The Rust fanboy salt is unreal in this thread.

Pascal, fast compilie and lightweight 😀

C++ car has segfault and the team use 2 weeks to figure out where it is.
Go car: equipped with a gabage collector to clean the road.
Python: wait, you guys compile?

i love golang!

A templated C++ program would probably the rust program.

For Toyota c++ they could already wait on the other side before the car arrived

c just takes a quick glance and sends it off before it can make a full stop

laughs in java

With rust you’ll never have to change the tyres ever. 😂

.NET: “This is most of the way to a tyre. It will turn fully into a suitable tyre for the road on first use.”

C++ is the only project I have that has actually spent credits on my GitHub Actions usage. 14 minute builds for each OS, it hurts so bad. Rust would be normal, except I have to use C++ within my Rust project for Emscripten bindings, so it took like 70% longer than it otherwise would have.

c++ runtime speed 💀

python laughing in corner😅😅

the golang uses threadripper, c++ just quad core😂😂😂 of course there will be big difference in compile time😂😂😂

C++ (and family) compilers: there is a missing sticker, cant do

Rust is fixing tanks….

Dislike slow compilers. Rust is out of the bucket list

interpreted language enters the chat

Compairing compilation speed is like compairing a noob vs an expert tailor making you a suit. The expert will take longer and the suit will be better

That’s why it’s called “Rust”.

Whoooo go team Lotus! Almost as quick as the depreciation of value on one of their road cars.
I have no idea why I’m here though as I only know basic HTML and have never watched anything about coding on YouTube.

Intercal still over there reading the manual

Kinda rusty

Rust is fixing the axel

Python is Mclaren pitstop 1,80 sec

ahahaaaa

C++ is most definitely NOT known for being fast to compile lmao. No, hello world isn’t a good benchmark.

😂😂😂😂😂

You guys go change your tires, while I’m here ZIG’ing on a Jet plane

Bytecode: human running at lightspeed

C++, only if ure doing it wrong. Although using C++ is wrong to begin with, C supremacy. GoLang usually takes a while, and rust being a rust bucket can just go away again, it has no uses

Python: ☠️

Rly thought that was gonna be Ferrari but this is even better

Rust compiler making sure that everything is ok

THE VIDEO BUFFERED AT THE FIRST PIT STOP IM DYING

Golang: _guido, its time_

Assembly : “Hold my beer…”

Yes Rust should take Rest.😅😅

last 😂

*Assembler completely forgets it even needs pitstops due to how short they are*

Those wheels look a little rusty to me

Is go a compiled language? I didn’t know that.

Rust is a master craftsman

I am a software developer with more than 10+ years experience. But never heard programming language called rust.

I do tons of C++ in one week, Maybe like 5 to 10k of lines and if you know what are you doing, it compiles in 30 sec and you ready to install the firmware.

Don’t forget the python interpreter, it takes the car and gives you a bike instead.

c++ 💩

This is compilation speed, right? If rust takes longer than C++ to compile, this is a serious issue for large projects with fast paced development cycles

what is Gvido?

C++ does NOT compile that fast, specially not for any decently sized project, it gets horrendously slow really fast

For Rust I was expecting someone to start mining for metal to melt it and then start building a car from scratch.

I love the language and I know parts of why I like it is because the compiler is doing more but the times are annoying af.

Employee: “Boss, I already told you. This project is time-consuming. You can’t speed it up, just by assigning more people into it.”
Meanwhile in Formula One:

Rust Compiler: normal human speed without any mod. 🙃

Hahaha 😂😂

So ein Blödsinn, Rust ist viel schneller😂

Do you even see the difference in environment, working hands and ideology?

You forgott Assembler its a rocket 😉😉😉😉 all other languaged are slow!!!

holy fuck it’s all coders

I don’t even know how to code

why was I recommended this

you forgot C, which is fastest of all

YOOU FORGOT JAVA

C++ can be fast and slow. Anyone who has compiled a large project with winrt knows how long it can take. But c++20 brought modules, which allows for incremental builds and speeds up compile times. (and is overall much much better than #include)

Edit: To all those replying with c++ already having incremental builds, sure, implementation files do, but header files don’t, and that is what modules replace. So modules essentially allow for header file incremental builds.

But… my C++ takes approximately 3,618,725,094 business days to compile… am I doing something wrong?

Imagine python 😂

I wrote in binary, it’s comparable to any Ferrari pit stop. Got it done eventually, but fucked up the strategy and forgot to connect the drink

Heard of rust and C++, but never Golang

Golang is setbacked

So, rust compiles so slowly, does that have anything to do with flexibility?
U heard that Rust is customizable.

Meanwhile someone is talking about HTML 😂

Rust feels like the GTA 5 loading screen back when it was very unoptinised

C++ is up there with rust in compilation time, y’all delulu
for ultimate compilation speed, look to C with no optimisations. you can count the passes on one hand

lmfao whoever makes these “rust is trash yap yap” probably runs on intel celeron

Much more important is development and running speed 😀

Python: randomly reverses mid pitstop and drives over one guy because the driver mistook a call sign

the rust compiler is unscrewing the bolts with its teeth

f*ck the compile time. RUNTIME is what matters!!!!!

Автор видимо хреново знает языки

But… but rust is as fast as C++, right!?
Only after compiling, of course.

C is the fastest if we don’t count asm

Apenas fatos kkkkkkkkkkk

Erlang is a 100 wheel car that can add and remove wheels at will

JS keeps running but may change to a horse or [object Object]

What about TempleOS

Assembly is the car and when needed creates its own replacements team on the fly.

What about assembly??

Now that’s some slander lol

What about java

*Rust*-y skills
(My goodnes that joke was terrible…Iam really sorry guys😢)

Epico

Erlang/Elixir zooms past changing tyres and more wherever it feels like 😅

An advanced C++ teacher i TA for said it like this: Python is like your driving an armored car with training wheels, C++ is like your in a racecar with the hood off flying at 200mph while making an engine repair as you drive

Manpower involve head count 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rust is slow to compile probably because everyone and their grandma is using Generics, which are static dispatch and require compiling a new function for every combination of types that you use.

Was going to include Swift but it wouldn’t fit in a short

I wonder what would typescript look like… xD

What about c#

constexpr wheels!!

meanwhile, lua driving while pitting😅

Rust might be slow to put/compile, but it executes fast during the race

I had no idea rust is slower than c++

Not me programming in assembly

yeah, and then C++ car suddenly burns itself because of Undefined Behaviour and Golang car stops every 1 km to wait for Garbage Collector =)

C++ is fast. Way faster than i will ever need. Its kinda miracle

if compilation speed was everything, people would just write everything in javascript.

oh wait…

Okay, but the Rust car is actually a plane.

Python ie the fastest

Lua: Challenge accepted

True. Next, show the C++ car driving straight into a wall.

Remember real traffic cats need safety no fast processing 😂😅 Lol 😂😆 does are danger on the road unfortunately

Does feel like that when you make the smallest change in a header lol then it’s back to compiling in a sec

Python : *”1000Tonne Truck”*

stfu, runtime Speed Is light speed

Meanwhile, Machine Languages, And Binary Codes :- ☠️

I expected to see Guido change McQueen’s tire

I was expecting “Compilation speed: Python” and he just drives right on through the pit stop.

Any of this is more fun than the programming itself 💀

You call it compiling, I call it paid time off.

Everybody gangsta until assembly language pulls up

من قرأ آية الكرسي بعد كل صلاة لم يمنعه من دخول الجنة إلا الموت ❤️ وصلوا على النبي

نال يس

C++ is faster than GoLang.
Memes are funny when factual.

Bro which language is best : Python; Javascript; C++;

Where did people get this idea that Rust compilation is so much slower than C++? They are on par with eachother.

Guido : “pit stop”

I need to get back to my desk coz i have to write C++ unit tests to test my C code. 100% truth. Embedded systems.

“In Rust we tRust’😊

Rust per line is probably faster. You just have to recompile half an OS.

no, it’s python

LMAO!

JS: 🗿💨

now do haskell

Add D on this list. #dlang fast

Julia just randomly stops on track to switch a single tire

Yet, no one says anything about the Scala compiler-_-

Where is c#?

Even a simple go program takes longer to compile than a good F1 pitstop funnily enough.

Then you have Haskell building from scratch source code, where the rim is still being casted, and the tire is still being tapped from the rubber tree.

I would like to point out that the C++ compiler in this visual analogy is doing significantly more than the going compiler, I don’t know if that’s actually true outside of the analogy or not but I would just like to point that out. [Also I would like to point out that the go lang compiler is probably just a c compiler in the back end]

JS

The last one is also template-heavy C++

Rust rebuilds whole car using a modern factory. C++ uses some archaic car parts, and reassembles large parts of the car. Golang has pluggable parts to build the car from. The golang car looks verey very retro (because almost all golang concepts are from the late 80s, early 90s or so), but it is actually very new and modern.

Cringe

Big c++ code bases take a fucking long time to compile

R.i.p
C
C++

As a rust compiler , can confirm 😂

So C++ compiles slower than GOLANG?
If not please correct me

😂

LaTeX is “building the factory that then makes the cars”

Image rust compiler written in python

Let’s give a round of applause to all of the programmers who have to deal with these scenarios 😆🤙🏼

So, thats’s why cosmic desktop took so long to upgrade

No no no no no.. that’s really Rusty

💀

C:
Complied while you blinked.

Did you guys see C passing by right before Golang? Ka-chow!

But you cant use go lang offroad 😅😊

And matlab?

JS never sees the pit lane

Compilation: yes. Execution: Noooooooo

C++ is slowww it compiles each uncluded file for each cpp file

“I see you play games all day”.
“Mom, it’s compiling.”

Wow, do for python please

song?

Meanwhile me waiting for c# to compile in unity after changing 1 constant

Python: pitstop while the car is moving.
Also python: moving at the snail pace.

Where’s my naked C

My man wishes c++ compiled this fast

Jajajajaja totally agree. Cargo, ufff, I prefer to compile a kernel than a rust project.

Assembly : wait we have to compile?

compile anything in c++ that is using boost that shit takes half an hour istg

Nah python #1

If u want the same compare about execution speed, just swap text labels

Video: just a funny thing about the languages compiled to a machine code.

Subhuman monkeys: uuuuu Python uuuuuu

We aren’ going speak about tex with tikz… It’s nightmare

Pls do one for runtime speed 😊😊

HTML

What about java?

the fastest the compiler the slowest the executable.There is a reason why compilers take so long to compile

За то жигули у всех есть😂

assembler💀

My experience is C++ takes longest to compile. However Im also mostly using it witn Unreal Engine wich is a really complex system and a compile takes between 5 -10 minutes each time. In contrast compiling a Unreal Blueprint takes less then one second. However Unreal is a very specialized framework and not a stand alone programming language so maybee not a good comparison.

where c#

hey, try vlang lol

The best thing is rust! haha!

Dose it really matter… ?

Allat compilation time for the borrow checker to say “cannot borrow Rc> because it might outliuve its parent function”

Holy hell if the music is obnoxious in this video. WHY?

rust is great if you’re a trannoid

oh man, c++ can get really bad in compilation speed.
i’ve had projects that compiled a lot faster in rust after a rewrite from c++.

also, most of the time is spent on the linker and not the compiler very often.

Meanwhile, Assembly is running on indestructible tyres that don’t need replacing.

What’s Golang?

Now let’s talk about compilation difficulty

Golang is no way faster than C++ let aloneC

The last one should be NuxtJS 2 compilation where someone just waits in 3 people queue for tire service.

ASM 🚀🚀🚀

javascript with webpack…. kill me.

assembly is the speed of light

Golang is the best

golang 🔥🔥

The first one should be C

I knew it’s gonna be rust in the end lmao

wussap

How about compiling in debug mode and only turning on all optimizations for release ?

why no one talking about NIM?

Rust is just slow in the first run. Because in this is example is more like building another whole new car. After that is just as fast as any other compiled language.

PHP compilation, just sayin 😀

The C++ probably crashes into a walln5 seconds later😂😂😂

The hate is real😂😂😂 . Rust is still the better language tho lol

Now compare runtime and resouce usage 😂

Notice how the C++ driver is not even wearing a helmet with that dubious sports car…

Nice. I counted 8 seconds for Golang, 18 seconds for C++ and 5 seconds for Rust.

The memes and whatnot but building rust is so much faster than c++ (you gotta take into account that a small rust project will have the same amount of code as a medium size c++ project bc you can actually get dependencies in rust). Also have you tried using any sufficiently big library in c++ (im looking at you – gtkmm) the header inclusion alone takes seconds

If compilation speed is the the most important thing about your language, that’s NOT a recommendation. If that’s the most important thing to you, then use assembly language.

What about assembly?

rust has no GC

Go: Compile what? Just run it immidiately with “go run”, which will compile and run it so fast that you won’t notice that it is compiled it first

the rust car can’t handle graphical decals.

Meanwhile JIT compilation: video of those arabs driving on two wheels and changing the tires.

Rust compiler will check your pockets if it can

You are absolutely correct, apart from being totally wrong!

How would FPGA’s compare to Rust?

Я ждал момент из тачек где гвидо так быстро это сделал что у оппонентов усы отпали

Gnu and Cmake never let me down

I see you have never had to debug a template recursion depth error

For those who don’t know anything about programming like the user who posted this video this is the kind of youtube crap that u should forget u ever saw it

@ThePrimeTime

Yall have never programmed anything other than “hello world” and it shows

what?

Can never compare that to C

those who are mentioning python, do you know what compilation means?

Don’t we all just love compiling Firefox, fellas?

Is go Lang faster the cpp?

Why i feel my rust code compile faster than c++ or is because i just started to learn rust🤔