Starfield Is A Fake Game (A Bethesda Critique) **SATIRE**

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🎮 Starfield Isn’t a Real Game – Here’s Why 🚨

Welcome to the most brutally honest breakdown of Starfield you’ll find on YouTube. In this video, I dive deep into why Starfield isn’t just a bad game—it barely qualifies as a game at all. From empty planets to soulless questlines, Bethesda’s latest release is the final nail in the coffin of their decades-long legacy of mediocrity.

🪐 What Is Starfield Supposed to Be?
Starfield is a 2023 action RPG developed by Bethesda Game Studios, where you join a group of space explorers collecting mysterious artifacts across the galaxy. Sounds cool, right? Well, that’s just the Wikipedia version. The reality is far more disappointing. The game promises 1000 planets, but most are barren, procedurally generated wastelands with nothing to do. You can’t even land on iconic planets like Saturn or the Sun. And Earth? It’s just a sandbox with no explanation. Bethesda didn’t even try.

🚀 Spaceships, Quests, and the Illusion of Gameplay
The spaceship mechanics are clunky and uninspired. The tutorial alone is enough to make you want to uninstall. The main quest is a snoozefest, filled with irrelevant dialogue and weak storytelling. You touch a metal object, join an elite group, and suddenly you’re fighting space pirates with ships stronger than yours for no reason. Then you collect more metal objects called “Artifacts” and fight a Starborn God. That’s it. That’s the whole game.

🧠 Bethesda’s Lazy Design Philosophy
The side quests? Just more talking, fetch quests, and filler. No cinematic flair, no engaging mechanics—just NPCs standing around yapping. Compared to games like Cyberpunk 2077 or Expedition 33, Starfield feels like a relic from the early 2000s. Bethesda’s Creation Engine is outdated and incapable of delivering modern gaming experiences. They should’ve switched to Unreal Engine years ago.

🔥 The Cult of Todd Howard and the Woke Agenda
Let’s talk about the real problem: the unchecked worship of Todd Howard and his team, including Emil Pagliarulo and Tim Lamb. Their storytelling has been overrated for years, and Starfield exposes their creative bankruptcy. And yes, we’re calling out the woke agenda that’s infected their games. It’s time to stop pretending these games are good just because they come from Bethesda.

📢 My Message to Starfield Fans
If you like Starfield, it’s time to wake up. You’ve been brainwashed by years of hype and empty promises. Stop supporting lazy game design and demand better. You deserve games that respect your time, your money, and your intelligence. Join the movement to hold studios like Bethesda accountable. Stop liking Starfield.

💬 Comment Below
Do you agree that Starfield is a massive disappointment? Or are you still clinging to the hope that Bethesda will someday deliver a masterpiece? Let me know in the comments—and don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share this video with fellow gamers who are tired of the slop.

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