
Same
Your ad doesn’t have glosssries of archaic alchemical sigils and formulated text, whats thr point of getting something engraved in metal save for occult and esoteric knowledge?
It’ s Bobby’s world.
It’s official, Sseth made it to 2023. We are doomed.
12:34 can someone tell me what game is that?
Este hombre acaba de hacer una referencia al Doomverso?
You know Sseth crawled to the finish line when there’s no outro MV.
That’s how women are in real life. See: the girlfriend of that dude that got stabbed in NYC visiting his killer.
sseth actually reviewing a current game
truly we have reached peak gaming
Hi my name is Tom and I havent played a single Bethesta game in two years, but I am afraid of elder scrolls six, I am not sure I can handle a relapse.
Never thought I’d see Rika Furude in a Sseth video.
It’s always nice to see Sseth shedding light on these small Indie games.
yeah, skyrim in space just so ever slightly worse.
the exploits are still hilarious.
I’m so glad I’m too poor to buy this game
“Starfield is to roleplaying what dementia is to the elderly”
Sseth did it, he perfectly summarised the trajectory Bethesda games have been taking for the past decade.
This game is so trashy lol
Soooo…its Fallout 4 with shipbuilding and a slightly improved base building mechanic? Wow. Amazing.
It’s a shame we have to utilize satire in this world now to criticize even the most clear cut examples of broken trust and creative and moral corruption, or we get cancelled or driven out by the hordes of soulless consoomers.
I’ve been an ES nerd since 2001. Skyrim is only enjoyable for me with 500 mods, but regardless it still FEELS like Tamriel. It’s still charming and welcoming. Like a second home. I regrettably purchased Starfield thinking it would arrive a broken, unfinished mess, but WITH potential – like Skyrim had. I was sorely mistaken. Starfield doesn’t even have a grain of charm to light a spark of imagination.
Starfield doesn’t even have a foundation on which to build upon. Even if modding can make it into some semblance of a decent RPG experience, the amount of steps and drudgery it will take for the end user to set up the overhauls needed will not be worth it, imo.
I offer no satire here: I am genuinely convinced Starfield was made in part by AI. Some of the art and NPCs give me that same feeling I get after 2 hours of entering prompts into stable diffusion. That uncanny valley, fever dream feeling you get in the pit of your stomach from looking at the simulacrum.
Starfield is a taste of things to come. Soon games won’t even be games. They will be second jobs people will dutifully perform, and PAY to do them.
As Finngolian, I do agree we have truly expanded to the stars, expect I have to go make some Aurora everyday to gain credits for my living, oh how deep has the Finngolian space empire fallen.
now do ac: mirage
it takes skill to make npc’s that lifeless and unmemorable.
Starfield is like Skyrim, just with more sky and rimming.
KEK
THE CHIRP JOKE
Joke is on Todd. I upgraded my PC and thanks to Captain Jack Sparrow I am playing this game for free. The only people that made money are Intel and Nvidia hahaha
Oh damn! I spotted Quasimorph near the end! Absolutely incredible up and coming roguelike game, hope they review it down the line when it’s got way more updates
Man, this game is going to be fun in like 6 years with 10,000 mods
Glad Sseth was able to exploit an open world game.
If he is planning to release a baldurs gate video…
Idc.
A10bros WW@
Get excited for next starslop, GOGyim
Never expected this from sseth.
The problem with starfield is that it’s skyrim in space and not morrowind in space.
This game looks fun
Toddslop
Ive started calling it Toddslop.
I feel your pain Sseth
It’s like his Review of Fallout 4. He’s returning to form! 😀
Looter simulator
Whats the game at 12:34?
Mechanicus soundtrack. Good choice.
If you are mad for buying the more expansion version of an object then it’s your fault for have no self-control
Im so glad I actually followed through with the “No, not this time”. Ill just wait for Star Citizen and enjoy my space exploration there. Fuck Bethesda.
ew, argieland referenced.
The game is archaic but boring. I like old school feeling games which is why I am playing Infamous 1 and 2 again but Starfield is another example of how all this hype around a dated feeling product that has been surpassed even by some of Bethesda’s other games.
I wonder how many Youtubers paid for this game only to have everyone watching their videos play to for “free” (It is on gamepass.)
Name of the song at 2:11?
The only thing that really kept me engaged in this game was the UC Vanguard questline and tbh that was it lmao
Starslop is a very clever title, refrencing the term goyslop that was invented by racially conscious whites when making fun of the diets of the NPC masses that just go to their slaughter. Its an anti semitic term (because it points attention to jewish power and cruelty in oppressing all non jews), but its so good Sseth even while being jewish himself had to do his own spin on it.
What’s the “more content to come” game? Looks cool
good one sep
… did I just watch Todd put a bunch of explosions in between you and the ship model, only half-hiding its 1-frame derendering 6:52
isn’t this like one of the main side quests that everyone talks about
Now to wait for Asmon to watch this.
I do not enjoy Bethesda games.
“Jenny Mod”
ARGENTINA MENTIONED! ¡EA CAMPEÓN DEL MUNDO! ¡TRICAMPEÓN!
Anyone know what that topdown gameplay he had at the end came from? That looks like an interesting game.
I guess they know modders will flock to it so they just gave you the canvas with some lines already drawn, now modders get to fill it up
Sseth is right.
If you’re still buying Toddslop, you’re a retard.
It really is that simple.
It’s promising to see Sseth admitting to being angry at having wasted his money.
I love how consistent Sseth is in always showing Mike Stoklasa’s picture, anytime dementia or being old is mentioned in his videos.
hey does anyone know what game seth showed at the end of the video that had pixel art, looks fun
amazing!
Sseth is making a joke, obv, but real talk…I’ve seen the crazy shit that modders have done with Bethgames before in terms of total conversions. And, of course, the…enthusiastic…dedicated modding community at LoversLab who break these games into tortured unrecognizable shapes BEFORE any kink happens. Once the CK for Starfield is available, things are going to get very interesting.
Stop using the mechanicus soundtrack! IM ALREADY PAINFULLY ERECT FROM YOUR VOICE!!!
Nice to know both of us have seen the fire alarm xbox controller video
2:27 Our boi rolling with quad monitors. Noice 😂
Anyone who purchases a bethesda game before it goes on sale is legally considered mentally deficient. Bethesda games are all 7 or 8 out of 10s, WITH heavy modding
Starfield? Looks like Mass Effect Andromeda; how many MY FACE IS TIRED thus far?
Where is the outro?
da movie is on
Finally a review from a person who puts in the hard work and you can trust to tell the ugly truth. Great video aside, Starfield.. made me sad. Todd did not even try this time.
3:11 Ah, so THATS how you pronounce SsethTzeentach.
Man’s got a talent on making ads you don’t want to skip
Yoo I saw the live leak video too,
They screamed in harmony
So, Starfailed is so outdated Sseth got confused and thought it actually was at least 10 years old? Happens to the best of us
I legit accidentally skipped to far so instead of persuasion I heard “Asian what if we don’t?”
7:20 lmao, I am old and was a Bethesda fan from Morrowind to Skyrim. After the latter released and I beat it; it was apparent most of the real talent had left Bethesda and things were only to get worse when it came to story writing and npc interactions. Fallout 4 confirmed that… and Starfield, ugh. What blew my mind about Starfield was the Golden Calf cult it had fester around it for some reason, back in the 2000s Bethesda fans could be brutal to Todd, but now their fans are all a bunch of white knight thralls.. Toxic mix of ESO Zealots and Dad of War mid life crisis nerds.
Nice going Sseth, now Todd is crying, you need to apologise to Todd Howard, he is a soft soul with a big heart.
Looks like seth needs a hug
Hey hey people
Whats the game at the end of the video?
Wait, SSeth is white????
Is….is, uh….Sseth ok?
Remember morrowind? That was pretty great.
those god damn smoke alarm beeps
yo what was the clip of the game at 12:35 it looked clean
wait, this isn’t a niche strategy game from 2001 developed by a studio that shutdown in the 2008 financial crisis, SsethTzeentach i don’t know who you are anymore, you’re heading down a path i can’t follow
I love Toddslop, he looks me in the eyes tells me lies and I still buy, I LOVE TODDSLOP
God Bethesda has the ugliest characters of any game. They are actually upsetting to look at.
7:56
Actually triggered me and I’m white btw
I remember when this game came out, there was some good music around that time! Glad we left this game design in the past.
May Todd bless you on this days.
Oh, I got the refund alright… 😈
In space…….there are STILL pump action shotguns…
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I bought the premium edition pre-order for this game, not because of the hype, or the “1000 planets to explore”, I just wanted Fallout 4 in Space.
And Todd Howard somehow fucked up making their typical Bethesda slop.
I still like the game, but it’ll be sitting in my Steam library for another year until the ENBs and QOL mods are out and finalized
I foresaw this event
Todd did it again folks. People won’t even remember how dogshit this game was after all the Chinese modders have fixed all the problems with the game in a few years.
Todd keeps walking in the footsteps of the late Adolf Hitler, but the gamers are too blind to see! We have to stop him before he gets too powerful!
Damn, I knew it was bad, but I didn’t know it was THAT bad 💀
DID HE JUST MENTION CHINDONESIANS?????
Yo Sseth, I believe Foxhole would be a great game for you to review
12:34- what game is this?
Corrupted saves are a plus, we all get to play more.
fuck bethesda, why ppl hate ea when bethesda is still alive? Most greedy and lazy company i have ever saw. only pathetic retards defend tod and bethesda.
Your appreciation of Frazetta artwork seen in that ad is commendable.
i cant wait to play it in 5 years
So what’s the game at 12:34?
Seeing Sseth cover a modern game full of SoySlop™ is incredible.
Game’s dogshit. Avoid.
Ah yes glad elder scrolls 6 was delayed for this masterpiece. Can we review HOMM1 now and go back to a happy place?
I don’t regret skipping this one lol
i love the consistency of youtube age restrictions
What was that game at the end? 12:36
Waiting on that Quasimorph video
Man, No Man’s Sky really is the better option at this point
is he gonna review baldur gate? or is he gonna do armored core? or maybe a game no one ever played?
sseth keep me guessing at this point
Played Spiderman 2 got all the achievements missed The watchable window before it got age-restricted
I was eating a burger and almost died twice watching this from laughing. Thank you?
Count down to the displates slamming into your floor.
Sseth I’ve loved your videos since renekton wizard lizard and This starfield video is PERFECT!
Now I want to see Sseth cover a 40K game.
I look like the soypoggers and I act like them.
Hold up, what was that sci fi tactics game he showed at the end. That shit looked so much better than Starfield
Todd loves making games with long unskippable cut-scenes, It’s how he keeps you from refunding the games. Fallout 4, a buggy nightmare I love deeply, is one such issue. Just the opening scene, where you’re in your house pre-bombs, to running the the vault, to being in the vault, to leaving the vault is like 20 minutes. And that’s assuming you skip all skippable cut-scenes and don’t get distracted. Just straight in and out is still 20 minutes before you can even *start* exploring the game. When steam only gives you 2 hours before you can’t refund it, that’s a big deal. 1/6 of your potential play time on purely the opening sequence. If you spend time in character creator? That’s even more time off. Loading screens are long regardless of how good your PC is, and all of the earliest missions in the beginning of the game take 5 minutes to get to and 5-10 more to complete. It’d take you an hour to get to diamond city on your first play-through if you didn’t know where you were going or what you were doing. That feels a little scummy. Especially that mind-numbing 5 minute cryopod cutscene. It got to the point where I just made a save right before the elevator out of the vault and load that when I want to start a new run. Todd. Do better. You have so much money, stop trying to make more. Just make good games. More will come
Controversy nothin’, I had a great time with this game and I still think you’re totally on point. Love your stuff, king.
7:00 Sseth blatantly stating that despite his chaotic evil tendancies to kill and torture people in games with no moral repercussions he still inherently knows that killing the board of directors for a mega-corporation is immediately the right choice, is enough to make me think humanity can be redeemed. Just not this f^^king game though. Starfield cannot be redeemed.
I was able to get out of this hell with Cyberpunk pulling me out with the new update and DLC for my fix for a RPG shooter
Every man at some point in his life stares on into a dumpster fire and finds greater meaning, a greater purpose. For gamers, that purpose seems to be throwing all their worldly wealth into the fire and watching as it is consumed.
Just when I thought Sseth couldn’t get more based, I learn he’s an enjoyer of Frank Frazetta.
At this point, I’m jaded on both sides. I don’t like the game, and I don’t like the abused housewives (all of you) that keep coming back for more and getting mad when a Bethesda game is, indeed, a game made by Bethesda. Honestly, move the Hell on. Stop goving it attention. Stop giving them your money. And don’t give it to Femsidian, either. Boycott it, you idiots. Action, not words.
Why is sarah so similar to greta thunberg
when more league of legends content ?
As a Fingolian I approve of this message.
thanks for reminding me why i don’t actually feel like playing this game anymore lol
Ah, another nice Video from Sseth about a 20 year old game.
How nice of him to release one so soon!
What was that pixel game? That was the most exciting thing in the video after the art
Looking forward to the Quasimorph video, I played the demo a while back it was neat.
SsethTzeentach has gone soft, my SsethTzeentach could never get a sponsor
Argentina mentioned
💢👌 Sseth casually one-shotting rot-infested AAA’s, Bless🙏
I was bored of this game after 20 minutes, im glad i wasnt as persistent as sseth
Dementia Mike for Star President!
i cant believe he got away with again! TOOODDDD!!!
Screw you for making me go and listen to Little Lies for like 5 times 😂😂😂
What the fuck is this recently reviewed game. How am i supposed to know which 30 year old game or H story sim i wanna play with Sseth playing real games 😂😂😂😂
starpoop
Dawg that fire alarm sound fucked me up so bad i almost screwed up my estrogen injection
i was legit hoping for another sex game
4:36 i fucking lost it
Bro said Chindonesians and it’s actually a real demographic here in Indonesia
NEW SSETH VIDEO LET’S GOO
Shittin rn, got a turd stuck to me, wont come out
I don’t really care about this game, but its about time for the annual Skyrim download.
Waiting for better sex mods honestly.
What game is this? 12:35
Saved an downloaded before this gets deleted by youboob. Sseth explaining why i wont get this game. Thanks for the fun hoss, see you next month. Take care of yourself.
Zero thumbs down as of 55k likes. Incredible, or bugged.
Dont talk about Renn’s wife like that!
I’m 40 and have four kids and I still only got an hour into Starfield before I uninstalled. and went back to Shadows of Forbidden Gods.
Yakub, my father…
Most accurate review of Starfield yet.
Really wanna see what sseth gonna dw with BG3
The Emperor has returned
You know game sux if Sseth gets genuinely angry at a developer
sseth drunkingly accepting contracts is the best news ive gotten in a while
anyone know the game at 12:37?
Have you played rain world
Gigabased video
Broken families in the U.S. is actually encouraged by the gubment and the media. Women are told they don’t need no man and that it’s ok to be abusive towards them. What’s funny about this, there’s a whole generation of women finding out that they were lied to and now that they’re in their 30s, single, no kids and lonely, men no longer want them.
I love you Sseth, will you marry me?
How will The ACK Man ever recover?
The “jews keeping their traditions in the far future” thing reminds me of Dune.
Also, can we expect a review of Taimanin Asagi now that it’s out on steam?
OMG BANGLADESH MENTIONED
this review made me happy almost as much as heroin does, #blessed
ARGENTINA MENTIONED. CORONACION DE GLORIA MOMENT
This game blows hard caulk.
Its actually inversely hilarious.
My game bugged i picked up like 100 billion dollars off a pirate and it crashed.
However i now have unlimited money but can’t level up.
7:56 I was angry and white knuckle grasping a step ladder before I realized that the fire alarm chirp was from the video. You got me without even trying. Well done.
I am so happy you’re here to explain to me how to play the games as the designers envisioned.
Sneed Howard
Is the killing essential npcs mod not out yet?
I had this game installed on my computer, waiting only for the DLSS patch to start playing.
I now uninstalled it. I’ll probably do an Arkham marathon instead. (or maybe another Skyrim stealth archer run?)
Edit: If a game NEEDS DLSS to be playable; just say “Fuck no, stop making games and rethink on continuing on with your life.”
I’m in the crimson fleet and got a 5 finger discount in starfield. Better than paying 70 dollars.
Palestinian shill😅
Antisemitic fascists have already age restricted this vid😢
BG3 is the first game I’ve played that feels almost as open-ended as Bethesda games have pretended to be.
This is a certified Sseth classic. This is better than Vampire the masquerade review 👍
“The ubiquitous chirping sound in the hallway is somehow quantum entangled with the AA batteries in your hand.” 😂😂😂 “NPC hits u with that fluoride stare.” 💀
I do have to say, your ship is really nice.
This video was a little too based, I think I’m gonna bust.
Do not believe his lies 5:07
Displate, I bought a bunch of them, had them around for a year then they all fell on hot summer (probably the glue getting sloppy) and the fall bent them.
Since them, my love for displate has converted to an equal amount of deception.
Displate, fix your adhesive please !
Please make more videos ! I’m tired of watching old ones over and over…
First game I ever refunded. Couldn’t even get to the loading screens. The thing kept crashing at the start.
Well.. This happened. I am amazed mr Szeth didnt reviwed some old classic. But here we are.
I am so gona enjoy it XD
good review, now… what is the game at 12.34
I just HAD to watch that pigs being burned alive vid. JFC, a piece of my soul died. Awesome Starfield review though, as usual!
Dawggg, that’s a Dravidian sri lankan man right there,not Bangladeshi 💀
7:53 that was a good punchline
Bethesda should just make their version of Roblox and let community take the wheel. It’s pretty clear they cannot create anything new past skyrim.
Dad part is spot on. My dad is in mid 50s and he have this game, he plays this game for like 4h a week on big ass tv and pc worth more then my car xd…he just don’t fucking care for story line or npc having iq of coca cola can. He just play, one time he called me to look at some stones he found. The funny part is, i’m watching this on my over 10y old shit pc with win 7 and i cringe at this game and my dad plays this game on his new pc and big ass tv xd
2:32
Hmm… I’ve got one of those.
Making fun of buggy games used to be the best part of Seths videos… but now its kind of more sad than fun, knowing how much they’re really screwing you over…
What’s the game at 12:33 ?
Second time this week a youtuber I watch has made made me double take on account of their oddly accurate description of my life status as a father.
Wait, wait, wait. You mean to tell me the Epstein-Americans were all wiped out (and therefore the country count is replaced by “removed from Planet Earth), and I can kill the last one, and I can travel across alternate universes and wipe them out in every universe that exists?
I take everything back. This is the greatest game ever made in the history of our species.
Yeah Bethesda rpgs sucked past like 2008 now normies and redditors keep the mid rpgs coming
What was the game shown at 12:34?
Holy fuck I thought this said six years ago and thought this mf was a time traveller or some shit freaked the fuck out of me
Patrician taste fellow quasi morph Chad.
Man, even your commercial breaks are worthe watching. Wtf
0:17 shitalians BTFO
That Rick and Morty fan line has me in tears bro
This game looks like it sucks massive balls, i’d save the 100 bucks and buy a few rougelites
0:19 ARGENTINA MENTIONEDD !!!!1!!!
Seth if those are your arms, lose some fucking weight
I dont get it. How could people play it so long? I basically rage-quited in 2 hours after my visit of 4th cave while exploring and all 4 were EXACTLY the same.
Crazy how Sseth always finds these obscure, dated and obsolete games.
I like the game, frankly, it’s actually really fun if you’re not chronically in need of constant stimulants.
I reckon it’ll be given more in the way to flesh out and finish it than that shitfest Cuberpunk
honest a really well written review. You did a great job with this one.
what. where are merchant’s guild names!? fake video?
its a good sign for a game when Sseths video on a 2d furry inflation fetish game is longer than a huge open world AAA game
According to Pat from castlesuperbeast, starfield is great and the cleanest bethesda game.
Surely he isn’t lying
todd will do it again. ELDER SCROLLS 6 LESSGO
6:07 Yes you do. In that universe you fucked up people’s lives. It’s not a reset button just because you went elsewhere.
Having a lot of essential NPCs is a sign of a bad rpg, change my mind.
So glad I pirated this piece of shit.
I have found myself not interested in sponsors lately cause I know most of your sponsors don’t operate outside the DRC
I pirated this game day one and still felt ripped off.
Seeing you spend money on this pains me.
what was the last game the gameplay was awesome
Thanks for the Goyslop Sseth ❤
Hey whats the in the last like 20 seconds of the video that isnt starfield?
Everytime I discord with my brother I hear that fucking smoke alarm chirping in the background. I get off and go to the store. Get batteries and drive 2 1/2 hours to his house. Just walk into their house and find the smoke detector. Change the batteries without saying a thing. Immediately leave and drive home.
Starfield is the literal Chalkeaters song “It just works”
Skyrim? You mean the mod for Morrowind, right?
You forgot the best perk, the adoring fan!
Game’s trash but it came free with my graphics card so yeah it was aight.
I thought this video was scheduled to be released in 2033, little early Seth but I’ll take it.
This review got age-restricted, but not Breeders of the Nephelym?
Ok youtube ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Ah, I thought only who grew up in rural Poland in the 90’s had ever played Szłarfiedt
Feels weird to hear anyone wanting to be a Bangladeshi man
I am a Bangladeshi man btw
ayyyyyyy i am form Bangladesh ahahahah and this is funny
Sseth, did you just say “Honorary Aryan”? Has Lord Doom been discovered by Sseth?
I’m going to shit your pants seth
Sseth made a smoke alarm chirp reference. I can die fulfilled now.
Please do Armored Core 6 now for comparative reference?
Surprise for sure, but very welcoming one. Roasting this game for obvious problems are nice thing, but sadly, it already do selling pretty well. Just hope people will be more cautious in future and will not support this kind of stuff.
lol Jews are hilarious.
I feel like an idiot for paying $35 to play a week early on game pass, can’t imagine dropping $100 on this. I’m convinced that’s the situation most of the subreddit is, they spent $100 and rather than admit they made a bad purchasing decision they huff copium.
Whats that pixel art game?
Sounds like you just want to fight god bud. “Everyone I want to shoot is a higher being made of light.”
The next TES is going to be such a shit show.
Should I watch this sober, or do i wait until my weed man comes?
They already made this game its called outerworlds😊
So glad we finally got him under legal obligation
Can you get yourself contractually obligated for a Fear and Hunger review please, i would like to see how quickly you get fucked and then see your steep decline to hysteria
I’m so proud of myself for not falling for Todd’s bullshit again after 76 I said no more and I meant it I’m not paying 100$ to play an early access game before people have even touched it for legit unpaid reviews to flow out that shit was absolutely criminal
Based on all the reviews I’ve seen, Starfield is full of condescending, bitching bitches. If I want to put myself through that I’ll put on the View or MSNBC.
Bethesda becoming microsoft exclusive really made it an easy choice to not care about buying the game for PC. I enjoy bethesda games on my playstations, and only playstations. GG Turd Howard.
What is this cursed image at 7:14 ? It looks like the cast from Malcom in the Middle but cursed and airbrushed. T_T
12:33 Quasimorph video upcoming? POG
That feeling when your Destiny 2 clan asks if you have seen a funny video about Breeders of the Nephelym, and you’re like, “Hey, Hey people, of course I’m subscribed to Sseth”
Personaly, I see Todd’s ego-stroking extraviganzas he dares to call “Video-Games” as base mod-templants. You can do anything with mods!
Wanna turn Skyrim into a totally different game? (Or just send Delphine and her crack-head mentor’s useless asses straight to Oblivion for even *THINKING* of having you harm high-dragon bro Partysnacks…) There’s mods for that! Wanna fix Fallout 4? (Or turn it into a fantastic survival-horror game!) There’s mods for that! Wanna play a better starfield? …Wait about 5 years for the moding comunity to fix it! My only problem is I’m gonna be 30 before I can play Starfeild, and 50 before ES6…
HE IS BAAACK BABYYYYY
It feels like HR meddled with the game to the point that the story and world was sanitized, then they put 800 loading screens between the fun.
Shouts out to Frank Frazetta
Yeah actually, why set up Starfield like this, with a clear end point that could be reached by a plethora of different choices, but these particular NPCs in EVERY universe have to be unkillable? Just frustrating, its like Bethesda doesn’t even want to make games anymore, because this is probably the least interesting game I’ve ever seen.
Hahahaha
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
What’s the game pictured at 12:37? Looks promising and I don’t wanna wait for him to tell me in a month lol.
2:22 ngl, I hate movie posters but a cast-signed _Captain Alex_ poster would be a precious treasure.
Why are you white?
o7 Fuck Bethesda. Buy BG3!
Sseth fell for toddfield
it’s over….
Nice vid
I know you tried but… this game is just depressingly boring 🙁 wasted 70 euros
Hey hey Sseth. Thanks.
how the hell did bethesda make nega-tears of the kingdom
Not even Sseth is above Todd’s persuasive words.
ok chief until you said your name in the adbreak I had no idea there was an “A” in it
I thought you were SethTzeentch this whole time
If you bought this game you probably bought Diablo 4 and saw the Barbie movie.
You can’t be mad if you are the reason these products are being created.
“a fool and his money are easily parted”
Always good to see people being honest about these small indie companies trying to afford a living.
A blessing from the lord.
Good luck on fulfilling those contracts, Sseth!
Wtf I like starfield now
Sseth, from one Bangladeshi to another, are you ever going to do a Disco Elysium video?
Honestly the worst part of this game isn’t the game. It’s the people who take any slight form of criticism and go “gay station player” or act as if it’s an insult upon their bloodline.
Do a video on Phantom Liberty you sloppy boi.
Best bethesda Bangladeshi space pirate sim yet, only criticism is no arranged marriage with space shark perk. 9/10 would recommend to logan pauls wifes boyfriend
This is the funniest review I have ever seen! I am currently struggling with some symptoms of depression, but I laughed so hard and released so many happy chemicals that I actually feel better! Thank you.
BALDURS GATE WHEN
HE’S WHITE
I bet Todd would make a pretty solid game. Bethesda, no. They’re just Ubisoft now, except somehow more ghey and woke.
Only you could find the fun in this game
I actually did romance Sarah. Then I very quickly got tired of the ‘love you!’ dialogue. Fortunately, I didn’t need to have an awkward break-up conversation with her.
I left the entire universe instead.
Which is going to make any conversations she has with future partners super awkward: “Well, my last romantic partner left the entire universe behind…”
based sseth. im tired os listening to npcs talking about how this is the best game since fallout 4
I am from Bangladesh and I can confirm that people here have 10 eyes. People are built different here
I’m happy I haven’t spent a single dime on Bethesda games since I bought Skyrim some 6 years ago for 10 euros. Still overpriced since mods were the only thing keeping it interesting after 20 hours…
Ah more garbage from Bethesda. Never trust anything Todd Howard says. It’s just like any other pile of Triple AAAAAA crap. Gmanlives said it was amazing. Guess he has no idea what he was talking about. Or he really sucked up to Todd.
So, videogames drove hamas to their latest crimes against humanity.. We should have known.
Can I play this as a non-caucasian? The box art does not indicate.
Seth has ray traced sausage fingers
Wait…how is this possible? Seth takes forever to upload. SHIT was i in a coma and no one told me?
I’m legally obligated to comment. My lawyer is an asshole.
Spoken like a true Sseth
I was transporting passengers for some random fetch quest, I had like 12 on the Frontier (maximum capacity 3 btw, but you can get around it by doing radiant ones from the NPCs not the mission board)
I warped into a space battle and accidentally shot a neutral ship, and the Frontier erupted in a full scale war, much like Present Day (Oct 27 2023) Gaza. Sarah started nagging me, while I’m dogfighting bullets are splashing all around the cockpit as automatic fire is erupting in the background. Sarah’s Protected Status + OP Laser I gave her carried the day, and she completely vaporized the entire crew (Then nagged me some more).
So anyway, my Frontier now permanently has 12 bodies stuck in it because these corpses don’t despawn, and the crew manifest still says 12/3 so I can’t take any more passenger missions. Game of the year. Not even being ironic, this one moment was more entertaining than 100 hours in BG3.
It’s baffling how Bethesda and Todd can see the massive love for New Vegas and BG3 and instead of taking notes for why they are loved they just keep delivering underwhelming “RPG”s
7:48 I wish i could like this video 50 times just for that joke hahah
A greasy pile of shit that some of us will still overly enjoy because its a bethesda game and we all remember the day skyrim camr out.
zulul
What’s happening? What timeline is this? Why did sseth get a real sponsor???
Every single gripe I see about this game is people somehow forgetting what a Bethesda RPG is. It’s the new Youtuber go-to video to get views. Maybe Youtuber #79,467 will release a video that forces Bethesda release a game that changes how I view the world.
I paid 300 dollars for this game. 😂
i had absolutely no desire to build an outpost whatsoever
Don’t worry everyone Elder Scrolls 6 will surely be better. Surely.
Wait, what’s the game at 12:34 ? Looks rad.
guys we’ve been transported 20 years into the future!
Thank Yakub Sseth, im glad to hear you saying that it was indeed todds little lies once again.
i’ve missed u so much
This guy uses ifunny I can guarantee that.
6:53 unironically looks like Julius Nyerere
wow they just fucking refuse to make ANYTHING new, the settlement system is almost copy pasted from fallout 4 and just as broken and useless, the progressive leveling system unfun and a time sponge, perks do nothing, like why even make a new series just call this fallout 5 in year 4000 and fuck off. Wait did they just make a new series only so fallout fans don’t shit and cry that they ruin the series.
This was actually way more coherant than usual
Two vids in a single month? No fucking way. HE’S LOCKED IN
Hmm, I didn’t expect to see a review of a game that was released this century
What wierds me out is that that white Obama at 0:14 looks very much like one of my country’s former presidents, a white guy.
12:34 ok but what is this
I see that I’m not the only one who shot the Paradiso board only to get upsted because I can not commit a planetary genocide to complet the mission.
Dads deserve better Sseth.
Todd’s abuse of them must end.
E: I was able to say, “No” this time Sseth, hopefully you can in the future too.
I have to click an extra button to watch thr video? Oh yeah it’s gonna be good
Damn seth you so funny
Starfield is cool and all…but what is that game at the end of the video?
Fun little thing i learned from another comment. This game was “finished” 2 years ago, Microsoft came in, saw it and told them “No. It’s not done, delay it.” And this is what we have today. I don’t want to know how was the original version.
I already knew you were a man of excellent taste, but seeing those Frazetta posters just cemented that your taste is immaculate
Im so proud of Mike Stoklassa for being a dementia champion spreading the word about his condition, so proud.
Sseth you gotta start taking pictures of the monitor with your phone camera, paper notes are for dorks
Seth. I can’t believe you’re not black. Why did you lie to me?
Fakken Staaffieeeld!!!
This game managed to lose me multiple times. I tried giving it several chances between the crap writing and 20 loading screen between any given interesting scenario since I’ve been a bethesda shill most my life, and even as someone who could push past the bad in Fallout 4 to get to the interesting combat and character building i couldn’t give starfield more than a few hours of my time without feeling like I had a million better things to do
@SsethTzeentach Yo, Sseth, what is the game from 12:34?
I don’t think Sseth has done a Daggerfall (unity) review….
Hello SsethTzeentach,
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if a man of your caliber were to take the funds of the humble merchants guild, and the sponsorship funbucks and invest into the Botswana economy you could become the robber-baron you wish to be! There is much opportunity do not hesitate for long.
Now you may be asking why Botswana, and not Topswana. Well one, we all know you do your best work on the bottom and two Topswana is like the island of Laughtale and requires finding a bunch of other bullshit that would delay my yummy content pipeline.
Best Wishes Your Regarded Fan,
Someone dumb enough to type a youtube comment
sseth doesn’t disappoint
Is there an alternate universe where Constellation isn’t insufferably lame? You know, less “follow the science” Redditor and more “Age of Sail”?
Looks like Sseth got a lot more fun out of the game than I did, congrats! I tried playing a bounty hunted worm worshipper with clueless innocent parents who, given how scarred up he looked in a world of cheap body reshaping, was clearly a bit off… And as I walked through the somehow boring scifi city of Atlantis, everyone stared at me, perhaps deservedly, but… meh.
I got this game for free and I still feel ripped off
Why is this making me want to buy the game after he said you can blow up the ship that has the last jew on it
Can’t wait for skyrim to be made in starfield
I felt like I just consumed 30 mins of media… just to find I’m 2 mins in…
Seth is really something else.
Starfield Space Ice-Cream: Oops! All Vanilla!
This week I posted a negative review telling them I still hated the game after trying it on two characters (not completed it once, mind you) and almost immediately some Bethesda mod/bot posted a copypasta trying to sell me on an another playthrough, best game.
Why did I laugh that hard at the smoke detector chirp
I’m amazed this is the first time I’ve heard Starfield referred to as “Starslop” this is a perfectly fitting name as this game is the equivalent of shoveling tasteless gruel as sustenance literal slop.
Greetings, fellow humans. May Ashtar Sheran bless your hearts and minds.
Showing Mike as an example of dementia is the kind of cutting edge critical commentary we need.
Love that everyone who played the game all collectively got over the post nut clarity and realized that the game is mid at best
Most people forgot that in order to have a thriving mod community, the game has to be good first.
Talking about Elder Scrolls series, GTA, etc.
I like how it sounds like a sponsorship like how Bethesda was paying a lot of yt shills like gmanlives but shows the actual gameplay…
sseth understand the dinamic between religious radicalism and lack of personal identity😂
When it is done by a small dev company those things are endearing. When it is done by bethesda this is sad.
I love how Seth seemlessly swaps between “literal pornography”, “wildly popular video game” and “game from several decades ago that nobody has heard of before”. He really can do it all.
can someone tell what game is that one at the end?
it’s not the smoke alarm the hallway just make that sound
You should review the game that Starfield ripped off next: No Man’s Sky
NIIIPAAAHH
sseth, you managed to make 2 videos in one month. i’m proud of you
What’s the game at the end?
I fkn love your voice and narration stye
what a fun, christian, light-hearted, wholesome video, I laughed my silly little buttcheeks off
My guy I checked the recommended picks on displate and let me say, you got great taste.
YESSS!!!
My man Seth make a video about the Starcum…yyy…field i mean…
Make a yakuza video
Yo
Sseth does not like this game I feel
Hey Sseth, you’ve actually got legit Bangladeshi fans too, in case you didn’t know, hahahaha. Case in point. Don’t know about the A10 eyes though. 01:00
Oblivion is peek and they fell off afterwards. They dead ass have the game more unplayable then Mass effect andromeda. THAT’S HOW BAD THIS GAME IS. I’D RATHER REBEAT MEA THEN EVEN PLAY THIS ONE..
Long time modders dropping Bethesda and Creative Assembly games forever because they’re tired of fixing someone else’s game for free is fairly common.
I enjoyed the game, binged it for a couple weeks on release and put in 123 hours. It has a loooot of problems though, I look forward to reinstalling it in a few years and downloading 250 mods to fix all of it’s problems.
nice
What’s the game at the very end? Looks interesting.
Tell me how much time has passed when this video hits 1 mil
Sarah is a wet blanket.
This is, in fact the first time I saw any kind of review gameplay or anything about the game. But I can say with total confidence, this video is a miracle for making a Bethesda game entertaining for more than 10 min
the people of new homestead need these supplies!
The dad thing is 100% true
(Personal experience)
Fallout 4 was 7 years ago….
Seth has returned to us! Raise your voices to the heavens and exult this day, children!
Quasimorph is the game shown around the 12 minute mark. Quasimorph appears to be a more entertaining experience than Starfield. Probably why Sseth plugged it.
I need a Sseth Baldur’s Gate 3 video so badly now.
you can’t tell me this guy doesn’t have an ifunny
For anyone curious what the actually good-looking game is at 12:30, I reverse image searched it. It’s called Quasimorph.
Rare occasion where I completely agree with everything Sseth said in a video.
Seth how many African children must I sacrifice to get you to review the Yakuza series
if TES VI comes out like this game, ill say good bye to bethesda.
I think the game is fun, but ironically this game has the same price as skyrim when you account for inflation, however with rising prices come rising expectations. I came, I played, I had a good 120 hours and 100% the game and got every achievement. It needs work, but it served the dollar per hour ratio all games should meet.
Where is bundled Mandalorian review?
Starfield aka “I expected nothing and I still feel ripped off”
0:19 ARGENTINA MENTIONED.
Can’t wait for you to review that game you showed 2 seconds of at the end
I’ve laughed too much at that damn low battery chirp of a fire alarm and each time I’ll come back to laugh more. 7:47
0:19 Rika spotted
That’s why I’ll wait a year later for the game to go on sale with all the DLC released.
0:18 holy crap, it’s Tony Hinchcliffe. Where’s Red Ban with the soundboard
This will go for 30 dollars or less the next 2 years.
What game was it at the end?
1:01 you and Sam Hyde said the same thing. RIP Indians
Your opinions aren’t polarizing because holy fuck this is the first Bethesda game I sorely wish I could refund back to th third party seller I got it from. It’s main problem is just how unbelievably boring it all is.
Like holy shit did it get me to reconsider Star Citizen, a game I got a refund for half a decade ago. @Playstation 5 owners, you are not missing out.
As a honorary arian i can tell thats true
SsethTzeentach definitely on Funny.
Why are you not reviewing Baldur’s Gate 3?
Sick, almost everything is racist
12:34 game?
2:52 This is why I love your stuff Sseth. I can only imagine where the emotions that came with that last call out of Skyrim came from🤣Bruh I need you to stream more oftern
Do a video on Baldur’s Gate 3.
terrible video, make more
I’m just waiting for the vr version of it
Obsrana gra
Skyrim in space
Sarah is having a fucking seizure at 3:56 and you’re taking advantage of that so she can allow you to harm innocents
How did we go backwards from VTM:Bloodlines but keep demanding more powerful hardware to facilitate it?
persuasion is the skill Todd “Buy Skyrim” Howard has at 9/10
I saw Yakub in the thumbnail and started laughing instantly. First time I’m cracking up before I even start the video.
I only got Starfield because it came with my graphics card.
I wouldn’t recommend paying more than $20 or $30 USD for it. Never buy a game at more than $60, it’s never worth it.
went from insulting baldur’s Gate to insulting starfield
STOP BUYING BETHESDA GAMES
RRREEEEEEEEEEE
DO THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY, I KNOW YOU WANT TO, YOU ARE PROBABLY PLAYING IT ATM.
Ayyyo, this is heresy, it’s recent.
Should’ve refunded it during the “prepurchase to play early” phase, play time and purchase date don’t apply if it’s before the official release date.
I thank this man for his ability to make games look a lot more fun than they actually are
7:26 haha that shit is so true. They freak out because shit like that is “immersive” to them, and I’m just thinking bro it’s a big ass dent in the ground calm the fuck down
It is shocking how much I both enjoyed this game and simultaneously agreed with this review. In the first couple weeks of owning it, I clocked about 130 hours of gameplay. Most of this was spent autistically tweaking my ship and trying to enjoy the sandbox features of the game (often to no avail). It is a solid framework for what could be an amazing RPG experience. But, like Sseth said at the conclusion of this video, the best outcome of this game is to wipe the whole thing clean and make something new. Too much needs fixing to salvage. Hopefully the mod tools get released and bethesda can manage not to fuck over the modders. If that happens, this could be a new modding powerhouse.
hoo boy i cant wait for quasimorph vid
Review Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri
Not even 24 seconds in and you got me rolling like a fuckin croc 🤣
What game is shown at 12:34?
Did REICISTS just win?
Love your videos
Damn, the pig part sucked and was unnecessary
I’VE FINALLY SEEN SETH FLESH!
5:28
XDXDXD
CUUUUMMM in my pants
He uploads
somehow i only encountered 1 bug during my many hours of starfield
It’s funny because Playstation people are exclusively black and from brownistan
He’s reviewing current year games
Send the guild reeducators to his geo location.
Wrong. The ps5 officially has one game.
I can’t have an opinion until the SsethTzeentach video comes out
What was the game at 12:34?
Lets be honest…. the best thing about this ga.e is when modders port and mod… certain mods… to this game 😉
Tod Hawards lies
Oh its realy bad
What game in 12:34?
What game is he playing at 12:33
I WAS a Bethesda fan, until Skyrim, the lot of versions of this game, the paying mods, the shitty Fallout 4 and 76 (probably two of the worst A-RPG i’ve played) ,illegal stuff with 76 etc…
Now i must admit i’m sick of seeing so much people who just discovered them, and pretending to be so “HYPED” for the shitty games they’re make, so of course a shitty No Man’s Skyrim didn’t get me interrested at all !
So, yeah this vidéo Nailed it !!!
GG Sseth and keep it up, your work is amazing, AND the next game (show at the end of this vidéo) seems incredible <3 <3 <3
what is the game shown at 12:35?
Todd isn’t a person. I genuinely don’t think he has the minimum capacity for empathy required to be considered human.
thank you very very much for not making a premier
wheres the bg3 video seth?
What’s the game at 12:37 ?
Bethesda – you played for 50hrs, you must love our game!
25 of those hrs were cutscenes….
Honestly “Skyrim in Space” is pretty accurate. Playing this game felt like playing Skyrim. In the sense that you turn your brain off and mindlessly drone around
The big twist in the video is knowing sseth paid money for starfield
It is NECESSARY for Sseth to at least show 1 broken feature/expoit from every game he plays, talk about caring for the consumer…
slop? ps5 no gaems?
is this the new pyro video?
Imagine paying $100 for this garbage…
HIGHFLEET MENTIONED 💥💥💥💥💥💥💯💯💯💯💯💯🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅RAHHHHH GIVE ME YOUR KORMORAN OMAR I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SPICE ADDICTION 💰💰💰💰💰
This time i didn’t listen.
Real glad I waited on this one.
i didn’t get the massive hype built up for this fucking cesspool at the first place. It’s somewhat pleasant to see the amount of copium they need to justify this crap
Sseth do a spore video it certainly has a better galaxy than this game
Seth has a framed poster of The Wind Rises. Based and kino
You wouldn’t make another Space Station 13 video. You wouldn’t
12:34 anyone know the name of that game?
So what your saying is… buy it?
12:03 Sseth, why you, of all people, would pay for what was guaranteed to be crap, when the cracked version of the game was available on the interwebz literally 2 hours after the release?
Easy solution. Never buy a game from Bethesda again. Money is the only language they speak.
umm autographed greg sestero pic?
Games really not that bad, it’s just not good either.
It feels like it was made with the assumption kidders would flesh it out, and on paper making a sandbox for kidders sounds interesting, but in practice it leaves early players or those that don’t like mods with a rather bland game.
Funnily enough, another space game, starbound, fell into the same trap.
My God, the facial animations are horrible
10/10 keep feeding us good content 👌
5:01 Jesus… that’s funny
In Todd we trust.
Finally, a Sseth upload 🥹
Sseth’s obscure political commentary is so fucking good.
why haven’t you done skyrim yet? i gotta see you do the restoration loop
He spoke nothing but the truth, and I still enjoy starfield.
” M O D S W I L L E X I S T ” = GAyMe oF thE YEeR
>And the PS5 still has no games
Aye it’s amazing how they can continue the PS3 legecy, even the yellow blink of death from overheating. Truly Soyn is the greatet company ever! Why else would a Japanese company move its HQ to california close as many Japanese studios as possible and take out as many ESG loans as possible. They know America is number 1 and are copying the western game dev market straight to the bottom. By trying to get ahead so Soyn can be #1 to the bottom. PS2 was a fluke.
Wait you’re saying this shit game still doesn’t have the creator released? Bethesda’s motto is literally “Eh you fix It” it’s what I’ve come to expect lol.
3 cheers for polarizing things
Sseth, funny as always!
oooh can’t wait to see you rip apart Quasimorph. I love that game but I’m struggling so bad it’s making me feel stupid
“What the Austrian painter started, Todd will finish” my sides have gone to the stars
This game looks like poop
Damn I thought SSeth was white but it seems like he’s Jewish. Based on the uncovered hands.
Holy shit these jokes and their delivery are what fuel me through the endless struggle of existing. I thank you Sseth(not with money tho, as i am a poor and bitter person)
2:39 he is white????
I love Starfield.
But i am a bethesda fanboy, a true soyjack, and i can admit it. Do i realize that the game is deeply flawed? Of course, am i bothered by the story being so lackluster? Totally, do i hate all of the characters except for the snake worshipper gf? Absolutely, will i continue to play this game? Until the day i die… Or TESVI drops.
All that being said, i did play this trough xbox cloud so i didn’t really pay for the game’s full price, maybe I’d be more anoyed by it if i did
If you enjoy the realism painters like William Bouguereau i suggest checking out Albert Anker’s work. Great taste!
A post within a month?!?! Blessed.
Wow sseth, only a couple months late
bro the signed who killed captain alex
Sseth chose a Frazetta displate? Getting dangerously close so respecting the “man”.
0:57 perfect description of bg3, no other reviews required
Hello Mr. Sseth. do you have any opinions on Project Zomboid?
At first I thought “aw this is video isn’t as funny it was about time he made a flop” but then I realized that he was just so angry that the jokes came out filled with acid and vitriol
I never knew how to pronounce ssetthzeentach until now. I used to just say seth and then sneeze
Not surprised at all that Sseth plays Quasimorph.
There’s been a couple games recently where I’ve gone “Yeah man, no amount of overhaul mods could fix this, you’re gonna hafta tear the thing out from the roots and make a whole ass other game” recently.
Ima be real your mom looks like shes got an extra chromosome
With this game my main question is this; is it a matter of laziness or incompetence that the game is this bad?
crave displates all you want
you will forever crave deez nuts
Sseth is presenting the full power of his autism.
Love you man
bangladesh mentioned
I held out and invested in Cities Skylines 2 instead. I have 3 minutes in CS2 and it’s already money well spent.
age restricted so I will wait for it to appear on the superior platforms
“Dementia” *shows a pic of Mike Stoklasa*
Displate can suck my girthy cock and balls, Sseth.
Finally. A respectable sponsorship
Yeah this pretty much lines up with what I’ve heard about this game
Pixel game in end of the video is called “Quasimorph” and its good. Just to anyone who want to try it.
“If you find such dialogue captivating, i recommend intimacy with a drywall.” What a sentence, got me good.
Dis what?
cheers
SSETH CONTENT POG
A roleplaying game where you can roleplay anyone *checks notes* as long as its the scripted hero.
I still can’t believe that Starfield came out 20 years ago.
Starfield was on game pass when it came out I played it for a week because morons said that You have to play it for 2 days for it to be good. I can’t believe they made such a stale game. I uninstalled it after I got bored and moved on to something else.
Come on Seth just pirate it
What the hell a modern game?
You know, that “If there’s infinite universes then there’s no consequences” idea was explored a little in a batman movie I think with Owlman, he saw that since there are infinite universes that every choice and path had already been taken, and as such he believed free will was a lie because no matter what he did there was a universe where he didn’t.
He decided because of this he was going to destroy the multi-verse, because in his words “I’m going to make the only choice that matters.”
Not a furry porn game. Disliking.
I am the strongest because I didn’t buy it
Blackface
I’m a simple man. Seth advertises a product, I buy it with his affiliate link.
i think my favorite thing about bethesda persuasion is they dont bother to actually write dialogue options that make sense so it really feels like you’re jedi mindtricking enemies
I thought you were taking the piss when you said you were Starborn and must defeat other Starborn, aint no way man hahaha
I appreciate the picture of Yacoub, Creator of the White Race in the thumbnail.
seth make a video on noita or i will dox you
imagine defending this game
Ahhh, Aśtar Szeran, good to see him
He has caught up to our current times.
The age of apocalypse is near.
Nice to get a down-to-the-bullshit review. I knew it wasn’t going to be what it pretended to be in that trailer. Nice to see my intuition is right.
7:46 that is so true lol… As someone who worked answering phones for over a year, the number of fucking calls with that smoke alarm chirp in the background I got was insane.
I was laying in bed last night and thought huh i havent watch any new sseth in a bit and cjecked your channel to be disappointed. Then i got to hear “hey hey ppl” today hell yeah!
I know it cant be that good because after all this time it has been out, no one has popularized a single character, event, faction, or setting.
7:53 is this somebody frying chicken in a washing machine????????????????
age restricted bruuh
edit: no longer age restricted nice
downloaded the video off-site and its as always very amusing to watch, the mod section had some interesting ones
Since when does Seth play triple A games?
Seeing Bethesda lobotomites on twitter calling this the best game ever and calling spiderman 2 atrocious is my favorite hobby (they definitely aren’t coping)
As a Bangladeshi Man I approve this message.
Tf2 vibeo when
Sseth having sponsors is the ultimate proof that Youtube’s demonetisation is bullshit
Best displate ad I’ve ever seen. Even in death I serve displate
Finally now I can shape my opinion of starfield
Shartfeels – Todd Edition
You should give a spoiler warning…
StatreFelelelede* IT JUST WORK Edition
i saw 5 mins of this game and already knew it was garbage
Age restricted ?!
Wth ?! D:
Can´t watch this because YouTube fucked me over with AdBlock, won´t play videos even with it disabled, and age restriction prevents watching from Incognito Mode. So have fun with this one fellas, the Exiled will look on from afar.
Thank you!
My knee blew up at work today. So after the urgent care I went to my mothers boyfriends house. (I am homeless despite having a job that pays $15 an hour.)[He is a Army veteran and an all around far too understanding soul.]{I am playing ULTRAKILL on a trackpad on his couch after drinking a gallon of beer and having some deranged herbal concoction from my mother.}((She is schizophrenic and bipolar.))[[She also believes some very strange stuff.]]
And I’m just glad that I can enjoy some FreshethTzeentach.
Cyberpunk next or pass? <3 your videos boss.
Ive never heard Sseths full name before. My world has changed forever
I’m from Argentina and I’m deeply ashamed to say I’m nowhere near aryan, also what’s that game at the end? Seems more fun than whatever the rest of the video was about
Sseth forgot to put his gloves. Slav hands confirmed!
Hey hey people, SSethynical here
The next review is quasimorph? Nice
Beat you to it, O’ Faithful one 🙏
Thank you sseth for reviewing a 20 years old classic rpg game like always
I don’t think the burning pig pit is China, I remember hearing it was Pakistan,
but that could have been the pig truck traffic jam or the donkey hit by train explosion.
It’s funny cause the only person I know who likes this game _is_ a dad.
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i had so much fun at the start, despite many of the issues it had, i was enjoying it, eventually i decided i wanted to start ng+ so i got all of the powers, doing the minigame so many times to get all of them, do ng+ and realise my powers didnt upgrade yet, so i go on with the mission, find out i need to do EVEN MORE of the moth minigame, only to see 2 OF MY FUCKING POWERS UPGRADED, went into console put all of them to level 10, blew some shit up and havent played it since.
At long last the Messiah have spoken
ur going through something, breaking character and sounding mid session, not cool.
Glorious
This is the review I’ve been waiting for.
forcing every member of constellation to watch me murder an innocent was the only fun I had in Starfield
Thank god I “tried this out” first
Whats the game at the end of the video?
ahhhh, yessss
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Woe, Plague, Age Restriction upon ye!
Thank you sseth I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
5:33 I need that BG3 image LMAOOOO, someone link it pls
Yeah starfield is a solid 6/10 like every bethesda game
He had more fun with Nephelym than Starfield lmao
Anyone got the names of those games he showed at the end?
The biggest problem with the AAA game industry isn’t just the mega corps. It’s the players themselves. Imagine paying money to play this piece of shit.
Say what you will about Todd, he’s smart. He knows he can take a shit in a box, slap a fancy title on it, and people will not only buy it at full price, but modders will essentially finish making the game for him, free of charge.
WE LOVE YOU MORSHU
Other than the “f-ing pronouns” review this is the best review of all time.
Seth you fucking hack why did you leave the smoke alarm beep in for the rest of the video runtime after the bit 🙁
what is that game at the end of the video?
So basically:
It’s a Bethesda game. Not balanced in the slightest and poorly thought out in RPG aspects.
Crafting is exceptionally tedious as supply and demand are completely thrown off even if you know what you’re doing already – almost everything requires a “basic” ingredient that cannot possibly be obtained in enough supply to meet demand
The game is buggy and broken but not for everyone for some reason
Speech has gone from completely useless in Skyrim With Guns “3” to borderline broken, as it can almost completely replace guns
You can become a bandit, which in a world where 90% of your enemies are bandits that don’t shoot other bandits, isn’t a bad idea at all
You cannot roleplay at all because it’s a Bethesda game and just about anything you’d want to actually do isn’t even offered to you as an option, sometimes slapped out of your hand
EXP rewards are still so bad that grinding via a macro is honestly acceptable
The writing remains generally offensive and/or incoherent when scrutinized
It remains enjoyable on account of being a sandbox game with only some bumper guards, but it could have been so much better if people had bothered developing it properly, which Bethesda is incapable of because all the brass has their head up their ass (except maybe Todd, all we really know is that he’s the only one on the board who gives a shit about what’s being released)
I actually paused and looked at the single household graph…holy shit
The most fun part of this game?
Looking at 85% of the positive reviews, Out of that % only like 10% are above 10 hours Bethesda 100% bot review nobody gunna praise a game on release that hard then not play it ever again.
Nothin you can do about that either, But people that actually have good taste in games know better.
The reason i bash on the game? i could look past most the issues but the fact almost every character i actually want to shoot is essential just rubs me the wrong way. Why the hell are 90% of neon NPC essential? Random ceos on random side quest essential? Ikande arbitrarily essential but will open fire on you but you’re not allowed to fight back?
AWful game.
Todd is fucking liar!!!
I kept my expectations in check, but a lot of the game is still pretty mid despite that. shipbuilding is neat though
I agree with all of your criticisms and more. Yet, I love this stupid little game and the slop Todd feeds me. Fun for 60 hours and then I’ll never turn it on again.,
Sseth, please do not show your arms on camera. You are not a person, you are a disembodied voice that whispers dark secrets to me.
In 10 years this game will be fun and modded to fuck.
Little do you know Sseth, your legally contracted bullshit content is precisely what I crave.
4:40 lmao get carbonized, idiot.
CHIRP
Gave up after speedrunning to get the highest tier Guardian ship just to realize it’s a piece of junk which can’t be used for anything. Imagine having a quest line for a faction ask you to put things on your ship and the flashy PoS can’t take it (crimson fleet)
I love starsector 😍
If anyone says this is not the final word on Sirfield remind them out of 10,000 reviewers and gorillion gamepass players I swear bro, Sseth is the FIRST PERSON to find a mechanical use for a Starborn shout in combat.
Do you guys know the name of the game that appears at 12:34?
sseth and reggie upload the same day, with the same sponsor?? 🤨
Now that you’re done with Starfield, Seth, I think you should look into the game based on Todd Howard’s autobiography – Lies of P. Really hard hitting stuff that doesn’t pull any punches when it comes to our favorite mischief-making scamp.
What was that game at the end?
Hang on a second, this is just a sequel to the FO4 video
Nice Food
You can enjoy it, or not enjoy it, it can be different for everyone. Personally, I enjoyed the heck out of it. And I know this may sound like coping, but I think it’s better to think of Starfield NOT as a “space exploration” game, because it isn’t, but rather another “Bethesda RPG” just set in space this time.
Yeah the intro was boring and not very gripping, and there are some sleeper quest lines, but other quests lines were so insanely well-written it was astonishing how different the writing quality was for these different quest lines. But yes there are questlines that are amazing, and questlines that aren’t.
The main story is kinda boring the whole way through ngl. The star powers were kinda cool tho.
My main enjoyment came from the side questlines and planetary exploration, mostly.
Yes, it has problems, but I still found it fun and I would still recommend it.
LOL, had the EXACT same reaction to the board with the 200 year old earth ship quest. And the exact same regrets about not being allowed to do what should morally be right.
Balder get 3 pliz
Todd made a space rpg worse than Outer Worlds.
Fingolian Chindonesians LMAO
I just realized seth’s name is a play on the chaos god from warhammer 40k
I played on Game Pass. Just pirate the games until they bother putting effort into ’em. Play them for free, see if they’re worth it, then pay money if it is. Companies don’t deserve the benefit of the doubt anymore, least of all Bethesda. Also, all the random ass characters given immortality and the literal last practicing Jew is killable?
One unironically good thing I can say about Starfield is the lack of always online DRM.
im a dad and I wouldn’t touch this trash with a 50 foot pole, this game is aimed at r/bethesda users or some shit.
I said everything Seth said in the subreddit. Banned now. 😛
Seth is honestly the only person on this platform that can make me enjoy a sponsor segment. No skipping. Ever.
Edit: Okay the kerosene joke though..not cool.
First 30 seconds and my dear land of Argentina has already been insulted. I love my country but it’s deserved lmfao
Still waiting for Tactical Nexus playthrough. You know you can’t resist.
Fuck you that chirp sounded real and you somehow made it echo from the fire alarm behind my head! lol
You know you’re in for a treat when Sseth pulls out the thinly veiled contempt for Bethesda.
I feel like I should watch this video now before it gets deleted like everything else
I think this is the most negative video that’s come out
it’s the bethesda experience. Pay the company to barf on your desk, wait for the modders to wipe it up for free, and praise be to Todd while denouncing the morons who just “don’t get it” because they haven’t spent 10 hours licking the remains of that stain first to make a balanced judgement.
It’s actually called Starborn, that wasn’t a joke in the script, that’s what Bethesda literally calls it.
Nice
I just got a explicit content warning on my phone when i clicked into this. First of all I know what im getting into as a loyal subscriber, second of all wtf youtube
Whats the game at 12:35?
Sseth do project zomboid!
My god did todd hit the gym?
I’m convinced the unskippable animations and loading screens were made just to pad out the play time so no one can refund the game on Steam by the time they realize how bad it is.
Quasimorph and Stoneshard… my go-to games this October
Thank you bethesda for making a game that is perfect material for a SsethTzeentach video. No buy for me but a fun watch for sure
Sseth my man you could’ve played the game for cheap via gamepass. Who pays for games anymore.
Maiq the liar is Todd Howard
$70 mod engine
This level of unhinged for a divisive game was just the thing to break me from my dissociating. Thanks!
I’m honestly surprised paid mods aren’t already a thing in Starfield. Thought they’d do it right out of the gate.
If Steam shutting down the plans for paid mods in the Steam Workshop wasn’t enough to stop Bethesda from trying to milk you (literally just made the Creation Club a short while later and then charged people for armor paint and… ugh, horse power armor like anyone found it fucking funny), then I highly doubt they’re going to avoid doing it again.
But then again maybe Microsoft doesn’t like the approach they took and wants to build up good will. So it might not happen again… in this form, at least.
spaceborne 2 is such a better game. Not only does it fully embrace the space terrorism, but there is a quest to stop a man who has created an army of sex bot assassins.
Ahh, Mike Stoklasa, the face of dementia.
So… Starsector meets Skyrim?!?!?!
Yakub
Thank you for the review Sseth. Love you 💋
Honestly, I think it is an okay game because I never heard the hype. It is sad that Diablo IV has more randomization with their dungeons. I did get one universe where the space zealots killed everyone, but my game glitched and I couldn’t save game, losing that “different” universe.
i too, love playing as Sumito
pyrocynical steam account
THAT’S ME! THAT’S ME! I’M A STARSISTER
oh oh oh I see romania I kiss ssethtzeentach lower pussy
Oh boy here we go lol
Chindonesians or hapsburgs in space?
I feel bad you had to buy Starfield to make this video, but it was worth it! (for me, not for you, of course)
So glad I didn’t buy this hunk of junk. Nice vid.
12:35 whats this game?
What an awful, bland game. Truly, Todd is dead.
Remember kids, this is why you pirate a game first, and only buy it if its actually fun. Todd sells this shit for like 80 bucks.
What song is playing in the displate segment
Who Killed Captain Alex reference let’s fucking GOOOOOOO
MK1 vid when?
ran out of diazepam again i see
How do people defend this trash?lol
Yes sir
This is a great review of the game truly
I would like to applaud Bethesda’s sales division for selling this title at a truly egregious price.
Without the monetary incentive NOT to purchase, I may have wasted my precious, ever-fleeting time on this earth attempting to get it to run on my AMD.
8:29 Ukraine must be at 60% by now.
3:22 The Frazetta is strong in this one.
Using Mike Stoklasa as a representative of dementia is perfect
Thank you seth tit snitch for a lovely video and a flawless break down of race theory in the beginning of the video
It still baffels me how many people bought and played this game, like it wasn’t going to be the most boring, streamlined to hell, safe game they ever made. And then continuing to play it.
It’s falling off fast though, 330,000+ to 33,000, nearing Skyrim SE players and will probably dip lower.
Quasimorph coming up, let’s go!!
Does this video have 0 dislikes or is my YouTube glitching out?
Anyone know what game that is at 2:04?
Oh dude, it’s sseth, i thought it was fleek or gman for a sec lmao.
It’s been a while.
Genius.
In Todd we trust!
But jokes aside I hope TES6 is a long way off. I want this rot in the gaming industry to die off before possibly the last Elderscrolls we get is released.
Youtube will not allow me to watch your shit anymore, so yea… been a good run mate. Cheers.
Anyone seen that soda cat meme?
So crazy seeing that eye chart thing, I remember seeing it by the dude who created it and then calling everybody a T50 swarthoid
As a Bangladeshi, it is indeed my dream to have tan eyes
Masterpiece of a video lol
I have yet to play starfield, I played it a little but couldn’t because I have Linux, I think it should work out with a couple of updates later, but geez, this game would be less hated if it was released on Playstation 🤷
Morrowind was Peak Bethesda and it makes me sad.
He’s not the reviewer we deserve but the reviewer we need
this video has more passion and effort than the entirety of fallout 4, 76, and starfield put together and this isn’t even a fraction of sseth’s power
Fucking lmao 5:23 is a banger
This is not a”hey hey people” i was expecting or prepared for.
Ahh, another Sseth video to numb the pain of life in a Bethesda controlled world
Sseth’s reviews have gone downhill. They’re just filler without any good content anymore. Sad.
You said 3 hour unskippable sex scene as if that was a bad thing
I only worship Yakub after this video!!! Thank you sirs for opening my eyes!!!
today is my birthday thx for the video.
It’s always nice to see Sseth covering 20 years old, obscure games.
Even when their mechanics are so obsolete he always finds something of value to talk about
TLDR: Starsector i think is a comparible experience for much cheaper and refined space combat mechanics
After trying it out on Gamepass, which yes PC master race as access to, I was making a lot of comparisons to Starsector, so i booted it up and realized I just like these Mount & Blade style games alot more. Starfield may be your thing if you arnt an autist, but Starsector basic lets you do alot of the same things in Starfield faster without all the mediocre Bethesta FPS mechanics.
So that’s how you pronounce his name. No longer with it be pronounced seizure.
sadly i am too poor to spend 30 dollars for a picture. but thx for the displate!
its here
The Bethesda game of all time.
Great video! Here’s the list of glitches I have run into so far while playing this masterpiece.
1. Lin has disappeared forever
2. The Quest, rough landings, has completely glitched and I can’t complete it
3. NPC’s walk around naked for no reason, even on the surface of Mars
4. My companion keeps disappearing and then reappearing when I fall asleep, usually Sarah, Morgan and Barrett
5. The game keeps crashing on my Xbox no homo edition
10 out of 10 game of the year
I just wish starfield could run for more than 50 seconds without turning off all my usb connections, (mind you I’m running it on a 7900 XTX). I’d like to see if the game sucks, but I can’t because that requires the game to run first
Guys, I think he doesn’t like Starfailed.
Also, Todd persuaded you to buy the game, huh? Works every time.
When the first Starfield trailer dropped I was excited because Fallout 4 in space, then immediately disappointed because I knew BethSoft was working on it. After seeing every (post-honeymoon period) review of Starfield saying the same thing, I’m glad I stuck to my vow of never pre-ordering BethSoft games. So much nicer to buy it on sale 1+ years later when patches and mods are out.
3:08 the most frightening part of this video is the reveal that it’s pronounced “zeen-tack” and not “zeen-tatch”
Oh man, there was a point in Starbound’s development where nabbing a weapon from a higher tier world was _the_ way to go.
A weapon with 5 armour penetration would deal outrageous damage to enemies with less than 5 armour.
When is the Banban review Sseth are you a real Banfan or would you forsake Jumbo Josh?
Ese guiño a la Argentina, tkm Sseth
omg this gun b gud
Thanks Seth, very based.
The unskippable animations already are a problem, and then you need to add that you can’t even land on the F’ing planets by yourself, a loading time HAS to happen.
X4 does better than that. Yes, a German developer and publisher with only 20 people employed total, that develops nothing but a 3D Starsector with less ships and less modability since 1999, did a better job at making an open world space RPG than freaking Bugthesda.
Todd. You’ve got no excuse this time.
1:34 I thought this said “red milf”
I would rather watch a 3 hour un skippable gay sex cutscene then play starfield.
what was that game at the end?
how …HOW did they think this was ready for release?!
7:46 “Considering, the majority of xbox players have never replaced a smoke alarm”
Okay, but how would they feel, if they didn’t eat breakfast this morning?
this is not up to the usual standards. it’s not really funny
Its not Bethesdas fault for forgetting the wheel was invented and therefore not giving me a rover to drive around planets.
Hey, you got to jump as a white boy to take- I mean LEAP over the galaxy as a white man!
My favorite part of Starfield is when you find out that there’s a fanatical space cult that worships a giant snake, and then you learn absolutely nothing else about them. Even though one of your companions is in said cult and you have to save the space cult’s diplomat, you still don’t learn anything else about them. Maybe they’ve got something planned for a DLC but jesus christ, that was the ONE interesting bit of lore in the game and they didn’t do anything with it.
You can’t skip the scenes because they’re the loading screens. If you didn’t watch them, you’d be looking at a black screen. I’m still glad I haven’t played this pile of bland.
Did one Starfield play through and i thought it sucked, the only way i can describe it is it felt like it was made out of bland brown cardboard like the spool of toilet paper and i am glad i did not pay for it.
The full quote is from Vulkan ” the flesh is weak but deeds endure”
A smoke detector joke with a vid snip of fried chicken.
Uuuh sseth you sure about this one
Pretty sure this got age restricted due to the sponsor section having a naked white woman, they had to find a way to hide any critism.
If this plate is a sponsor I am terrorisr😊
Yay honorary arians
7:18 I legit had the EXACT same reaction! They goddamn TELL you that they have an official charter for that planet, I.e. PROOF that the planet is theirs, but it’s never brought up again and no matter what the corporation keeps the planet. Like goddamn, why is there no “glass corporation from orbit” option?
Meh, I liked it and I’m not a dad. Best game ever? No. But personally I don’t find it as bad as everyone seems to think. Then again, part of me thinks it’s “cool” to hate Starfield rn so most people probably hate it without ever giving it a shot. Of course that’s not everyone, and everyone has an opinion, that’s just something I’ve noticed about the talks around this game
nice
Whats hilarious is a lot of people picked up Starfield then immediately went to No Mans Sky saying its just a much better game. Jesus
I accept who you are, I’m just not sure I can travel with you on this path you’ve chosen.
Did Sseth hire a caucasoid for that Displate ad?
How did Bethesda spend all this time and effort for a story and game that isn’t interesting or immersive. Its honestly incredible
The most accurate review we have on youtube, 10/10
What a piece of shit game. It’s sad to know there’s still apologists for this. As always, thanks for the entertaining viewpoint, Sseth.
Fantasy of Bangladeshi man with A10 eyes is literally the most 4chan /pol/ thing I’ve ever heard you say
bro the fire alarm
Bruh elder scrolls 6 is gonna be a shitshow
There is this nasty stuttering in this game even on top hardware, pathetic state of optimization and the game in general.
0:20
MUCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOS!
Damn, I kinda feel like getting one of these Richard Corbens now.
“soypog” for a crater is the perfect analogy for modern gaming
ARGENTINA
Excited for quasimorph!!
Why the fuck would you trust this company again after FO4 and 76?
Some “reviewers” gave it a 10/10, even a 9/10.
I love the thumbnail
ELON MUSK??????????????????????????????
Sseth, there is a whole population of the world that cannot identify the call of a ceiling bird.
Stop trying to teach them.
the more i see it, the more i want to paly it
Damn that Bangladeshi border joke goes hard 😔
I got this game for free when i bought a new GPU from best buy. Still haven’t even bothered to install it and this video just about assures that i never will lol
baldurs gate 3 is an inferior RPG because in that game, completely violating a character’s moral code causes them to leave or attack you, which is unrealistic, in real life you can take a woman’s baby from her breast and toss it out the window and say “see it my way will you?” and she’ll say “I suppose you’re right”
Poor Mike.
on the subscribe tab, I only have
unsub
personalized and
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how do I select ALL PLUS MORE
Can’t wait for Asmon to react to this!
WHITE?!
Praise Be The Merchants Guild!
Unfathomably Based
“Starfield is to role playing what dementia is to the elderly” – SsethTzeentach
Slap this quote on the cover Todd, you wont get any better.
I was already on the floor only 15 seconds into the video 🤣🤣🤣
what the fuck
This game really makes me FEEL like divorcing my wife
How do people fall for buying Bethesda games every time?
what’s the song at 2:11 ??
Played about 20 hours…literally got stuck on a starliner in the Breaking the Bank mission…it didnt just glitch my current save..but about 5 other subsequent saves….and at that point i said “screw the universe” and picked up another game
You didn’t pay a lonesome red cent for this lol. None of us did.
Starfield is honestly just a sheer disappointment that shows Todd Howard is too ambitious and egotistical to actually come out with a well crafted game that won’t rely on its player base to mod the shit out of to make fun.
10/10
the review is better than the game.
would watch again.
My biggest complaint about Starfield was that it only shows the ship landing animation the first time you go somewhere. Stop skipping my gorram ship landing without my permission!
RIKA CHAMAAAAA!!
This video is like an episode of prime Simpsons
Every single joke lands and I’m continuously laughing for the whole thing
Hey hey people. We got displate sponsorship
New Sseth video here we go!
Starfield was so fucking boring to me.
yaaaaaaaaaas sis, you ate
Wow, signed Greg Sestero photo
Look at them fat fucking sausages(sseth’s fingers)
It was funny watching various videos of fools getting hyped for Starfield. Now the ‘cope’ videos they make are even funnier.
Remember… ‘Don’t believe his lies’. And that goes for Todd too.
Why does the UI look so much like Elite: Dangerous? This game feels like a rip-off.
If only the rest of the game was Skyrim in space, and not just the story.
No NPC Schedules (shops don’t even close and nobody goes to sleep).
No organic exploration without any fast traveling.
And you can’t even loot armour that enemies were wearing after killing them. And the equipment you take from them don’t disappear from their bodies…
LET’S GOOOO HERE’S SETH TO KILL MY BOREDOM WHEN I’M IN A MOUNTAIN I THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
I really hope you like this job Sseth, because I love your videos.
This is the video game equivalent to McGoynalds. Pure, unfiltered slop.
Bangladesh – REPRESENT!!
ngl, kinda looks like sumit tho
12:35 – what is this?
so blessed we are to have this before us
So…. how much out of 10 you gonna gibe Sseth ?
The factions are soooo fucking boring. Why set the game during a time of PEACE! If you didnt want open war then make it cold war cloak and dagger cold war style politics. The fucking religions in the game is Reddit Athiest or “spirtualist, but we are too scared to represent actual religions”, or generic space jhadists. This is the company that made the elder scrolls pantheon ffs.
My man is drowning in a sea of sarcasm
I tried to romance the religious fanatic only for the game to kill her for me.
Thnx howard
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss mommy sarah and her perky little rump
But actually this game is somehow more agressively mid than an overweight white woman from the american midwest thinking shes a top earner on onlyfans
I’m so confused by how people have ever enjoyed a Bethesda game without adding 100 mods and I’m sort of convinced they haven’t and just trick themselves into thinking they have.
who killed captain alex, the cursed movie… if nothing else, it is most certainly world famous(in the sense that there is at least one person in most countries that knows that movie)
Honorary Aryans has me dying. I’m no longer Argentinian, we take those.
As a bangladeshi man all I can say is,
a warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant guild
generously funding and bankrolling these videos
you’re all truly wonderful,
have a good one!
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Bangladeshi man is thankful,
we will take over the stars with boats.
Todd Howard can lie and lie again directly to my face, I’ll still buy his games. Why? No fucking idea, I’ve lost control of my life.
“I am not going to help you murder………” as she became an ice cube 😛 hahahahahah
Epic moment!
Whats the pixelated game in the end?
Looks fun
Excellent reviews nr1 source for honest reporting
you sound genuinely unenthusiastic and even a bit angry doing this review
I bought a non-refundable key for this shit after ACG and GmanLives gave it glowing reviews. Needless to say I’m never trusting a review again (except SSeth)
Oh, next one will be Quasimorph, nice
2:44 “official art” outright lie. It seems almost anybody can just upload images to the site and “sell” them. After less than minute of browsing I found a random dude selling copyrighted Neon Genesis Evangelion artwork, together with fanart and bad AI art of said franchise.
holy shit STARBORN. I thought you were fucking me with that line until I saw the HEALTHBAR SAYING STARBORN. God damn it Todd.
How is S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Still a more immersive and reactive world?
Bethesda seems to be great at releasing a mediocre base plate and then flipping between allowing fans to fix it and put in something interesting, and charging them for the privilege to do so
Be back in six months after the community patches in something decent
Good use of ‘the call of the omnissiah’, it too is my choice in brainwashing sounds for my cult indoctrination processes
Leaving another comment after the video… but what is the game at 12:35? It looks like that 2d tarkov game but in space and a total Mandalore game.
Yup, in 10 years this game is gonna be what Oblivion is for Morroblivion.
Yo is Qausimorph up next?? That game is sick, definetly worth a try 🙂
What’s the game that was shown at the very end
That was beautiful
2:10 song is “Children of the Omnissiah”
I still don’t understand what appeal of Bethesda games is. Their basic design philosophy of “choose your own adventure and exploration” just doesn’t lend itself to good writing or pacing. It doesn’t matter if the game is set in space, Nirn or Fallout universe, it’s going to be a shallow experience with scaling level enemies, bunch of boring dungeons and fetch quests, and shitload of AAA padding.
I had to pause to write the Rick & Morty joke made my whole weekend.
I think the unskippable animations are for gameplay hours maxing, for the investors
Facial animations are actually not that bad as i thought they would be…
I think that is the first time i heard Sseth say his channels name.
Of course he would
12:35 What game is this?
starfield bad
5:23 never has the truth hit harder
That game is dog shit
i pirated it and i still feel ripped off.
Could you do project zomboid?
Your awesome Sseth and your doing great
This is why we should all wait for OpenMW support for Starfield to come before we actually play Starfield. You can already load Oblivion, Skyrim, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas maps with OpenMW. If people help with development, not only will those maps and Starfield’s maps be able to be loaded, but the actual game itself as a whole can be loaded and people can actually fix those games into being something that isn’t total mediocrity.
esti roman ba coaste?
6:49 naaaa, Seeth will never do lobotomized tf2 review or something. it just me coping. but if he does. he will be as chill as the empire. yo dude.
Bangladesh mentioned 🇧🇩
Thak god for game pass. This game blows chunks.
Spider man two is next
The effort he puts into breaking games and trying to abuse mechanics is awesome. I love things like that so much
Someone on the starfield subreddit’s name was InToddIthrust
It’s simple: I see Team Fortress 2 gameplay? I like and comment.
Youtube: “Careful! This video may be unfit for some users!”
Me, an educated, refined man: Yeah for the plebs who can’t apreciate true artistic genius you mean, now let’s see it.
I love how Starfield mirrors Skyrim perfectly:
Bland, Broken games that barely fulfill the requirement of being a decent game, when they dont break for once and have maybe one or two actual highs among a shitload of lows, both were hyped to hell and high water, and both were carried by the name and cred, which bethesda, after Fallout 3 and Oblivion for Skyrim and Skyrim, Skyrim, Skyrim, Fallout 4, Skyrim, Skyrim and Fallout 76, and most importantly Skyrim held for whatever reason
Constellation are literally the blades, The whole Dragonborn/Starborn thing is obvious enough, LIST is literally the minutemen and every other minor faction is either a direct rip or a cliché given shape
12:34 what game is this?
This is the first game I legitimately had to drop because it was making me physically ill. Just playing it legitimately made me nauseous, I don’t know why, it just happened.
God damn my boy got no auto play
The fire alarm is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages.
starsisters…. i missed the notif….. it’s so over
Sseth plz review baldur’s gate 3
Captain Alex 10/10
Starfield has to be one of the most boring, bland sci-go experiences ever.
There was exactly one very cool mission that turned the game into alien isolation for about 20 minutes, and then when I finished that and went back to the main story it bored me out of my skull for an hour and a half and I just went back to playing armored core again
Wow, Sseth reviewing a game that was neither made in the last century, nor made by 5 autists, preferably slavs, in a shoddy basement, what has the world come to?
My family can’t always afford heating in the winter so we huddle around our PS5 to keep warm.
ARGENTINA 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🔥🔥 REFERENCED SAQUENME DE ESTE PAÍS DE MIERDA XFA
Can’t believe this man actually got a sponsor for once
2:25 Sseth really lives like his depraved viewers. A sheet hung over the window instead of a curtain, can see it in the reflection
Smoke alarm battery changing master-race
Sseth is definitely on iFunny
i still had some mindless fun with the game, but im starting to feel like its too much to ask Bethesda to put a lil more effort… at this point im more excited for Fallout 3 Remaster than Starfield DLC 💀
Replacing aderall with booze might not be so wise…..
Its amazing how this game is both overrated and overhated. Its fine, its not amazing, it has some well done stuff, some poorly done stuff. Nothing worth getting upset or defensive over really.
Then again, I was smart and played it through gamepass, so maybe thats why people are mad.
Todd ripped off The Outer Worlds.
Imagine my surprise.
My only complaint truly is that stealth doesnt feel intuitive. Ive completed an area with attempting stealth and being caught, only to leave and see all of the vents and secret paths i missed.
this game is literally a 120gb waste of space on my solid state drive. thanks bethesda!
“And they say men can’t multitask”
Did Pyro write the script of this video?
Holy shit, Sir Father Captain-General the top Jew has uploaded.
I’m loving the amount of dunking this game and it’s defenders have been getting. I mean can you imagine the stupidity it must have required to spend a hundred dollars just to play this a few days early?
Yay!!! Now I’ve got one more video to binge for months on end until we are fed again l
I hope u get ur 100 space bucks back
hey sseth play Ostranauts it’s better than starfield and made by the neo scavenger dudes
Merciless and to the point. I fucking love it. Some things never change.
Woot!
Sseth playing Starfeild!
Anyone know the game at 12:34? Looks fun.
Thank you, YouTube for yet again having a shit tv app. Can’t watch the video until I “sign in to my primary account and verify my age” despite the fact this IS my primary account and being 31 years old. So now I’m forced to watch on my phone because funny enough it’ll work no problems on that. Fix this shit already YT. Oh yeah and uh great video. Good job.
What is the game named he shows at the end?
I’m forever grateful I broke my cancer addiction and haven’t considered touching this game at any point knowing full well it was going to be a hot steaming todd howard
Hey to you too star sister
What’s the game showing at 12:34?
Based frazzeta enjoyer
Most smoke detectors use square 5v batteries. Not duracel AA’s.
Edit: I managed 50minutes. The writing is just so bad. The moment I was shoved into a free spaceship for no clear reason and before any worldbuilding had even taken place, I exited the game.
Viva la patria carajo
STOP! HE’S ALREADY DEAD! 😭
Oh no. Wait. It’s set as “essential” 🤦
Real early infomercial vibes from the ad. That was good. There was a jew on that ship. Oh no can’t be having that now. Time for a quick revisit
Bangladesh MENTIONED RAAAAAGGGGH 🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪
Glorp Gnarp 👽
Toddslop*
I really want Sseth to review the Xenoblade series.
That fucking fire alarm sound got me
The best starfield review! Keep going warlord!
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Fckin AMAZING!
It was an apocalyptic disappointment.
“Muh 25 years development. Muh Todd’s wet dream” etc.
And we got the wettest fish in video game history.
Cant wait to enjoy the modded experience in 5 years.
Joke’s on you: My PC cant run Starslop
Fallout 4 was the last Bethesda game I ever bought. I’m sick of this company. I’m one of the few known people on earth who can do this. If I told you my secret I would have to find you and silence you.
The only way for fans to salvage anything from this trainwreck is to give Starfield the Skyrim treatment… filling loverslab with infinite lewd mods
cant wait to see how modders fix this one
Thank you Sseth for reviewing this fun, albeit unpolished indie game, as you always do.
aww yiss
my bi-annual shot of Sssssssszzetth. <3
were you white all this time?
Does anyone know what the game at 12:34 is?
Nice 15 fps
What do you guys think Sseth’s iFunny is?
Argentina referenced. We feast tonight.
Can’t believe they went with the “chosen one” route again.
Would have it been hard to have a short introduction like “yeah, we collect these artifacts” and just give you the chance to join and also establish your character in the world? The fucking artifacts doesn’t even have to do anything, actually.
”starslop” is the single perfect word to describe the game, one dollar on game pass is still not worth it, they could not even pay me to waste my time one it.
Todd’s true genius was including the Red Fleet, so that Googling “how to pirate Starfield” will just give you quest tutorials.
from bangladesh can confirm the civil disputes at the border
Honestly the game can be summarized in those words: *another generic but slightly better game engine for modders to make masterpiece of a space game from*
The only thing needed to stop buying into new shitty games is buying one single good old one.
I am ofcourse talking about Platinum’s *”The Wonderful 101 Remastered”* here. Because it’s level of standards and originality will make you immune to bullshit forever.
Ahh yees, gamers, yet again proving that they’re the dumbest consumers that they are. Well played Todd, well played.
Anyone knows what game shown at the end of the video is?
I LOVE STARSLOP I LOVE TODDSLOP I LOVE BETHESHIT
Good to know Beth is still making games with all the same problems that irritated me 15 years ago.
Oh my god yes, this vindicated all 164 hours I played of this dogshit.
* 90 minutes of applause *
I love Bethesda games❤❤❤
(Todd is in my room rn)
What is the game at 12:34?
The reason persuasion is so OP in this game is because Todd is an IRL persuasion build (how else could he convince people to keep buying his games?), which is to say: there was a clear conflict of interest in development.
You know shits fucked when a hentai shitpost tycoon game is reviewed with more respect than a Triple A game with near limitless budgets.
The Ad Begins At 2:02, And Ends At 3:25.
I love you sseth. Nice vid
Watching this while listening to chalk eaters it just works is gold
Sseth, I am a daddy. I am playing war thunder, getting my ass kicked, barely progressing, then spending my dad bucks on golden eagles only to get my ass kicked again.
Most based Displate ad ever. My toaster would approve of it. Too bad about the game though but hey at least the sponsor is… happy it’s got some organic eyeballs on it?
showing a poster falling in an ad for displate is one of the most (i assume) unintentionally funny things ever, them fucks are time bomb guillotines
11:00 *pyrocynical* steam acc lol
Okay, that’s officially weird. I was just on your channel yesterday to see if you’d put anything out recently. And today I wake up and…you have.
You’re either spying on me or we’re secretly long-lost twin brothers separated at birth that know what the other is thinking but it only goes one way. In any case, quit it 😛
Starfield was so fucking disappointing. Machine generated content is just complete death of environmental storytelling. What mysterious reason is there to find a cryogenic lab on Mercury? The algorithm put it there.
Loadscreens make the travel kinda lame, the dialogue is really lame, the story is forgettable, the setting is super basic, the NPCs no longer have lives. Also, they think that stuff cools faster in the vacuum of space.
There are some fun quests, but it’s a 6/10 for Bethesda. A perfect Game Pass game. Not a game to buy, but if you got it as a part of a subscription you can have some fun with it.
Oh god the pig video, Ioriginally saw that on the den of sin that is /gif/
To be fair, when you’ve people willing to better your game & add to it for free while you make all the money. Why bother putting in effort, the sheep always come.
Never consume the AV Goyslop. Simple as.
Ngl the food models are elite
The story is still leaps and bounds better than FO4.
Surely most of the fun from some older Bethesda titles was killing someone you shouldn’t have and basically breaking the whole game?
calling out the 13% of the population that cant replace fire alarm batteries or do recursion was a nice little tie in.
what is that game at 12:34?
what’s the music during the displate ad bruddas ? The orchestral like one at 2:13
What’s that pixel art game at 12:36?
Bethesda is the classic example of “I don’t have competition so I don’t have to care”.
Does displate have a tiannamen square poster
Hearing “hey hey people” always brightens my day 👍
Sseth secured the sponsor boys let’s gooooo!
what happened to sseth’s humour? its like hes not trying anymore
12:34 what games that? Looks interesting.
Anyone know what that game is at 12:34 ?
kind of based to have displate sponsor sseth
I cant believe it, he shit talked the game in to me wanting to play this borefest.
YOU HES WHITE WTF
Ayooo quasimorphosis teaser? Hype onj
Pyrocynical reference?
I seriously impressed, Seth might be the only YouTuber who’s as online as I am
U r one of the few channels I watch where I pay attention! Keep going and more uploads dance for me clown
Oh here we gooooo. Xxx
oh wow big head yakub in the thumbnail
1:01 the pleiadians
you really are a man of this world
i got high to this video thank you
For anyone curious about the art on Sseth’s displates, those were prints from artist Frank Frazetta if I’m not mistaken
You’ve got good taste brother 😎👍
10:07 – HOLY SHIT A LIVELEAK REFERENCE I UNDERSTAND! Also lol, they were Russian (kek – still Asian).
Jesus Christ that chirp scared the fuck outta me.
As someone who suffers from 3 stage of Dementia I agree, Starfield is indeed a Dementia simulation game, very small niche yet very good.
Those Frazetta displates kick ass
Basado, Basado, Basado
clap clap clap
Blink the batman symbol if you need help.
You’re a strange man sseth but we love you.
7:01 the exact same thing
twerking video?
6:50 I went with the Austrian Painter option without even seeing the jewish linguist, as I had already deemed them to be “space jews”. Their behavior of finding some land that people are already using, claiming they have some ancient right to it, and plotting to steal that land, seemed very hebrew to me.
Finally, give me that sssethenthetamine
Military studies show human eyes can detect images at closer to 440hz, 24hz is propaganda for the theater moguls who don’t want to pay for more film!
I think Sseth is the only one who can truly comprehend the Toddhead, or at least as close to comprehension of it as one can be, he can mold existence more than even the union of two Chimmers beyond Amaranth.
Pifostio
That game didn’t deserve this review
IN YAKUB AND ASHTAR WE BELIEVE
Rikka is an honorary aryan 😛
Hear me out….
Baulders Gate 3 knome frenzy Barbarian/ Theif Rogue throwing only run.
As a Bangladeshi man, congratulations Seth on becoming a Bangladeshi man, youre gonna love it, we have great food!
What’s the game at 12:33?
Waiting for the inevitable squadron 42 review.
Yakub our great overlord xD blk people believing in Yakub are the same as wht rtrads believing in flat earth. Hollow earth is obviously the only one TRUE way things work.
gonna play cyberpunk with the expansion first before i play this, what happened to bethesda huh, was their biggest fan ever from morrowind through to skyrim era
All true
That smoke alarm beep triggered me hard.
Persuasion is the skill choice of Tod
The Sons of Yakub will make this galaxy great again.
‘what the austrian painter started, todd, will finish’
holy fucking kek
Whats the game he showed at the end?
ive never heard the full channel name pronounced before, thank you seth
OMG, it’s a good day when a Sseth video drops. MORE!!!!!
This video is the first real review of Starfield.. and probably the last.
We give Todd a lot of shit but when he drops his pants and shits on our plate we get on our knees and pay 100 bucks for it.
Frank Frazetta paintings in a Sseth vid is something I never expected.
nobody drew big buff half naked men fighting giant snakes like frank frazetta did
The best part of the kid stuff perk is jow your dad is like “hey congratulations on the new job…want a 1911?” Also i almost missed companion stuff because i usually just chilled with the adoring fan
DA FUK DAT BEEPIN IS!?
Great video. Very excited for whatever game appears at 12:35
Ignore people complaining about this being a new game, the Elden Ring review was one of the best.
ily sseth, almost as i love serbia
I can deduce from Seeths hands alone, that he’s chubby.
YAKVB…
Waiting for your BG3 review!!
1:41 a visitor?
Sounds like a shit game, I ain’t buying it, cheers for the review it correlates with other reviews!
can confirm that printing your art on flesh is not very lasting, steel works much better
Lmao, meanwhile STALKER anomaly GAMMA is free and better is every way
I was drinking the koolaid at launch, but you are right, it got dumb and boring real quick
Made me google “fluoride stare”.
Not disappointed.
I’ll pick up this dumpster fire in 10 years when it’s “Anniversary Edition” is on sale for 5$ and pretty much everything has been fixed.
When you see the video is age restricted in the first two hours you know it’s a good one
Idk that quick as smoke detector beep got me really good
Thanks for the video Sseth, I wasn’t having a good day.
i love how sseth is constantly dissapointed at bethseda
A melanin slider mod for NPCs would help immerse the playerr even more than it already does.
Thanks, Sseth; I bought from your sponsor and my Displate fell off the flimsey magnetic squares it comes with, smashed into a wall socket, started a fire and then impaled my skirting board. 10/10. Will buy again.
Todd making charisma builds OP, yet the dialog is stupid, starts making sense when you consider the fact he’s been using a charisma build IRL to con people for over a decade and people still keep falling for it.
Seth is so unhinged in this review lmao i can’t blame him tough Todd can’t keep getting away with it.
One argument that frustrates me is, “well modders will fix them game!” So?
A modded game is not the game that was intended to launch from the devs, and is irrelevant to the quality that game launches in. I’ve modded the hell out of Skyrim, but I would be an idiot to think that means my modded version of Skyrim is better than other finished products from other dev teams.
The other argument is “well Todd said they’ll support the game for years!” And, great! If that’s true.
No Man’s Sky and Cybedpunk really ruined people’s perceptions of shitty game launches, because now these cretins will say “well they can always fix it later!” And your hypothetical future version of a game, doesn’t change the busted version that exists today.
And all this to be said, I’ve played most Bethesda games to completion! But I don’t owe my fealty to a company, they can be criticized without outright hating them.
Media literacy is dead, and people are incapable of separating their personal feelings for a game or company, with objective appraisals of its defects. You can really like something, while also acknowledging its flaws, and thinking it’s bullshit that modders will “fix” what shouldn’t have been broken to begin with.
one of the games all time
The boosie man dropped a video 🎉
This game doesn’t look anything like this on Xbox Series X with a 4k display. it looks like garbage actually. I think Skyrim has better graphics tbh.
Do a BG3 video please. That game is made for your chaotic playstyle.
Why do people even buy it? You can just get the Xbox Game Pass, even the free trial, play through the entire game and cancel your subscription or play some actually good game like the Yakuza series
Has Starfield got any of the charm that Fallout and the Elder Scrolls games had?
You can tell Sseth got manually inseminated by the lawyers on this one. I’ve never heard so many layers of doublespeak, how did this make it past the censors? How many viewers will say he loved the game?
“It gets better after 200 hours trust me bro” ~ Re-Todd Howard 2023.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
Great Video…
Why is my dog covering his ears and wimpering?
What was the game at the end?
“It’s not even that bad”
ladies and gentlement, we got him
but I agree, I enjoyed my 100+ h with Starfield, somehow
7:00 Holy shit thanks so much for finally saying it. I was able to play this game early, and whenever I tried to warn people it was mediocre trash and they always responded with redditor soyrage. All of the screenshots of space that other games have done 10x better was such a cringe cope.
Sseth successfully demonstrating that is the most accurate cycle of domestic abuse simulator ever; not just because you can tell your companions that “baby, I promise I’ll be better” and they believe it, but because Todd does it to the fans and it works every time.
5:23 that was a complete annihilation omfg what did I do to deserve that
the dog shit opinion we all share ….
7:52… wait… did you just call all xbox bros black?
Yesss Seth the GOAT
Thank you SsethTzeentach!
what’s the game he teases at the end?
I want off Todd Howards wild ride!
I can’t believe this is already flagged as innapropriate for some users
Sub from me bro that was throughly entertaining and so true loved it 👌 every minute 😂🤣😂🤣
I love Beth games, if there were other competitors i would be more critical of them, but iam still on the fence about starfield. Only when i see touched by dibella samus character mods I might buy it.
wait hang on, what game is that at 12:36??? That looks awesome
Game ever made
Huh, it’s the first video with the official (and wrong) pronunciation of the channel name.
The alpha version of No Todd’s Sky is a paradoxical game where people are somehow still disappointed despite this being a Bethesda game.
Todd should’ve kept this idea to himself TBH
Yakub’s sky
We need a Baldur’s Gate 3 review!
What if, hear me out on this, what if for his last game before retirement (Skyrim 4) Todd actually makes a legitimately unique, non fucked up game? I know I know, but just think about it, he will make you buy it whether you want to or not
I remember when you had a soul and reviewed only good games.
Despite being a Bethesda fan since Morrowind I knew this wouldn’t be a game worth playing, anyone with their eyes open could’ve seen it.
I want some of Todd’s sloppy toppy
This makes my autism scream w/o the s 🫣😔💅💖💞🥹
I thought Sseth was making a joke when he said “Starborn”, but a few seconds later there’s actually gameplay with Starborns on screen…
How many you got for this mr sellout?
Sseth, we need that Baldurs Gate 3 review my brudda
Please Post a TF2 video,i beg of you kind Sir 🥺🥺🥺
Finish the painters job you say? Guess it’s time to reinstall after all
1:21 IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING RUST lang REFERENCE???
Hehehe… suckers…
Bangladesh mentioned 😀
Perfect summary of this pile of burning dogshite-game
I mean he is right. The game is unplayable for 60 or mor bucks
i shovel Todd the Godd Howard’s slop down my gullet. it is what i deserve. it’s what we all deserve
the level of sheer unbridled hatred in this man’s voice throughout the entire video is brilliant, it’s like he’s a minor inconvenience away from going to the developers’ offices and wiping everything from their hard drives with an electromagnet
you were the only person I was willing to hear talk about this
holy shit. i did NOT expect that.
Still haven’t played this lol
the song used at the beginin of displate is Omnisiah from warhammer mechanicus
We are seeing it happen right in front of us, Sseth’s Ascension(descent) into a higher plane(insanity)
I fell for the sweet lies too, Sseth. I think a lot of us did.
My space boi Aštar Šeran on the thumbnail. Sseth I don’t know how you found this bizzare czech cult, but good job.
I’m convinced to keep not buying this cure for narcolepsy. Thanks sseth
Todd has a grandmaster level persuasion stat that no mortal could ever achieve, why else would my gf never be able to make me listen, but Todd always does
My brother of Christ, Seth has become one with the machine. 2:10
I need Sseth BG3 video. I wanna see what kind of madness is he gonna do there.
Laugh at loud saying the PS5 has no games when Series X/S depends on 3rd parties to stay halfway relevant.
This game looks like there was a ton of effort put into it but still manages to look mediocre and boring
I imagine Sseth is the kinda guy who’s not in a financial contract but being in breach of it just means a small angry Somalian man can taze him in the crotch for 2 hours straight
Frick u tube and go offed urseñf
why do you want to roleplay as a bengladeshian when living in london? just go outside your house bruv.
After reviewing 2 unfinished games in a row, I think Sseth needs a nice change of pace.
And it’s to become a prison warden/pimp, in Karryn’s Prison and Monster Girl Club Bifrost.
I love displates;I’ve got a limited edition one and several regular ones in both gloss and matte! They’re lovely.
I don’t play Bethesda games cause they are good.
I pay for that game knowing it’s trash, so I can get fucked up drunk and laugh about it’s bugs.
What a terrible game
“The PS5 has no games”
I’m crying,shitting, pissing, and shooting ropes all at the same time
YYYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
Yatts desu ne, sseth wants to be a bangladeshi man like me
Todd is a legendary grifter
Watching now so I can also enjoy the Asmon reaction later.
I normally don’t hear Sseth rip a game asunder like this. It’s cathartic to hear that I was right to be skeptical about Starfield and refrain from purchasing it until reviews were out. Even the _positive_ reviews had some massive caveats in them that sounded suspiciously like they were doing their best to sidestep some glaring issues.
Sseth you fool, the game was free on Xbox. So I got to only waste my time on it, not my money
Its easy to be a patient gamer and wait for not only bugs to be patched in games, but for the player base to fix the game. My backlog is immense because I played 10,000 hours of rust. So I’ll pick up starfield when its $5 or something. No big deal, got other games to play.
I’d rather give my money to the people making starsector then Bethesda. I don’t want to support unhealthy business practices. Starsector rocks, appreciate the review and free CD key seth.
as fellow bangladeshi, i am proud to see bangladeshi representation. thank you seth
WOOWOWOWWEEEWEEOEOWOEOEOOOOEOEOOEOEOWOOOOOA
My expectations for this game were very low and somehow it’s even worse.
Todd has us all by the balls and there’s nothing we can do about it.
I watched this review expecting Sseth to cut off to an obscure 12 year old game called Starslop.
I gave up after fallout 4, haven’t boguht a game from todd since.
The more I see about this game, the less I want to play it. 🙁
What was the last game he was playing on the video?
Another video so soon? I must be having a wet dream.
You are literally the only video game related YouTuber that’s actually entertaining
They dropped the whole “NASA punk” thing to make Cyberpunk mixed with No Man’s Sky.
As an argentine, i cant believe our country made it into one of sseth’s videos. My grandpa Adolfo was flailing his arm up from the excitement
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Somehow I never expected Ashtar to show up in a Sseth thumbnail but there he is.
Starfield is the only Bethesda game Ive ever got bored of after 100 hours and that honestly makes me sad
I love the honest take. These are criticisms worthy of note and should be acknowledged. We have a game that is far from perfect but I’m sure many will still enjoy it. Great review.
The game gets really good after NG+27, 3 children irl and a divorce.
0:19 campeones del mundo mentioned
confirmed sseth is white?
Real and true
Ha ha ha! $100 wasted!
Next time do it in russian way~
I sure as heck wasn’t expecting Sseth to review a game so new.
12:34 wut game is dat
The smoke alarm noise triggered a fight or flight response in me.
I was once one of those kids that would return home after school, turn the pc on to play a Bethesda game and be transported into another universe to have a breathtaking experience, so memorable that i would cross my finger before going to sleep just to dream about being in those worlds.
It is heartbreaking that we went from expecting a Bethesda game to give us the experience of a lifetime into seeing how many bugs we can get in one playthrough.
Here’s your $100, Todd… screw you.
How to play Starfield:
1. Start game.
2. Do the main quest up to the end of Sarah’s BS.
3. Ignore main quest.
4. Pick up missions from the mission board and play the game like it was Privateer.
5. Get bored eventually and quit.
Anyone know what game that is at 12:34?
You had me at white boiz ❤
“Honorary arians” JAJAJAJAJAJA 🇦🇷🇦🇷
No, YOU are wonderful!
bg3 when?
I’m not sure if Loverslab can fix this one.
The children if the Omnissiah got me … don’t tell me Sseth is a secret man of culture
Chirp
Ty for another tasty Ssethslop master 😫💗
I’m legit surprised that I hadn’t considered why there are so many essential NPCs in a multiverse game where every universe is exactly the same apart from a roster randomizer of your main party.
Also I agree with your “fake” opinions.
The game obviously has a lot of issues but it seems like most people are just jumping on a hate hype-train. If you like Bethesda games, you will probably enjoy Starfield quite a lot if you like sci-fi settings as well. The comments are full of people saying the game is the worst thing since Fallout 76 but our boy doesn’t even say that. Bethesda has poor developer practices but in making out Starfield is the worst thing ever, people are inventing weak criticisms.
I think i started watching sseth since deep rock galactic and this is the first time i see him use a lot of race jokes.
LONG LIVE TODD HOWARD
You forgot how an entire questline acts like your only option ever is to murderhobo suspects in a terrorist plot, even if you incapacitate them. Though, you technically hit it on the head with the Paradiso plot
The molestation joke was 10/10
Wait Seet, this game isn’t 2 decades old. How many feet pics did Tod send you to make this vid?
2:23 OMFG YOU GOT A POSTER SIGNED BY THE GUYS FROM “WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX”?? That is amazing!!
Yeah it’s just about been long enough for them to try paid mods again, long enough for the swathes of fan boy idiots to have forgotten about it and vehemently defend Bethesda again 👀
I love the ad mech reference
The only review of Starslop I’ll trust.
Who would have expected Sseth to have an interest in Frezzeta
speedrun any% ?
are you on meds again?
where is the coked up editing?
i dont care if todd’s games are terrible i physically cannot stop myself from buying them
Skyrim 2 is looking very Skyrim in space.
Ngl. The only reason I touched fallout 4 is cause of mods around 3-4 years after it was fully out. Starfield will be the same
hey hey people sseth here
Wow, Sseth hated this game so much he actually took the review seriously lol
Whats your ifunny
7:12 FACTS
Please do a review of Baldur’s Gate 3!
Just play Baldur’s Gate
Loading Screen Simulator
Well at least someones saying it.
Honey wake up. New Sseth video dropped
Is the persuasion mechanic reflective of Todd’s own life experience?
Quite literally the best review of the game ive watched. I stopped playing Starfield because I got so bored staring at loadscreens and doing the same “go here” fetch quests for the entire story
I’m not sure it was a wise idea for Todd to start his first brand new IP in _forever_ with multiverse shenanigans. It basically implies that continuity and worldbuilding don’t matter at all, which ought to be fun whenever they do a sequel.
sseth normally just shitposts in video form, but this time he seems genuinely displeased, and I honestly can’t blame him one bit.
Ya
What’s the name of the pixelated shooting game at the end? Looks good.
When I heard the chirp I fucking died.
What is that topdown game near the and if the video at 12:34?
It actually looks fun.
I don’t think I’ve seen sseth shit on a game so much in a review before.
Tod means death in German. Albanians were shirts on their naked bodies. I’ll leave you to ponder these two facts.
…..
Thank God some dumbass company paid seth so we can get a video
A few seconds in, and my country already got mentioned. And since it’s tradition, I’m obligated to write:
VAMO ARGENTINA CARAJO.
Seth owned himself this time. Hundred bucks
Lol.
People still buy games from this company its your fault 😂
I trust your guts sseth, thats why i wanna be inside them ❤
Starrim
Skyfield
What next will they think of?
is this the first ever really negative review from our boy? i like it!
sseth wouldnt have been so let down if he bought gamepass but the government would hunt him down for tax evasion
Babe Wake up SsethTzentach just dropped another video
Even though my comment was removed (by Jewish cucks)
I just say it again.
This is my favourite Jew.
Please remind me if I become that angry Austrian painter guy 2.0 that this guy gets a signed pardon from my administration.❤
Love him.
He showed me how murderous Israel actually is. 😂
Blizzard slop
if you had gamepass this game was pretty aight, if you paid retail for it, im sorry for lack of grey matter.
Hehe
yo i feel like this is specifically targeting my dad.
he likes starfield and i’ve been telling him to play BG 3 with me
A shame this game is apparently terrible, because I love a lot of the look.
Oh, i see that Sseth is a fellow Boris Valejo engoyer as well
I got ~100 hours so im fairly happy. It is, however, vastly disappointing in the way that you win a powerball lottery but when you get your winnings you find out there was an error and you have to split it with 10 million other people so you all only get $150. Yea, Im pretty happy I got $150 but I was super excited about the powerball. Starfield could have been so much better, but instead its only “decent”.
Really happy to see you loved the game Sseth 😍
As an art lover I respect Seths taste in liking Frank Frazetta
Almost everything you said is a thought I had playing this game. Perfection
*Seth describes how NG+ is implemented*
That can’t be how-
*reads the TV tropes page on the game*
…how do you make multiverse jumping *boring?*
So funny watching you make argentine memes, knowing some of your videos are the reason why a lot of people use a vpn to buy from steam argentina and that screwed the entire local market on that platform.
Great video tho.
Shut up…. I had no clue you could just persuade companions into staying with you. I thought if they “hated that” they just left you forever so I’d roll the save.
Also I find it funny everyone seems to have a separate member of constellation they hate. Me? Andreja, but like only bc her dialogue and what she likes you to do and dislikes you to do do not line up. Andreja wants to be nicer, I am nice to someone, Andreja disliked that…?
Review lesser known games u ambulance chasing hack
12:33 what game is this? Seems interesting.
Nah, any XBOX 360 user is EXTREMELY used to changing batteries in the best controller that you buy a wired version of to enjoy outside of it’s shit console
Is sseth the same person as maxor?
INDONESIA MENTIONED LET’S GOOOOOOOO
Lets face it: Bethesda peaked in 2002
New seeth video….? 🤨
Oh after they released Skyrim the 69th time I knew I wasn’t going going to pay for trash again. I would consider throwing some money at the modders if they have ways to get paid outside of NexusWokeMods but Bethesda is freeware as far I’m concerned. I am enjoying the game though, as stupid and poorly thought out as it is.
lol starfield are you fucking serious hahaha seth thats a new low
I wish I could like a video more than once. “fluoride stare” LMAO
4:17 Wow, such natural human behavior… I wish games would give up on doing “open ended open world roleplay where the world is vibrant and alive and you can do ANYTHING-” This is impossible. It’ll never happen. The amount of programming to simulate 100% realistic human interaction is WAY too difficult.
Take that effort and put it elsewhere. A highly polished core gameplay loop, a good story, stylized visuals, maybe all 3, put that effort towards something actually achievable.
Starfield is the pre-domain era of Starsector
It’s always a holiday when Seth uploads
That pixelart game at the end – what’s that? Looking good, interested in it more than in Starfield 😂
Another instance of our overlord playing a game that doesn’t require me to draw 20 overlapping hexagons, dig through ancient ruins and summon Cthulhu to grant me three wishes in exchange for 80 souls of the damned. Sasuga SSeth sama
My bethesda politics is simples: test drive, if it lasts more than 1k hours, then it’s a buy.
Guns scale with your level and leveling is boring. If you wanna enjoy the game – create an outpost producing materials for Adaptive frames. While listening to a podcast for 2 hours – sleep and build adaptive frames until you are level 150. Then you can start the game with Superior equipment and Advanced weapons (no superior weapons in a game – it’s a bug) in shops. No need to kill aliens with grenades:)
Am I stroking out, or has sseth done a displate promo before?
SSETH GOD FUCKING DAMN WHAT A BANGER HOLY SHIT
I actually have really enjoyed Starfield. Skyrim in Space is somehow exactly what I wanted.
Oh boy Rick
WHAT YOUR WHITE?!
“Fuck yes! Seth knows that we are white!” dijo el porteño menos porteño ¡Argentina! ¡Argentina! ¡Argentina! ¡Vaaamooo meeessiiiii!
displate ? how about disnuts
7:52 There aint no way
He does it for the money, like the elden ring review
You never should have cum here
Skyrim remaster lookin good. My wife and kids no longer enter the den for fear of their safety and Todd has bought me another 6 months of peace.
Oh… this will be good. Gonna watch it with some coffee when back home. Oh! BTW! Want a better space game? No Man Sky and yes.. Star Citizen! Seem the latter finally paid off. The Star Engine is beastly, innovative. Though need a beast pc to run it I bet
can’t wait
I sure do love me some Garfield
honestly who cares if bethesda games are good, i just want that bethesda magic and to have fun exploring
whoa dude, how long did you aspirinmaxx to get those conquerors?
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who can resist Todd.
Tbh I want the game only to finish my uncle’s work now
So glad Sseth called out the horrible Paradiso quest. I did the exact same thing as him and unloaded on the board and it’s so silly they’re all essential. Really indicative of a lot of the quests in the game, sadly.
Some for algorithms.
chirp
You know a game is bad when even Sseth struggles to have fun in it.
ARGENTINA MENTIONED RAAAAAAHHH!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉
The Frank Frazetta displates are classy tbh, Sseth always has been cultured in his mysterious ways
I am sussyfist
Sseth just called me an honorary arian, what a day.
Huuuuu???? A Seth video???¿¿¿ the god emperor looks kindly upon us this day!
You know you can download it for free right?
Why on earth are you paying for video games in TYOL 2023?
Bethesda games, no less? You absolute madman.
4:00 is Sarah _high_ or something? What’s up with her _eyes_ ?
It’s very rare for Sseth to absolutely rip apart a game. Todd has done it again.
F*ckin’ Starfield, mate.
“chirp”
Yes, you can skip the loading screens. Fast travel to your ship, and instead of manually taking off, go to the map, select your destination (or make a landing point if it’s not something specific) and hit travel. You’ll spawn there.
Such a bad game, hopefully it gets the fixes and content it needs in the coming decades.
🛌starfield gameplay
any plans on covering signalis at some point?
polish bethesda is banning creators from sponsor deals for honnestly reviewing their “games”, look it up if you wish 😀
Source of both pics at 2:10. Music at 6:55
Starsisters it’s our time to shine.
Also what’s the indie at the end of vid?
I love how the speech system in Starfield is just gaslighting
you should review elite dangerous people consider it the best space sim but its game mechanics are freaking bizzare its like you combined euro truck simulator with eve online with what todd howard would make startfield like he ran a normal company with an average budget and he wasnt high
also the combat is amazing its like drifting two cars in a crowded kroger parking lot in a circle with claymores strapped the bumpers and your shining laser pointers in eachothers eyes and theres a guy kneeling on the roof trying to blow you up with javelin missiles
There are so many moments in the game when you ask yourself – has anyone tested it at all?
YAKUB R KREATOR
To whom it may concern: “Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into asuna.”
Please sign more sponsorship deals
Thats alot of features in a game in 2023
Shartflop has to be the worst piece of trash of the whole century
as always a masterpiece bethesda artwork of isopropyl fueled insanity that I ingested way too fast and which brought me to the brink of death (the game is alright too)
What’s the source of the comic strip on 0:14? I suspect it’s realtoons, found nothing though
6:41 – I HEARTILY endorse this option!
GOYSLOP!
Ugh, I recognize the artist for the guy with lightning in the displate advert. I know I should know his name, he’s a famous MtG/d&d artist who makes a lot of bare chested and muscular men wearing loincloths. For some reason I can’t remember his name or any cards he made. Can someone help me out?
This is what I pay for and I love it.
Absolutely lost my shit when he said “The PS5 still has no games” XD
This meme will never die even if the PS5 gets games
I too Sign paper work when I’m black out drunk.
Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Hey Hey People
At this point im convinced we dont buy bethesda games.. we by a constitution pack with assets and system then wait for nerds to mod it all in
I had been a lifelong fan of Bethsoft games until Fallout 4 and 76. Starfield looks like the most boring nonsense I’ve ever seen in a game, outmoded before the first reveal trailer.
When I was 11 I played fallout 1, would recommend
It’s both pretty good and pretty bad at the same time. Todd can’t keep getting away with this.
I love this channel. In fact, I’ve been loving it for years
of course sseth throws shade to mandy in the new video of course
It’s like Bethesda only hires people whose favorite game is Skyrim
tbh i would love to try this, but i got rid of my gaming pc and “grew up” a desition i will forever regret.
Whats the displate church music?
Glad to see that the dads are appreciated
unlike soydads though, I did not fall for Todd’s sweet sweet whispers of space
I clicked this video and got an ad for EVE Online, YouTube knows what’s up
I always chuckle when I see/hear people reference the Todd Howard “Tell Me Lies” video. Truly a piece of the lore now.
Ah sick, Sseth made a new video, and it’s on Starfield!
Also, 2:53 “And of course, Skyrim, Skyrim, and Skyrim.” 😂😂
7:17 >Garten of Banban IV
😂😂
if elder scrolls 6 is anything close to this its over for Bethesda
Bal-ders-gate
I loled
baldurs gate mopped the floor with this piece of crap of a game.
12:35 – can someone pls tell me what this game called?
What was the game at the end lol
Real question here. Why are we honorary Arians? Since when is that a meme?
“Skyrim, Skyrim and Skyrim” :)))) Loved it! Best review ever!
Shining glistening glitchy gemerald of a review.
0:18 this is the third time Sseth refferenced Argentina in his channel, back in the day was:
– How steam was cheaper to buy on Argentina using VPN
– How an argentinian dev studio that made a “Mis Ladrillos” (cheap Legos) videogame that went to work on a DLC for one of this deep space ultra lore games
wait… you can finish what HE started?! 11/10 GOTY, GOTC even!
Hey hey, when you get a second i really need to talk to you, people.
Starfield 5/10
Watching Starfield reviews that are honest 10/10
We love you Sseth! Another great video.
So Skyrim in Space?
How the FUCK is Sseth getting real sponsors.
I was here before this got deleted.
Holy shit you nailed it on the target audience
1:26 actually, human eye can only see 2gb of ram
Grand scope stretched razor thin. First, the absolute worst pokemon game ever was dropped, steering me away from the series forever and now Starfield has done the same thing for me. And that chirp mid video gave my dog anxiety for an hour ya dickhead lol
That Dante and Virgil painting is sick
What is the song a small snippet of which plays at 2:11 – 2:15?
LMAO, I caught that reference to Mike Stoklasa of RLM at 2:00. I see you, sir, I see you!
What’s that 2D game Sseth shows in the ending spiel?
If sseth does a fear and hunger review the internet would fundamentally break down with the shear amount of chaos it would radiate throughout it.
“Fluoride eyes” is my go-to insult from now on. Watch out liberals, your pearly whites won’t save you this time.
4:49 israel Be Like
can somebody please tell me the name of the game Seth teased at the end?
Wow. Szeth actually managed to get a pretty mainstream sponsor this time. Good job.
Why sould you want to change universe when in yours there are no jews?
Sseth… You forgot… The FUCKING… Score!
Unsubscrubbed
Not often we get a video about a new game from Sseth.
Does Seth have an autographed photo of Greg Sestero from The Room?
That quest with Old ship killed my enjoyment of the game… I literally stopped playing when there was no option to kick them from planet and settle those old time pioneers… Thx Todd
Sseth woke up and chose violence
Did you take the sponsor ironically?
Thank God it’s Friday and Sseth jus uploaded a new video.
this was absolutely ruthless, god bless and im gonna go C*m out some cancer pellets
bye
7:58 fire alarm chirp was so high quality, that i actualy looked at the ceiling, thinking, my fire alarm did its thing only to realise, im in a bus watching this on headphones. Congrats Sseth! You have achieved brain control.
Jokes on you, my hallway bird is wired into the power of my building, so no chirp
An accurate assessment. Bethesda has been relying on mods since oblivion. It’s become a full blown wheel chair since Skyrim. But modders make these games great. However Bethesda shitty foundation is always there. Taunting you with single path circular caves.
No Man’s Sky is better.
Muh pronuns
Well, according to science (and my google search), the bottom limit for our eyes ability to perceive movement as “smooth” is 15fps, anything over that is just extra. Apparently for dogs however it’s 70 fps, to them 24 is just a slideshow.
Seems like many agree with this. To quote a guy on the NMS subreddit when i asked how to make the game use more of my gpu and stop being frame locked around 120 said “What are you doing with that many frames, 60 fps is enough for most people. You just need to lower your standards for how may frames you need”
And on Steam i got “Why? Your eyes can’t process anything faster. Solo game, no ego strokes for fast fps.”
and “All you’re doing here is finding ways to burn more energy for no reason. This isn’t a game where you’re trying to get headshots in a 5th of a second, so having framerates over 100fps isn’t going to help anybody but your power company.”
SOSOWOEOSJWNW3TH FINALLY NEOWOW VIDOEOSA
11:00 Joke on you, I refund the game after 60 min of “gameplay”, the game is loading screen simulator 2023
To think Larian decided to rush the release of BG3 out of fear to compete against THIS atrocity.. What is there to compete with? It’s literal shit.
Only two… complete the sentence
i’ll go play highfleet
its 50x the game that this garbage is
One of these mods is not like the others
“Starfield is to the roleplaying what dementia is to the Elderly”
Seeth, you are gift that keeps on giving XD
“everything i said is bait”
*picks up baby carelessly dropped* Thank god, i was going to neglect my parental duties in order to learn you a think or 2!
this video got flagged as not safe for some users lol
What’s the song at 2:03? It sounds like Peter Gundry
16 times the asking price for this game!
Anyone know the game at 12:35 ?
Starfield is fun
Pyro sure can’t get enough of starfield
ARGENTINA MENTIONED WOOOOOO
Another masterpiece 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Do’t think we didn’t spot the “cagemeup” mod you dirty birdy
To be fair, the textures on these food boxes at 1:02 are quite next gen compared to everything else!
You had me at “hey”
We need BG 3 Review xD
12:34 what is this game?😊
Those girly hands❤❤❤
This video perfectly captures how awful starfield is right down to the “these quest choices are awful why don’t I just kill the problem” only for that to be denied too
So…. dojt get the gane.
Aw man are we getting a Quasimorph video soon? I can’t wait for Sseth to enlighten everyone on how to be morphine dealers.
“What the Austrian painter has started, Todd will finish it” – Sseth, 2023
Displate got that big black naked NI- too! Gaddayum!
Starslop SAAR
U BASTAR BICH DU NAT BAD TALK STARSLOP, PAHJEET MADE IT!
This man never misses
¿Does anybody kno what game is the 12:34 segment? It looks like something worth having a long term relationship with (I mean spending more hours playing that game than sharing time with my couple)
Слышь, купи
That white woman has the personality of a wood plank
Please review Armored core
based title
Nice
Frank Frezzeta for life!!!
Sseth, youre becoming pyrocynical more and more everyday.
That colony ship quest definitely was trash. Truly emblematic of the game as a whole.
The amount of essential npcs in this game is insane.
FoR tHe AlGoRiThM
I also became a fat mantis. Best feature of the game so far
Petition for Armored Core VI
10/10 would be trolled into googling the corn syrup study again good one sseth! I actually learned something today 🙂
Does anyone know the song at 2:10? Unironically badass
Hey seth you should try drox operative 2 you’d love it
Hey, I am Bangladeshi Man and I want those eyes.
It’s like Bethesda is hard-coded to make meh games that are made excellent through community patches and mods.
SSeth, you’re the one of few man I consider worth of love in my point of view on YT community. Sorry for second comment but damn, when you drop something, It is even worth watching every damn ad YT throws at me, which I hate in general. I’m bought since the Endless Space 2(Sophon review), and I enjoy every second of your material since then, and even before that.
Too short sseth
Noice. How about Elte Dangerus rewiew?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
12:16 And each time “It just works”
What is that game near the end?
is this game actually so good seth???
Game of the Year: Game of the GOTY Edition
Can someone pls tell me what that game at the end is?
Thx
… Gonna be honest, I was really expecting a kidnapping in joke in the ad when Sseth mentioned “Captured passions”
ANYWAY
Hope you’re doing alright dude, thank you for your hard work!
what was the sprite turn based game near the end. it looked better
Maybe that’s Todd’s game, by making a game that’s worse than Skyrim he can sell us Skyrim again, doubling profits.
This game just made me want to play morrowind
Taking off gloves was a mistake. Hide
What a review throw back. Thanks Mr. Seth
What was that game at the end it looked way more fun
Please bash this garbage game that beshesda phoned in
Our lord and saviour has returned
So excited for this lol
good to hear you are legally obligated to make more videos, now you have no choice but to entertain me
Pls never change, this is pure gold.
“the majority of Xbox players have not replaced the smoke alarm batteries” L M A O
Why is this age restricted damnit… I’m not giving Google my CC#.
Seeing a Starfield review by Sseth somehow gives me hope that he shall make a Genshin Impact review someday.
Dont ask me why
Anyone who thinks starfield is good, hasnt tried their hand at automating any of the unique components like the aldumite drilling rig or vytinuim fuel rods. Even if you could set one up, the supply line could break at any time for any reason, and like a old string of xmas lights, you’ll have to check each individual bulb to figure out what broke it.
I dont understand how we went from the fallout 4 settlement system to this.
¿Is this Seeth shitting on Todd? ¿Is this a genuine review? We shall never know
Bruh ain’t no way, this got age restricted within a hour lmao
Seems like all the reviewers have gotten wised and waited 2 weeks or more to come out with the real reviews of this game. Its actually comical the devotion people have to companies, instead of holding them to a higher standard, they just let them shit all over them with these half assed mediocre “AAA” titles.
Todd managed to turn space into something boring. This means that Todd doesn’t have an imagination or his brain can’t create one.
kino
Love how every new sseth video is him just being contractually obligated to do a sponsorship
Ooooooooooh I’ve been waiting for my favorite merchant to drop a review on this.
very based review, also glad his porn addiction is doing better since the video isn’t filled with it
Soo that’s how to say SsethTzenntach, I’ve been unworthy for soo long I just having blank in my brain when I read his name
Our favorite nazi jew has blessed us with another video! ❤️
Sad that moon sugar wasn’t included in this game
TODD HOWARD DON’T COME TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
Ahhhh… thanks Sseth, I’m glad I never bought this garbage game (and probably never will). Time’s too precious!
SsethTzeentach is by far the greatest cultural subverter that the dissident right has, the way he subtly sprinkle’s redpills alongside his normie jokes continues to be absolutely based. I love the fact that the majority of his audience aren’t even aware of it lmao, his normie cloak is still active.
We really are becoming like early breadtube, political propagation masquerading itself as apolitical content. How sebversive.
Кодзима гений? Возможно, но я не уверен на счёт этого. Вот кто реально гений, так это Тоддушка. Спасибо за мнение, Сет47.
The game may not be perfect, but I think by Bethesda’s standards that Starfield is pretty damn good. Yeah it has it’s flaws but I think it’s one of their best games since Oblivion.
It’s funny because it’s definitely PlayStation owners that don’t replace their smoke alarm batteries
I was gonna buy this game but then I realized it was Fallout 4 in SPAAACE so I just went back to playing Starsector.
Starfield will never be better than ss13 voidcrew
Back in the day, it was commendable and even amazing that the gaming community could take something like Skyrim and make it 10x better through modding. Now with Starfield, the community just feels like a crutch Bethesda has been using time and time again and I’m sick of it.
It should not be the players responsibility to make your game actually good and bug free. Those gamers are still commendable for what they do, but the fact that Bethesda themselves learned no lessons in 10 years of game development between Skyrim and now and still give you the same exact experience every time (quest design, combat, looting, uncanny character interactions with thousand yard stares, bugs, etc) is disappointing and the few new things they added don’t negate the plethora of old they have been milking for years.
But hey, my criticism means shit, right? You can explore thousands of planets, so my point is invalid.
No harassment of a bald Yorkshireman for daring to criticise corporate wokeslop?
That’s how you know Sseth is worth your time, unlike Dunkey.
It’s impressive how much entertainment and effort Sseth packs into such a short and concise experience while not feeling like he’s wasting my time pointlessly and how these qualities ironically contrast the subject of the video so greatly.
Also 7:20 so succinctly and memeticly describes why mainstream games are so garbage, it’s 😙👌chef’s kiss.
Oh boi, Sseth got a sponsor again. Will it work out the same as last time?
Where is my baldurs gate video?
Sseth reviewing something made after 2010 that isn’t highly niche or weird feels like a break in the time-space continuum.
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Pros: it’s a Bethesda game
Cons: it’s a Bethesda game
The problem is that they wanted to do things too big, but kept the usual formula, which only works in smaller world maps. Thousands of planets with little to do is atrocious. I would have preferred a quarter of 1000 planets, heck even a small cluster of solar systems around Alpha Centauri would have sufficed!!!
Got some butthurt Starfield fans at Youtube who age restricted this. 😂
What is the indie game on screen at the end?
So fucking true… By the time I realized how much of a waste of time and money starfield was I couldn’t get a steam refund and it became my biggest regret of any purchase I made in the past 10 years
Yes sseth posted.
Which is the game shown at the end of the video?
You don’t have to sugarcoat it Sseth, the game is garbage and only the Bethesdrones are actively defending it
YAKUB MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣🗣
Mmmmmm
This game is like life. Broken, unfair, glitched, but highly enjoyable when you find your way through it 😀
Cuantas copas tenes Sseth? (?)
I got starfield for free to my new 6600 which I bought as an upgrade after 6 years. Not sure if Todd hates AMD or AMD hates me but I would rather not get it because then I wouldn’t played it for three hours across 5 days and that would be a better timeline to live in.
What was that good looking game at the end?
I’m thinking he is back bros, this feels like 2018 sseth
“For a country leading in broken homes, a family is science fiction”
Our boy Mandalore Gaming When He Forgets His Meds spittin facts
I didn’t listen and I let him seduce me into the $100 pre-order. I really am a slutty little Bethesda drone… Surely, I won’t repeat this mistake in a few years time.
Todd Howard is the modern Peter Molyneux.
There is theory that every gab in a culture is filled as fast as possible and I think it’s true.
15 seconds in and he hits us with the race graph
sseth? …*why* did you pay nearly 100 dollars for this game?
The real twist is that Todd played the Persuasion Mini Game with you all along.
This told me everything I need to know about starfield
You have an ifunny
Good thing Im not a game reviewer so that I dont need to buy this piece of shit
How did this video get age restricted but the Breeders of Nephelym video didn’t wait what?
You know, i previously though that Sseth wouldn’t work reviewing modern AAA garbage. I know eagerly wait for the next one
The story of Starfield is even more dumb when you actually play it. The bad guys? yeah they don’t do shit if you ignore them. The big scary creatures that follow humanity around – man made. The only part I loved about Starfield was the gun-play and combat, and even that falls short with only 53 weapons… Fallout 4 and NV have around 200 each
Omg, Sseth is white!
Why did you fill a black man’s space ship with watermelons?
Starslop
Yooooo Quasimorph
This was really good thank you
This is the best youtubes
No SSETH discount for StarField?
*chirp*
i’m at the point where i can no longer laugh at people that buy Bethesda game then complain how dog shit the assets is and lack of gameplay plus the buggy mess that comes with it, but buys the next new release Bethesda game then complain again, this is why Todd is Right is “Everything just works” he got your money and your complains means nothing he got the money and it worked good going Todd.
Bro as a Jew, I died of them Jew jokes 💀
the funny thing it the game dosent even use Ray tracing it just runs like shit
Its funny how Outer Worlds really did end up as the Starfield killer… Years later once starfield released.
Imma buy Outer wirlds 2 instead.
I dare say this is your best work so far.
Starfield is actually an amazing game, it’s a game that’s SO boring and lack luster it made me reinstall new vegas for the 50th time. so clearly it’s the most perfect thing ever
This is one of the better Seth videos. Really funny shit.
Why something as simple as crafting ammo needs a paid DLC
I paid like $10 for game pass, finished the game in less than a month, and happily decided to never go back to it
“replacing batteries… higher abstraction” 🤣🤣🤣 my sides
Beard not dyed red and has moustache. Fake Bangladeshi. 3/10
Bethesda is genuinely so dogshit at making RPGs that you can’t even fucking role play in them properly. And they continue to be the top dog in them regardless because Redditors don’t think about what makes a game good or enjoyable
comrade daddy pilkler sseth bringing the true a game where yetting the board of directors ain’t an option is how we learn to stop worrying and love the bomb
thanks dr ssethlove
0:16 truly the superior race in elder scrolls!!
I need that meme at 0:14. Where do I get it? Any sources?
glad you don’t live in a cubicle anymore, get that bread
Man the promoted ads mid video make even a seth video feel hollow and soulless. Whyd u sellout bro
0:18 Argentineans mentioned 💙🤍💙
I liked it tho 🙁
What’s that game thay was displayed at the end?
Didn’t realise Starfield was already 20 years old for Sseth to review it
I can’t watch the vid because of my adblock. RIP
Son, all you had to do was stop taking ritalin, and get good at the game.
he didnt rate it lol
Mods are the answer to everything.
That 40k open for your add got me going. Forget the review, displate needs to do that.
I’m only gonna buy this game in 3 years once the modding community has fully established itself.
Starfield sucks so much ass man.
we get it you have no originality and just wanna jump on the hate bandwagon while offer no reasonable critique, like the low effort bitch you are
0:58 Baldur’s gate has a 3 hour unskippable sex scene, starfield has a 12 hour one.
Which of these games is truly better?
Anyone know what the Pixel art game is near the end?
I’m a sucker for good pixel art.
Did you know that tODd nover was at school chess club. Somebody tried to check it by finding his school photo, and guess what, lies as always.
Wait 2 vid in less than a 4 months ? Wtf is happening
“It just works” -funny guy in leather jacket
Ffs, the smoke alarm beep instinctively made me look at the passageway and get annoyed that the battery was dying already XD
Find a starfield related video, community post, whatever, and say something along the lines of “I’m sick of people pretending starfield is good”. Keep track of the amount of beta tester NPC responses you get.
Age restricted under a hour, neat
I had a great time with Starfield, it sucks that a lot of folks on the internet didn’t! Great video
No way you paid for the game. Tell me its not true, tell me that you used the jack sparrow coupon!
“the only career choices are space pirate, space pirate with a voice filter, and religious extremist”
It’s nice to see a follow-up to the Starsector review.
Bangladeshi man doesnt have blue eyes🥺
what was that at the end there, some pixel underrail looking game?
The fact that this game costs 200 million to make is hilarious to me
7:52 “as it requires higher abstraction to deduce the ubiquitous chirp in your hallway is in some way quantum-connected to the set of duracell batteries you hold in your hand”
Thank you sseth, that’s gotta be one of your best bit
Twelve minutes of catharsis that would have made an ancient Greek dramaturge expel fluids out of every hole.
Thank you, Sseth.
My favorite steam reviews are the Positive ‘Modders will fix it’ kind that don’t see how utterly stupid that logic is. It’s not a positive that after you pay shit ton of money to a company you have to trust unpaid fans to fix the mess… Overall modding shouldn’t fix anything it should only add to what is already there.
Thank you contractual obligations for enabling this video.
My favorite mission was collecting frog posters.
those blue eyes making me do unthinkable things.
Hey hey people, does anybody know what song is playing when Sseth first showed his displate on the wall? 2:11
Update: Its Warhammer 40,000 Mechanicus Children of the Omnissiah, courtesy of @alexandrejose8362
Fuck you for that smoke detector sound, I hate that shit lol
laughed harder than I have in a while just to leave depressed
2:08 by the Emperor this almost made me wet my pants from laughter….
This is it, this is the first Starfield gameplay I’ve ever seen.
SsethTzeentach can’t afford a good mic but can afford Starslop™400$ Tood Butthole special edition. He must be a space pirate.
This madlad played the game with only 20 fps, seth is way beyond our comprehension 😂
All the talent at Bethesda left a long time ago, their games keep getting worse and worse.
I’m much more interested in the game you showcased at the end, not gonna lie.
2:33 LMAO this legend has a signed photo of Greg Sestero from “The Room”, the guy who played Tommy Wiseau’s best friend Mark!
„Sixteen times the slop”
~Todd
The omnissiah approves and todd
I gave up on this game halfway through this quest that had a planet with a cloning factory which cloned a random assortment of historical figures. Genghis Khan, FDR, some Egyptian Princess, H.H. Holmes disguised as Wyatt Earp (for some reason). It was the dumbest quest chain I ever played in a Bethesda game (which is saying something).
love from Bangladesh Homie ♥♥♥
SEE!
NORDS IN SPACE!
SPACE
space
can you please stellaris
Therapist: Hasan Howard is not real, he can’t hurt you
Hasan Howard: 1:50
Lol, that part about dads being the core demographic reminding me of this guy from my highschool programming class who was like the captain of my hs wrestling team talking about how he took a week off school to binge skyrim…
Dude’s an it manager over at some firm somewhere nowadays, probably a young dad… Who probably played starfield… Lol
Random tangent: man, a bunch of us wanted to be game devs in my HS, but the only ones who ended up doing so, only did so on the marketing side, or in the case of one, moved his freshman year and did all that stuff at some other highschool into college, lol… I ended up working at a bank..
Actually, Starfield Mods is a thing I really have high hopes for. Much like Skyrim mods.
Oh esht, I thought ashtar sheran memes died in late 00s
NGL that chirp triggered me.
But can you climb all the way up that mountain?
Today we got new seth opium, rejoice
No idea why people still pay money for Bethesda games, the last time I’ve spent money on their games was Fallout 3 and I’ve been pirating anything else they come out with ever since. Bethesda is a dogshit studio that makes dogshit game, they haven’t made a good game since Morrowind, and even Morrowind was mostly good due to how innovative it was.
Bethesda outsourcing all of their QA and development to their fans and us loving it is honestly a big brain move. Bravo again Todd.
5:52 Attempted intimacy with a drywall.
I don’t know what counts as success, but I believe I failed.
Surprisingly better dialogue options, though.
I smell like paper and gypsum plaster. Send help.
Was that khemmis? It looked like fucking khemmis.
This is perhaps the angriest I’ve heard SSeth
Titanfall 2 video when? It’s been years Sseth
ps5 no games
100% right
Congrtas on your 360 Youtube deal
At this point I think you are only doing this for the money
I remember when I played Skyrim for the first time. Decided to do an Imperial run then Stormcloaks later. Got to a Stormcloak camp just to the east of Whiterun where they could recruit you. Murdered them all. One mother fucker kept getting back up. Downloaded a mod that turned that shit off. Then one that turned off the regenerating health. Then… one that finished the storyline. Last Bethesda game I ever purchased.
That mid 30s father line hit hard. I’m still working on the RE4 remake.
I have no idea how much of it is an act, and how much of Seth’s best work comes from growing unhinged under contractual obligations.
Seth video is good day.
Now waiting for you to try out Escape from Tarkov lmao
“”The flesh knows it suffers even when the mind has forgotten.” -Morte
cool it with the esoteric racism
12:36 you onto Quasimorph big man? Gotta say, it did tickle my interest when the demo got released but people have really mixed opinions about it.
They literally use dialogue from Skyrim
What is the game at 12:34? Looks more interesting than starfield
Finally a good Starfield review
it is what it is
I commented on a video before the release of the game about how much of a mess day 1 was sure to and some living, breathing, presumably thinking individual replied something along the lines of “it’s going to be great but _sony ponies_ will boycott it”. I haven’t managed to get that phrase out of my head, fucking _sony ponies_
for the sake what little faith I have left on the average internet user I will be assuming this person to be 12
I’m glad i’m able to find joy in life again even if it’s for 15 minutes
There’s a mistake in the video. Sony players are the ones who don’t know how to change the battery of their smoke alarm. Xbox players know how to do it because their controller uses batteries.
“What the Austrian painter started, Todd will finish” … GEM!
This game will be on sale for 20 bucks in 2024
Todd bless us for making this Sseth video possible, for it is one of the best things about the game and truly one of the reviews of all time.
Playing New Vegas while hearing you complain about Starfield was a bizarre experience, I’ll tell you that.
There is a parallel universe where sseth is actually Bobby Kotick, a crafty executive which leaves nothing to incompetence, and does everything out of malice
games for dad 10/10
Both Cyberpunk 2.0+PL and BG3 shit on Starfield so hard it’s not even funny.
i may be biased by my hatred of bethesda’s games, but god damn, are the npcs in Midfield ugly and forgettable.
You know Starslop has no depth when this is Seth’s shortest vid.
Great review! 🎉
It just works
Everytime Bethesda spit out games sh*t always stinks. Even with fund of Xbox you see their products always need massive help modders to fix their stupid crap.
Idk I thought it was fun. I get some of the criticisms, but the rest just tell me that gamers will literally foam at the mouth and seethe at every game that gets released now because they can’t feel the same way they did about games when they were much younger.
AAAAAAnd its age restricted…
uses a warhammer reference for his displate ad when displate does’nt have warhammer posters :,(
This is why i love Elite Dangerous, and Star Citizen. No loading screens.
But in the future there are no white men.
lol just pirate aaa games
Yesss
I’m surprised he didn’t mention essential enemies. That’s right, the final bosses of this game can be fought and defeated before the final fight at which point they’ll go into a downed animation and you can do nothing except leave and wait for the time the game allows you to kill them.
I hate this game so much. I can’t believe I’m still playing it every day. Please send help.
The red guard
Can’t wait for Elder Scrolls 6! I bet it’s gonna be well worth the wait!
your previous review of that breeding game was good. i never knew i was into futa that much
Awesome stuff
The intro to the fucking Displate ad was top shelf. The only ad on YouTube I hit rewind for
Why the fuck did they make the food models look so crisp why didn’t they make facial animations
No Patron-outro? They are usually so good.
No man sky Bethesda edition
play x4
dat sigh tho 4:29
The “argentinians” pronunciation killed me ☠️
I love you sseth
Whats that game near the end of the video?
God I love this game.
I don’t think the next Elder Scrolls is going to be very good
I did it in a very professional manner this time: Waited for release, paid the 70 EUR, played 2 hours, identified a fraction of the problems listed here (mostly docking and undocking annoyed me) and refunded just in time. See you again in a few years when the Anniversary edition is being sold for 20 EUR.
I really liked starfield
It’s worse. Starfield isn’t Skyrim. It’s Fallout 76.
7:56 I literally got up and was looking for batteries because of that
truly a game of all time
SETH LIVES *STOMP STOMP* SSETH LIVES!!
QUASIMORPH TEASER
What is the game at almost the end of the video?
“It’s all bait” is such a cop out. Why did I even watch this video? Dislike.
Ahh it’s about time
Let’s say that, hypothetically, your potentialy unfiltered dogshit oppinion, hypothetically matches my, unfiltered dogshit oppinion.
In Todd we distrust.
I’m just waiting for the mod tools to come out so i can make the game 69% more enjoyable
age restricted
Did this guy include a picture of frying chicken while doing a bit on chirping smoke detectors? You beautiful racist bastard.
Can you play tales of the immortals because I have no fucking clue what to do and well you’ve don’t cultivation games before. Also I heard all ncps are dicks.
The part at 3:39 where he gaslights his companion over and over is what Tod is doing to us.
I can’t believe they don’t have an option to skip animations. Even Death Stranding has an option to skip each of the 3 or 4 loading sequences when Sam takes a shower, and the next 2 or 3 when he wants to go back outside.
That smoke alarm joke.
Lol
Redguards on notice.
12:34
I NEED to know what game this is. It activates my neurons.
Todd’s persuasion level is waaaay higher than yours for making you pay 100 bucks for this
‘What an austrian-born*, German painter started, Todd will finish.’, Sir.
Starfield but the field is empty.
What’s the game on 12:34?
what was the game shown at 12:34?
Oh “Seth seen tak”, I always thought it was “suh seth teen tac”. Most of the alphabet is silent, that’ss Eunglish four tyou…
you know a game is bad when sseth doesnt call it “the best game ever made” at the end
omg he made it
Bangladeash Let’s Goooooo!
starfield competes with garfield game
cause its the most bethesda game ever made
you think breaking bad makes pure product
bethesda is one step ahead and purer jank then ever before
Unhinged as always. Good stuff
finaly you made review.
0:45 OMG is that a pyrocynical reference ?
Starfield is a perfect example of “We have No Man’s Sky and Star Citizen at home”
0:18 hijo de puta siempre nosotros, jajaja
I have a freind trying to defend this game by saying “Well you wouldn’t like it if you dont like Bethesda games” cause goddamn I didn’t know Bethesda games were primarily about 15 year old systems, broken games doomed to be fixed by mods, and a plot that means nothing because its a infinite timeloop where nothing matters, and easily abused systems to instantly ruin any idea of actually intresting gameplay
Truly. Todds magnum opiss.
For some odd reason I wasn’t subscribed to this amazingly educational channel.
I have fixed that now and will be awaiting the next illuminating video from my favorite warlord.
4:39 Outstanding move
You’ve been making the same race jokes for, what? Six years?
I love this game as a dad but I also hate this hate this game ..I agree 100 percent they said the modders will fix it lol this is a empty huskkkkkkkk nothing in it but bad game design.
“Ask not what Todd Howard can do for you, ask what you can do for Todd Howard”- Sseth F tzachennedy
i think that it may be the best seth video so far. Just saying.
The game’s not that bad, it is however full of a moltitude of small annoyances which makes me think they let indian men playtest the game.
just stop buying this shit you morons…
Todd does it again, to no one with an IQ above 85 points’ surprise.
Also, you teased once Warlords Battlecry II/III. What’s up with that?
Oh my god I always wanted Seth to call me a sister, this is a dream come through
We are so fucking back
I just found out my what my ethnicity is called, Chindonesian was the right fit because i cant speak chinese and dont look Indonesian. Thankyou Seth
Bless you for that mechanicus reference. The OS still moves me to this day
Yakub in thumbnail? I click.
Nice choice picking frank frazetta art for your displate poster =)
yeah it’s not very good
White hands? WTF
The deceiver prevails yet again…
Bethesda has this weird fixation on forcing you to sit through ling and boring shit and thinking it’s actually interesting
having essential NPCs in a game where you can reset the universe seems like a huge oversight
“It just works!”
Fallout 4 (new paint)
Easy clap.
🎩
🐍 no step on Snek!🇭🇰🇺🇸
can’t believe youtube did not give me a notification for your upload, guess youtube has enough of your shenenigans
Sealant sucks. All my homies hate sealant.
Its funny how the best Bethesda RPG wasnt made by Bethesda and that game costs ten times less
I decided to put this game down for the time being after I finished the Crimson Fleet questline.
Maybe I’ll pick it back up when I can find the energy to sit through the rest of the game but for now I think I’ll just do another run of a better game like New Vegas or Baldur’s Gate 3
Sseth what’s your IFunny account
Full marks for Mechanicus OST
Omg… Long time. 😂…. I feel less inclined to play this game 😂
I will have you know I got my refund.
Probably only because the game shit itself when the pirates showed up in the tutorial.
Ghobe’, tugh polonyuS
I didn’t expect starfield review , it’s a shame I wanna play it myself so I can’t watch this
Somehow Sseth has managed to summarize both the entire game and the entire game’s subreddit
7:52 go off
SSeth where is the review for Baldur’s Gate 3 ?
Shooting dice on Ballsacks Gate
Played for two hours on GamePass.
Got bored.
Went back to Baldurs Gate 3.
Game at the end was Quasimorph, if anyone’s wondering.
playing skyrim;space adventure after playing bg3 feels like going back 10 years in time.
Yakub in the thumbnail
Woke level: M E L A N I N %
very confusing
It’s Christmastime everryone!! Sssseth posted the Starfield vid!! Eatin good in da neighborhood!!
Frank Frazetta appreciator detected; opinion respected.
0:19 That meme is old, the shirt should have 3 stars in it
Finally good content
Game truly sucked balls 🤝
It is actually not Skyrim in Space.
I was gonna give my 2 cents about Starfield being an okay game from a prestige company makes it a shitty game, but I just wanna say, Sseth you genuinely do sound happier and more comfortable compared to past videos. I’m happy for you, dude, I wish you the best
Sseth Sseth Sseth. Star Sector is the one space game to rule them all and I know even you can’t argue with it.
God damn YouTube unsubbed me from this channel. I wondered why I never got any alerts of new content.
7:55 i admit my soul left my body for a second, fire alarm noises might be crossing a line.
What’s the point in boring bland do gooder companions ?I just quit, theres no point, i want morally grey companions, i need to reign in sometimes, or help me do bad stuff ..i want choice, shity game worst rpg ever
Lord Todd always delivers
who’s laughing now?
>in the future, white boys
Let me stop you right there. Whites won’t exist in the future.
wait the graphics are actually this shite? lmao
Displate doesn’t ship Türkiye make them fckng ship it thx
I’m utterly disappointed. Dude, where is your pr0n?
I dont get how they could spend 8 years on this and it be this bad its so boring in every way exploration, combat, space combat, perks their all bland and theirs better games for all of it….heres hoping modders can make stuff thats actually fun
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched
Is it the first time Seth showing his hands without gloves?
the sister displate goes way too hard
My autism has made me immune to Todd’s propaganda , thankfully.
“What the Austrian painter started, Todd Howard… will finish”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I never knew you were not allowed to walk too far away from your ship. What a dogshit game
ill probably play this only if i get it for free… other then that i wont touch this… and i already did a great decision with diablo 4 that garbage game.
Based Frank Frazetta enjoyer
_”Skyrim re-releases…? 76…? What the hell is a ‘Starfield’…? It’s 1996, why did you ask…?”_
_”Weird. Well, while I’m here, want to check out my new game? It’s called ‘Daggerfall’. I was never much of a fan of these CRPGs, but boy I can’t stop playing this. Man, that Bethesda Softworks company, am I right? They never disappoint.”_
The chosen one have bless us all today we are not worthy
That smoke alarm joke was subtle.
What was the game featured right at the end of the video? (12:35)
The vid is still warm ☺️
so fallout in space kk
Goddamn, Starfield is so boring, even Sseth can’t make me sit through even a half of a video about it.
Tzeen-tach?
0:18 as an argie with a sicilian grandfather and German grandmother i only can say… thank you I guess?
“Game of the year” Bwahahaha, sure gaming journalists…. Would be alright 10 years ago.
Absolutely amazing! I’m so glad you are still alive.
I am so happy that I didn’t give them (or blizzy) money.
Mirrors are not a new invention. When you give them money, they are not the problem. You are.
Jesus, I knew to avoid the game, but holy smokes, I DEFINITELY won’t even waste time on a discounted version. 😂
As an Argentinian, I am glad to see my species represented in media with accuracy. It’s so important that the clear , visible differences between people have a place to be made visible, so as to promote diversity!
I’ve noticed that too that modern Bethesda enjoyers usually cant afford the time to play another game
please do a bald nerd gate 3 video seth my boy.
Salty Army is legion. BLAMMMMMOOOO
This game is so scuffed that you play it to have a laugh. FFS.
A review on a game that isnt over 20 years old?.
And its a review that says alot of truths about how very mid Bethesda is?
Sseth has done it again.
For Tzeentch’s sake, Sseth. Please. I beg you. Review a Warhammer game. I want to see your thoughts (and jokes) on the topic.
Good thing Squadron 42 is on the horizon so we can all forget this game ever was created. I HELD THE LINE.
Now that you said it’s a game for dads who don’t play games… the glowing reviews make sense
youtube not giving notifications for your uploads…
Frank Frezetta appreciation.
A man of culture.
Go play Starsector, its better.
Love the videos I’m always happy to see you’ve uploaded
This is the last video i’ll watch on youtube, it claims (until adblockers adjust lol) so i’ll enjoy this to the fullest
We’re eating good today, Starsisters.
Not the mandingo gadsden 😂
Damn, Sseth really do be making vids on games that came out on the same year his vid does.
Something *is* definitely up and I’m not sure what the Merchant’s Guild is up to…
sseth❤
as an actual (non-practicing) Jew, when I found Abe Levitz, I was first happy, then mad, then sad, then confused, then elated, then finally settled on bored when I realized he’s just my gay cousin anyway.
Starfields pretty aight. Took a break to put 100 hours into Morrowind though. Vastly superior BGS
nice
your vids are always a treat
Never heard sseth with so much pain in his voice
Can’t wait for your armored core video
What’s the game in the ‘more content to come’ section?
This game has got to be the GOTY ever – Todd Howard
Even if you tell me- for legality reasons – it might be all a lie, hearing your voice for so long lets me know how agitated you sound in this one, or my meds hasn’t kicked in yet.
As soon as i heard there’s gonna be 1000 planets in this game, i instantly knew 99% of those 1000 planets are gonna be boring as fuck.
White boys being able to jump ruined my immersion.
I am happy for buying it on Steam, no hustle refunds are really cool 😀
My system for buying into Bethesda games is so simple even you could do it. Just ask yourself these two questions:
1) Did Bethesda make it on the Creation Engine?
2) If yes, does it have Khajiits?
If the answer to the second question is no, I don’t play the Bethesda game.
not even a hour after it was uploaded and about 85 k views prove our warlord is great
after diablo 4, i will not give in to the hype again.
Beautiful, and at the end we laughed, what a joyous day, thank you my good dude. Needed this more than you know.
I will offer 17 Swedish krona and 3 children trained in the art of blood diamond mining in exchange for that signed photo of Greg Sestero.
Still not playing the game, Todd.
How much google play store cards did those pajeet gave you for you to redeem their beloved starfield, sseth?
Sons of Yakub, assemble
this game that made me realize that skyrim was the exception
I really enjoy using the ship builder, it’s by far the most satifying of the mechanics in this game. Unfortunatley there are barely any plot relevent space battles to make using it feel rewarding. Even the plotline that has you take a space combat test then just becomes about hunting down alien monsters, the only half decent battle comes at the end of the pirate story.
Sseth clearly did not put in the 100 hours it takes to truly appreciate this game.
Armored Core 6 is a lot better than this trash.
Whats the game at 12:34?
Space Engineers still the best space game out there, fill that shit with mods and have fun, altough you need to enjoy the manual grind to enjoey SE
3:11 that’s first time i heard how it should be read xd
Adheseve…
No starch?
I started to romance Sarah friendzoned her, got that child to make her a single mother and left her behind in a dying universe i did nothing to fix beyond, bring back big dead animal
Todd is the PC and the gaming community is Sarah.
5:23 don’t attack me like this
Hzhshavvzucucekkdjx. Hahavsbsnsjxjcjjcjdndbdddnjsgay
5:35 they romanced a potted plant?
I can’t believe you actually played this game.
I can’t believe that *anyone* actually played this game.
You people are why video games are bad, why do you buy into this crap?
Im from bangladesh and im always overwhelming when sseth mentions bangladesh
Glad I never got hyped at all for Starfield. With Skyrim and Fallout 4, you could see where Bethesda was, and still is, intending to go.
I have decided that Morrowind was a fluke.
Love the content but you get the like just for a non cringe add read. One of the few I can actually sit through. Many thanks to the merchants guild!
“Multiverse theory is appealing to fans of Rick & Morty because it implies the existence of a dimension where they haven’t been molested”
I’m dead lmao
Daaaamn, I can’t breathe… I shouldn’t train ABS before the next upload
Finally a new video, got tired of watching old videos on repeat.
I dont know guys, it seems he might’ve liked it 😀
I crave the strenth and certainty of a stable frame rate… been having issues with satiating my needs this year, and am afraid I’m getting anemic
Thank you Sseth for mentioning the pig video, I have now confirmed that I have less emotion than what I thought I had.
Keyed review as always. Your shekels have been donated
This… is a masterpiece, I can’t wait to watch this again tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, and the day after that.
Sseth is the only game journalist I trust.
Is that yaqub in the thumbnail?
Damn! Sseth mentioned Argentina! Now I can die in peace.
How the fuck is this dogshit company still given the time of day
Sseth never fail to fill my back full of delicious content
dude show his displate collection and its frank frazetta. you cant lie that sseth has a good taste
Soyfield
Hey big guy, can I get that baldurs gate 3 made me cum image please?
I know how to change my smoke alarm, I just like the jolt that chirp gives me every night. It keeps me alert.
GOTT IST GUT
Remember same engine same problem.
Me: “Laughing and enjoying the fire burn brighter.”
Should have pirated it
did pyro wrote the script this time?
ayo new sseth video fuck yeah
Where can I get that Egyptian masterpiece poster
Based as always. Love you Sseth
The ‘ps5 has no games’ joke doesn’t even hold water anymore.
The ps5 has Spider-man 2 and GoW ragnarok when the xbox series has starfield
Thank you for telling us about Displate, I’m gonna hang a poster with reddit posts of people saying Starfield is the best game of their lives on my wall, both to laugh at it and to remind myself we fucked up.
I have 2 questions:
1 is the quasimoprh game you shoved at the end actually good
2 where is the BG3 review? We know you played it
you know seth has been woken up by the sound of displates falling at 3 am
What’s the game at the end? Looks infinitely more interesting than Starslop
Oh no, another Bethesda game that depends on the modder community to fix it, what a surprise.
For adhesive you have to plant some mutfruit, tato and corn and cook them witch clean water.
This was brought to you by the no ssri gang
Im sold
Starfield is the most peaceful scifi setting I’ve ever seen. There is no conflict between any of the factions and if the bad guy isnt stopped from his evil plan he literally just leaves the universe. Its actually impressive how boring of a story the writing team was able to craft
starfield more like star patch
sseth how are you always this funny, and more importantly SEXY?
I think this is the angriest I’ve ever heard Sseth in a review.
That’s impressive
This game is a massive piece of crap
This games stinks
you have to review ark once. Its such a goofy game and would fit perfectly
2:41 what is that one? Couldnt manage to google it :/
To be fair, BG 3 has it’s funny moments too, such as when we rob vendors blind with incredible odds of pickpocketing only to get caught by a random citizen in Baldur’s gate, because we stole a half eaten apple on the way out the door, and then talk our way out of it, ” Oh, I didn’t know I couldn’t do that!” and guard goes, “yeah oK, move along!”
There are 2 things i need to say: the game is really good (not perfect) but it isn’t for everybody. Lots of people have said “I played it for 12 hours before I fell in love with the game”, i think thats because people went into the game with the wrong expectation, imagine going into a game and just letting it wash over you rather than demanding what it should be.
Thank you for calling out the starfield fanatics posting like the most mundane findings in starfield are some sort of religious revelation or sth
whats that game at 12:34? looks fun
people that starfield is a good rpg I DARE YOU TO GO PLAY FALLOUT NEW VEGAS EXPERIENCE THE BEST RPG OPEN WORLD EVER MADE
Breeders > Starfield
Any fellow Bangladeshi men here? ^_^
Best displate add i have seen
i Torrented this Game and So should you
BEST GAME EVER
So much 4chan lingo, I feel right at home
My day just fot better
hot damn theres a lot of the old spicy sseth in this one. I love it
It hasn’t even been 40 minutes and this vid already has 10 thousand likes with ~70k views, lmao
“As always, more content to come: because I am legally obligated.”
Man, happy to see you doing well, deranged African warlord
Omg, the Paradiso quest bothered the shit out of me for the same reason. But the whole game is just so on rails that it’s insane. Why even have an “comically-evil” faction for you to join, if you can’t be comically evil?
Sseth absolutely shreds this game
Gpt 😂or not..
maybe I’m brain rotted but you sound like you’ve been watching pyrocynical videos
Genuinely you’re one of the few Youtubers I listen to ads from. Might look into displate now I know it’s not just generic screensaver backgrounds or company logos
Thanks for thinking of the children of Yakub mad scientist of Patmos while making this video
Heya! Know another cool space game? Space Rangers 2.
Sseth’s sympathetic disillusion with AAA gaming has finally manifested itself into a full-fledged video. Unlocking an infinite source of potential future content in the process.
Was not expecting this.
bro where the fuck did you get the chart at 00:14? I need that
In all honesty people liked it in the beginning but once they started realizing how absolutely mediocre it is the reviews started going down
obese arm reveal
sseth is back again yoo
As a white boy, i truly enjoyed jumping for the first time
All npc’s in this game look like reddit moderators, so i’ll pass until we get normal looking White people mod
The more I play it the more I regret it. Even wondering if the modding community can fix this soulless game.
Good to see sseth revising his fallout 4 review
Bangladesh mentioned
What is the game at 12:37?
This is the best shilling for No Man’s Sky i ever seen.
It’s wholesome for sseth to include his white slave in his ads. So progressive
You and Senza are YouTube treasures that must be protected at all costs!!!
My man woke up and chose violence
kino video as always, making me happy before i wage slave for 14 hours
Nice
This is a YouTube video, thank you
Sseth you need to get off of ifunny aren’t you schizophrenic and based enough as it is?
cool
3:23 I do need that pusster, but, unfortunately for me, they don’t deliver in my 5th world country. But, we do have similar merchants.
You should play starsector again.
Spiciest sseth content in awhile… Im proud of him.
Starfield, more like Snorefield, amirite? Gottem!
You buy me simply playing Adeptus Mechanicus music
12:34 What is the name of the game?
Thank you so much for covering this game! Best channel on YouTube 😂
Todd just lives off making promises and lying at this point
they know people gonna fix their shit for free, its taken into account at the budgeting stage, im sure of it. But the game has such deep level problems that this time its not gonna work. Its dead, rip in piss.
When new channel?
I know that exact Live Leak video you’re talking about. They aren’t people, they’re demons that multiply like locusts.
This review had 16x the detail then any others on the tube
Looked more forward to Sseth’s review than the actual game itself, found it more entertaining as well.
Also, to say Starfield is Skyrim in space is an insult to Skyrim.
Amazing
omnissiah decrees my overlord
In the Multiverse, there exists an infinite number of universes in which anything you can imagine is present in at least one universe. Therefore there is a universe in which no other universes exist. Thanks again, Todd.
Chills every time I hear Children of The Omnissiah. And the review is nice too, Sseth.
I see we’re officially in the “phone it in” era of Sseth videos
Starfield? Nah more like SNOREfield!
i got this trash game only becuz it came with me grafic card
Mad respect for Seth for actually criticizing the game unlike Gmanlives
Finally, a good, coherent, unbiased review of this game
SSeth blink twice if you’re in danger. Snap your fingers if you’ve gotten too much Botox and can’t blink.
12:35 what game is that
A sponsor that actually has a neat product, da fuck? The merchants guild grows stronger by the day. Glorious.
The ‘REAL’ Scam Citizen
Bangladeshi man with A10 color number eyes 😂❤
broo you need to make a Diskplate or Hoody “In Todd we trust!” 😀
White boys jumping better than the caucasoids in Elex
The thumbnail alone killed me
Dude in bg 3 you can Play a mass murdering Succubus that get the D by a bear. If thats not game of the yeahr Material i dont know what is
You know something’s up when Sseth makes a video about a niché game no one has heard about.
If you leave Sarah at your base, the game immerses you in the world of a middle aged man with a wife that bitches about every decision you’ve ever made whenever you come home, while you stare longingly at your gun
I liked Starfield when I played it but thinking back on it makes me extremely bored and sick to my stomach for some reason… Buy Baldur’s Gay III instead people.
So I haven’t started the game yet. Looks fun, like, unironically (and some ironically)
whatever you do never look up the starfield senior UI dev
Todd’s lies paid off once again.
2:31 WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gold. And 100% true.
Poor modders – no matter how much you polish a turd, it’s always gonna be a turd.
I was just wondering when a new Sseth review would drop the other day. It’s like he’s a mind-reader, of complete strangers. Or maybe he has DRMed my mind in a way Google can only dream of. Controlling me to become one of his peon’s for his New World Order….
….Strange, þe game didn’t turn me into a ball sac inhabitant.
Starsloppy toppy, it is ugly to see but ow too pleasured
Holy shit underrated video I love the satirical comedy
It honestly scares me how easily Sseth is able to break into the current timeline and review our modern day games, I used to sleep well knowing he was stuck 20 years in the past.
The only opinion that matters about this game.
Thanks to Sseff (and the many members of the Merchant’s Guild) for this video.
Remember when these used to be funny?
People who hate starfield talk about it more than people who like starfield. 😂
The best part of Starfield coming out is that were finally going to statt getting news for Elder Scrolls 6
Man i wish i was half the chad Todd is, dude can spend the last 15 bullshiting , lying and exagerating the content of features and yet the internet loves the guy, truly a alpha male
Yeah. I played some of the game. I used an outpost builder to get infinite of the key resources (it’s on a planet with a 1:60 time dilation rate), I didn’t find it but using it lets you level up and get to the skills that are actually useful/necessary.
Shipbuilding is going to be the reason I go back to it; even though it’ll be an EM Auto turret loadout. I’ll make the inside decorative.
Starfilled
Most of Starfield was a game that seemed to have been roughly put together by giving some money to modders and receiving assets and programs.
yees god is back !
New sseth video lets goooooooooo
Didn’t even touch the main mission, did some side quests and stopped playing. I guess this game will be alright in 3-5 years when modders do their thing. Screw you Bethesda.
What game is that with the pancor jackhammer
Yeah, this game *is* for dads. Because it was in making since after f-ing Morrowind. And apparently I will die before TES 6 release.
But frankly, looking at this… *thing*, I don’t even want to buy it
hey Sseth, do you think Todd great idea of getting rid of maps is going to get integrated in other games ? Thanks for the video
That is so cool! Sseth is saying “slop” like all the cool kids on 4chan nowadays!
Starfield is shit and we all should demand tod’s removal.
It’s not a Bethesda game if it does not corrupt your save file!
Good to see that the Triads allowed Sseth to live.
I thought it would be BG3 u can never predict this man
I was sold on the don’t tread on me plate. this fits with my two men kissing pillow and man sucking on large toe shirt i regularly use to sleep in.
Man, Starfield makes everything just shown off at Star Citizen’s convention all the more promising. I guess it’ll be a good few years more until we get a real space game.
My personal opinion is the game is alright. But the performance issues kill it for me. Im sorry but if walking on a planet with more than 3 living things makes me drop to 15 frames and if a populated city is enough to crash the game then idk what to tell you.
Finally, Skyrim with guns AND in space!
Todd you beautiful bastard, you’ve done it again!
was kinda expecting Dolan to have top comment commending your use of slop
100 usd wow.
Hey its /tg/ the last 3 months
Can’t watch this at work right now but this is gonna get me through the whole day for sure.
Most quest NPC’s are essential, but not the last Jewish person in the universe. Odd.
Starslop is good, sure, but I prefer Barfield myself.
I don’t understand why people Buy Bethesda games. They don’t make good games and they never have. The only good games with their names on it are when they were a publisher, not a developer.
YESSS
12:34 what game is this?
A solid 12 minutes of sseth shitting on starfield. Love it
As of today, the PS5 has a grand total of 3 AAA games that are actually worth buying:
Baulder’s Gate 3 (duh)
Armored Core 6
Alan Wake 2
Armored Core 5 can can be played on a PS4, the latest XBox or on a PC, the others can be played on the latest XBox or a PC. Yeah, not buying a PS5.
IT BROKE NEW GROUND!
i appreciate the genuine yet subdued fury in sseths voice for the entirety of the video
What is that game at 12:33 ?
Nevermind, he reviewed the game
The human eye on average sees 60 frames a second. Extremely rarely, some people with exceptional biological hardware can see up to around 110/120 fps. Anything beyond that completely pointless. Not sure why anyone gets monitors above 140hz.
Sseth dropped a review of a game that came out a month ago? I am now worried about the timeline we’re heading out guys.
Amazing thumbnail
Thank you for feeding us little piggies our slop
Oh look! Another starfield video. Must watch.
Is this meant to actually be funny and make you laugh? I got so bored a couple of mins in I only have one question: why has this got 8k likes for something so boring and unfunny?
should have learnt to pirate bgs stuff by default
One of the bigger disappointments for me in 2023.
I heard it has 16x the detail, that’s all I really need in any game.
Wabba bubba dub dub, daddy
Really trying to be the next dunky. Ugh
One of the most Bethesda games to ever Bethesda
Pale white chubby hands. PUT ON THE GLVOES
This was probably the best introduction I’ve ever seen for Displate, seriously.
Sseth, why white man gloves? Are you becoming like Michael Jackson? Just stop, it didnt anything good for him.
FUCKING PRONOUNS!!
So glad the Mike Stoklasa, got slipped into the dementia rant. Now time for the osteoporosis dance!
Whats the name of the game at 12:34?
Sseth is love
Sseth is life
AAA game = 12 minute video
$6 steam game about breeding = 15 minute video
Bethesda in shambles rn
Better than Starshart. Can’t wait for the inevitable Elder Scrolls 6 review. In 10 years.
oh lawd
Excellent review Sseth
12:34 game name anyone?
Truly a broken man
Review with 16 times the detail? See that loading screen? You’ll always get it!
Bangladesh mentioned RAAHHHHH!!!!
Videos are getting shorter whyyyy
Starfield is trash.
His Alienware laptop has come a long way.
Anyone know what game is shown at 12:34?
This game was releasead as a 10$ demo on Game Pass. No wonder it’s so good.
Always a great day when Sseth shows up!!!!
All this time I had trouble pronouncing your channel name, now thanks to displate I know. Thanks Displate! 😁
YO Sseth its still october, it aint christma-.. oh
Imagine having smoke detectors.
They can’t beep if they don’t exist.
King is back lets goooo
Oh no hes back
I’m glad to see more and more negative critique of Starslob, always a joy watching your videos Sseth
finally a video that isnt reddit safe, just like back in the day
Sseth could not resist that UberAryan rizz Todd possess
Unexpected, but most welcomed video
Sseth is white? I can’t believe you’ve done this.
not this fucking shit again.
Like Zionist eat up whatever sh!t Israel feed them about the nature of their nation; Bethesda fan are similar in nature.
Why do people even buy these games anymore lmao
i actually got my refund :-}
what is the game in 12:34 ???
Displate is about to make bank.
I watched Joseph Anderson play the game, and the best part was a chef called Mikey
This made my day.
Baldurs Gate video when?
The only good thing about Starfield is making an adaptive frame farm on bessel3 at the very start of the game and using an auto hotkey script to spam craft to level 350, forcing Sarah to watch you alternate between sleeping non stop for two weeks and spam crafting 6 million lbs of useless junk. By the time I was done over 10 years had passed, meanwhile Sarah was still inquiring when we would start the second main story quest.
Hi kevin im your number one fan
@SsethTzeentach your my favourite piece of existence
Wait, the ceiling birds can detect fires?
When i most needed him he appared, god bless you and your autism Sseth you are truly a one of a kind
“Skyrim in space.”
So everyone defaults to stealth gunner.
Smoke detectors, a foreign concept to some people
Man, at this point it feels illegal to actually enjoy this game.
You really threw Mike Stoklasa in there with the elderly, right where he belongs.
yes yes yesssss
Starfield is a sandbox with no sand. The sand will be added by the modders.
sseth played a game that isnt from 3000 bc something is wrong
0:14 seconds in and i’m already laughing my ass off
I cant believe the name of my nationality is immortalized in a Seth video. Especially during a critical moment in our polits.
what’s the image of the woman, jaguar and three wolves featured during the shill?
What I got from this video? I need to finally switch batteries for my smoke detector…
I like that Mike Stoklasa, was a sample picture for dementia
In Todd we trust
New Vegas when
I got to level 25 and I refuse to pick this POS up again, literally nothing memorable at all, it’s just bad.
*chirp*
Based
I was not expecting Seeth to do a mainstream game, especially one that just released, but I’m not complaining.
Good god, this game is fucking awful, even for Bethesda.
the only loading screen i will ever enjoy seeing: sseth’s “hey, hey people…” video intros…
Im liking it. i get piss wasted off gas station beer, then i do a space skyrim
Ill play the game when they mod out all the women and minorities
lmfao as a Chinese I approve the half pig half dog picture
I think I’ll play this game when the modders have finished fixing the final version
Never buying a betheshit game after 76
so. sseth lore channels, what were those caucasian phenotype hands in the add?
they dont’ seem to be affiliated with the sponsor, so who did sseth bribe to film this sement?
Play and review town of salem 2 (on steam) ranked. Ranked is like the other modes, except with a long queue time and more sophisticated trolls.
How nice of them to release a Fallout mod in 2023.
2:04 TF2 review when?
I do hope that sseth reviews baldur’s gate 3 eventually. I wish to see what man made horrors he will create, and what partner he will choose for the aforementioned 3 hour long unskippable gay sex secne. My money’s on the empeorer
Were you using flesh posters before this sponsor? Don’t answer that
Not a fan of this current Ironic Shill Arc
Better content than the game itself
Fun review as always. I’m one of those 30-something dads in the target demographic … except I am even more upset about this game because of how much I feel it wasted that precious time.
wtf is happening? A review of a game that’s not at least 20 years old?
Hey it just works I’m not kidding 😂
Starting off strong with the “sons of yakub” lololol
Let’s be honest, at least starfield offers you a chance to romance someone beside that one after battle party during act 1 (Baldurs gate 3 I’m looking at you)
Max out persuasion to make a Gaslight game 😂
You know I wanted to do a melee build as I haven’t in a Bethesda game in a long long time. Started in starfield and my God the melee is clunky and awful; like really really bad. How can new vegas have a better system.
Honestly anyone stupid enough to waste money on Toad Howard is truly moronic to a level beyond what should be possible
“What the austrian painter started Todd will finish”
MY FUCKING SIDES
“They see a crater, they Soypog and then they leave” of all the things Seth has stated, this has to be the fucking best.
English subtitle pls
I enjoy shitting on starfield as much as the next person. It really does suck. The essential NPC crisism is beautifully encapsulated my hate for it
… the problem isn’t that the game is bad. Its that I expected more, and i knew deep down, they could never reach by bare bones expectations
Honorary aryan here to say that i am happy we finally got represented in a game (i’m never playing this game unless modders wipe it clean and remake the game)
Jokes on you. I got the $100 edition early access and refunded it after Like 8 hours just before release.
2:54 the slight anger in his voice Is so damn funny
I fucking love your videos man, can’t wait to watch this one!!!! <3
we get it, you browse /v/
Glad to see Sseth reviewing these small indie games
Honestly, Who killed Captain Alex is genuine movie that’s why its so enjoyable.
Not enough Lisp Looneys already on yt
Hey guys should should I cook for dinner?
Blessed be the Omnissiah who absolves us off the weakness of the flesh
My favourite Sephardic content creator has blessed me once again.
sseth playing both sides of the aisle here on this scathing moving infographic. pragmatic
Starfield is to role-playing, what dementia is to the elderly. 😂
12:35 game?
clutch timing, shit game, love the video
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Welcome! Please receive your here-before-one-hour ticket 🫴 🎫 . Otherwise, I will have to ask you to leave. 🫵
What Sseth isn’t reviewing a 20 year old game?
i love that the meme of the human eye can only see 24 frames a second is still alive and well but sad to think people still thinks it’s true.
ahh yes released right in the crux of my stimulant induced psychosis jelqing session
My new past time is watching videos about why starfield is bad
3:22 can somebody uhhhhhhh tell me the names of these fine works of art? For research, of course.
Having a button for “Auto-persuade” tells you all you need to know about this masterpiece.
Why bother with talking to women when the game can just do it for you?
Thank you Todd, very cool.
One must imagine ssethypuss happy
Cyperpunk when!?
Hopefully the ps6 will have no games that I can play too
Pirated, played for one hour, cursed having wasted an hour with a piece of trash, uninstalled.
I thought there won’t be more gross and disgusting game than Breeding Simulator, but Sseth found one
What is a game at 12:33?
Stay slaying, Star Sisters. 💅 ⭐ ✨
I’d like to play the game, but Todd keeps on telling me to build a better PC. 😭
I’m not sure he actually played parts of the game. You can track materials needed to make anything you need. It isn’t a good system, but there is one.
What’s the game at 12:34
Todd is the best videogame merchant we have.
Imagine selling the same junk for 15 years and have people not only fall for it but also convince THEMSELVES (for free) that it actually is not junk and that they enjoy it. Truly a man of immense skill, our Todd.
Star-Sisters make me laugh
Tod Howard’s daughter looks like Caroline Konstnar
HES WHITE!
Whats with Bangladesh XD? What did we ever do to you
I have had more fun in the last 10 mins than I have in 50 hours of that game.
The greatest screensaver simulator ever made
Starfield is so revolutionary because it makes games that are 15 years old look revolutionary in comparison
Who Killed Captain Alex is forever a timeless classic
Ate a Space Pirate’s ass while orbiting Jupiter; call that a Skyrim!
Who possibly could have imagined that Starfield would be complete shit?
HELL YEAH
Ah yes, high-res modded porn ga- Skyrim. I meant Skyrim.
this is the only review that feels odd, because all the other games he reviews are, y’know, good?
Why does you kill parthunax?
We better be getting The Kino of Andy and Leyley next
This game was so bad that after pirating it I felt ripped off
then came back to replay skyrim for the 10th time
Ain’t no way Bethesda’s new game is all fucked up post-launch. Finding out this news had the same effect on me as if someone has just mentioned something about the weather.
Ah, Frank Frazetta. I see Sseth is a man of culture and good taste.
Border dispute line was gold!
CHIRP
Take care of yourselves this Halloween!
Also look to buddy up for Thanksgiving, so that we may show that our bonds are stronger than the stereotypes.
Suddenly have a urge to go watch The Amber King after hearing the 2 second bit of music at 2:11
GOTYfield better than bear sex sim 3, sseth didn’t even bother making a video on it 😹
Goat Howard has done it yet again and will do it for his last time with TES6
Not gonna lie but those displates go hard!
sseth you’re a big man
can you tell us to to block ads on yt?
I’d unironically play the shit out of a sprawling and batshit sci fi epic that actually involved Yakub
8 years for this trash. When modders used only 1 week to fix Midfield and Bethesda spent 8 years playing their fingers. Modders should get paid for doing Bethesda’s work.
Who is sandy loam, and why can’t I reach her?
Ever shat yourself as a prank?
Todd lies to us the way we want to be lied to
Hey hey consumers. Tell me lies. Sweet little lies ❤
Praise be todd
Today is a good day because Sseth posted
What’s the indie game at the end?!
best game evarrrrrr
Very overrated game.
Now do Big Gay 3.
Its a second video in under 3 months. The ad is relatively normal. Its worrying, Sseth. Please, take the rest of the year off, ok?
Why would you even buy this
Dude f me, i am a dad of 2 in my mid thirties, how did you know I love this game. No joke this is the 3rd new game I have played this year. Damn that joke hit really close to home for me.
cant wait to buy tes6
I’m so glad I got Starfield for free with my new PC
Yeah I want to refund this game so bad but I had to wait through hours of shitty gameplay for me to realize that this shit sucks ass.
I actually forgot Starfield existed.
*Chirp*
I’ve tried watching other reviews but they were as tiresome as the game. Thanks sseth.
I had an auto save after warping into a fight but my repair kits were not where they needed to be. So I had to get up out of the seat, walk over and deposit them before walking back and sitting back down to find my ship is now half dead vs 3 same level enemies. Was not fun
Skyrim: Hamas edition
fat
I got a Rick and Morty ad before this
Mechanicus OST is truly god tier
Seth need to make a cyberpunk 2077 review next
Whats the name of the game in the end?
Why did you pay for starfield?
This is just an excuse video to post an ad.
“What the Austrian painter has started, Todd Howard will finish.”
Sex in space?
At least Quasimorph looked fun at the end lol
What is the game at 12:34 please soemone tell me.
Game so bad that one Sseth video gave more emotions than 120 hours of Skyfield.
what is the game at 12:35?
>inb4 Bethesda babies cry on R*ddit about this review
Can anyone tell me what the isometric game at the end of the video is?
Yesssssssss
Anyone knows name of the game at the end?
I pirated it and still felt robbed
ps ps re-release your original mm review THE ORIGINAL!!!!
A hundred dollarydoos?! For this?
When black queens like sseth are talking i SIT DOWN and LISTEN. ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
Bethesda games are major ssethcore so watching him do some scuffed bullshit in them is like watching an animal thrive in an environment that it was always intended for
Although it has *dated* graphics compared to games nowadays, I’ve heard good things about the Starwind total conversion mod for TES:3.
Great video, i just hate premieres because i can’t add to my watch later list from notifications
The mad man had a sponsor and didn’t even use it in a video about some obscure pron game.
Who’s laughing now ?
did todd call you directly for this one???…..ps i love u!
I’ve never seen sseth be so critical to a game before. Every shitty RTS game from 1997 has gotten a pass. But not Tom Howard’s magnum opus.
Dare I say racially motivated?
This should be fascinating
12:35 what is that game?
I thought you’d be doing baldurs gate 3 or something
Hodd Toward and his sweet lies strikes again.
I played the game for about 8 hours during the first 2 days of launch and haven’t touched it back yet. I like open world game, I mean I have over 2000 hours on Skyrim, but this game…. there’s NOTHING there.
Todd the Godd does it again
FAKKIN STARFIELD TEAM
Damn Sseth. This game’s obscure even for you.
Finally the starefield’s review I wanted
Wow
godd howard got us again boys!
Wow not even a RATING! Star Citizen is back on the menu boys… and girls
I really hope some good mods come out of this.
India did became a super power, in Starfield atleast.
You’re in a bad spot as a game dev when Star Citizen is a better “game”
Todd’s charisma is too high, he can’t keep getting away with this.
I was here and i will no longer be here
Just looked at nexus
Damn… They will be cooking for a while this shit got nothing on Skyrim mods.
No outro?
I hope you’re not agoraphobic
Mommy Sseth….
Quasimorphosis next? Lessgo!
Thank you, Sseth.
From what I have heard, I thought this game was decent…
I was wrong.
Chalk
Did this even happen?
Short and sweet.
I think this is the angriest Sseth review he’s ever done holy shit.
It’s a really nice game alright
Sslop, delightful.
Meeeh
You spent that much on it? Why the hell would you do that. Games are $40 max.
Cant wait for the day we get a Star Citizen reciew from Sseth
I am beyond excited.
Hard pass on Bethesda games. Im good for the rest of my life.
MOTHAFIN TIME FOR AN UPLOAD
It’s Over.
I find that 7% figure for Japan and 16% figure for France laughable considering a quarter of marriages there have infidelity. I guess a home isn’t “broken” as long as the parents remain in a shitty loveless relationship.
The long-awaited sequel to the Fallout 4 review, very nice.
…Sseth definitely does seem happier this year. Good for him.
Trash ass game
Nobody knows how amazing it is to start work with one of these. It’s better than coffee.
I like it, good job
Mmmmhhhh I love Toddslop. I can’t wait to spend more money on more Tardslop!!!111
I thought the big tooty mods were not made yet? Why is Seth playing this game then?
I LOVE TODDSLOP!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe people fell for a Bethesda launch again
Ceilin’ birds!
This whole game feels outsourced, even after Fallout 76. If Bethesda did make this in-house though, then that disaster did them in for good.
Basically a shitty FPS Starsector.
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there was a time where getting this many spoilers for a bethesda game would’ve crushed me, now it barely registers.
In Todd we trust indeed
Starfield bad, Morrowind good
Bro this is just skyrim in space lol
Holy hell, Seth hit every juicey bit here.
A universe so boring that the plot of the game revolves around finding a magical macguffin to escape the universe in hopes of finding a more interesting setting. Unfortunately, it’s will always be starfield. It is a pointless endeavor.
Hell yeah
Gaming
Eating cake while watching this
HoloCure spotted!
Garbage game from a garbage company
Just play Outer Wilds. It’s a much better game, and it’s way cheaper
Ah, I see Sseth appreciates Frank Frazetta as well
From yakubs creation of the white man everything has let up to the creation of the perfect being, Todd Howard. As only he could create the perfect slop for us to scoop up and consume like the little piggies we are.
How’s loading screen simulator?
Bethesda spent 25 years creating the golden standard definition of ‘mid’.
Another banger from mr.seth
Man can u put commercial at the start or at the end
I now know how to say Seth zeen tack
Yakub created Todd so he can create Starfield!
My favorite fanboy defence for Starfield is “it’s actually not a roleplaying game, you’re playing it wrong if you explore and do the side quests”
HEY HEY PEOPLE! TODD HERE!
NICE
I have a todd howard body pillow. 😊
Just in time for the ad lmao
Nothing like Sseth reviewing yet another barley functional niche game from 30 years ago… oh wait
I was just daydreaming during work what a Sseth review of Starfield would be like. I’m blessed on this day.
GOTTA LOVE THE TODDMEISTER BABY!!! YOU JUST GOTTA
One must imagine the Starfield player as happy
that’s it, i’m gonna create soy
i want todd to fuck my wife
Big hype
Starsloppy in my tummy
We are winning Starsisters!
I… must… CONSOOM!
Morrowind, my favorite game!
White boys
Everything just works
Can’t wait to see our favorite south african warlord take his crusade to space
This will be a great start to the weekend.
Take me home, fancy space roads!
PRAISE YAKUB, THE MAKER
MY BODY AINT READY FOR THIIIS
We here bois
Starfield: The most enjoyable average game of the year. Todd you lied it’s still just Fallout in Space and it’s Fallout 4 unfortunately
Oh goodness this should be good!!!! Oh here we go!! 😁
You vill eat the slop and you vill like it
Making some popcorns for this rn
We got a snow dweller in chat
my body is ready.
Fuck Starfield, my homies enjoy Morrowind
My king
Excellent
Hey hey people
Starfield is gonna be the GOT-ACK
Ure late little boy
oi vey take ya slop…
Good to see Garbagefield given another name to suit it.
damn, that preview picture…..
Hey hey starfielders
Is this that game? With those bugs?
Just checkin..
Today’s a good day when Sseth uploads
Mmmm, I love Starslop, so many hours of filling content to keep me engaged!
the merchants guild approves of this
My body is ready, load up Starslop™
Kino is back on the menu
Guga
God this game was disappointing. Love me sum loadin’ screns
Gotta have my starslop!! 😋😋😋😋
We LOVE the slop!!!! 😋😋😋😋 Yummy Yummy!
the star is really fielding today
Ayo?
Holyyy shiit, i hope he compares this to Morrowind
Todd made sure to slip an extra hundred dollar bill in Sseth’s bosom before this
🙏
Fuck yea
Ssethtzeentach strikes again
Can’t wait for Sseth to break the game by overconsuming Skooma in the first 4 minutes
I wonder if the fanboys are still defending this like they did shortly after launch. 🙂
I find it funny the one time a man notorious for piracy purchases a game, its dogshite.
No i’m last 😡😡😡😡😡
rip toddy till he cries please seth you are the only one left
ТОП-10 КАМНЕЙ в Starfield ЛУЧШИЙ ОБЗОР
I heard Todd really likes this game !
condom
Hey hey people 😄👋
Last
Yakub in the thumbnail, this is gonna be a great one 👍🏾
Yes
hey-hey, people
First
He is gonna destroy this shit
Second