Starfield has DLC?

I usually don’t mind that stuff because it’s not any more ridiculous than being able to defeat a dozen armed mercenaries in combat. However in Starfield it doesn’t feel earned. In the elders scrolls or Fallout you need to be inhumanly charismatic and have a high speech skill. In Starfield on the other hand you have no attributes or skills and the max bonus from perks is +50% if I remember correctly which means the base chance is still high enough to win most of the time and that makes no sense.

Also, what’s with the title? Ragebait? Seriously?

Like for hilarity, comment to ask why the hell you’d pay another $30 to BGS.

Pretty sure it’s been like that since Daggerfall

“Bethesda ruined Starfield”

Starfield ruined? But I could have sworn the release date was years ago.

The more i see people complain about starfield the more obvious it is they never played it. They just parrot what others said and feed the hate train that is there only comfort in life.

and if you dont have any persuasion skill theyll give you a pointless 3 hours fetch quests that barely has anything to do with the actual main plot

So we are doing tick tocks instead of normal videos then?

Hey, the description of the main video says “Starfield Steam”, is that your keyboard being too persuasive or do you expect to burst into steam as you play?

-I can’t let you through into that room! There’s a nuclear button in there.
-No.
-…You seem like a confident bloke, come on in.

i love how he doesnt even walk he just slides across the screen

Your skits never cease to amaze Mr. Upisnot!

Terrible, poorly optimized, even more poorly designed game.

To “celebrate” the release of the new dlc

I wish they would make something other than oblivion

ok we just met you but now you are field marshall of the clone army and also president of the universe

I dont know why but seeing you sitting in a chair like that us do f**king funny 😂😂😂😂

Ooh does this mean we’re getting a full length Starfield Nightmare???

Please more absolute nightmares

“Celebrate ? “

British teacher is back with another banger

“Did I mention you also smell really good?” I was expecting that line. 😅

Should try persuasion on The Sun…=3

*ACTIVATING PERSUASION*

Thought the nose ring was a boog for most of the short

Then you realize the president is still an essential npc.

Does feel a bit like the KotoR Jedi mind tricks when you put it like that.

I heard fallout 4 had a stupid persuasion choice not sure myself only played some of it

please review this disappointment.

I can’t wait. Every video you make is celebrated in my household.

The first game where the moment I received my 1st ship, I uninstalled. Thanks for the 7 seas I haven’t payed a single penny for it

Yeah, I remember walking through the place and thinking ‘How the fuck am I allowed just to walk in here, I’m not even a citizen yet.’

Also all the various departments literally just have a single office with a few side rooms each. IRL individual government departments span several buildings even in small countries. I know Bethesda has a problem with scale but it was barely forgivable in Skyrim for everything to be so small, far less in the headquarters of an organisation which is supposed to span most of known space.

Oh God, I just realized. Its just a reskinned version of the persuasion wheel from Oblivion.

Hooray 🎉

Yaaaay 🥲

Oh Bethesda, the only game making studio to consistently give you jedi mind tricks in every game

How did they manage to make an awful game worse, (yes i have played it on release)

Cheeky disco Elysium tie

Thought you were a small creator and then I realised i was just extremely early