Spud vault

Have you seen star citizen?? Starfield is pathetic 😂😂

This is the most entertaining thing you can do in this game

Will play this WHEN it comes to Playstation.

All that just to steal a fire extinguisher from someone in an outpost on a planet where the faction has absolutely no business in and then get hunted by the freestar.

And? The game is still shit 😂

“so what did you do today?”…”I stacked my ship with potatoes!”

Someone show him any Bethesda game

AWWWW MY PC!!!!!!!

in 1999, we had enhanced cockroach AI, in 2018, they did surgery on a grape, in 2025, we got potato physics

That’s as much fun as you can have in the game 😂

🤣🤣 even opening and closing that door forces you into few second cutscene lmfao. For a sandbox this is pathetic

The only good thing about starfield

Yea no starfield is bad. I want a good game not something I can spawn 10,000 potatoes in and go yep cool thats the experience that was fun. Like dude come on…

They really focused on making a polished game. I mean look at all the fun.

Its honestly sad… ThT ge couldve been so much better but i still enjoyed it

Kinda reminds me of my ships cockpit in star citizen. Where the floor is just covered with empty Cruz drink bottles

Potato physics must have been expensive, because they didn’t have much money left to anything else

good thing you didn’t enter that vault – that would take at least two loading screens to get into. Next gen fo sho

Fallout 4 did this like 7 years ago

Yah but whats it called

If Starfield is next gen ill stick to previous one

Braindead take, game so garbage you have to do shit like this to make it look fun 😂

holy glaze

Theres nothing redeemable about this game

People rag on Bethesda games, but we’ve become spoiled to the fact that we can just interact with literally EVERYTHING.
There’s basically no decorative models, every detail is something you can pick up, steal, move, or otherwise interact with.

That’s a pretty insane feat that everyone just takes for granted and focuses on the failings of the Bethesda engine…
But it’s a pretty amazing engine that still has no real competitors.
I don’t know of another engine that allows that level of immersion, while also giving every NPC lives and schedules, radiant quests and events, and a bunch more unique features.

No the games aren’t perfect, but they deserve respect for what they are.

Its funny how the only positive things i see from starfield are all about a physics engine that hasnt changed in like 14 years

Potato physics

Why would you need ten thousand potatoes

Next gen yet has been a thing since xbox 360 😂

Large particle physics…

I did ducks and pillows. Ruined my ship after i dropped master pillow and lost it in the pile of 10k pillows

Garbage game, with nothing on multiple planets…

“16 times the potatoes”

Toddler Howard

that game suck 😂😂
#MRBEASTMAGA

Wow! Look at this potato physics! Acualty… these are potatos.

NO? Pfff check BESIEGE

This many potatos would cause insta poisoning.

my first play through i collected almost 2000 milk cartons and put then in the front of the starborn ship lol

I don’t care if it can generate a million potatoes, it still wouldn’t be a fun game

JackSepticEye playing star field now? Lmao

Are we going to forget the infamous cheese wheels?!

Imagine being able to store stuff like this in a starwars force combat based open galaxy game dude I’d like to store 1000 dead Ewoks in one room lol 🤣

That game sucks

Bruh. Oblivion can do that. Wait till an npc walks by and the potatoes blow up like grenades.

Stanfield is still using the creation engine, which has been outdated since before its inception in 2011, this is not fucking next gen physics is near 2 decades of refinement into a entertainment slurry, just go play fallout 4 again you’ll feel better

*Irish Intensifies*

Next-gen gonna see full release

next gen until you pass in front of a light source in first person

shame thats the only good part of the game

Star citizen lite ^

Goty

I was doin this with all my loot years ago on Skyrim. This isn’t “next gen”. It’s Bethesda. It just WORKS!

Only way that would be better would be if you saw squashed potato on the door frame once it opens back up. You know at least a handful got squashed by the door

Las físicas están muy buenas, pero la parte de ser un juego de rol como que no esta tan bueno.

Star Potatofield

and you can do nothing else

One of the oldest Youtube video is Oblivion handling 15000 watermelons. This engine is older then some users in here

Imagine wasting so much money and resources on this instead of fixing the man loading screen problem and all the bugs lmao

its like 20 years old physic engine, it was already in fallout 3.

And the game is still empty and boring.

so all the effort and resources went into the potato physics? I can respect that…

I’m glad this game flopped.. hopefully Bethesda sticks to their roots and create a world way more immersive

There is nothing next gen with starfield . Absolutely, nothing

They have the exact same thing in Oblivion, which released in 2006

this is clearly Starfield propaganda

i bet that’s Mat Damon’s leftovers from Mars

That looks like *WAY* more than 10,000…

It feels like a reference to The Martian when it came to growing potatoes

Weakest belarus farmer be like

The game hyped potato collecting pre release because they knew the rest of the game was a giant joke 😂

And now nobody gives a shit about it.

Trust me, I wanted to a good space game.

Stupid priorities.

Why would that be next gen? Thats just bathesda 😂

Fluid simulator but with potatos

Wow , so fascinating , have fun playing potatoe infatuation game

Naw starfield sucks when no man skys still better

You can literally do this in Fallout 4, big freakin whoop this isnt amazing

see you next year on may 26th

This game was DOA

CPU is on fire probably

Almost like Star Citizen. Almost

This is true and super sad the game doesnt use this in gameplay

Potatoe

Startled failed for 2 reasons. First. It’s very bland for how vast it is. Second. Almost no replay ability and waaay too many loading screens.

Hodd Toward “1000 times the potato’s”

What the f is the one big potat in the middle

Ghost town of a game

Elder Scrolls 6 is going to run on this engine, I can not fking wait

It’s trash

Now get to peeling Ed boy.🗣️

The game has changed during the development. They had to reorganize how things are loaded and this resulted into more loading screens. The idea was bigger then technolóugia!

Starfield has physics and nothing else 😂. Oblivion remaster lost its physics but has everything else 😂😂😂😂. Choose wisely

I know this isn’t really possible on other engines not optimized for this level of complexity, and that’s why we have loading screens per cell in BGS games, but I personally would love to take a crack at refactoring Creation engine’s core handling of loading to try and make it seamless loading without stuttering that it would cause normally.

When putting 100 000 potatoes in your ship is more entertaining than the game

Potato physics doesn’t matter when the game is miles wide and 1 inch deep.

nice try

Good. I’ll never again play a game without potato physics. Last games I played were trash… they didn’t even have potatoes!

Can you smash the potatoes

Game is unplayable trash.

Im a simple I see a content creator post about starfeild I block them.

We had the same technology in 2008, but we didn’t have to pay $70 for it

Sure am glad they added all those loading screens so we could fill rooms with pointless objects

As a few potatoes glitch through the door…

Can’t even land a ship but look at these potatoes

To bad you’ll fall asleep after an hour playing

Yeah but try and leave the ship and its a gamble if it freezes, clups you out of the map or just sends you straight to the home screen. The gamer in me hates it, but my crippling gambling addiction loves it

From potatoes in the ocean and potatoes in space…I fear we may never get the food replicator we all deserve 😢

pfttt trash game trash engine

I love shallow lore with shallower characters

yeah oblivion did this in 2006

Did this with cheese wheels in Skyrim 10 years ago

And that is relevant for gameplay because…?

I did this in oblivion but it was cabbage & it made the Xbox get the red ring

There’s nothing more last gen than thinking this is cool or worth doing.

There’s nothing next gen about that…

Yet no HOTAS support or atmospheric flight

What would really be next gen of the proportions that they hyped this game up would be if any potatoes that interfered of the closing of the door had animations of them getting crushed by the door, now that would be next gen

Blah Blah Blah! Starfield Means Horrible Gameplay, Horrible Physiks, Horrible Story. The Whole Game Is Horrible And Made Me Nothing But Angry…

But it’s from Todd. How is it possible?!

cool, so the reason why the game is sucha barren monotoned trek of shame and pain is so my console can render 10k potatoes in real time..

bethesda, ladies and gentlemen!

There’s plenty of games that are more “next gen” than started. There’s a few that are almost 20 years old that are more next gen 😂

Is that why I get infinite loading screens entering or leaving my ship

This is why your internet slow outta nowhere cuz someone is doing this on the server.

I really hope Starfield is what’s needed to prepare the engine for the next TES game

The frame jitter is the cherry on top 😂

Idk did you see the physics in Astro bot and that had no load times

Starfield was a poor fit for Bethesda. I understand why they did it because they toyed with space in Fallout 4 which led to a lot of discussion about a potential space focused fallout and with Outer Worlds being a success along with the rise of space games such as Star Citizen it does seem like an inevitability that they would try something like this, but it just didn’t work. If they had used the same tech and created Fallout 5 it would have been awesome. Yes, you can have loading screens between instances if you are jumping between overworld and dungeon instances but jumping from overworld chunk to overworld chunk to space, to warp etc etc. its too much

He waited 2 hours for the game to load.

Probably the only interesting thing about this game

But the game continues to BE A POTATO…

I did this with watermelons in oblivion.

This was already possible in 2008……

Wow must be one of Todd’s alt accounts

I would rather die than pay money for that game

They can make potato physics yet Starfield visuals, facial animations and gameplay are stuck in 2012 lol

“DON’T OPEN THAT THAT’S THE POTATO ROOM!”

Those physics are the only impressive thing about this game unfortunately. And yes, I played the game!

I mean, potatoes, among many other things, have had their own physics since oblivion lol

And your computer explodes😂

So this is what all the effort and passion for developing this game went into

Dude they had these physics back in og oblivion

man the game has an amazing framework like the art direction is amazing and physics is good. all they needed to do was make it so u can fly to planets and increase player freedom and ppl would have loved the game

…… sure

Spudfield

i spawned 20k of melons in one of the space station walk ways, was funny to watch them fall out the sides

When my gear started to disappear in my ship and then I couldn’t even walk around because the clipping was so bad I had to call it. Starfield was a buggy mess at launch, what a joke it turned out to be.

*Shitfield*

This clearly was the priority during game development cause it sure wasnt everything else.😂

pc was screaming

You mean the same 3rd party havok physics engine they’ve been licensing since oblivion?

That’s the spuds room

Gameplay took a back seat to potato physics and it absolutely shows, what a dogshit game that was to play. I’ve never played a single player game where you can miss most of the game by not actively looking for the game to play. Terrible, absolutely awful, worst money I’ve spent on a game since DayZ in 2015

I can do that in freaking oblivion there is nothing special about this

But they fill the game with npcs you can’t talk to

Have you nit played skyrim or Oblivion?? It’s literally the same

Turns out oblivion and skyrim were next gen and we never realised

Really love the door and hatch mechanism’s in this game lol

You can do that in skyrim.

This makes me uncomfortable

The real question is why would anyone need potatos 🥔 on a space ship ???

The most beautifully crafted game completely devoid of all life and immersion.

This dude probably only has star field that’s it

That ship is gonna be a death trap when all those potatoes spoil.

One high G turn and he pc is on fire

but more npc is problem

🥔

In this game people complain about loading screens that take at most 2 seconds 😂
A lot of games have loading areas hidden. Like GTA slowing your car a bit when loading, or Howarts Legacy opening a door slowly to load. They get mad with Starfield because they put a loading screen, but in the end it takes the same few seconds to load.

I love this game! I wish Bethesda Games would make it for Mac already!

Maybe if the game was actually fun i would care

Sleeping with the potatoes. That hatch closing should be stuck

More like… Because both starfield and next gen are two giant disappointment

Why you lying

Like I said, the issue is not the engine

I love this game, but it has one of the worst physics of all the games I know; They used the same obsolete engines from old games that only old people still play today to build Starfield. So don’t say something absurd like that. No one needs 10,000 potatoes inside a ship with its own physics working well if the entire game physics doesn’t work well. I’m not even going to waste my time talking about the water, vegetation, fauna, and flora, everything was a copy and paste just like the obsolete, broken, and outdated Papyrus from over 15 years ago.

You should look at Star Citizen if this game blows your mind

too bad the game play sucks

As a starfield enjoyer I gotta make a joke. I swear Bethesda only uses the creation engine not because it’s good, or they’re familiar with it, or even the modding ability. No, no, they use it because Todd gets a big laugh out of this exploit being in every single Bethesda made game.

Tldr: Todd is a man child.

That’s fine and all but it is completely irrelevant to the gameplay 🤷‍♂️

you mean skyrim physics

tried it with cred sticks, they fly all over the place

This game is easily one of the worst titles, and most unplayable games.
Completely unremarkable

Oh wow.

literally most games have that kind of physics

RDR2 had those in 2018 for christ’s sake

skyrim cheese equivalent

Starfield is insanely shit

Great physics. Too bad this game was about as boring as eating a raw potato.

It just works…😂😂😂

What about my village life?

The game is crap tho

I’m glad this is a thing sure. But I feel like Bethesda should have focus on the core gameplay rather than this meme thing

Yeah this isnt impressive at all😂 so many games have this and DONT have a million loading screens, bad story, dog water combat and dogwater exploration

Someone tell him about Skyrim back from 2011 please

Potato game

16 times the potatoes

Funny because you cannot spawn 10.000 potatos in a potato pc, because it will crash the pc XD

You could do this in fallout 4. It worked best with watermelons

Game bugged out on a main story quest like 3 hours into playing and everytime I’d decorate my ship and get a new one I’d lose all my shit I had hanging up fuck this game

You could do that in Oblivion. There’s nothing more outdated than Starfield..

Yeah cool this has been possible in the very first games they made with this engine. Stop glorifying this. It’s not new.

OK, where do I get the potatoes?

This shit was already doable in Skyrim. Throw a grenade and then watch the mess

This aged well

You can do that in Fallout 3

Sorry, this has been a feature in Bethesda games already

Made him reality please sir please

What a joke.

Bethesda making sure we’re able to do this instead of making a good game is hilarious

По настоящему движок старфилда может выдать больше, чем движок киберпанка 2077. Но у киберпанка есть трассировка лучей..

this isnt new to starfield at all, skyrim could do this… starfield wasnt anything special

I thought it would just say you can put 10000 potatoes in your ship

Cool but loading screen?

It’s so cool that oblivion was next gen. I didn’t know

Too bad the game sucks

Actually bragging about how much potatoes you can fit on screen.

Aged like milk

I’m playing thru Skyrim for the first time in years and it’s been mind blowing how much better it is than starfield in almost every way and it’s a decade older. Shit sad

Meanwhile….star citizen…..

At least it wasn’t cheese

didn’t fallout 3 do this years ago?

Bethesda really be doing things no other gaming company really do 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Was “Nothing is more Next-Gen than Starfield” the joke?
Cause that is one hell of a joke.
No Man’s Sky is more Next-Gen.
It released in 2016.

Is there a gameplay reason to do this?

And the game is still trash.

Starfield wouldve been great with like 2 more years of development to fix bugs and make refinements.

what a coincidence i’ve also eaten potatoes with more flavor and substance than the entirety of this game. 💀

I’m sorry but why do people keep trying to justify this game is good it’s not

” OH MY _PC_ “

Star field was my worst gaming experience in years.

Yeah but the game still blows to play it’s just not fun

So it’s a crappy next generation game.

Its genuinely impressive the game can handle that, i just wish the game as a whole was more interesting

Literally had a recipe for a great space game, potentially the greatest and we get small cities, bland planets, endless exploration, mostly boring characters, only a few good questlines and a main story that is basically just a giant fetch quest series

Potato havock. Welcome in 2010

ah yes the creation engine tradition of finding a random item and making them all collide with each other in a room for no reason

so that’s where the 90% of budget go

my fps📉

Can do the same exact thing in Skyrim and Oblivion. This isn’t anything new.

Mr. Potato Head, where are you?!?

About the only thing that Starfield had going for it is their object physics… wish the rest of the game was good tho

Really wish starfield would come out on ps5.

but can you freely fly a ship in a planet’s atmosphere and land it wherever you want while experiencing zero loading screens? because in the clearly better no man’s sky it is possible

Is this fallout

That’s probably about as good as the game gets

Oh wow they remade oblivion cheese joke

Yeah it also why we have a load screen every minute

Hey so minor nitpick, sometimes in the video it seems like you repeat a few words in quick succession, pretty sure it’s a editing issue and it can be just a little off putting

Potatofield not worth playing

Isn’t that true with most of the fallout games tho??

Yeah it’s cause like every 10 feet in the game world there is a loading screen.

Next gen? brother you are bit late, bethesda had these physics in 2006 😑

didn’t fallout 3 did this like 15 years ago?

Lol starfield being next gen

Ok but I was doing this with watermelons in oblivion long before

The only legacy Starfield has left behind is sandwiches and potatoes

If only if the made the doors crush the potato’s into mashed potatoes 😂

I remember doing this in oblivion

Stuff like this doesn’t just simply make a game good

Yeah, my PC would be a fried potato after rendering those frames 😂

Don’t forget you can finally jump and grab onto things now that wasn’t possible in fallout or the elder scrolls it’s really revolutionary maybe the next game will even have no loading screens.

A Skyrim players dream

Wtf physical objects in a static environment?

this game was ass..

I’m dropping everything for those potatoes

Starfield truly is a joke of a game 😂

You. COuld do this with bread in skyrim, and then foos ro dah them and completely kill your computer 😂

Lowkey it’s videos that hype this stuff up that’s causing Bethesda not to move to Unreal Engine. They’re take so much pride in things like being able to pile 10,000 cabbages in a house that their games continue to look older.

My computer is trying to hide from me

But can you make mash potatoes?

So it can run on my computer? Gee wiz?

Starfield a major disappointment and let down.

this game is garbage

Id rather have 5000 potatoes with individual physics and no loading screens

And after all that its still the most empty game possible🤣

If the game wouldn’t crash after 2 min of gameplay lol

Тут просто обязан быть комментарий про президента Беларуси))

Welcome to STARCHFIELD

Most ambitious undertaking since TF2rat

Sara did not like that

potatoes really, can you imagine in the future space travel would be so mundane as to be transporting potatoes.

Who cares when the game is boring AF

MINECRAFT lol. Basic math, mincraft processes every block in your simulation distance mine is set to 10 chunks in evey direction from my character. A chunk is 16 blocks by 16 blocks by 383 blocks. That is 98,048 blocks processed per chunk and i am loading well over 100 chunks. Thats over 9 million individual assets and textures loaded at any one time. If you add a high definition texture pack to mincraft. Lol. I do not believe their is a single commercial pc or pc hardware that can handle fully suped up MC. Starfield has nothing on minecraft lol

I thought this was the kraby patty vault in SpongeBob

shitty game shitty physics

Only 10,000?

Ah yes the potato room

We won a good game that we can have fun playing that doesn’t have leftist propaganda

No one gives a shit about potatoes

I’ll be impressed when they come out with pig physics

So tell me why the game is broken and is an embarrassment to all games even the worst one

As much as I hate starfield, there’s no denying that is impressive, no stutter.

Starfield sucks. No amount of potatoes can change that.

The life is next gen

So that’s were 90% of the games budget went, into potato physics…

And I approve this message

You can do the same in Garry’s mod just it will blow up your PC.

But do the ones trapped between the door and the frame get squished. Now that would truly be next, next gen.

Do you mean the ship that requires a LOADING SCREEN to enter?😂😂😂

Wow

the only next thing this game had was how utterly shit it was

Then They forgot to make the game good

You can do the same thing in fallout 4 and skyrim.

I hope you used the console to get all those. I can’t imagine how long it would take to buy them.

bait

Starfield is my most favourite game , apart from the bugs but that’s what makes a Bethesda game haha

Bravo todd, game of the year contender right there 👏

I wish they would release it to ps5

This is INSANE!!! The things I see players do in video games! LMAO!!!

Skyrim? Oblivion? ESO? Fallout games? Any VR game you can pickup and drop items? Half life games? GMOD??? Portal 1 and 2?? Why are you lying to us???? 😂

So that’s why this game needs a loading screen every 5 minutes.

Starfield was straight garbage.

I think they should have focused on making a good game instead

Sarah Morgan dislikes that

The fact that we’re celebrating Bethesda’s ability to finally properly program collision into the environmental objects on their shitass Clinton era engine is really saying something. “Oh my god they’re not flying everywhere like you threw a grenade in there! NEXT GEN GAMING LET’S GOOOOO”

😂😂😂😂

Why aren’t they floating if you’re in space?

Bethesda Dev team in a nutshell

Drivable vehicles and explorable worlds? ❌
1,000,000,000 Potatoes in your space ship? ✅

There is nothing more next-gen than Starfield. Why? Because you can feel like you are in a desert in almost every location because they are empty, and also you ask yourself about your mistakes in life on endless loading screens.

this game need help, it’s need more lgbtq

Starfield the loading simulator 😂

And I thought I had no life

Nothing more next gen?
Half life Alyx entered the chat

Dude who cares, they should have spent the time the spent making the physics engine on actually making a good game with the seamless engine and a good story

Play astrobot.
See about physics😮

Don’t care much about potatoes lol

Nah let’s talk about that giant potatoes hiding there

That’s the coolest thing about that game

What’s potatoes, precious?

How about no loading screens?

Game was so empty players filled it with potatoes.

Kinda looks like the next step of crysis 3 aka the bench mark

New potato simulator

Wait till I show you this post apocalyptic game from the same studio that came out in 2015 it had a glitch with the manufacturing machines

Has like 3k actives players

It´s whack and unnecessary they should spent that time on actual gameplay

fake bottom

Is this why Microsoft bought Bethesda?

No offense but still for the dumpster fire

Only storyline and the urge to search and discover is little bit lacking. 🫤

Why

that framerate tho

The most interesting thing in this game

Can do that in any version of skyrim

that’s cool. too bad the game was about as interesting as a potato

The game is empty, boring, and bland. It’s just the repetitive recipe Bethesda follows with nothing different or awe inspiring in gaming. People are tired of the same mundane repetitive formula developers use just because they’re playing safe so as not to piss their shareholders and investors off. People want different people want new. All the leaks from gta 6 show that interactive studios are doing this. That’s why everyone is excited. I can predict elder scrolls 6 is gonna be exactly the same and rely on the modding community to finish and fix their game and charge full price. People are sick of the crap pumped out in the gaming industry, which is why we have seen over a 40 percent drop in people pre-ordering games. It’s just getting old being a gamer of 27 years being ripped off every year, but hey, we can put 10,000 potatoes in a ship, so it makes it ok.

The potatoes are next gen over starfield

None of this matters if the gameplay is shit, which it is

To bad the game takes zero of this into account for the actual content

Too bad it was a lame game otherwise

Remember when bethesda games were actually fun to play?

It’s still boring tho.really wanted this game to be some cool. And they didn’t even put aliens in it

Beside this games sucks😊

You can never have enough potatoes

Potatoes have more detail than the generic npcs

How did you get that many i cant even get enough to get thay lady off the blasted ship

Is that where all my potatoes went?