This gun is so cursed, it can damage the ghosts in New Londo Ruins.

PM63 Lookin ass

It looks like something from a sci-fi minecraft gun mod

Do people really care about this? So many games have weapons that make no sense. I didn’t notice these things until you pointed it out

I only use the knife in starfield

That is a tight thumbhole 😏

Bro figured out its a video game xD

He was begging us not to mod it😂

“don’t modify it” jokes on you, that things the best gun in the game for fighting terrormorphs.

But at least the design is very “humane”

Ok this one is quite bad design

I like the concept though.
A shotgun you could conceal as you would a pistol.

Jesus…. I hate Bethesda.

He’s talking about the guns like he’s accepted time travel haha

Where the stock? 😂

I mean, I can see how the mechanism could plausibly fit within the available space

The gun designers voted for Kamala… for sure.

I love how he says everything i think about these characters

I applaud bethesda’s creativity when it comes to the guns in this game, i just wish the creativity lead to things that aren’t like this

I love that this gun looks like something kel-tech would make and if you don’t believe me go check the p50 and how it works

Please somebody link this to @brandonherrera just for the “bullpupism” to piss him off or go on a tyraid!

Who else but Bethesda?! 😂🤷‍♂️

Hilarious that they made a gun that will punch a hole in your face for firing it and they put ironsights on it to DARE you to put your face behind it.

I personally am not a fan of bull pup stuff in general, so…

ngl id rather just have a stock 😭😭 its too big or blocky to be convinent or handy like a pistol so why not just make it a lil longer and remove it from the size no mans land

I know it’s ridiculous for irl practicality, but it’s honestly one of my favorite designs from Starfield

I could see this as like a one handed model just spray and pray with the 12g

Nah, as a man with a Type 07 FFL (Federal Firearms License), I’m heavily tempted to make this thing in real life.

What is this, Bethesda? I’ll improve upon the design, then maybe send a couple CAD files over to them, so they can port it into the game, and hopefully use them as reference for weapon functionality.

Yeah but it has 16x the detail.

Wind breaker….looks like the smell

Two things I noticed; One, the contour on the thumb hole look like it’s left-handed… And the character holds it with their right hand. Two, imagine limp wristing that thing

Can you review a good gun?

the forbidden stapler

Imagine having a permanent injury cause you held the pistol shotgun thing to close to your face.

How has Bethesda been making gun games for like 20+ years and fucking it every time

A small nod to the developers, at the very least the bolt slides far enough back to pick up a full length cartridge.

It’s clear that Bethesda is creatively bankrupt and I have zero hopes for their next Elder Scrolls game. Heck, they were even talking about how Starfielf 2 or 3 would be amazing. Can they cope even harder when this game was supposed to be Todd’s ultimate dream?

Complete clown world and Todd really lost the plot imo.

You know, it is just a video game. Just saying

Are we gonna act like semiauto pistol slides dont do the same thing?

Just shut up and play the game

12 .410?

Nah that holds 3 rounds

It’s actually impressive how consistently garbage Bethesdas design choices tend to be.

I mean, I’ll give them partial credit for at least making the bolt properly located in relation to the magazine, instead of the bolt just magically operating further up the gun. And there have been guns IRL that have this kind of design quirk.

This part of the design is easily fixable by adding a short stock attachment that’s just long enough to protect your face from the bolt.

How do you know how many rounds should be in the gun? Like what? How can you say that

So it has a slide that functions the same as any other pistol? You reach for a lot of your points. There’s not really much wrong with this thing.

If ChatGPT made a gun

If you buy this game just play it with the infinite warfare weapons mod. They look better and come from an underrated cod.

You turned it into a fricking gaspump?

Shitstol

It could actually work if it was striker fired (which I’m sure would be) with a sear attached to the trigger that runs along the side of the gun.
To be clear, I’m saying it could work. I’m not saying it would be a good idea.

It recoils like an old school paintball gun.

Darn Space ATF and there regulations making guns dumb😡😤

long recoil bulpup, what could go wrong?

Why the fuck does the boot bounce when it closes in first person, does this thing not lock into battery? oh God!

The Neil Degrasse Tyson of guns

This is something Kel-Tec would legitimately make

The fact the ammo counter blocks the irons is annoying

The pug of guns

This looks like the ZEW 22, also known as the worst gun to ever exist.

At least the real life pm63 has the common decency to ALMOST hit you in the face, this is a purposefully designed dentistry tool

I’m getting CE Magnum vibes

Saw the Zip 22 and asked “What If?”

Great videos on a mid ass game

It looks pretty cool, cpuld be used as an even more compact masterkey

Can’t even hold it like a pistol because where the mag well is, you would actually have to use the fore grip cause you can’t put your palm on the back of the grip

i love how he warns people to NOT make it more cursed, knowing his viewers want more cursed…

The gun needs a stock to make it less a face injury hazard.
And they need to kncrease the grip size to include big adult men and women, instead of being small woman sized grips.

Bughesda quality, no design documents needed.

i had this pistol and i took this pistol to the shoot range and weveryone said it was good, and they saw me do a shoot and they said i was cool and good at the shoot. i shot the bulette into the middle, the small part in the middle, the smallest circle in the target. i hit this with my mag every time i shot. it

They should have made the bolt recoil like a KRISS Vector where it magically recoils on a curve and goes down into that area behind the magazine.

why would a pistol be bulllpup

It’s fun to use in bonelab but it is cursed as hell.

You know that bolt is just waiting to make contact with your teeth lmao

All Starfield guns are trash

It was cursed from the first “Shotty”.

How can this game be so bad?

Any onr else think the with the extended mag it looks more like and actusl gun

(The mag is the grip)

Try to review borderlands guns next

Not gonna lie u must be autistic to care about this

I like it.

Looked like a gas pump handle when modded…

Ok I’m no gun expert but when I look at this thing the only thing I could ever see it being is a pistol you’re telling me that’s a shotgun

There are talented coke heads at KEL-Tec with better designs coming out that make the intricacies of the G11 look tame.

It’s not that hard to apply physics and look cool, Bethesda.

The basic idea is honestly pretty good, give it slught changes and it’s just a good desighn, wrap the extended mag around the whole back and along the bottom, make the thumb hole bigger and slightly more elongated, it’s a short barrel shotgun, you do not want to look down the sights and fire it

i do like this gun in terms of gameplay tho

Some of these gun designs are more ridiculous than Borderlands’, and Borderlands was ridiculous on purpose.

A case of it’s a good design in theory but a complete BS in real life

Solution for this situation is very easy: if you don’t like this game, don’t play it.

OH DEAR GOD THEY MADE THE SJOGREN SMALLER

That shit became a Gas Nozzle, lol

I swear Starfield pistols look like they shoot staples.

Bethesda guns are garb

I like it. Looks cool. What else do you need in a sci-fi game? 🤣

NGL looks like a mass effect gun lmao

kinda like the action on every single semi auto pistol….how ridiculous…

If you wanted to use ammo that was just too big for the grip in a pistol this might be a decent way to do it.

Bro stop making me think about this shit, I’m still trying to get my money’s worth on the game….. 😅 🥲

It’s Polish RAK submachine gun all over again

If they decided to make the Zip.22 into the Zip.12g

When did Krunk from Emperor‘s new groove start doing gun reviews? 😅

In essence

Bethesda doesn’t give a fuck anymore; and they’ll get pissed at you for not sucking them off as the greatest devs on the planet for half-assing to this degree

If you feel I’m wrong; I cite how they’ve handled Fallout London’s success behind the scenes, everybody at Bethesda is fuckin seething because they don’t like to be outdone, and yet they set the bar at floor height with shit like this

Fuck this company man; until they get some integrity together they can kiss the fattest, whitest part of my ass

Looks like the Mimir pistol from Mutant Year Zero. Bethesda just copying other people’s work now.

day 2 of asking whats wrong with the guns in fallout 3

starfield is s* and obviously that thing would not work irl, but a micro-bullpup-shotgun is a really fun concept and aesthetically the design looks really good. As do most of these guns. These shorts are a bit harsh.

Itsyacuntbrandy back at it making another fucking useless video. Once again it’s a game and here you are being a fucking bitch boy again about things

I actually kind of like it? Like so bad it’s good, I find the desing boxy but good.

ZIP GUN: PART 2: THE RETARDENING

It reminds me of a Zip 22.

I remember I saw a video calling the Klingon Bat’leth the worst design weapon in Scifi. I’d like to go back to those days.

There is nothing wrong with breaking the “gun rules” to fit a style of your game, but good god, at least try to make it make sense as if it was a real gun.

On the plus side, at least it doesn’t eject the caseless ammunition

Am I the only one who thinks that the customized version of this thing looks like the abominable Zip .22?

Shotgun? No stock option.

I love how much content there is in this game that you can point out how absolute garbage it is.
Its quite the steaming pile.
It really is quite astounding how much content there is left to delve into.

Funny enough, this abomination is the only gun in the game that actually would “work”. Magazine lines up with the chamber, chamber lines up with barrel and muzzle. The “slide” is connected to the gun and goes far enough to load a new round. Its beyond ugly but It “works”

Eh… Except for the slide this one didn’t bother me that much. Caseless bullpups HAVE to be THE future right? Seriously though as long so you ignore the moving parts and dont look to closely at the thing it looks like a near future space gun.

You should do some halo weapons

This thing looks like the nozzle at the local gas pump

6 seems way too generous for that mag, unless we’re talking like 20 gauge or something…

But then the mags are way too wide

I don’t know what to call it! It’s an abomination.
And there we have the appropriate name!
The Emil Blonsky!

Local man discovers polish PM63

Does it say what round it’s in? It could be in .410.

This believe it or not could work for small rifle rounds. Some very minor changes would be needed like the op rod relief and magazine angle.

Bethesda must have some anti gun activists inside or they hire people based on such metrics.

They just remade the Phalanx from Mass Effect and called it a shotgun.

“…hand clips through the grip…”

Um actually it *magazines* through it

I’d buy this.

you know about the bullpuped pistol? (the one featured in one of brandon herreras cursed gun images video) it looks oddly familiar to this one

Should’ve named it FaceBreaker

The future of firearms is bolts that beat the shit out of you. It Just Works™

looks cool so who cares

This is one of the few Combatech weapons I absolutely hate in this game. I can at least accept the cursed nature of some of these guns if they look cool, but this little gremlin should burn.

There is a gun whose bolt does go out past the back of the gun. I think it was made during world war 2

The extended magazine makes that gun look like a gas pump nozzle

Zip 12 guage

You can always tell when a studio has a weapons guy on hand. This ain’t it tho. This ain’t it..

This one was my fav, even though I knew it was super stupid. Because I wanted a chunky feeling smg.

I love how all the recoil is absorbed by your thumb joint

Wait until this guy finds out about most pistol designs

IT’S AN ABOMINATION!

If this in Cyberpunk 🥰 But if in starfield 🤬😡

Starfield is literally built entirely on bad design decisioms.

The design is very human

even if there was no downsides to bullpups i still wouldnt like them

Still better than remington shotgun version 122

I actually think this is my favourite non-real-world gun in the game. It’s a fun little design that is cheeky and cool. Infinitely better than the usual Bethesda garbage guns.

People like thumbhole stocks until they need to move and shoot with them. Shooting from a rest with one is ok but start moving and having to repeatedly re-grip the weapon and it’ll get annoying lol

I’ve seen You putting these shorts out for awhile now. I think Your premise is the developers are ignorant about how guns work, so the guns in games are not realistic, and most would not function, right? Have You considered that the developers might be making the guns functions and appearance unrealistic on purpose? Among other things to conceal HOW guns DO function?

This is my favorite gun in the game idec

it’s a P90 and a Zip .22 at the same time, except it’s a shotgun. legendary

ironic that it’s obviously based on the zip-22

i like this one because it’s just like me: stupid and useless and uncomfortable to be around.

An abomination unto god. Aka John Moses browning

Imagine being in a stressfull situation in a space situation, a psycho closes in on you and you whip that thing out

Only for it to break your helmet.

Actually disagree, this is one of the few weapons in the game that could be functional, and the intended role by look would be close quarters blind firing as it’s a semi-auto short ranged shotgun, you don’t really need to aim.

The only thing that needs to be changed is making room so you can have a proper grip, which all you’d have to do is remove the polymer behind the grip and just have a small slide to guide the magazine.

looks like deus ex stealth pistol

Guns designed by someone who knows nothing about guns trying to make guns they think would be cool

Real world firearms design aside, theres a unique one of those somewhere I think in a shop that absolutely slaps, carried me so hard. Theres def better weapons and builds out there but damn it was fun to spam the compact shotgun pistol thing

What’s the game

“And doesn’t seem very user friendly” *mars automatic pistol has entered the chat*

I kinda like how crazy it looks. It’s dumbasf to be a shotgun and the dual folding charging handle is the dumbest thing I’ve ever thing, but other than that I like it

its user hostile

Starfield…where you use printer cartridges in staplers for guns

it uses caseless shotgun ammo which are smaller, also bethesda isnt known for firearm knowledge lol -laughs in fallout 4-

Why does the bolt even open up to the elements if its caseless?

but its one of the best

Maybe it’s meant as a personal defense weapon. You don’t really have time to aim so you just blast away I guess.

I think this thing would actually look really cool if it had a monocle sight that was mounted on an arm that hung off to the left side of the gun and was tilted inward to the aimpoint. So basically the player would hold the gun up in front of the shoulder like in that 3rd person you showed and the sight would line up directly in front of the shooters eye. That would be weird but sweet

“Nothing behind the mag”, why would there be? It’s a pistol that you aren’t shouldering so anything behind the mag would just increase weight and bulk. “Too close to your face and break your nose,” again it’s a pistol so why would you be doing that?

dawg it’s a sci fi game, it doesn’t need to be realistic or make sense. let it be absurd because it’s cool

Behold, the wrist breaker.

the worst part is that this gun had the potential to be cool aesthetically if it wasn’t fuckin Bethesda making it

The fire selector also seems to rotate 360

It’s a stapler

Tbf this gun is being held by dudes in exoskeleton armed spacesuits, so I definitely wouldn’t give it to a random dude or lady in the real world

I have no idea how you’re even supposed to hold this thing. It looks like player model is breaking it’s wrists.

Probably still the most realistic and functional gun in this game.

lol best type of shotgun one that doesn’t make sense

Disagree it cool ‘cept the2… selector?? Levers on the slide… seems alright for shottie Pwr. In ‘pup-concealment’; ur prob. right on the ammo count unless it some kind of Sci-fi sub space gravity well 2 magical ammo land… 😑🤦‍♂️

I like how the point of bullpup designs is to make it more compact, but the gun here is more bulky than if the magazine had just been inserted into the grip instead.

Like a pm63 and the zip 22 had a child that would see John cena bedside

i feel that a bullpup handgun is just a dumb idea no matter how you chop it up. mag in front or through the handle, nowhere else

I think it’s cool that unlike this game, Helldivers only has functioning weapons and has no unnecessary or pointless gimmicks

Bro you need to review every cursed weapon from mgs v, I customised a sniper to looks like an ak 😂

Gods, the stupidity of these Starfield guns never ceases to amaze me.

I dont want to be fair to Starfield, but “bullpup with nothing behind the gun but the magazine” is relatively simple to achieve, TKB-022 is a great example, you’d be surprised just how simple it is to have a bullpup with absolutely nothing but the magazine at the back.

Bullpups and their consequences have been a disaster for mankind.

It looks like a Zip .22

The slide reminds me of the Polish Rak

Mars pistol but shotgun?

At some, point game design is so atrocious that you hit uninstall and never buy from that company ever again.

Honestly all these gun designs are so stupid they’re kinda creative and cool

Nah it’s alright…comparatively

Seems to me there was absolutely zero communication between the gameplay- and visual design departments in this game.

Extreme bull pupsism is freakin insane 😂

Damn, it’s like a knockoff version of IW’s Oni

Ironically in a zero g setting with over sized space suits this wouldn’t be too awful. Cant aim down the sights to begin with and you cant really shoulder anything in a space suit. When weight needs to be as little as possible and controls need to be oversized as heck because space suit gloves. Having a magazine attached to the rear would probably make feeding the magazine into the gun far easier given you can’t use feel to assist you. Sort of how the mp7 takes advantage of fist to fist reloading for low light operations. This would probably be the best way to replicate that with a shotgun. Give it some sort of laser aiming or camera to hud aiming system. And fix the thumb hole stock.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

…

Because using this gun punched them the fuck out.

“It’s Nerf or nothing”

Wow this game is pretty shit lmfao

That thumb hole is pretty dangerous-looking, too. Wouldn’t like to fire a SHOTGUN with my digits in there

What does Bethesda have against stocks? Seriously. Why are there so many rifles and shotguns in their games with no stocks?

This is my favorite gun in the game 😢

Zip 12….guage

Bethesda is a shell of itself

Dude Starfield, Elite Dangerous, and Star Citizen (still in Alpha for the past 15 years) have some ridiculous guns that look like they should not have come out of production.

There’s some weird prototype soviet assault rifles with really far back mags, but even they look cooler than Starfield weapons

my genuine honest reaction when you are still making reels about a game that we know is not great but not only that, still making reels and COMPLAINING about FICTIONAL guns in a SPACE GAME holy shit bro I couldn’t get more than 3 hours into starfield but you have an insane hate boner for this game bro 😭😂 you are nitpicking the actual functionality of a fictional space gun holy moly please find more creative content

It’s my favourite weapon in the game 😢

“Length of pull? What’s that? Like, how far you have to pull the trigger?” 😂

If I knew anything about 3D modeling beyond “I’m too stupid to do it,” I’d make a mod that fixes all these abominations before God. Unfortunately, gun ’tism and game development ’tism rarely overlap, and when they do, we get games like “gunsmith simulator.”

These are the same devs that have you make guns out of blocks of wood and plumbing pipes in a nuclear apocalypse. Why are you surprised?

It literally looks like a gas pump

it’s literately the zip-22

they could have made this gun so much cooler by elongating the back end with a foldable stock, also a functional pistol grip, fix the part that chambers the gun to have it tucked in the gun without cramming the back end into your face while aiming. that would be solid

That grip looks like it’d be impossible to hold while using rapid fire.

rate saint row 4s guns💀

This gun would honestly be a wonderful weapon for tankers, reminds me of the PM63 but scattergat.

Why do i like it??

just add a mod to make it have a stock and remove some parts it might look better

I don’t understand how the firing animation is so smooth but the reload animations are so fking jank

Nerf gun:

Well, at least they have liquid diets in space…

my favorite thing about bethesda is how gun nuts act whenever they see any of their in game guns.

With some perk mods that add ammo capacity and with the extended mag perk, this thing can carry 44 shells in its mag 😂 and if you use One Inch Punch rounds, technically that triples the number of shells 😂😂😂

Mozam gonna get roasted if you ever do apex weapons

Ok, but i personally like how it looks. I understand the reasonings that you point out as to why it’s a bad design, but… i just personally like it.

Bethesda the masters of cursed guns. They should be staying with cursed swords.

Methesda really took all gun design knowledge, even just basic mechanical knowledge and said “nah fuck that” and they should be mocked for it.

Good lords, that thing’s a sci-fi zip.

Welcome to the future. Every gun we have is a cursed abomination

That thing looks like a scifi zip .22

How did they make the Zip22 worse?

It’s a gas pump converted into a gun.

Oh boy, don’t show him the DAHL pistols from Borderlands 3. Or any DAHL weapons from BL series, really, cause they are mostly bullpups (including sniper rifles).

I think all this weapons is made by dumbest IA

these guns are AI generated for sure

The gun that punches you in the face when you aim down the sights. A masochist’s delight.

This gun is fucking hilarious. Its actually really good too 😂 if you were able to hold it like a pistol it might be okay but the way the bolt slides back when you hold it is terrifying.

Bethesda………. sucks……

One of the devs went to pump gas before work and had a mind blowing idea for a weapon

It kinda looks like a 1911 with a fracked up shell around it???

Caseless 12 gauge too, that it’s bad, it’d make a little more sense if it was .410 but even then, still wouldn’t work

I’m headcanoning that half of the weapon corporations in Starfield have no idea how guns work but need to keep appearances up

Mmm bolt kiss

this is what happens when firearms in games are designed by people who have no experience with firearms. frankly, the whole game is lazy and poorly thought out. the bad guns are just another nail in the coffin

похоже это оружие рисовали люди с лгбт вместо мозга

Guns aren’t that complicated. Complications typically cause more malfunctions. A modest amount of research could have prevented most of these abominations.

I like it

So like, a slide action just like pistols?

I legit refuse to use this weapon in game because of how stupid it is

Bethesda: this gun is fun to use

ItsYaBoy: but it looks cursed. It will break my nose or my face.

Bethesda: It’s fun to use

Its been a year later and this dude is still talking about starfields guns😂😂…. i respect the commitment…. but why is it so personal for him?

Ok billy butcher

Love the nerf gun trigger

Nah the extended mag turns it into meme tier

This looks like something I’d see on Brandon Herrera’s channel

I actually kinda fuck with this design, granted it does need work. Seems like it could work as a very cheap pistol shotgun thing with little regard for safety.

More lethal towards it’s user than the enemy. Throwing those Mike Tyson punches in your face!

This would have been better as one of the Mag weapons, so at least then you could argue that bolt waaaaaaayyyyy in the back there didn’t need to contend with any explosive forces but no

I’m going to have to disagree on the perceived capacity of the magazine. By my estimation, that looks like it could be analogous to a double stack magazine. The glock 26 holds 10 rounds in a fairly short package, but it’s thick. I don’t have a hard time believing that the size of the first mag could hold 2 more rounds

To be fair with the extended mag it looks almost exactly like the USFU zip .22

this gun carried me throughout my entire playthrough when it got the concussive mod, 3 shots and every enemy ragdolled. then i just stand over their body and keep blasting for a permanent stunlock

Bethesda’s always pissed me off with their guns creation even in Fallout.
Like Somebody explain to me how the only rifles Left are the left-handed ones

Every gun you see is worse than the before one like it’s company

Not in defense of it but the shells look squared so that would make them caseless so the may be self propelled

Bubba has been working hard in the armory.

Welcome to the Bethesda future, nothing makes sense and everything works with space magic.

I opened this clip and immediately vomited 😭

“Amateur Dental Work” is what some would call this

that slide is literally PM-63 RAK experience lmao

A folding stock would do the design more justice but it doesnt make it any less cursed.

Stapler

Does anyone at Bethesda know firearms? This isn’t the rule of cool. This is what 3rd graders draw in their notebooks. But 3rd graders have an excuse for their designs. Bethesda should have consulted with a firearms expert.

Looks cool, bullpup is cool.

Behold, the world’s angriest nail gun!

Behold ZIP 12

I notice all these guns we’re made to look cool in first person and that’s it 💀

Welcome to the future. Everything is bullpup and everything uses caseless ammunition

I guess this one atleast looks kinda cool.

Me: Damn, the guns in this game look really cool.
Itsyaboi: Its cursed.
Me: Fuck, you gotta point.